Sure enough, the door directly "bang!" The bus closed with a bang, and the bus "Boom! He continued to move on until a string of crisp ghostly bells rang again. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

- "Now enter the 10-second countdown, ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one." ”

Thundered...... Thundered...... Bang......

On the countdown to one, the bus actually went through a tunnel like a train entering the tracks, and went at high speed.

I'm going, feelings are so high-tech? There is a ten-second countdown, what is it for?

- "Mr. Ghost, congratulations on entering the realm of the underworld. Commander, the old ghost will continue to navigate for you. ”

I wondered even more!

- "Mr. Devil, please sit down and hold on. Next, you are about to pass through the tunnel, especially swaying, please don't panic, if dizziness occurs, on your left-hand side, there is a convenient and quick plastic bag, I wish you a pleasant use. ”

Nani? Rock? Panic? Vertigo? Clinker bags?

Before I could react to this series of words, the bus really crackled, and "Huh! Suddenly, he slammed into the tunnel, and it was black and rumbling, and he couldn't see anything, and he couldn't see his five fingers. A wave of horror surged through my heart. Am I back in the dungeon? No way?

At this moment, the lights in the carriage suddenly lit up on their own, and they flickered in the cold wind. Guess what I saw through the light?

Scare!

I actually saw that the bus was hanging upside down on the top of the tunnel, moving at high speed, which can be called a second speed!

I was hanging upside down, hanging from my seat, although it was shaky, but I couldn't fall down, I felt like I was on a roller coaster, my stomach was nauseous, and I was dizzy.

As the rumbling sound became more and more intense, my dizziness became more and more dizzy, and my stomach became more upside down, uncomfortable, very uncomfortable. I finally understood what he was talking about the use of plastic bags.

In the chaos, I hurriedly grabbed a plastic bag and spit it out, vomiting wildly! It's a mess to vomit.

Slowly, the bus slowed down.

- "Dear Mr. Ghost, please close your eyes. Now that you're going through the lava, the picture is a bit scary, so I advise you not to watch it. After another ten seconds of countdown, you will be at your destination. Have a great trip. ”

Damn, what the hell is this going on?

Reluctantly, I closed my eyes. The car rumbled forward again, and then "Whew... Pull......! It stopped in a flash, which is called a second.

- "Now enter the parking 10-second countdown, ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one." ”

Ding dong!

The door opened automatically.

It's finally here, and I'm scared my brother to death. The car in this underworld is really extraordinary!

I hurriedly stood up and walked to the door of the car, and when I raised my feet to get out of the car, the deep voice came from my ears again: "Dear Mr. Ghost Husband, the nearest supermarket to Penglai Ghost Village, that is, your destination has arrived." Your Stygian will be automatically deducted. ”

Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!

"Deduction of Stygian Coins? What's that? "I thought to myself, it's better to get out of the car first.

"Ding! Alarm alarm, stygian deduction failed, stygian deduction failed. ”

As a result, I was just about to lift my feet and go out when I heard a series of alarms and a crackling brass bell behind me. I'm still wondering what's going on? What a deduction failure! Didn't you say that the good ones were free?

"Bang!"

The door suddenly closed automatically, so frightened that I quickly retracted my feet, if it was a second late, it might be caught by the door, and it is estimated that the legs are useless, and I was suddenly confused by the second monk. My heart was full of anger.

- "Dear Mr. Ghost Husband, please check your mobile phone application system, the deduction of the dark currency failed, please recharge in time, otherwise, the captain has the right to send you back to the original place." ”

"Fuck (cao), what are you doing? Didn't you say it's free? In desperation, I yelled at the driver at the front of the car.

"Hey, hey, what did you say?"

The driver sitting in the front of the car suddenly turned his head with a wicked smile on his face, and said disdainfully at me: "Boy, you are still pretending to be an uncle here if you have no money, what are you pretending to be!" Do you want to ride in a bully car? ”

"What kind of overlord car? Is this a black car? Didn't you say that the good ones are free? ”

In a fit of rage, I kicked the door twice, but it didn't move, and my toes hurt a lot. So I couldn't help but get angry and said, "Liar, I'll fuck (cao) your uncle."

The more emotional I became, the more excited he was than I was, and he raised his fist and approached me step by step.

"Boy, you have the ability to tell me again, try!"

"Hey, I told you, I'm not riding in a bully car."

I shrugged my shoulders helplessly, and the more I retorted, the more pale I became, and he didn't believe what I said.

"Before I got on the bus, my iPhone system had already told me that it was the first time I took your prefecture, a direct bus. So, the first day of riding is free, ok? Got it? Uncle. ”

This is definitely the first time I've said so much, and I find that the elderly, whether on earth or in hell, are very verbose! It's hard to reason with them and not listen to them. He is also a stubborn fellow, like an old man, no matter how I reason with him, he will not listen, but the more he talks, the more angry he becomes, the closer he is to me, as if he wants to come and fight me.

"Joke, I've been driving for so long, and it's the first time I've heard someone tell me that a cell phone system can talk? You really bullied my old ghost for not reading much! It's not so easy to take my overlord car, and you don't ask around, this radius of hundreds of miles, who doesn't know how powerful my old ghost Yang is. ”

"I don't care if you're an old ghost or an old man, I said why can't you listen to people all the time! Brother is too lazy to talk to you, a dead old man with no culture and no quality. I'll just ask a question, whether you let me get out of the car or not, I'll call the police, believe it or not? ”

I was also angry, but I thought I was in the yang world, and I thought that I could find a police uncle to solve everything, but in a blink of an eye, I remembered that this was the underworld! And I myself am the policeman of this underworld, I went to the police, and the police seemed to be useless, what should I do?

"You're going to show me, huh? I've been here for a few years, and I haven't seen Lord Hades send someone to take care of things and call the police? You have the ability to repay you, and my old ghost has the ability to beat you up today. ”

"You're going to beat me? And there is no royal law anymore! Do you believe it or not, I'll call the old man of Hades right now to accuse you and punish you? I quickly took out my phone and threatened him.

"You're still the first time I've ever met a ghost who speaks so wildly and doesn't want to die, even the overlord car of the underworld dares to sit. It seems that I have to clean up for Lord Hades, you deadly ghost boy! ”

"What are you going to do? Is it possible that the sky is not blue, and you still want to beat me? I looked at him in disbelief.

"I'm beating you, you boy in a bully car, you kind of don't run!" With that, he strode towards me in a rage.