Chapter 149: Be a Smart Treasure Thief
At that time, Yueshan originally wanted to use a shovel to smash the tomb door, but he didn't expect that because he used too much force, the shovel smashed on the tomb door, making a burst of wild horse neighing, Yueshan did not control the strength of his hand, and when the shovel was smashing the tomb door, inadvertently, the shovel came to a 180-degree rotation, and the shovel smashed into the hand of Yuebao next to him. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Seeing that his eldest brother Yuebao was injured, Yueshan hurriedly apologized to Yuebao, "Big brother, I didn't mean to. ''
"Fuck, your uncle, don't you have long eyes, smash a tomb door, smash it into Lao Tzu's hand, look at the stupid thing you did, fortunately it didn't hit Lao Tzu's head, otherwise Lao Tzu would have been shot in the head and bleeding, and he would have already been lying straight on the ground and becoming a dead corpse." Yuebao stretched out the arm that was injured by Yueshan with a shovel, and his face was iron-blue.
Yueshan Cat looked at Yuebao's injuries and saw that there was no major problem, so he said with a hippie smile, "Big brother, fortunately you are fine, otherwise, I would have become a bad brother who murdered my own brother." ''
''Fuck you, you're still in the mood to joke with me, how can I die so easily, Immortal Heaven will bless me, you crazy guy, why are you still hiding there, don't hurry up and work, you think we are all trapped in this tomb where birds don't shit, even if we don't get killed by the iron bumps in the ancient tomb, we stay in this tomb for a long time, and we will fall ill, all the ancient tombs of all dynasties are the same, as long as there are dead people's coffins in the ancient tombs, there is basically corpse gas, Once we stay in the tomb for a long time, sooner or later we will be seriously ill, and even so, the air in the tomb is still very thin, do you want us all to suffocate here. Yuebao slapped Yueshan's head with a brain, and he was a little angry on the spot, seeing that Yueshan only knew the hippie smile, and now that he encountered such a dangerous thing, he still had time to joke here, so he scolded him.
After Yueshan heard Yuebao's words, he quickly understood what Yuebao meant, picked up the shovel, and continued to smash towards the tomb door.
At that moment, Yueshan hurriedly wanted to get out of the tomb door like a mouse.
Seeing this, Yuebao immediately stopped, "Yueshan, what are you doing, we are treasure thieves, not tomb thieves, so we don't need to drill dog holes like mice." ''
"Big brother, I have smashed a big hole in the tomb door, why don't we go out?" Yueshan put the shovel into his backpack and just wanted to get out of the tomb gate, but at this time, he was stopped by Yuebao, he looked at Yuebao a little strangely, and said curiously.
Yuebao looked at Yueshan and explained to him, "We are all trapped in this ancient tomb now, for the gold and silver treasures in the general's tomb, we must go out, but as the descendants of treasure thieves, we must not be like tomb thieves, we can't drill dog holes, didn't you kick the wild boar in the mountains and forests back then, now the time to test your ability has come, now this tomb gate has smashed out a football-sized hole behind you, and the tomb door has already been destroyed by you, now, You can kick this tomb door in front of you with one kick. ''
When Yueshan heard Yuebao's words, he thought that Yuebao was joking with him, although he smashed a big hole in the tomb door with a shovel, but it had already consumed all his strength, this tomb door was made of stone, and he kicked it with his foot, isn't this a big joke.
''I was talking to you, didn't you hear, I told you to kick this tomb door under you with your foot.'' Yuebao saw Yueshan standing aside dumbfounded, so he said to him again.
Yueshan looked at Yuebao angrily, revealing a face that was even uglier than bitter gourd, "Big brother, aren't you embarrassing me, this tomb gate is an old antiquity from the ancient Tang Dynasty, although it was built in the general's tomb for thousands of years, it is still well preserved, such a strong stone wall is simply a wall of flesh, you want me to kick it with my foot, this is impossible at all." ''
''If there is anything impossible, I tell you to do it, you will do it, don't stand there indifferent, look like you have been abused to death by a woman, and you will grind. Yuebao stretched out his hand, grabbed Yueshan's collar directly, carried him directly to the tomb door like a chicken, and said scoldingly.
Can't tolerate Yueshan to resist, Yueshan quickly stood in front of the tomb door, Yueshan saw that the eldest brother made things difficult for himself, and he also used his housekeeping skills unambiguously, this skill was a kick that killed the wild boar in the mountains and forests, since Yuebao insisted on him using this skill, the tomb door in front of him was kicked to pieces, and Yueshan had no choice but to do it.
I saw him clasping his hands flat, his feet arched into a V-shape, taking a deep breath, steady as Mount Tai, and raising his head, as if he was swallowing mountains and rivers. This trick is Yueshan's housekeeping skills, I saw him slowly adjust his mentality, and then his feet exerted force, and kicked towards the tomb door, only to hear a loud bang, the tomb door was successfully kicked by Yueshan, and the tomb door was directly broken into a puddle of gravel, and fell in front of the tomb door with a bang.
Seeing that Yueshan had successfully kicked the tomb door, Yuebao couldn't help but give Yueshan a thumbs up, "Yueshan, you are an excellent treasure thief, you really impress me." ''
Leng Hua stood behind Yuebao, so he stepped forward and was deeply shocked by Yueshan's move, so he laughed and said, "Yueshan, you are really a brave treasure thief, not only is the treasure thief's skill superb, but also brute force, worthy of being the descendant of the treasure thief, the treasure thief's technology can be called the top, if you compare you with the tomb robbers, I'm afraid there is no older life, and the experienced tomb robbers are not your opponents." ''
Yueshan saw Yuebao and Leng Hua praising himself at the same time, and he lowered his head embarrassedly, and reached out to scratch his messy hair that had not been washed for a year or four, "Of course, like me Yueshan is also a well-known figure in the treasure stealing industry, and the technology of treasure theft is superb, and my brother Yuebao, but the descendants of treasure thieves, the descendants of authentic treasure thieves, have the blood of the barbarians, the technology of treasure theft, that is the academic of the authentic treasure thief, I and my brother have traveled all over the country, what storms and waves have not been seen, This little trouble, under my nose, is not enough to worry about. ''
"Okay, okay, since the tomb door has been opened by my younger brother Yueshan, then let's hurry to the main tomb of the general's tomb, I'm afraid that after a long time, that phantom is likely to have broken into the main tomb of the general's tomb, if he steals the gold and silver treasures in the main tomb, then we can come to the tomb of the general in Hutou Mountain for nothing." Yuebao saw that Yueshan was blowing cowhide again, so he immediately interrupted.
Yueshan said curiously, "Big brother, haven't we already got a lot of gold and silver treasures in this tomb, these gold and silver treasures add up to a total of hundreds of catties, I'm afraid that we will wait until we go down to the main tomb of the general's tomb, if we encounter a large number of gold and silver treasures in the main tomb of the general's tomb, we meet them, I'm afraid we won't be able to transport them out of the general's tomb." ''
''Damn, you're stupid like a big winter melon.'' After Yuebao heard what Yueshan said, he was very angry and stretched out his hand to shake his head and scolded him.
Yueshan looked at Yuebao with a look of innocence, "Big brother, why are you beating me." ''
As he spoke, he almost wanted to cry.
Seeing this, Yuebao almost wanted to give Yueshan a slap again, but after thinking about it, he felt that he couldn't get any benefit from losing his temper with Yueshan's stupid pig here, so he had to say to him earnestly, "Yueshan, it's not that I'm talking about you, your treasure stealing skills are really good, but treasure stealing is not a hard job, everything needs brains, as long as the treasure thieves with smart brains will make a fortune in the ancient tomb treasure theft, now we have a lot of gold and silver treasures in this tomb, But this gold and silver treasure is only a part of the general's tomb, that is to say, this right burial chamber is a main burial place for the general's tomb, and in the main burial chamber of the general's tomb, there will be a lot of gold and silver treasures hidden, in contrast, these gold and silver treasures we get in the right tomb are compared with the gold and silver treasures in the general's tomb, it is simply a swan, a frog at the bottom of the well, as long as we find the gold and silver treasures buried in the main tomb of the general's tomb, We will be able to get a large amount of rich antiquities, these antiquities, but all of them are better than the gold and silver treasures in this right tomb, not I said you, we have been down for a whole day in this general's tomb, this general's tomb is hidden under Hutou Mountain I don't know how deep, you want to transport all these gold and silver treasures in the backpack out in one go, it will take at least a whole day, with these times, we have already obtained the gold and silver treasures in the main tomb of the general's tomb. ''
Yueshan seemed to understand what Yuebao said, so he whispered to Yuebao, "Big brother, do you mean that as long as we find the gold and silver treasures in the tomb of the general's tomb, we will throw away all the gold and silver treasures we have now, it's a pity to lose them, this is good, we also worked hard in the ancient tomb and obtained it with sweat..."
''Damn, you're not done.'' Before Yueshan finished speaking, Yuebao fanned Yuebao's head with another ear melon seed, hitting him dizzily and starry eyes.