Chapter Fifty-Six: The Obscenity of Eating Deflated

"S Item: Dead Worm, after use, can permanently increase your movement speed by 3%. / Redemption premise, Justice League Reputation Worship, it costs 5000 Reputation Points, (in addition, 10000 points are automatically eliminated). ”

"S Item: Avalanche Stone, which permanently increases your defense by 8 points when used. / Redemption premise, Justice League Reputation Worship, it costs 5000 Reputation Points, (in addition, 10000 points are automatically eliminated). ”

“……”

"Class A item: Dragon's Reverse Scale, which increases all your Attack by 50% when used. Lasts 300 seconds. / Redemption premise, Reputation Reverence, costs 2000 Reputation points (in addition, 4000 points are automatically eliminated). ”

"Class B item: Octopus balls, after use, can restore 60% of physical strength within 10 seconds. / Redemption premise, Reputation Respect, you need to spend 500 Reputation points (in addition, 1000 points are automatically eliminated). ”

"Category B item: Rice wine, after use, it can increase your mental power recovery speed by 60%. / Redemption premise, Reputation Respect, you need to spend 500 Reputation points (in addition, 1000 points are automatically eliminated). ”

"These are good things! Especially those recovery drugs, I can actually cut them! Looking at these exchangeable items, Fang Lin was already overjoyed. And the fourth child and Xinyuan around him also exclaimed.

Kazunaka looked like a skinny old man who was old and didn't have a few days to live, and his face looked like a dried orange peel. Wearing a huge hat, he likes to sit in a daze with a Zen staff much taller than himself when he has nothing to do, and he really doubts how his thin and withered little body can move such a thick stick, especially when he is wearing a dirty and filthy monk's robe that looks like blue, and how awkward it looks.

When Fang Lin and the others exchanged the props, it wasn't because they wanted to trade directly with him face-to-face, but there was a place for a donation box in front of the dilapidated statue of the god that was covered with cobwebs. Get close to there and get the information.

The most noteworthy thing at the moment is not the tempting deal, but the ...... Fang Lin suddenly saw that after seeing the donation box, he coughed a few times like a thief, spit on the clean ground with a plop, and then made a very hygienic appearance and ran his foot, and then his eyes radiated a greedy light like suddenly seeing a large amount of treasures, but he looked at the other side calmly, and quietly leaned forward with his hands behind his back as if unintentionally.

Needless to say, this slut must have wanted to do something bad about stealing chickens and dogs, but he was directly isolated five meters away from the donation box, as if there was an invisible barrier blocking it. I couldn't get in after squeezing it a few times in a row, and I was so depressed that I scratched my ears and cheeks.

Fang Lin peeked on, but when he saw that Hua Xianyuan and Zhong were approaching the craftsman, he stuck his outrageously thick stick on the ground - it was the Zen stick that was stuck on the ground, and the comrades who wanted to be crooked could go to the wall to confess!

So the craftsman Fu was immediately stopped outside, so Fang Lin, who had a good heart, immediately went to find the old man of Hua Xianyuan and Zhong, rubbed his eyes and said shamelessly:

"Senior, I have suffered from eye disease these days, and there are flies in front of me, oh no, I can't see the elephant flying by, your old man is merciful, and purifies all sentient beings, just do it so that my servants can choose it for me."

Hua Xianyuan and Zhong glanced at him, Fang Lin immediately took out a bottle of Moutai and stuffed it, Hua Xianyuan and Zhong's faces did not change at all, they took it very calmly, and said in their arms:

"Well, call in that big servant outside of you and help you pick it out. I am very compassionate and universal to all sentient beings, and you described it very accurately! ”

"You're a fucking x!" Fang Lin's eyes widened in his heart and he scolded angrily.

As the saying goes, the strong have their own strong hands, and a mountain is even higher. This despicable master-servant duo finally ran into the black-hearted radish today and ran into a shipwreck. The butcher seems to be able to only do the addition and subtraction of less than 5 at most, if you want to multiply and divide, you have to start breaking your fingers, let him buy it on his behalf, but I'm afraid that the pants will be compensated.

Fang Lin smiled dryly:

"Let me, little servant, make the selection, okay? The old man who is compassionate and universalizes all beings"

"Of course not!" Kazuin flatly refused. This shameless old man had already opened Fang Lin's bribe and drank happily.

"Why...... No way? Fang Lin looked at the liquor dripping from this damn old man's beard with great distress, this is all points!

"Because he's so ugly. How can he touch my treasure with his virtue! Hua Sarcastic Yuan and Zhong said very dryly.

When the craftsman Fu heard that, he immediately petrified, pointed to his nose for a while, revealing a mouth full of big yellow teeth, and said angrily:

"I ...... Ugly? Are you farting with your mouth? You dare to say that the jade tree is in the wind, handsome and chic, dignified and extraordinary, and I am elegant...... Ugly? ”

Everyone present vomited, they had seen shameless, but they had never seen such a shameless craftsman, except for ...... Hua Yuanyuan and Zhong's faces did not change in the slightest, and they nodded very affirmatively.

Lewd Fu immediately said:

"I said you farted with your mouth, and you nodded too?"

Hua Shiyuan and Zhong were immediately pricked by the needle, sat up straight, and scolded:

"Who are you talking about, you ugly bastard? My old man is a merciful and compassionate monk, what a jade tree in the wind, handsome and chic, dignified and extraordinary, graceful and elegant, and swept countless beautiful girls crying and shouting to throw their arms and give them a hug......"

Everyone present vomited again, and finally saw the existence of a shameless person than the craftsman Fu, it is indeed a strong hand in the strong, and a mountain is even higher!

"That means you old shameless!"

“……”

The rest of the people next to him were completely speechless to this pair of living treasures in the "competition", and the craftsman was out of breath, only screaming and scolding for a while before shouting hoarse, so angry that he stomped his feet, his mouth was still moving, and he definitely didn't scold anything good. But this guy scolds people in his hometown dialect, or the Chinese vernacular slang of the Three Kingdoms period, not to mention himself, it is a Chinese linguist, I am afraid that it will be quite good to be able to understand four or five sentences out of ten. But looking at the relieving energy of the obscene Fu secretly scolding, its "content" must be wonderful and endless.

Fang Lin looked at Hua Xianyuan and Zhong, the shameless old man, who reluctantly took some water next to him, but he used it to clean the empty Moutai bottle, and he was still unsatisfied, and slowly sipped it one by one. But he was still sighing and shaking his head. He had an idea, and immediately showed his signature silver smile, oh no, smile.

He handed over a large jar of wine, and said with a bitter face:

"Flower Irony Yuan and Lord Zhong, please let my servants help me pick it out."

"Hmm... I think about it. ”

Hua Shiyuan and Zhong couldn't wait to take it, poured a few mouthfuls greedily, and sighed comfortably:

"Let's go and call the big man in."

"But I'm talking about the little man...... If it doesn't work, give me back the wine......"

"Wait, I'm thinking about it...... Goodo...... Forget it, it still doesn't work...... Goodo...... He's so ugly...... Goodo...... Okay, don't rush to return you, the bottle will be returned to you, how can my old man Gao Dexun ignore a rotten bottle of yours! ”

"But what you handed over was an empty jar of wine, and what I gave you was full of it!"

"That's right, no problem. Wait for me to fill it up. How could Gao Dexun, my old man, have such a little thing! ”

"What are you doing filling empty wine jars with water......

"Aren't you going to be full? Now full to return you. How could I be so old at this age, how could Gao Dexun ......"

Everyone present vomited again and again, and finally there was no way to vomit......

Just look at the level of meanness and shamelessness of Hua Sarcastic Yuan and Zhong. It was hard to believe that he had actually trained an excellent disciple like the Overlord Pill with a heroic atmosphere, Fang Lin sighed helplessly, and took out the last altar of Moutai and said with tears:

"Since I refuse to be accommodating, there is no way, and I can only drink the 'divine wine' I brought from my hometown to comfort my wounded heart a little. Please don't use this kind of pervert to see stunning beauties, mice to see snow-white rice, and scoopers to see the unscrupulous, bad and shameless obscenity of charming prostitutes...... looked at me...... Is the wine in your hand good? I obviously have nightmares. Oh yes, I suddenly want to go and make it easier, where is the toilet? Oh, is it in the back? Okay thank you. ”

When Fang Lin came back from a walk from behind, he saw the third empty Moutai wine jar and Hua Xianyuan Hezhong who was lying crookedly next to him, his face was red and drooling. The old fellow was snoring with his unusually thick rod (Zen staff), and the huge hat on his head had fallen to the side, revealing a bald head with sparse gray hair.

"Mom, I don't believe it, more than three catties of 53 degrees 80-year-old Moutai can't pour you damn dog?" Fang Lin, who had always looked innocent and very gentle, suddenly scolded viciously-that sudden change, just like the poor Liang Shanbo, who was crying with tears in his eyes and wishing his sister not to go, suddenly transformed into a mountain carving with his coat exposed and black hair on his chest - so that even Xinyuan and the others were dumbfounded.

Lewd Fu laughed wildly:

"Wise and wise master, you are wise! It is really worthy of your chivalrous bones, sword courage and heart, benevolence and righteousness, and the world's unparalleled reputation! ”

Everyone present was just a little better, and finally couldn't help but vomit again!

Fang Lin snorted lightly, waved his hand contemptuously and said:

"Why don't you hurry up and get to work? You're welcome, it's yours! ”

Lewd pay very, very, very lewd, silver smiled:

"Thank you, host, for the reward!"

Everyone present was so desperate that they had to retch...... When the obscene Fu Yin smiled and raised the rat's beard to stroke the "donation box", the dilapidated idol seemed to have no choice but to turn its head away. It seems that they can't bear to witness this bloodbath.

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Two hours later...... The butcher, who was known for his long physical strength, was already exhausted and panting, and he stuck out his tongue and panted:

"Master, let's rest."

"Nope." The one who interjected was lewd Fu with a pale face and trembling hands: "We have to run away quickly, otherwise if the old guy who finds himself completely bankrupt catches up, he will beat you like your big guy and I am so thin, and then beat me as swollen as your kid!" ”

For example, the butcher's simple brain only imagined the miserable state of being beaten into the figure of the craftsman Fu, so he couldn't help but shiver, and he didn't have time to imagine what it was like for the craftsman to be beaten and swollen like himself, so he immediately doubled his courage inexplicably, and ran away and rushed to the front again.

However, even Fang Lin, who had always been extremely calm, had to look back at him in a panic from time to time - although the probability of a drunken old man catching up now was negligible - it can be seen that the losses of Hua Xian Yuan and Lord Zhong have reached a terrible level today, I don't know if they will be brain-congested and planted headlong, and never get up again? Or it can be understood that the insulted Lewd Fu took revenge on the surname for plundering the collection of the Flower Irony Academy and Zhong-sama in the way of gnashing his teeth and gnashing his teeth.

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And in Luo Jiang God. Mizuhime's abode,

Hesse on the Mountains.

The sky here is deep purple and blue, not even half of the clouds, as if swallowed and melted into the sky by greed, and the trees on the mountains are dark black.

Hu Huahao and Lin Yinsleeve were waiting for her summons with solemn expressions.

Luo Jiangshen. Shui Ji's body at this time is occupying the witch America's **, wearing a snow-white witch robe with red edges, a red skirt on the lower body, a red ribbon tied to the forehead, a wide-sleeved robe, shiny black hair like a snake flying, it looks like a strange beauty!

At this time, in front of her was the mutilated evil bronze duo from Fang Lin, and next to the shrine next to her, lazily lay her dependent beast:

American ghosts!

This terrifying monster usually looks like a snow-blue giant wolf, but when fighting, it can instantly transform into a huge demon ghost, suck the flesh and blood of the opponent, and can even release high-level demon magic, directly turning the enemy into a pig that cannot be defended against and cannot attack!

In the god of Roshon. Behind Mizuhime,There is an old cyan wall that looks like it has its own life.,There are many cyan protrusions like blood vessels.,In the middle of the wall,Inlaid with two gorgeous orbs the size of a basin.,There are four weird and strange fonts in it that are constantly rotating!

These two orbs are made up of the four strongest forces in the Demon Realm, the Demon Realm. Elf? Dragon? The vessel was taken from Yanjing in China and from the Maya in South America. It is precisely because of this that Wang Hu, the super strong man from Middle-earth, on the righteous side, and Chamcham, a cute cat-eared girl from South America, angrily joined the ranks of the crusade against the god of Luo Jiang.

"Lord Luo Jiangshen." Lin Da Mei said without humility or arrogance: "We went out this time, and we successfully found the exact whereabouts of several artifact fragments (that is, evil bronze duo fragments). ”

"Oh?" Luo Jiangshen. Shui Ji's voice is very distinctive, although feminine, but there is a lingering charm of the middle surname: "Then why don't you bring them back as soon as possible?" ”

"I wonder if what you've said before counts?" Lin Da Beauty answered the question.

"It depends on what you say." Luo Jiangshen. Shui Ji keenly captured the trap in Lin Da Beauty's words. "Everyone has a time when they lose their words, and if they are as great as me, there may be times when what they say is misunderstood."

Lin Da Beauty's face sank, and she looked at the crippled evil bronze duo on the ground that exuded cold air, and said word by word:

"I was really disappointed! My lord! I found this artifact for you little by little! But you used such a sentence to prevaricate me. ”

Luo Jiangshen. Shui Ji said coldly:

"You've been rewarded for what you've done."

Lin Da Beauty refused to give in at all:

"Okay, so adults can forget what I started saying about artifact fragments. I admit that I have just made a gaffe, and according to the theory of adults, such gaffes can be forgiven. ”

"You really have the audacity to coerce me? Very good! "God Luo Jiang. The black hair behind Shui Ji suddenly rose as if it was blown by the strong wind!

Lao Hu and Lin Damei took half a step back at the same time. Luo Jiangshen. The fierce dark momentum when Shui Ji was furious gave them the feeling of being like a black hole that was crazy to suck, and he wanted to swallow the two of them completely!

"With your great strength, it will naturally be easy to kill us." Lin Da Mei bit her lower lip and suddenly said loudly: "But you can no longer find someone more capable than us!" You'll have to stay on this dead black mountain forever! ”

Luo Jiangshen. Shui Ji is the body of the soul body, barely relying on the ** of the American Ji to leave Mount Hesse, rushed to South America China to seize the two orbs, this long journey across the sea has consumed a large part of its demonic power, although there is a dish? Elf? Dragon? The help of the four orbs of the dragon has already used the seven heads of the Eight Miscellaneous Snakes to create seven evil bronze Duo, but it has also directly led to the god Luo Jiang. If Mizuhime wants to appear outside of Mount Hesse, then she will have to pay a great price!

So, the current Luo Jiang God. Shui Ji, which is equivalent to being imprisoned in disguise, is the closest place to the demon environment in Hessian Mountain, if she is forced to be in a hurry, of course, she can occasionally go down the mountain, but she definitely can't go up and down at will. And the plot powerhouse under her hand, the tooth god Phantom Juro is ambitious, the ignorant fire Phantom is stupid and lustful, and the earthquake (fat) is obsessed with money.

Therefore, Lin Da Beauty and Lao Hu are really quite capable subordinates - this is not to say that the rest of the reincarnators on the dark side are really much inferior to them in terms of strength - just like Luo Jiangshen. Shui Ji is the chairman of a company, obviously the first and second salesman in his performance is much more important, she doesn't care how strong the other people's personal ability is, low prestige naturally low status. Everything is based on performance.

"Boom" with a loud roar, Luo Jiangshen. The crippled Evil Bronze Duo in front of Shui Ji suddenly erupted with blue-gray flames, soaring tens of meters high, and it looked as if the lava in the center of the earth had erupted! For a while, Luo Jiangshen was God. Shui Ji turned around and said with an angry face:

"Good! Is it to resurrect that weird reptile? But remember! Once I've fulfilled your wishes, I'll have to retrieve at least two fragments of the Evil Bronze Duo! The evil qi and demon souls in this artifact have basically been dispersed, and the sooner I collect all the lost fragments, I will be able to restore its function one day earlier. ”

Lin Damei secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a very grateful look on her face:

"Do what your lord wants. You have helped us, and we will naturally repay it with our strength and loyalty! ”

Then he took the head of Bobby, the eyeballs of the mutant Zhaoquan, the eggshell of the dinosaur egg, and the soul of the alien snake sealed in the small crystal ball. These key surname quest items obtained from previous consecutive quests were handed over one by one. Hu presents Galford's pet heart and Nakolulu's pet wings.

"The eyes of the mountain ghosts, the poisonous souls, the hearts of the ninja dogs, the wings of the elves. It was possible to obtain these things from Nakorulu and Galfort. Well, you are indeed my best men! ”

Luo Jiangshen. Shui Ji nodded with considerable satisfaction, and the black hair that had been scattered behind her shoulders suddenly rose up like a poisonous snake, and she summoned another intact evil bronze Duo with a spell, and threw these things into Duo's body in turn, and colorful flames also rose from it, and the orb behind the wall also projected a -魚? Elf? Dragon? The four words of the spirit are mapped into the mouth of the priest one by one!

Then Luo Jiangshen. Shui Ji's red lips began to roll up and down, the voice was very low and fast, but the surrounding space began to reflect the echo of the spell she chanted, and the specific content could not be heard at all, giving people the feeling that it was very complicated and weird, buzzing as if from the ears to the soul, were making awe and reverent resonance!

The body of the Evil Bronze Duo began to slowly change color, from black to red, then from red to blue, and finally to a shiny iron color, as if it had been newly cast. Immediately after that, the eggshell of the dinosaur egg automatically flew up to the mouth of the priest, and the white eggshell gradually turned black under the fumigation of the dense mist, melting into a jelly-like substance, soft and sticky, tumbling softly and viscously, and finally suddenly wrapped around Babi's head. Slowly, slowly, evenly distributed over its surface, it finally fell into the Evil Bronze Duo. The churning mist of Duo's mouth was suddenly retracted, leaving only Duo's body glowing with an eerie glow in the dark.

After a while, Luo Jiangshen. Shui Ji's streamer flew out gently, rolled into the mouth of Duo, took out a giant egg with a jet-black body and four strange colorful patterns on it, sighed a little tiredly and sat in his place, and played for a while before slowly saying:

"This creature has a strong sense of self before it dies, even I can't erase it, it must meet its destined owner before it can hatch, you can come and get it."

Lin Da Mei let out a long breath, and she finally lived up to her trust. After taking the black fraternity, I was also taken aback, it turned out that the shell of the foliate was not hard, it was like rubber, warm and elastic, if you put it in your hand and feel it carefully, you can even feel the long and weak but powerful heartbeat inside! But after holding it on my hand for a long time, I felt a burning pain coming from the skin that touched it, and it became more and more obvious, obviously repulsing.

Luo Jiangshen. Shui Ji waved her hand impatiently and said sharply:

"In order to fulfill your request, I have consumed more mana than I expected, almost as much as I could have descended the mountain combined, so you must find at least four fragments of Evil Bronze Duo for me!"

Lao Hu and Lin Da Mei didn't care when they heard it, because Fang Lin said that there were still six or seven fragments of the Evil Bronze Duo left, and the completion of this task was a matter of effort, but they still made a very surprised and stunned look on their faces, wondering:

"My lord! The exact whereabouts of the only two artifact fragments we've found so far are in the hands of Yagyu Jubei and Kuroko......"

Luo Jiangshen. Shui Ji was stunned for a moment, and said with a very hateful and angry look on her face:

"How did it end up in their hands? Forget it, you guys go down first, but the next time you come to see me, bring at least 2 artifact fragments! If I can bring more shards, I will give you a good reward! ”

(To be continued)