"Little brother, you see if this will work, I will give you the baby's bones directly, you put me down, and the little old man will be carried by you like this for a while, and my old bones will fall apart." The land lord said to me.

"I'm the next Ao!" If I don't say this, I can still let him go, and after listening to the terms of the landlord's father-in-law bribing me, I am even more angry. "Why can you find the bones and trick me and my fiancée into finding a yarn, why don't you take a potion from the photo studio - soak people to play?" When I had finished speaking, I made a gesture to pull down the little old man's beard, but the girl was frightened, and in addition to asking me vigorously for mercy, and again offered me a new bribe.

"Little brother, don't do it! It hurts, it hurts," the father-in-law of the land pulled his long beard with me, and at the same time made a new condition, "Then I can't compensate you two with materials?" At this moment, the father-in-law of the land pleaded with tears in his eyes.

"Let's pull the calf down, you don't look at what kind of damage you have become (Northeast dialect: pronounce Sai three times), and pay material compensation. What the hell do you have that money, didn't you change yourself into a new dress to wear a long time ago, and you still need to go to the stove to cry poor? "Look at what the little master said, it is definitely justified, and the father-in-law of the land was speechless for a while.

But this goods are not given for free, you think, there are no two brushes that can be used as a land father-in-law, no matter how bad it is, it can be regarded as a career editor in the heavenly court, a civil servant. Seeing that the little old man's eyes rolled wildly, he said: "Little brother, you are a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and you don't know the hearts of good people." ”

"Who are you scolding for being a dog?" Although the little master is a dog, I have always claimed that my genus is a wolf, so we have also evolved.

"Let me finish." The father-in-law of the land snatched the beard of the girl into his hand in a fit of anger, and then stroked the beard that was pulled apart by me with a painful heartache, and then said: "Isn't this happening recently, I originally planned to give this favor to the local villagers who worship me, but when I meet such a live bandit as you, the little old man can only give it to you with pain." ”

"Tell me about it." I have always believed that "there will be no pie in the sky, and there is no free lunch", which gave me an opportunity to make money out of thin air, and I had to listen to it first, and then ponder it before I could give the other party an answer.

"Telling is telling you, but you have to promise Xiao Lao'er a personal condition before I can say it." Look, I'm right. There is no such thing as a free lunch. He didn't tell me what was going on, but he asked me for help, and he knew what he was going to do this time, so I knew that this little old man had a lot of eyes.

Hearing this, I stretched out my hand again, ready to continue to pull down the beard of the old turtle calf, so frightened that the father-in-law hurriedly covered his beard with both hands, for fear that if one of them was not careful, I would cut down a few more.

"Little brother, little brother, don't pull it, there are not a few roots, let you pull them down, how can the little old man see people." The creature covered his face and said to me in extreme pain.

Then, without waiting for me to answer, the father-in-law of the land continued to speak: "Little brother, don't worry, it's not something that makes you too embarrassed, let alone something that hurts nature and reason, and goes against the harmony of heaven, it's just a small wish of mine." It's really a very, very small wish, which I couldn't fulfill during my lifetime, and then after I died, because of my achievements in life, I became the father-in-law of the land here, and I was permanently bound here, and my original wish couldn't be realized. ”

When the father-in-law of the land talked about the back, he obviously stammered a little, and his face was actually red, it seems that this thing can be quite interesting. So, I put my father-in-law on the ground, and waited for the thing to come to me because of the weishenme matter.

Seeing that I put him on the ground, the father-in-law of the land was very surprised and asked, "Don't you ask what is the matter?" ”

"What I want to know more is: weishenme chooses me." You see how direct the little master is, how boring it is to go around, this is the same as everyone is very busy, and it is a reason to open a room when you come out.

"Because I have a little peek at your fate, I know that you are the one who has made a big deal, and now you are just in the bottleneck period." The father-in-law said to me very seriously.

"Then you didn't see when I got rich?" I asked teasingly as my father-in-law on the other side of the land.

"After the age of thirty-eight, you will definitely make a fortune." I didn't expect this little old man to answer my question immediately, which surprised me a little.

Since everyone is so sincere, and even for me to spy on the heavens, I don't want to be too embarrassed for others, so, after the father-in-law finished answering, I got off the donkey and said: "Okay, borrow your auspicious words, now tell me what you want me to do?" ”

"This, this, what do you want me to say, it's a little hard to say." The little old man's face became redder the more he talked, and it seemed that this thing would definitely be quite interesting.

"No, can you still do it? If you don't say anything, I'll be gone! "Anyway, the baby's bones were promised to me, and my mission on the side of the Second Courtyard is over, as for the matter that the father-in-law of this land begs me, it is completely extra, whether I can do it or not, it depends on whether I can attract me.

"Little brother, little brother, don't worry, I said it can't be done." As soon as he saw that I was leaving, my father-in-law immediately panicked, stopped me in my way, and immediately began to tell me a very interesting story.

"According to the dynasty, Xiao Lao'er's surname is Xu, his name is Da Zhuang, and he is one of the first businessmen to go to the nine counties of Liaodong. It is an exaggeration to say that the world is rich, but at least the local people call the little old man Xu Bancheng, which means that my wealth is worth half of the city. ”

"Not interested!" I'll tell you the truth, after all, I'm very busy, and I'm not here to listen to your glorious deeds back then, really.

When the father-in-law of the land saw me with a look of disdain, he hurriedly continued: "Don't worry, don't everything have to have a cause, I am afraid that I will tell you the rest directly, you don't understand." ”

"Oh, hurry up, I'm short on time." Anyway, he begged me, I have to pretend to be like an uncle, this can be regarded as the essence of today's official ape.

"After I had money, I didn't pick and search like other rich people, and I regarded a penny as big as the moon. Instead, he takes his hard-earned money from the people and uses it for the people.

To open a porridge restaurant, there is no need to mention the relief of the villagers, just to build bridges and pave roads, I have to take out tens of thousands of taels of silver every year. Moreover, I respect the Buddha and respect the Tao, and many local monasteries have been renovated and rebuilt, all of which I have paid for outside the staff. It is also because I have done so many good deeds during my lifetime that I will be named the local land father-in-law by the Heavenly Court after my death. ”

to be continued