Section 88 Why should you be embarrassed by dicks
Running in the dark woods, it didn't take long to see He Xue, obviously she didn't catch up with 'Ma Xiujun'. Seeing me chasing after me, she asked in surprise, "Where is the paper man?" ”
I said casually: "The spell was cracked by me, it turned out that the paper man was afraid of fire, and when it got a little fire, it burned, and the spell was automatically lifted." "I told her the truth, it's not a secret anyway.
"Let Matthew Jun run away again." He Xue sighed and said, "I don't know when I will be able to catch him." ”
Just because you want to arrest people these two times? I persuaded, "Officer He, with all due respect, you can't catch Matthew Jun!" Because whatever he makes is not something you can handle! Let's talk about Gu art first, if it weren't for the medicine I gave you, you might have fallen ill! Besides, skeleton puppets, you won't be able to deal with that weird thing without my help! And today's paper man, the whole body is as hard as steel, the strength is infinite, if you don't find its weakness and keep fighting with it, you will be beaten to death by it sooner or later! If you were the only one to act tonight, you could have imagined the outcome. ”
"I've got to catch her!" He Xue said firmly.
"Whatever you want, I'm going back." With that, I walked out of the woods......
As I walked, my phone rang suddenly, it turned out to be a call from a cheap man, and I picked it up: "Hey, Jiannan, what's wrong?" ”
I only heard the cheap man whisper: "Big brother, there is a thief in our store!" I'm lurking outside the door, and as soon as the thief comes out, I'll slap the brick in my hand, and let him know why it's so red today! ”
Hearing this, I broke out in a cold sweat, and said in my heart that I still had a few days left on the vacation I gave him, why did he come back so early? And you also treat Chen Haotian as a thief, with your small body, if you attack Chen Haotian, you will definitely be beaten very badly! I hurriedly said, "Cheap man, don't ...... you"
Before I could finish speaking, I heard a's scream on the other side of the phone! I hurriedly called Chen Haotian, and the misunderstanding was cleared up, but the poor was kicked a few times by Chen Haotian, and it is said that he can't take care of himself now......
The have been beaten like this, I have to go back and see everything! So I decided to see how the reconstruction was going tomorrow morning and go home in the afternoon.
When I returned to the hotel, it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening, I opened a room and took a shower, fell into bed, and fell into a deep sleep......
The next day, in the morning.
I bought a lot of fruit for my eldest sister's parents and then looked at the progress of the reconstruction. The reconstruction work is going well, the ruins have been cleared, rows of red bricks are neatly laid out there, and Dahan said that it is estimated that it will be completed in another 20 days.
The eldest sister's parents are also full of red faces, after all, they will be able to live in a new house soon, so it's no wonder if they are unhappy.
I didn't stop long, I sat in the car for more than three hours, and finally returned to the copy shop, as soon as I went up the stairs, I heard the husband and wife arguing, the woman: "If you dare to be angry with me, I will let you live like a and can't take care of yourself!" ”
The's moans also came: "Oops, oops...... Can you please stop arguing. ”
"How old are you? If you say it's not noisy, it's not noisy...... Oh no, husband, the boss is back, let's run! After saying that, the husband and wife ghost floated out through the wall.
The was lying on the bed, his face was haggard, and when he saw my figure, tears were about to fall: "Big brother, I can look at you again before I die, I will die without regrets!" ”
I hurriedly came to the bed, held the hand of the brother, and asked with concern: "Jiannan, don't be so strict, you will be fine!" ”
The looked haggard and said grief-stricken: "Big brother, don't persuade me!" My own body knows it for itself! Last night, I was hit by Chen Haotian's 'Brokeback Mountain Shadowless Foot', and I have been blocked by his ureters, endocrine disorders, and incontinence......"
Incontinence your grandma! You can make up a smooth slip of the tongue?! At a glance, I knew that this thing was fine, so I helped him cover the quilt: "Jiannan, you have a good rest, big brother will always support you!" What do you want to eat at noon? Big brother buys it for you. ”
The was very moved, and said weakly: "I, I want to eat persimmon stewed prawns......"
I made a trough on the spot, persimmon stewed prawns? Is this thing going to die? …… I was a little speechless and said, "You can't eat seafood with vitamin C, otherwise it will kill you." I'm going to buy you some braised pork, you can rest well. With that, I went down the stairs.
Chen Haotian was reading the newspaper downstairs, at this moment, the door was pushed open, a guest walked in, Chen Haotian stood up, and said skillfully: "Copy five cents, print one, repair shoes one five, with two keys!" ”
When I heard that, I almost didn't fall down the stairs!! Isn't this the smooth talk of a? Why did Chen Haotian learn it too?
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Today is Saturday, Sister Xiaoling is resting, and after she learned the news of my return, she immediately rushed to the copy shop.
In the afternoon, Miss Jiang also rushed over, and as soon as she entered the house, she cried and threw herself into Chen Haotian's arms, crying and saying: "Haotian, you are so stupid, is it worth it to be expelled from the family for me?" ”
"It's nothing, don't blame yourself so much." Chen Haotian comforted: "Breaking away from the shackles of the family, I feel relaxed, but now that I have become an ordinary person, will your parents agree to marry you to me?" ”
Miss Jiang hugged Chen Haotian tightly: "I don't want you to marry." ”
Sister Xiaoling and I had already gone upstairs, leaving room for the two of them, but Sister Xiaoling and I were still gossiping at the top of the stairs eavesdropping, and when we heard this, Sister Xiaoling said: "Listen, how touching, how romantic." ”
"Sister Xiaoling, we are also very romantic, I went to your house last time to make a big deal about the engagement banquet......"
Before I could finish speaking, she glared at me: "You're embarrassed to say." ”
"What's wrong with that? You are mine, uncle betrothed you to others, of course I will snatch it back! ”
"Ahem! Ahem! Ahem, ahem! The coughed loudly over there, signaling that what I said was so numb that he couldn't listen to it anymore.
I scolded angrily: "I don't want to listen to fuck off!" ”
The muttered in a low voice: "**Silk why be embarrassed**Silk ......"
"What are you talking about?!" I almost flew over with the sole of my shoe.
The hurriedly covered his head with the quilt and said, "I sleep, I can't see anything, I can't hear anything, you continue." ”
The atmosphere has been ruined by him, how can it continue?
At this time, the door below seemed to be opened, and Chen Haotian only listened to Chen Haotian's skillful introduction: "Copy five cents, print one, repair shoes one five, and match two keys!" ”
When Xu Xiaoling heard this, her reaction was similar to what I had just now, if I hadn't held her, I'm afraid she would have fallen! Why so surprised? Who is Chen Haotian? The eldest son of the Chen family of the eight major families! The Chen family controls many large enterprises, including the world's top 500 companies! It is strange that the words of repairing shoes come out of Chen Haotian's mouth, and it is not shocking.
An aunt's voice came downstairs: "I'll repair shoes." ”
The suddenly lifted the quilt and said with surprise on his face: "It's time for business!" Then he hurriedly put on his slippers, and the weak look on his face was swept away, and Xu Xiaoling and I were stunned! The cheap man looked at Xu Xiaoling and Xu Xiaoling who were surprised, and said seriously: "Big brother and sister-in-law, it's not easy to make money these days, so I will rely on this piece of five to buy a house and marry a daughter-in-law. ”
After the went downstairs, I looked at Xu Xiaoling and said, "Sister Xiaoling, he called you well just now." I leaned slightly, pressed my lips to hers, and ran quickly downstairs......
In the evening, the's girlfriend also came, and the regained his half-dead appearance, and it wasn't until I proposed to eat at night that the got up. In fact, Chen Haotian didn't hit him hard at all yesterday, so this product was all pretended today, and I already knew it......
After arriving at the restaurant, we asked for a private room, and after ordering, the six of us were chatting.
At this moment, the door was suddenly kicked open, and more than a dozen big men poured in at once, one of whom pointed at me and said, "Boss, it's this kid!" ”
The big man who spoke looked a little familiar, and I suddenly remembered that the last time I went to the disco to catch ghosts, he was one of the two big men guarding the staircase on the second floor.
As for the 'boss', it looks even more familiar! Isn't he the Scar Lee I met in prison?!
Scar Lee obviously recognized me as well, was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Hahaha, little brother, I should have guessed that it was yours!" ”
"Huh? It turned out to be Brother Li, who was released so soon? Congratulations. ”
Scar Lee swept around the room and said to me, "Little brother, can you go outside with me to talk about something?" ”
It doesn't matter, with Chen Haotian here today, even if there are more than a dozen people, they will not take me, besides, I can take a dozen people.
I walked out of the room with Scar Lee and stood in the hallway, and at this time, the hotel staff also came over and asked, "Sir, what happened just now?" ”
"It's okay, we're having fun." I said casually.
"Are you sure you don't need to call the police? If something happens later, we are not responsible. He warned.
"No, we're joking." I repeat it once.
The hotel staff retreated, and Scar Li said: "Little brother, since I met you, I found out that there are ghosts in the world, so after I came out, I asked my brothers to inquire, and finally found a ghost, and he was willing to help me, but in exchange, I wanted to buy him an expensive antiseptic to keep his body from rotting." As a result, he just helped me once, and you killed him, you say, how should this account be calculated? He lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and spat out a faint smoke ring