Chapter 5 Beauty is ugly

Our Lao Tzu once said: "The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiency when there is more loss." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "This is the only positive evaluation of the ancestor of our family on the way of heaven." Why is it our family? Because although the branches are different, the Xuanmen is also a branch of Taoism, and if I try my best to make it up, I can now be regarded as a beginner disciple of the Xuanmen.

But as far as Han Hanqing said about the seven incredible events on campus, my brain is bigger than my head, and I didn't associate him with anything "more than I lose and make up for what I don't have"! There are seven supernatural events in this school, which can be regarded as making up for it, and who is it harming? That's why I just asked.

And the example given by Han Hanqing is even more bizarre, my agile thinking instantly captured several key points: First, she said that "we" are still first-level newcomers, that is to say, even the existence that Zhang Chengdao and I look up to - Han Hanqing is actually on the same level as us in front of the Heavenly Dao. The gap in strength between us, which seems to me to be insurmountable, is the difference between one size bigger and one size smaller in the eyes of Heavenly Dao;

Second, if we want to know what the Heavenly Dao is, we must first reach the ninety-ninth level, that is, the full level. Does this full level refer to the apex of ability or the end of life? If it's the apex of ability, what does it mean that the middle is level eight?

3. If you want to find out the laws of the Heavenly Dao, you must rise to level 100 or above. Let's talk about this 100th level first, obviously the highest level is only 99th level, so how can this 100th level be reached? Is this obstacle avoidance that needs to be broken through to upgrade the so-called Heavenly Dao Law? So is this another way of saying that if you go against it, you will live, and if you go along with it, you will die? Besides, this "above", there are more than one hundred levels, so does it mean that there is a higher existence above the Heavenly Dao, such as the person who formulated the laws of the Heavenly Dao?

Ay~~. It seems too early to entangle these mysterious and indescribable things now, and what should be entangled now is: enter? Or not?

I found that as long as it's a door recently, I'm going to struggle with this problem.,Is this offending the door god?

The reason why we were entangled was because we were standing at the door of the girls' dormitory, and Han Hanqing was standing inside the door urging us to go in.

In my mind's eye, the female dormitory! It was a holy land-level forbidden area flying all over the sky with pennants of all nations and underwear flying everywhere! If I get caught casually, I can't walk with my head up in the past four years?

Zhang Chengdao seemed to have the same idea as me, and he also twisted and refused to go in.

Han Hanqing became impatient after shouting twice, and she yelled at us: "Hurry up and let the old lady come in, don't act like a little daughter-in-law." I'll shout if I don't come in again! ”

Sister! You're already shouting, okay. In order to avoid the escalation of the situation, we had to get a bunch of girls to watch even when we entered the women's dormitory, so we had to go inside. We both kept our heads down all the way, our eyes fixed on our toes, and we had to sneak a glance at us. So when I went to a dormitory, I saw a lot of beautiful legs, but I didn't see any of my upper body.

When Han Hanqing closed the door, we both breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. I don't know how Zhang Chengdao is, but I feel that my back is about to be burned by my eyes.

As soon as he closed the door, he felt a black shadow rushing into Han Hanqing's arms with a fragrant wind. Was this a sneak attack by the enemy? I looked up in shock.

I saw a girl with a waist-length double ponytail, wearing a king-size Hello Kitty one-piece pajamas, wearing cat's claw-shaped slippers, and a delicate back, hugging Han Hanqing's waist and rubbing her head in front of Han Hanqing's chest. While rubbing, he said in a snorting voice: "Qing, what are you doing, I've been waiting for your old nose for a long time." I heard that you successfully pushed a toad back today, when did you bring it over and tell me to take a look? ”

Lazy toad, still pushing back?! Is this talking about me? At this moment, I felt my heart crumble into the shape of a toad. And this thing obviously didn't notice the existence of me and Zhang Chengdao, so big and two living people can't see it, what kind of eyes is she!

Han Hanqing pressed her head with both hands and pushed her away vigorously, and said, "I brought the toad over, I want to see if it's enough." ”

That's when the two-ponytailed Hello Kitty noticed us and turned her face to us in surprise. How to describe it? At this moment, there are only two words that can describe her in my mind: looking back and smiling, Bai Meisheng, and the six palaces have no color.

I don't know how long I've been staring at her when I tried to withdraw my gaze. Glancing at Zhang Chengdao in embarrassment, I was surprised to find that this product was actually bleeding! However, it is not a nosebleed, but blood at the corners of the lips, is this an internal injury seen by looking at the beauty?

The Hello Kitty beauty looked at me with big bewitching eyes, and then looked at Zhang Chengdao. finally pointed at Zhang Chengdao and said, "This is definitely not a toad, does he have a master?" If not, he's my food. ”

Han Hanqing nodded: "Take it and use it, whatever you want to steam or boil." ”

Then Hello Kitty stared at me carefully, and finally when she was about to put her face on my face, and my back was about to lean against the door, she finally said: "It's too much to say that this is a toad, and it's also good in terms of quality, although it's far worse than Ji Ran, and it's a little worse than me." ”

Sister! I thank you, I thank your whole family, I thank you for your ancestors for eighteen generations! You didn't just give me positive affirmation, you saved my self-confidence! Although I was very unhappy with the sentence "far worse than Ji Ran", I still selectively ignored it.

Han Hanqing shook his head helplessly: "Toad is not what I said. Besides, if you are a male, you think it looks good, so your evaluation cannot be counted. Then Han Hanqing patted his head and said, "I forgot to introduce it to you." ”

So she pointed to Zhang Chengdao and said, "Your dish is called Zhang Chengdao, the junior of Longhu Mountain." Then he pointed at me and said, "This toad is called Wu Yue, which is considered a branch of metaphysics, but at present it can only be regarded as a vegetable toad." Then he said to us: "This is my roommate Ma Chenxue, a disciple of the horse, and his best skill is to invite the charm fox to come up, and he is a master of illusion." ”

After Ma Chenxue and Han Hanqing finished their introduction, they smiled sweetly at us, and the bright teeth in their red lips seemed to have a dazzling flash at the moment they were revealed. is worthy of being a master of inviting the charm fox, just a smile, what kind of charm is it! Zhang Chengdao just wiped the corners of his mouth and bleeds again, will he hang up because of the internal injuries!

Han Hanqing continued: "This senior sister is called Congrong, and she is a senior sister who has been in high school for four years. Then she said to Congrong: "Rongrong, come and say hello." ”

Well, at this time, I found out that there was still a person floating in front of a floor-to-ceiling mirror more than one person high in the dormitory, and it seemed that I had no right to blame Ma Chenxue just now.

This floating Rong Rong is currently showing us a white long dress, with black hair like a waterfall scattered on it, coupled with her floating posture, it really looks like a fairy descending to earth. But maybe it's because she's a ghost, or maybe she doesn't have the kung fu to charm, neither Zhang Chengdao nor I feel intoxicated.

Cong Rong replied coldly: "I'm not free, I'm busy." Then he changed his pleading tone and said, "Sister Xue'er, it seems to be useless, can you help me take a look again?" ”

Ma Chenxue jumped to the female ghost's side, turned around and said, "No, let's try eggplant?" ”

"But we don't have eggplants in our dormitory!" Said from Rong with resentment.

Ma Chenxue pursed her lips and pointed her cheeks with one finger and said, "If a beauty like me goes to buy eggplant~~ What should I do if I am misunderstood by my fans, I still ask your sister Qing to help you buy it." ”

Han Hanqing had already pulled a chair and sat down at this time, leaning on the back of the chair and watching the two of them mess around. Wen Yan replied: "Ask your vegetables to buy them, and bring you a few cucumbers by the way." ”

Ma Chenxue looked at us again and smiled sweetly: "I'm not interested in my peers, I won't eat this dish, so you can make it yourself." ”

Hey~ Brother Dao, you take it easy, let's close our eyes, okay, do you always bite the tip of your tongue to stay awake? Although I also think this magic is very powerful, but it hasn't reached the point where I can't bear it, right?

Cong Rong finally turned her head at this time and said to Han Hanqing with a grudge: "You all say it's good for me, why don't you even buy an eggplant for me?" ”

It doesn't matter if she turns around, Zhang Chengdao and I suddenly poured down like a basin of cold water, and we were so shocked that we wanted to run away from the door.

What kind of face is this, the melon-seed-shaped face is wrinkled, red sores are everywhere, and there are white pus on the red pimples. Even if you are splashed with sulfuric acid over and over again, the effect is just that! With this appearance, it is really blind to this graceful posture and excellent face shape.

Seeing the change in the expressions of Zhang Chengdao and me, Cong Rong immediately revealed her fierce side. I saw that her face turned black in an instant, her nails grew wildly into hooks, and the five-finger basket was about to grab us.

Is this the effect of practicing thousands of poisonous hands and nine yin white bone claws at the same time? Senior sister, it's not easy to be a man, and it's even more difficult to be a woman, why bother practicing yourself like this, you scatter your work, please! With your appearance, you don't need to fight, and you can scare your opponent to death!

Although I thought so, Zhang Chengdao and I were also on guard, ready to deal with Congrong's attack at any time.

At this moment, a person stood in the middle of us, blocking Cong Rong's view of staring at us.

Ma Chenxue stared at Cong Rong and said softly: "Senior sister, you are the school flower, you must be noble and elegant." ”

From my point of view, I could only see Cong Rong's fingernails gradually returning to their original shape, and I couldn't help but be secretly surprised. This Ma Chenxue's charm technique even has such an effect on female ghosts, and it is estimated that he is also a master at the level of a senior Taoist, how easy is this line of work, what kind of character is a cow when any one comes out?

After Congrong recovered that cold and ugly expression, Ma Chenxue said to Han Hanqing: "You guys are down to business, I'll go to the street to buy eggplant for Rong Rong for beauty, and you want me to publicize the fact that you brought the toad back to the dormitory?" ”

Han Hanqing waved his hand: "Get out, you don't need to publicize it, it is estimated that it has reached Ji Ran's ears this time, I don't know how many in this building are waiting to squeeze me out of the position." ”

Ma Chenxue smiled evilly, but became even more charming: "In this case, you naturally don't mind if I make matters worse?" After speaking, he didn't wait for Han Hanqing to answer, opened the window and shouted: "Paparazzi, Qingqing took her boyfriend back to the dormitory, they sneakily don't know what they want to do, they want to kick me out of the dormitory anyway, who wants to accompany me to go shopping, hurry up and report to the door!" "This voice is so sweet and greasy, so aggrieved and aggrieved, that I wonder if I really have any purpose when I listen to it.

After Ma Chenxue finished shouting, she closed the window and said to herself, "I don't know how many wallets will come this time?" Then he changed into a pair of sandals and went out in Hello Kitty's pajamas. Is this called: pretty, there is nothing wrong with it?

Zhang Chengdao whispered to me: "Do you still have time to sigh at others? It's better to sigh for yourself, I think you're insulated from girls from now on. ”

This is really a word to wake up the dreamer! Sister Qing, it's good to take the initiative to help you fight monsters and be your solid meat shield, but you can't use the trick of self-destruction to destroy your reputation! It's okay if you ruin your reputation, but you can't ruin it with mine! I didn't plan to fall in love at university, but that didn't stop me from enjoying the feeling of being chased by girls!

But~~ Judging from Ma Chenxue's words at the beginning, the rumors outside now seem to be that I am being chased backwards, or by this kind of national treasure-level beauty, and the opponent is still the president of the school's student union, and he is still a handsome and scumbag character. Okay, I feel like I've found something cool, so I'll forgive you for the time being.

Seeing Ma Chenxue close the door casually, Han Hanqing finally said to us, "Just sit down." ”

Zhang Chengdao was close to the other chair, and when he heard this, he immediately sat on it, and then looked at me gloatingly. That look made me really want to smoke.

After going around the dormitory, I really found a little Maza, I don't know how these two beauties can have this thing in their dormitory. But it's my business, just move over and do it opposite the two of you.

Han Hanqing pointed back at Cong Rong who looked in the mirror with his thumb and said: "The school flower of our school eight years ago once appeared on the school's promotional cover, and one of her silhouettes at that time really fascinated thousands of students, and this white dress has also become her signature." You can search the Internet and see that the post should still be there. ”

It's a pity that creation makes people, this heartthrob senior sister became obsessed with beauty soon after entering school, and every day this water and that ointment are applied to the face. That's not all, you have to apply egg whites in the morning, honey at noon, and cucumber slices in the evening. Some methods on the Internet have basically been tried, and folk remedies have been tried as much as possible. Later, he disliked the toxins in cosmetics and simply used all natural items.

As a result, the mixture of several non-toxic things produced toxins, but she didn't know it, and still maintained more than six hours a day of beauty work.

Until one day, the accumulation broke out, and she became like this overnight. When I got up early in the morning and found myself disfigured, I couldn't accept this fact, so I jumped from the top of the building in despair.

After becoming a resentful spirit, he asked the girls who looked in the mirror behind the mirror, "Am I beautiful?" "I was seen a few times by a few naturally weak girls at twelve o'clock in the night, and it really frightened these girls.

And this story has become one of the incredible events on campus. Later, a senior found her and sealed her in the dormitory where she lived before her death, and the senior handed her over to Han Hanqing after graduation.