Chapter 60: The Cuckoo
"Dismemberment!"
Hearing the word corpse, before I could say anything, Lin Yuting exclaimed first.
I asked, "What happened to the dismemberment?" ”
Lin Yuting said: "All the ghosts who have been dismembered are incomplete in their souls, which is equivalent to a wasted person. ”
"Damn, it's so miserable."
Hearing Lin Yuting's voice, the female ghost said faintly: "You still raise ghosts? ”
I said, "It's not me who raises ghosts, this is my girlfriend." ”
"Your girlfriend is a ghost?" The female ghost asked.
I nodded.
I said, "Can you see me?" ”
The female ghost said, "I can see the ceiling." ”
This female ghost is really naughty.
I said, "I'm a ghost hunter, so you're not afraid of me." ”
The female ghost said disdainfully: "Afraid that you will dry your hair? ”
"Aren't you afraid that I will accept you?"
The female ghost's voice was even more disdainful: "Do you think it's comfortable for me to lie here and look at the ceiling?" Why don't you try it? And scare me, you kind of you accepted me! ”
This female ghost is too arrogant.
I was about to take out the talisman paper and teach her a lesson.
Unexpectedly, at this time, the female ghost spoke again.
"Can I be your girlfriend?"
I:......
God turned!
I was speechless.
Lin Yuting covered her mouth and grinned, and asked, "Why do you think so?" ”
The female ghost said, "He is a good man, and he must be happy to be his girlfriend." ”
Lin Yuting smiled shyly, she was indeed very happy when she smiled.
I wondered, someone ...... No, a ghost said so, Lin Yuting is not jealous?
I said, "How can you tell I'm a good person?" ”
"It's not easy. First of all, if you can take in ghosts, it means that you have compassion; Secondly, you are obviously good at catching ghosts, but when I spoke like that just now, you are not angry, which means that you have a good temper. Isn't a person who is sympathetic and good-tempered still a good person? ”
This logic left me speechless again.
I never call myself a good person, I just don't do bad things.
"Oh, send me a good person card and be my girlfriend! I already have a girlfriend and want to be my girlfriend? Yes, as long as my girlfriend agrees! ”
I said in my heart, if Lin Yuting can agree, then hell.
"I agree." Lin Yuting said.
One sentence made me scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, with thin skin and big filling......
I'm ignoring the fact that it's really been hell all along.
I said, "How can you agree, it's somebody...... There's a ghost trying to rob your boyfriend! ”
Lin Yuting said: "This sister is so pitiful, we can't help her anything else now, so let's give her some love." ”
Your sister, Yuting, Yuting, how can you see that this female ghost is younger than you?
This guy came up and recognized his relatives and called his sister.
"Sister." The female ghost lying on the bed replied shyly.
It's shameless to be stinky.
I'm out of the way.
"Is there a girl who likes me, so I can give her some love?" I say.
Lin Yuting gave me a blank look: "You can try, I promise I won't kill you." ”
Look, whether it's a woman or a female ghost, don't try to reason with them.
I said to Lin Yuting: "You recognize your relatives and recognize them, you want to give her loving care, you can give it yourself, buddy's taste is not so heavy." I'm already happy enough to have a girlfriend of yours, and I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it if I have another one. ”
The female ghost on the bed said, "Don't worry, we can slowly cultivate feelings." ”
"Cultivate your sister, I don't know you yet!"
The female ghost said, "My name is Du Juan, and I am twenty years old this year. ”
"Look, I'll just say it's my sister, a year younger than me." Lin Yuting said excitedly.
You heartless, people rob your husband.
Silent and tearful.
It can be seen that this cuckoo has been lying here alone for I don't know how long, it is really suffocating.
After being able to communicate with us, they began to talk about this and that.
When I asked who had dismembered her body, she suddenly stopped talking.
She didn't say it, and I didn't want to ask again, maybe there was a sad history of blood and tears hidden in it.
Looking at her appearance, dying in bed is mostly a love killing.
It's just that I don't know if the murderer is at large......
Seeing that I was going to be nosy again, I quickly came back to my senses.
As a client, she doesn't care about these things, what do I care.
In the end, I made an agreement with Cuckoo.
The agreement is simple, it is this room, and it is left to her.
It's not okay if you don't stay, she's so pitiful, I can't bear to accept her.
Can you still share a bed with her?
If there are two female ghosts lying on a bed, how heavy the taste should be.
Liu Xiangjun and I each have a room, and there is just one room vacant, so leave it to her.
After arranging a qiē, we closed the door of the cuckoo, leaving her plenty of room for her private ghosts.
Liu Xiangjun and I have a guest bedroom, and the area of the guest bedroom is not small, and it is much more convenient to live now.
The house has fallen, and Liu Xiangjun is thinking about work again.
Lin Yuting heard Liu Xiangjun ask about work, and asked me to tell him, don't worry, the job will be there soon.
I relayed Lin Yuting's words to Liu Xiangjun, and Liu Xiangjun nodded in agreement.
Liu Xiangjun said: "Brother, do you have any way so that I can see my sister-in-law too?" ”
I thought about it for a moment, and there really was a way.
It's just that there are a lot of materials needed, and I'm not very proficient in this kind of Dao method right now, so I can only promise to come down and prepare it in a few days.
Back in the bedroom, Lin Yuting and I hugged each other and collapsed on the soft big bed together.
The quilt on the bed was newly bought, thick and soft, and we all smiled when we got stuck in the quilt.
I said, "From today onwards, we will really start living together." ”
"Nasty." Lin Yuting said shyly.
I said, "No matter how much we make now, no one can hear it." ”
Lin Yuting buried her head in my arms, and said softly like water, "What do you want to do?" ”
I smiled "hehe": "No, no, I'm just talking about it." ”
"That's weird! Which of you men doesn't care, I think you can't eat, are you unwilling? ”
I said, "Can't you still touch that?" ”
As I spoke, I reached out to Lin Yuting's lower body and patted her buttocks.
"You...... Dislike. ”
Lin Yuting was even more shy.
My heart couldn't help but be excited, this was the first time I had done such a light action to Lin Yuting.
It seems that it is really related to a change of environment, and the days of living with the beautiful ghost wife, I am happy when I think about it.
I said, "One day, when you have cultivated to adulthood, we can do some practical things." ”
At the mention of this, Lin Yuting was shy, and her white and tender little fist slammed into my chest.
After a few hits, Lin Yuting suddenly sat up.
"By the way, there's something very important now!"
"What's the matter?"
I sat up and asked quickly.
Lin Yuting said: "You go find two flower pots, and you must have soil flower pots." ”
"What are you looking for a flower pot?" I asked.
"You'll find out later, go find it." Lin Yuting urged.
(To be continued)