"Ouch... ... I had a layer of chili pepper on my buttocks, and it hurt so badly......" Erlenzi groaned. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I pulled a bottle of potion out of my pocket and said, "Haha... It doesn't hurt, can you obediently admit your mistakes? Come on, I'll put some potion on you and you'll be fine. ”

"You... Do you have a potion ready? Erlenzi asked in surprise.

"Haha... I don't want to beat you up, if you really want to die, I can't bear it. As I spoke, I smeared the potion on Erlengzi.

"Ah, it's so comfortable, as soon as the potion is smeared, it doesn't hurt. Uncle, where did you buy this miracle medicine? Erlenzi asked curiously.

I untied the rope and said, "Stop talking nonsense, put on your pants and go home." ”

Erlenzi put on his pants, limped two steps, and grinned, "Mom, my thigh bone hurts a lot." ”

I widened my eyes and reprimanded: "Don't pretend with Lao Tzu, even if you suck your buttocks, you won't hurt your thigh bones." ”

Erlenzi suddenly pulled out his legs and ran, running faster than a rabbit, he ran while shouting: "You wait for Lao Tzu, I will move the old lady here, I can't spare you!" ”

Erlenzi wanted to move his wife here, which surprised me.

Wen Hui said that Erlengzi's old lady is a well-known tigress, and if she goes crazy, I'm afraid that no one will be able to resist it. Besides, I beat Erlengzi, which can't be denied.

I wanted to chase back Erlenzi and teach him another lesson, but in the blink of an eye he ran away.

I sighed and went back to Wenge's house.

Wen Ge was preparing lunch.

"Where's Wenhui?" I asked.

"Sister Wen Hui went to the door." Wen Ge replied.

"Where are you going?" I asked eagerly.

I think: I should inform Wenhui of Erlengzi's complaint to his mother as soon as possible, and discuss how to deal with it.

Wen Ge replied: "Wen Hui didn't say anything when he left. ”

I was in a hurry all of a sudden, and hurriedly said, "Wen Ge, can you get Wen Hui back immediately." ”

Wen Ge asked curiously, "Brother Liang, what is your urgent matter?" ”

I frowned, sighed and said, "I just taught Erlenzi a lesson, and he threatened to let the fast mouth woman settle accounts with me, and I want to discuss with Wen Hui how to deal with this tigress." ”

"Ahh Wen Ge was shocked when he heard that I had taught Erlenzi a lesson, and said: "Kuaizui Po is not an ordinary woman, she is simply a female devil, no one in the village dares to provoke her, and even the village chief is afraid of her." If you beat up her precious son, she'll have to fight with you. ”

As soon as I heard Wen Ge say it, I became more and more panicked.

To be honest, when it comes to fighting, don't say that she is a fast-talking woman, even if she comes to ten or eight, I don't have a problem. But I can't beat a widow for no reason.

"What can I do?" I'm feeling a little overwhelmed.

"I'll go find Sister Wen Hui." Wen Ge removed the fire from the stove, turned around and went out.

I wondered, even if Wenhui came back, would she be able to deal with the fast-talking woman? It seems that we still have to think of a trick.

I walked around the yard in circles, thinking about what to do.

"You're Wenge's fiancé, right?" An old woman burst into the yard in a huff.

As soon as I saw it, I knew that she was a "fast-talking woman".

"Kuaizui Po" has a sideways face, and a pair of eyes are squeezed by fat to become a "glimmer of sky".

"Yes, you are ......" I prayed in my heart: don't be a "quick mouth".

The fast-talking woman didn't answer my question, and asked menacingly, "Why did you beat my son?" ”

I have just thought of a countermeasure, that is, "hit a rake".

"You're Erlenzi's mother, right? I'm looking for you, and since you're here, that's fine. I crossed my waist with both hands, pretending to be angry.

"You... You're looking for me? "Surprised.

"Yes, I ask you: How did you discipline your son?" I snapped.

Although I pretend to be very powerful, I am actually strong on the outside.

"I... What's wrong with my son? The quick-mouthed woman asked confusedly.

I saw that the fast mouth woman was shocked by my questioning, and I couldn't help but feel a little proud, I didn't expect that this tigress was just like this, and she was led away by my nose.

"Your son is a hooligan." I said angrily.

When the fast-talking woman heard this, she suddenly became a lot shorter.

"He... What the hell happened to him? The quick-mouthed woman asked eagerly.

"Yesterday morning, when Wen Ge was changing clothes in the house, Erlenzi climbed the wall and climbed into the yard, peeped at the window, and was discovered by me." I said angrily.

"Really... Is there such a thing? The quick-mouthed woman asked with her mouth stammered.

"Humph! I have extracted two pieces of evidence. As I spoke, I took out my mobile phone, took out a photo of Erlenzi on the wall, and sent it to the fast mouth.

"Take a closer look, is this person a second flute?"

When she saw it, she was speechless.

"Right?" I saw that the fast mouth woman had nothing to say, and said: "There is another evidence, that is, the fingerprints left by Erlenzi when he climbed over the wall, I have taken them and put them in the house." ”

"No... Didn't you just look at it? The quick-mouthed woman argued.

"Hey, if you don't understand the law, it's called voyeurism, it's a crime." I said in a loud voice.

The fast-talking woman pursed her lips and said, "If you look at it, you have broken the law, and it is not that serious." ”

I snorted and said, "Yesterday, I wanted to call the police and ask the police to arrest Erlenzi, but Wen Hui and Wen Ge stopped me, saying that the villagers don't have to do too much, and said: Erlengzi is a first offender, so spare him this time." Under the repeated persuasion of Wen Hui and Wen Ge, I didn't call the police. ”

The fast mouth woman seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, she said: "Wen Hui and Wen Ge have good hearts, they and Erlenzi have been good friends since childhood, how can good friends harm good friends." ”

I said angrily: "Wen Ge is my fiancée, Erlenzi peeps at her, I can't swallow this breath, today, I met Erlenzi and asked him what to do." Erlenzi means private, he asked me to beat him, and the matter is over. ”

"It's... Did Erlenzi let you beat it? "The fast mouth woman is a little unconvinced.

"Of course. However, after I finished beating me, he thought I was beating me too hard and was a little dissatisfied. I told Erlenzi that if I wasn't satisfied, I would let the police solve the matter. ”

Lady Kuaikou listened to what I said, and she hesitated and said, "You... You beat it up, and you have to call the police, it's too much. ”

I shook my head and said, "I don't want to call the police either, it's Erlenzi who wants to call the police, saying that I beat him." Since he wants to call the police, let the police handle the two cases together. ”

The quick mouth woman thought about it for a while, and said dissatisfiedly: "Erlenzi just peeked at it, but you beat his ass to pieces, is it too ruthless." ”

When I saw that the quick-talking woman had the intention of calming things, I borrowed a ladder to go down to the room and said, "I think this matter is over, and we will not pursue each other." I admit it: beat the two flutes a little harder, so let's do it, I'll pay for the medical expenses. ”

As I spoke, I took a thousand dollars out of my pocket and said, "It's a thousand dollars, take it." ”