"Hello, hello, I'm Jia Shu, how do I call you?" As soon as I heard that the other party reported to my home, I remembered the three lists that my fourth aunt gave me on the phone. Alas! A good memory is not as good as a bad pen, so you must pay attention to it next time.

"My name is Liu Ziyu, you can call me Xiaoyu. Did the fourth aunt tell you about my side? Xiao Yu still asked weakly.

"Oh, I know, do you need me over now?" I lowered my voice and asked Xiaoyu, because the old man has always been disgusted with me opening Taoyuan Feng Shui Xuan, and in the eyes of these older generations, the business I am engaged in in Taoyuan Feng Shui Xuan is no different from a special deception.

I can understand your atheism, because your generation lived in and your education influenced you, but you atheists can't discriminate against us who have faith?

Not to mention, even if the old man tasted the considerable benefits brought by the Feng Shui Bureau in the later period, he still turned his nose up at the things I did in the feng shui shop. Recently, for example, the old man's gout has been sick again, and his feet are swollen like steamed buns, and he can't get off the ground at all. And from the discovery of the disease to the present, there is no special medicine at all. Colchicine tablets can only be taken to regulate the disordered purines.

Once again, I advise those readers who like to eat seafood, try not to drink beer while eating seafood, which is the most likely to cause gout, don't really when the time comes, the uric acid in the body can not be excreted, attached to the bones of the foot joints, that pain, can hurt people to death.

But colchicine tablets are a drug that seriously stimulates the kidneys of the human body, so try not to eat it if you can't eat it, and the old man only takes half a tablet every time he is in pain, and it is a dose of half a tablet a day. What's even more bitter is that my blessing and life-saving talisman can alleviate this kind of strange disease, and the problem old man doesn't believe in this thing, I'm the next Ao! The unbelievers are invalid, and I am so depressed that I am dead. I'm just like Tie Guan Li in "Eight Immortals Across the Sea", I can help others, but I can't cure my own rotten leg. Don't talk about it, it's all tears!

"It's best to come over if you can!" It can be heard that the other party is very anxious, because Xiao Yu'er is speaking very fast at this time.

I looked at the quartz clock on the wall, it was almost noon, thought about it and said to Xiao Yu'er, "You call me at two o'clock in the afternoon, I have to go back to the store to get ready." ”

Because the two life-saving talismans that I came out with have been used, at this moment, I have a little thing on my body to ward off evil spirits, so I should go back and prepare to save some accidents.

As soon as I thought of that charm, I got angry, Nima hung the sky, although you are very awesome and have saved the life of the little master, but I stabbed Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum at you, I can't spare you. Thinking of this, I pinched my mobile phone with my left hand, and knocked on the hanging bomb on my shoulder with my right hand.

"Okay, I'll call you at two o'clock in the afternoon and tell you where to meet, xiexie!" The other party said to me childishly, and when I heard it, I was a student girl.

“haode，zaijian！” I was afraid that the other party would make any more troublesome requests, so I hurriedly hung up the phone.

"Husband, do you have a sore shoulder?" Wang Lili couldn't see the hanging bomb, and saw me hammer my shoulder a few times, thinking that my shoulder hurt, so she asked with concern.

"It's okay, maybe I'm a little tired." I said softly to Wang Lili.

"Then I'll give you a rub." This little girl came over and pinched my shoulder, which was really comfortable.

After enjoying Wang Lili's high-level service, I said to the old man: "Dad, I still have some things to do over there, go back first." I'll bring your daughter back to see you and my mom one day. ”

The old man glared at me quite dissatisfied, and then said: "It's your broken feng shui shop again, you can tell me that you are almost thirty years old (I didn't have a birthday, so I was twenty-nine years old at the time), and you do those things that are out of tune all day long."

Girl, you have to talk about him for me if you have nothing to do, and focus on the proper work, and don't always do those dog-pulling (dialect: unreliable) things. ”

"Dad, don't worry, I'll definitely show you him!" Wang Lili puffed up her chest and assured the old man, and then secretly pinched me, which definitely means that there is a policy and a countermeasure. Quack, this is the woman I am in the picture!

"Liangliang, you take the things you bought, your father and I can't eat it, don't go back and spoil it." My mother said to me with concern.

"Mom, I don't have a gang in the store, so I'll leave those for you and my dad to eat." I muttered discontentedly.

"Then let's go, I'll send you both with your mother." Although the old man was dissatisfied with what I had done, he got up and prepared to send us both out with my mother.

"No need, Dad, Mom, don't send it away." Wang Lili hurriedly came up to stop it.

"I have to send it, so I'll give you two a trolley, this is the first time my daughter has come to our house, how can I not send it." The old man's stubbornness came up, and he couldn't stop it.

"No, uncle, I came by car, and the car was parked on the side of the road at the entrance of the alley." As soon as Wang Lili heard that she was going to take a taxi, she immediately found an excuse to stop her parents from sending her off.

"Oh... The car is yours. The old man was only halfway through his sentence and stopped. On the contrary, it was my mother who held one in one hand and led the two of us out.

When I came to the car, my mother quietly asked me, "What kind of car is this?" ”

"BMW." "How much is it worth?" "It's expensive, I don't know how much it is."

"Better than a Mercedes, right?" Because of all the cars my mother has made in her life, Mercedes-Benz is the most expensive, so she asked me so.

"It's more expensive than the old king of the gold box to drive that Mercedes-Benz." The old man glanced at my mother and then said.

"I have something to do today, and one day, I'll ask your future daughter-in-law to drive you out for two laps." I said to the old lady with a smile.

"Okay, that's it." The old lady said happily.

"What are you waiting for, come, Mom, my daughter will take you out for a ride now." After Wang Lili finished speaking, she opened the car door, forcibly pushed her mother to the co-pilot's position, and then said to the old man: "Dad, I'll take our mother out for a walk, don't worry, I'll send you back in a while." ”

The old man shook his head at me helplessly, then waved his hand and said, "Be careful on the road." ”

Just when the car started and was about to leave, the old man suddenly knocked on the window, and after Wang Lili opened the window, the old man said to us in the car: "You wait for me for a while." With that, he hurried home.

This Nima made us confused, but I actually found that the uncle in the backyard opened the courtyard door and pointed at Wang Lili in the car with the woman next to him, as if he was saying something.

With the help of spiritual power, I heard the uncle's words, "Look at Lao Jia's family looking for a daughter-in-law there, she looks like a big star." ”

These words were originally a compliment, a compliment to my daughter-in-law, but why is it so useless to my ears? Japanese chickens are stars, and Chinese stars are chickens. In China, many people want to become stars, Nima, that uncle, your whole family is a star!

to be continued