Chapter 105: Meat Buns
The vegetable market here in Suzhou is actually quite complete, of course, I don't necessarily have what I want to buy. I bought two cans of glutinous rice here, and I really don't know what to buy for the rest, after all, there is no dog meat restaurant here.
And so. I had to go to the pet market and buy a puppy, that is, a soil dog. Dogs in the pet market are naturally quite more expensive than in dog meat restaurants. A puppy costs a hundred dollars a piece. I couldn't bear to look at such a cute puppy, so I asked the boss if there was a black dog that was too old to be old.
The boss looked at me in surprise and then shook his head and said no. I asked if there was a big black dog, and I finally saw it, but it was more than 2,000 yuan.
In desperation, I had no choice but to buy a puppy and go back to the hotel, and then get a bottle of black dog blood. Xiao Wu is naturally ready with ghost milk and ghost spit. I put all the items in the sword case, which has now replaced my backpack.
Early the next morning, I went to Li Ailan's kindergarten, and as soon as she received my call, she picked me up at the kindergarten gate. I asked her to gather the children in one class, and then asked the teachers to go out, leaving only me and Li Ailan, and also asking her to bring some square scarves.
There are naturally a lot of cloths in the kindergarten, some are flags, some are red scarves that I got out of nowhere, and after Li Ailan distributed them to all the children, I said to the children: "Children, can I play a game with you today?" When the game is played, the uncle will give everyone a little red flower. ”
The children were naturally cheering, so I asked them all to blindfold themselves, and asked Li Ailan to check one side to see if any children peeked.
Then I started making up lies. Said to the children: "Today, the principal is going to buy an ice cream for each child to eat, are you happy?" ”
As soon as I said this, the children all screamed happily, and some of the children were so excited that they had already begun to vomit, and suddenly there was blood on the ground, and Li Ailan's face turned pale and hurriedly grabbed my arm.
I saw that some of the children were not excited enough, so I continued: "And this afternoon. The teachers will also take you on an autumn outing. ”
The children jumped and screamed excitedly, and many of them immediately began to vomit again, but unfortunately, more than half of the children did not vomit. My first step was to get the kids to vomit in kindergarten so they didn't come home when the time came. When parents find out, they suffer.
So I changed my tone and said calmly, "But...... Yesterday, there was a child who refused to take a nap, so the teachers decided not to take you there for punishment. Because we are a group, if one person makes a mistake, everyone else must be punished! ”
Suddenly, all the children began to cry that it had nothing to do with them, their hearts were filled with anger and grievances, and suddenly every child began to vomit, and the floor was covered with blood.
I smirked, this is the huge problem that the sense of team pride brings to the children.
We are instilled with the word collective honor from an early age, and this brings great benefits to everyone, for example, children will work together and motivate together, because in our thinking, collective honor is very important.
And this has caused a lot of sequelae.
For example, if there is a score of discipline in the school, if a child is deducted points because he does not wear a red scarf and cannot get the title of civilized class, it is estimated that only the kind of teacher with a good heart will criticize it, and most of the other teachers can be directly beaten and scolded. Not to mention, when the classmates learned that it was because of this child that everyone lost the title of civilized class, it was really a thousand words.
The angry accusations of classmates and the grievances of children are all absolutely negative feelings, and I am now taking advantage of this sequelae of the children, leading everyone to be excited, triggering the opportunity of the so-called human meat buns.
Of course, although there are sequelae, it is also a very good behavior.
People in Europe and the United States believe that right and wrong are their own business, and why should everyone punish one person's mistakes, which is why, our progress over the years has been much faster than that of other countries.
Because we are good enough, in fact, even if we are poor students, after being sensible, they will not want to drag down the team because of the guilt in their hearts, so that they themselves will work hard in some aspects.
And when we go out of society, everyone likes to talk about the difference between our company and theirs, and when our team beats other teams, everyone will feel very happy.
People may think that this is dismissive, but to put it mildly, whether it is an honor student or a gangster in the class, when they see the sports meeting, when they score the most points in their class and are rated as the first class by the school, everyone will be extremely happy, and it is this kind of affection that drives the development of our society. Although there are sequelae, it has to be said that it is indeed much more effective than individual heroism abroad.
The ground was already full of blood, Li Ailan hurriedly sent the children out, and then began to clean the room alone, after all, this kind of thing should not be seen by other teachers, so as not to gossip.
"You can already see the problem with this man's head bun......" I said, "is the bun shop still open?" ”
Li Ailan nodded again and again, saying that it was only morning, and it must still be open, and then wondered why there was such a big problem with the steamed buns that I had bought for a long time in that steamed bun shop.
I looked at the time, it was already half past eight in the morning, so I asked Li Ailan about the location of the bun shop, and walked there after leaving the kindergarten.
Sure enough, I didn't walk a few steps, I saw a steamed bun shop, it is estimated that the boss has taken a fancy to a kindergarten here, and plans to open it here to make money.
The boss was a young man, ordinary-looking, with a clean apron on his body. But I think this person feels a little wrong, because the boss's eyes are a little dull, giving people the feeling that he is a machine.
And what surprised me the most was that I couldn't see the boss's left shoulder clearly, and he didn't have anything on his left shoulder, but I couldn't see the outline of the shoulder clearly.
I looked at the other people who were buying the breakfast, and they didn't notice anything unusual about the boss, so I could see it. I subconsciously walked into the alley on the side, wiped myself with cow tears, and then walked out to take a look, and was immediately stunned.
I saw that on the shoulders of this boss, there was a person's head. The man's head seemed to grow out of the boss's shoulder, and the sun shone on it, making it look very pale. But to my consternation, this head has nothing to do with the sun, the key thing is ...... It's alive!
That's right, this head is still alive, just looking around indifferently, and from time to time it will show a strange smile. I was horrified to see it, and in order not to arouse suspicion, I put the sword box on the side of the road, tied it to a fire hydrant so that it could not be stolen or opened, and then walked up to the boss and smiled: "Boss, here are two meat buns." ”
"Oh."
The boss said flatly, and then grabbed me two meat buns. I saw that the boss seemed a little sluggish, similar to the walking dead, so I tried to joke, "It's okay not to give money." ”
"Oh." The boss said very calmly.
Something is wrong, something is wrong with this person!
I frowned and said, "What's your name?" How old are you and are you married? How much do you have in deposit? ”
Sure enough, the boss replied very calmly: "Guo Jingyuan, twenty-five years old, married, has a deposit of 70,000 yuan. ”
At this time, the man's head was already looking at me, and I knew that I couldn't ask any more, so I smiled and said boss, you are very interesting, and walked to the side of the alley.
This boss seems to have no thoughts, and I guess even if I ask him where to put his bank card and what the password is, he will obediently follow it. Puzzled, I broke the meat bun with my hand, and then I was dumbfounded!
In this meat bun, there is an embryo of a baby!
This embryo has been cooked, and the little baby with incomplete facial features is lying in the bun, and the legs of this embryo have been broken off by me because of the break I just made!
How can it be! The blood of the Taiwan Communist Party Hall.
I wiped the cow tears from the corners of my eyes and looked at it again, only to find that it had become an ordinary meat bun again, which was very weird.
In an instant, I felt the cold hairs on my back stand up......