It turns out that it's not that these people didn't think of it, but I didn't think of it, it was that I didn't think that they had already thought of it, and thought of a very "suitable" plan, I always thought that I was not a person who could get into the brain, but this time it turned out that my idea all along was wrong. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Maybe I had been thinking about this problem in my heart, so that when I came back from selling vegetables downstairs, I found that instead of bringing back two or three dishes that Qin Xin and I liked to eat, I brought back a broccoli, a broccoli, and a meat.

This low-level mistake was discovered by Liu Xiaowei, who was standing next to the kitchen at the time and wanted to help me cook, and she simply asked me if I was too tired, and if so, she would just cook dinner.

Although I like Liu Xiaowei a girl, but from the time of contact, I don't think Liu Xiaowei is a person who can cook, she is more like a rich lady, and the so-called adventure is nothing more than being idle at home and doing nothing to breathe.

I was going to ask such a question, but then I thought that Liu Xiaowei would be very embarrassed if I asked directly, so I just secretly looked at her thoughts, and it made me laugh directly.

"Don't let me make it myself, I'll make instant noodles, don't let me make it myself, I'll make instant noodles ......" This is what Liu Xiaowei thought in her heart at that time, it was really an idea without impurities, and she kept repeating a sentence in her heart, which also made me hold back the internal injuries in the state of not smiling.

"I'm fine, but after buying one, I found that there was a cheaper one on the other side, so I bought another one...... "I can only use this kind of lie to maintain my basic dignity."

But Liu Xiaowei didn't finish it, and kept staring at the broccoli in my hand and asked, "But if there is only broccoli and meat at night, will we only eat broccoli fried meat today?" ”

Looking at Liu Xiaowei's somewhat disappointed expression, I suddenly had a plan, and told Liu Xiaowei with a smile: "Don't worry, my level is obvious to everyone, even if there are only these two dishes, I can make a lot of delicious dishes." ”

That's right, although there are only two kinds of dishes, or one dish and one meat, but there is more than one way to cook, what kind of frying, stir-frying, stewing, etc., etc., etc., there is no law that says that my broccoli can't be stewed, right? I'm such a genius.

I'm such an idiot.

These were the two thoughts I had ten minutes before and ten minutes later, and at first I didn't know where I got the courage to stew broccoli, maybe I just thought that everything has its essence? I don't know, that's what I did anyway, and there were seven dishes on the table at night, stir-fried meat with broccoli, fried broccoli, stir-fried meat with chili, stewed broccoli, pancake rolls with broccoli, shredded meat pancakes, and the most powerful dish, boiled broccoli......

I was deeply impressed by my wit when I was served, and I couldn't wait to find a mouse hole to get into after eating, and I suddenly felt that the large group of mice and the big mouse I saw a while ago were still quite cute, why can't I even find a mouse hole now?

There is no doubt that only two dishes on the whole table are passive, and when everyone picks up the chopsticks and goes towards the chili fried meat, I am still a little dissatisfied and said: "You people, you really don't have the courage to try at all, I have the courage to try to do it, you don't have the courage to try to eat?" ”

Saying that, I just grabbed a piece of stewed broccoli and put it in my mouth, and I was choked back into my stomach by the broccoli in an instant before I finished speaking, this is definitely the most characteristic dish in the world I have eaten, the entrance is soft, a line of throat, tasteless but full of soup, it is definitely what I have ever made, no, it is definitely the most unpalatable dish in the world!

Who could have imagined that a piece of broccoli would go down the saliva deep into the throat without biting into the mouth, leaving only the smell of grassy soup? This suddenly made me realize one of the great philosophies of life: the so-called empathy is, and anyone who has not experienced other people's lives will not know what it feels like!

Seeing the hideous expression on my face, Wanhe hurriedly stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth and suppressed the smile that was almost spurting out.

Qin Xin has always liked the dishes I cooked, of course, it was for the very mature dishes I made, if I had a new trick that Qin Xin wanted to try one day, it would be more difficult than forcibly pushing her, so she didn't pay attention to the other dishes I made at all, just silently eating what she liked.

Only Liu Xiaowei was still looking at me stupidly, as if waiting for me to make an evaluation of my own dish, I definitely can't say that my dish is not delicious, and I also swallowed the broccoli in my throat that had become like mashed potatoes, and then stood up and took the stewed broccoli away.

"Brother Li, what are you doing, I haven't tasted it yet!" Qin Xin stretched out his chopsticks and was about to come over to clip it, I dodged it casually and then turned around and told Liu Xiaowei to taste it another day, this dish was not cooked, so Liu Xiaowei rolled her eyes and stopped.

Finally finished eating, this time everyone should discuss how to rest at night, but...... I'm still too young.

It wasn't until 11 o'clock in the evening that I couldn't help but say, "Well, it's not too early, shouldn't we arrange a room?" ”

Although I already have a very "mature" plan in my heart, I still want to listen to everyone's opinions first, if this idea is spoken, they will definitely think that I am a pervert, but let them say it themselves, then the nature is different.

"Arrange a room?" Qin Xin stood by the window and turned his head to look at me, his eyes a little confused.

"That's right, there are four of us, two rooms, we must arrange it!" The more I spoke, the more excited I became, and I was almost about to say what I thought, but Qin Xin's next words interrupted me.

"What's there to arrange for this, two rooms, two men and two women, it must be me and Xiaowei in one room, and you and Wanhe in one room." Qin Xin's face was taken for granted.

I went, it turned out that it could still be distributed like this, no wonder these people didn't speak, it turned out that this distribution method was the truth that everyone agreed on, and this time it was really embarrassing......

Wan He didn't have anything to gag this time, he really laughed directly, I glared at him, Wan He quickly skimmed his face, but he still couldn't control his body trembling because of the laughter......