"Sister, I don't know why, since I walked into this ancient tomb, my left eye has been beating. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info sister, you said we wouldn't meet zongzi tonight! ”

"Little swallow, it's not the first time we've come out to rob the tomb, what are you afraid of, besides, if my sister is here, as long as the zongzi dares to appear, my sister will definitely destroy the zongzi and protect you from any harm, so sister, you can put one hundred and twenty hearts."

Late at night, in an ancient tomb, a pair of sisters were looking around with lanterns in their hands, looking for valuable things. This pair of sisters, who have been orphans since they were children, was adopted by the master and taught them to practice martial arts, the sister is called Shen Yufang, and the younger sister is called Shen Yuyan.

"Sister, I found the coffin in the ancient tomb", Shen Yuyan raised the lantern in her hand. Shen Yufang hurriedly walked to her sister's side, took out a candle, and then walked to the upper right corner of the coffin, lit the candle, and then walked to her sister's side again, looking at her sister. Shen Yuyan nodded at her sister, and the two sisters worked together to push the coffin lid open.

"Little Swallow, you are responsible for keeping an eye on the candles, this ancient tomb is an imperial tomb, presumably the burial goods are enough for our sisters to recuperate for a while."

"I don't think so, what I stole last month was also an emperor's tomb, but I only found a worthless burial item."

"Shut your crow's mouth", Shen Yufang glared at her sister angrily.

"Oh!"

Shen Yuyan covered her mouth with her hands, then turned to look at the candle in the upper right corner. After Shen Yufang saw her sister obeying her words, she immediately stretched out her hands and entered the coffin to touch the east and west.

"I won't be hit by my sister's crow mouth again!"

Suddenly, Shen Yufang's right hand was grabbed by a hand, and she shouted, "Ah! ”

"Sister, what's the matter?"

Hearing her sister's exclamation, Shen Yuyan turned around and saw her sister sitting on the ground. "Hands! Hand! Hand! ”

Shen Yufang pointed to the coffin, Shen Yuyan looked at the coffin and looked at her sister strangely, "I said sister, you just said to protect me, what are you afraid of?" ”

"No, just now I saw a hand stretched out of the coffin, and my right hand was still pulled by that hand, how could it not be now?"

"Sister, you see you must have been too tired and hallucinating recently", at the same time as Sister Shenyu Yan Anwei, the candle in the upper right corner went out.

"Ahh

The two sisters noticed the exclamation at the same time, and this time Shen Yuyan finally believed what her sister had said earlier, because by the light of the lantern, she saw a hand sticking out of the coffin. The two sisters were so frightened that they both hugged their heads and cried, and at this time, Shen Yufang still remembered that she had said that she would protect her sister.

"I said two young ladies, you rob tombs too, and I have never seen such a timid tomb robber as you two," a young man in his early twenties jumped out of the coffin.

"Are you a human or a zongzi?"

When the two sisters saw that the boy was walking towards them, the two sisters were so frightened that they hurriedly took two steps back.

"Of course I'm human, have you ever seen a zongzi as handsome as me?" In fact, the young man is handsome or not, and in this dark ancient tomb, he can't see clearly by the light of that little lantern.

"Sister, he is not a zongzi, he is a person, because only people can speak, and zongzi will never speak", hearing Shen Yuyan's words, the young man breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and finally someone believed that he was a human. Just when the boy breathed a sigh of relief and took another step forward towards the sisters, he suddenly saw the sisters crying......

"Don't come here!" The sisters watched the boy walk towards them step by step, and they were even more frightened than before.

"What's wrong? They all say that I am human, what are you afraid of? The young man looked at the two sisters in front of him and was scared to cry by himself, and couldn't help but doubt his appearance. Don't you look so much like a zongzi?

"You, you, back, back, back......" Shen Yuyan pointed to the back of the young man.

"What's wrong with me? I only have a coffin behind me. ”

The young man felt in his heart that the pair of sisters in front of him was really the best in the tomb robbery world, and the young man had seen the timid, but he had never seen the two sisters in front of him so timid. You say that you have a pair of beautiful women to do something bad, you have to do the business of tomb robbery, even if you find a rich old man to marry, or be a junior, it is better than being a tomb robber.

"Yes, yes, there is a zongzi to want, and the zongzi wants to go to you", Shen Yuyan finally said the zongzi, and after the young man heard Shen Yuyan's words, his heart jumped, there will really be zongzi! When the boy turned his head, he happened to see a zongzi coming towards him......

"I'll go, there are really zongzi...... I said Mr. Zongzi, don't come here, come over again, I, I, I'll ...... I dare to sleep with your mother and your little sister......"

Sister Hua, who was originally scared to cry, couldn't help but laugh when she heard the boy's words.

Who are these people! At this time, he was still thinking about such a nasty thing, but it was really strange that this young man actually crawled out of the coffin......

"Oh my mother! Mommy, help! ”

The young man saw that Zongzi had come to him, so frightened that he hurried up, and he didn't know that Mr. Zongzi took a fancy to the young man's little bit and chased the young man in circles in the ancient tomb.

"I'll go, I said that there are two delicate beauties over there in Mr. Zongzi, why don't you chase it! I just fancy my kid! You fancy the little kid, can't the kid change it? Don't you always have your back on your back? ”

The sisters who were hiding in a corner heard the words of the young man, crying and laughing, and the sisters glared at the young man fiercely, and then Shen Yufang took her sister's hand and carefully bypassed the route of the zongzi to chase the young man, and quietly walked outside the ancient tomb, but the sisters had just taken a step forward with their front feet, and the zongzi suddenly changed direction and no longer chased the young man and chased towards the sisters.

"Ahh

The two sisters let out an exclamation, and when they saw that a pair of sisters were about to be killed by zongzi in front of their eyes, the young man had a flash of inspiration in his mind, stretched out his right hand and gently slapped the right half of his face, "Forget, this young man is a Taoist priest from Kunlun Mountain, and I am really, why am I in a hurry, I even forgot that I am a Taoist priest?" This zongzi is just the lowest-level monster, Ben Shao is not even afraid of the ghost king, is he still afraid that this kind of low-end monster will not succeed? ”

said that it was too late, the boy took out a mobile phone from his pocket, and the boy quickly started the QQ music player, and then there was an adapted Buddhist song "Heart Sutra" in the mobile phone

This is a song adapted by the boy combined with some exorcism spells, and the boy called it "The Heart Sutra of Exorcism". When the "Exorcism Heart Sutra" sounded, Zongzi suddenly let go of the sister flower, and the sister flower quickly ran behind the boy as soon as she left Zongzi's hands.

"What kind of magic weapon are you?"

Shen Yufang stared at the mobile phone in the young man's hand and kept looking, the young man heard Shen Yufang's words behind him, and turned around to see Shen Yufang staring at his mobile phone, as if he really didn't know what the mobile phone was.

"It's just a vegetable and fruit mobile phone, if you want to see it, I'll show it to you", the young man handed the mobile phone to Shen Yufang's hand, and Shen Yufang took the phone, "Mobile phone? Why haven't I heard of it? ”

When the young man heard Shen Yufang's words, he thought that the two sisters in front of him hadn't even heard of their mobile phones, it seemed that they must have come out of the primeval forest, but the primeval forest was all wild people, so the two sisters in front of him were so beautiful?

"Sister, I also want to see this magic weapon", Shen Yuyan reached out and grabbed the mobile phone in Shen Yufang's hand, but what she didn't expect was that Shen Yuyan didn't take the mobile phone well, and accidentally the mobile phone slipped to the ground, and the music of "Exorcism Heart Sutra" stopped.

"Not good!"

When the "Exorcism Heart Sutra" just stopped, the zongzi who was originally standing still moved again, and the speed of the zongzi's action was obviously much faster than before.

The young man didn't think about it, and immediately bit the index finger of his right hand and looked at Shen Yufang, "Do you have yellow rune paper?" ”

"That thing is only available to Taoist priests, and it's useless for us to come, so ......" Shen Yufang's answer was heard in the young man's ears, and once again let the young man have a more comprehensive understanding of the pair of superb tomb robber sisters in front of him.

In the end, the young man came to a conclusion, that is, the pair of tomb robber sisters in front of him are indeed a pair of tomb robber cabbage, and they don't even have the most basic yellow rune paper and still play tomb robbing, which is not any different from looking for death.

"There is no yellow rune paper, and now I can't control so much, Ben Shao will try the highest level that the master once taught Ben Shao to draw talismans - 'Qi Fu'"

Qi talisman is the highest state of Taoist talismans, and the rune paper is divided into five colors: gold, green, blue, fire, and yellow, which correspond to the five elements, namely: metal, wood, water, fire, and earth.

Each color of the charm has a different use, of which the yellow charm is the most common charm, and the extremely rare one above these five-color charms is the qi charm.

Qi talisman is a kind of talisman drawn out of thin air by biting your finger, so qi talisman is the highest level of Taoist talismans.

Shen Yuyan saw that the phone was on the ground, and quickly bent down and picked it up.

"I'm sorry, I, I broke your magic weapon", Shen Yuyan just wanted to hand the phone to the young man, but when she looked up, she saw that the young man had long since stopped standing in place, and the young man at this time was standing opposite the zongzi.

"Sister, what is he doing!"

Shen Yuyan came to her sister's side, Shen Yufang glanced at her sister and made a "don't make a sound" action, and then pointed to the young man who was standing opposite Zongzi, and Shen Yuyan also looked in the direction of her sister's finger.

"No matter, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor!"

The young man's mind came to mind when he was in Kunlun Mountain, the master taught him how to draw qi talismans, and while thinking in his heart, the master had said the mantra and essentials of drawing qi talismans, and his hands kept following the villain who appeared in the sea of faces to draw qi talismans to the air.

The sisters opened their mouths wide and looked at the boy who was drawing qi charms against the air, only to see that a series of blood light appeared in front of the boy visible to the naked eye, and the boy seemed to be painting against the air, and the blood light was like a line for painting, and the index finger of the young man's right hand was the pen used for painting......

"It's finally done", the young man looked at the qi talisman floating in front of him, he smiled, "Fortunately, Ben Shao is talented and smart, and he didn't desert when the master taught me how to draw qi talismans, I didn't expect that the first time I drew qi talismans was so successful." ”

After the qi talisman was drawn, I saw the young man take two steps back and make a handprint, and then the whole person did a backflip in mid-air, kicking the half-human-high qi talisman towards the zongzi.

After the zongzi was hit by the gas charm, at first a blood net appeared on the whole body of the zongzi, and the blood net covered the zongzi, getting tighter and tighter, and finally the zongzi was contracted and tightened by the blood net to self-detonation.

"You, are you alright?"

Shen Yufang hurriedly walked to the young man who was walking on the ground, and Shen Yuyan also walked over and looked at the young man strangely.

"I didn't expect my sister and I to meet the legendary Taoist priest tonight, but you, a Taoist priest, are really strange, why did you crawl out of the coffin? Could it be that you Taoist priests are all sleeping in coffins? ”

"Sleep? Do you really dare to think that in fact, Ben Shao doesn't know why he is in the coffin", the young man looked at Yuyan with a white look, "Ben Shao just obeyed the teacher's order to go down the mountain to catch the ghost, and seeing that the ghost was about to be caught by Ben Shao, who knows, the ghost actually upgraded and suddenly became a ghost at the level of the ghost king."

"The evil ghost wants to destroy Ben Shao, but just when Ben Shao thought he was going to die at the hands of the evil ghost, a crack appeared on the ground where Ben Shao was standing, and Ben Shao fell into the crack, and when Ben Shao woke up, he found that Ben Shao was being touched by a pair of hands, and he didn't know whose hands it was......"

When Shen Yufang heard the young man say that his hands were touching him, his face immediately turned red, and he hurriedly pressed his head to the bottom of the ground shyly.

"Ben Shao's whole body has been touched by you, how will you let Ben Shao marry in the future? Forget it, I will marry you without embarrassment! ”

When the young man saw Shen Yufang's appearance, he knew that the owner of the hands that touched his whole body was Shen Yufang's. “

Meet Ben Shao's surname Yu Yu Xiaoqi, and you will be responsible for Ben Shao in the future! ”

"Dirty! Shameless! Rogue! ”

Shen Yufang had just been pulled by Yu Xiaoqi's right hand, and the whole person quickly jumped up and slapped Yu Xiaoqi's outstretched right hand. Who knew that Yu Xiaoqi screamed and fainted, no matter how Shen Yufang and her sister screamed, they didn't wake up.

"What about my sister?"

Shen Yuyan looked at her sister, Shen Yufang looked at the coffin not far away, and turned her gaze to Yu Xiaoqi, "No matter what, if it weren't for him, the two of us sisters would have gone to hell to reunite with our parents and family." We can't just watch him die here! Why don't we find a good feng shui treasure for him to bury properly! ”

"Sister, he's not dead, he's still angry", Shen Yufang heard her sister's exclamation as soon as she said this. Shen Yufang hurriedly stretched out and tried it on Yu Xiaoqi's nose, and sure enough, as her sister said, there is really still qi, "If there is qi, it means that he is still alive, and it seems that he can still be saved." ”