"Hmph~ I really owe you in my last life, how can you still say such shameless words......"

Yan Ruyu twisted Liu Tianliang again, but the sweet smile on her face couldn't be stopped, then after thinking about it, she hooked his neck with both hands, and said with a smile: "Let me tell you a secret, in fact, I didn't plan to fight with Xiao Lan from the beginning, and since you asked me to marry you last night, I still have a feeling of stealing other people's things in my heart, so if I really find her in the future, you tell her for me, as long as she is willing, I will let her be big and I will be small!" ”

"Damn! So cheap for me? When did you become so good at talking? You won't have any conditions waiting for me later, will you? ”

Liu Tianliang looked at Yan Ruyu on his lap with surprise, and she really chuckled like a little fox, stretched out a finger to hook him, and then said in a low voice: "What is a wife and a concubine?" I can let you enjoy the blessings of all people, but if Luan Qian's little hooves dare to be real with her, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people! ”

"Uh......"

Liu Tianliang looked at her with a depressed face, scratched his chin and said, "Didn't you let her in the door?" Why do you come to eat flying vinegar again? I can't put on the name of a little wife for her, and I won't even touch her body, right? Isn't that a trick? ”

"You don't come with me to do this, I know what status Luan Qian has in your heart, you just fell in love with her body, and you want to break people's lives, I don't care how you and her come to bed without me, but there is one thing you have to promise me, your heart must be on me all the time, if you dare to fall in love with her, I will definitely give it to you!"

Yan Ruyu raised his little fist viciously, glaring at him with a threatening face, Liu Tianliang immediately said with a smile: "You are really jealous, you don't tell me any ways and means, you directly threaten violently, right?" When did you become so unconfident? ”

"Hmph~ It's not that I'm not confident, it's that the little slut isn't a fuel-efficient lamp, and the stupidest thing I did was to keep her by my side......"

Yan Ruyu snorted coldly, looking at Liu Tianliang very unpleasantly, but Liu Tianliang laughed evilly: "How can I not say that such a successful man as me doesn't accompany a decent concubine, right?" But a concubine will always be a concubine, you are my heart, baby, have you recovered your strength? Move your little mouth! ”

"Move your head! I said, can you not be so dirty in your mind? I'm your wife, you still want to see me kneeling in front of you every day, do you like me, or do you like to conquer me? If you kneel down and call me Queen, I'll blow the ...... for you every day."

Yan Ruyu immediately raised her willow eyebrows and glared at him angrily, but Liu Tianliang smiled and said: "Yes, it is really the daughter-in-law of my old Liu family, and her speaking style is becoming more and more like me, Lao Tzu will tell you the truth, I just want to conquer you wholeheartedly, and I will call you the queen when you soften Lao Tzu one day!" ”

"Hmph~ shameless ......"

Yan Ruyu suddenly glanced at him amorously, then hooked his neck and licked his lips with silky eyes and said: "If you obediently call the queen of the house tonight, I can let you complete your final dream, hehe~ It's okay to help you eat it!" ”

"Damn! My Majesty, Your Majesty, why didn't you say it sooner? ”

Liu Tianliang's eyes lit up suddenly, and he immediately compromised without principle, but Yan Ruyu immediately grabbed his ears and said angrily: "Dead fatty, don't swear, if you dare to say disgusting things like killing you to death to me in the future, don't think about touching half of my finger again!" Okay, don't pretend to be innocent, now cheap you, kiss me ......"

"Yes! Her Majesty ...... Queen"

Liu Tianliang lowered his head with a smile, and hugged Yan Ruyu's delicate body tightly into his arms, and the lips and teeth of the two quickly moved together, although the two have long been old rivals, but Yan Ruyu's angry figure and the faint aroma in her mouth can always hook Liu Tianliang is dizzy, the beast blood is boiling, and he can't wait to chew Yan Ruyu and swallow it, and Yan Ruyu is also more and more able to open his heart, and constantly unlock more and more embarrassing postures for Liu Tianliang!

"Husband! I'm hungry......"

A very discordant voice suddenly broke the excitement of the two, and they saw Luan Qian in the opposite seat rubbing her sleepy eyes and sitting up, her red and beautiful little mouth pouting, but Liu Tianliang said without raising his head: "Didn't you see that I was busy?" I'll wait until I'm done making out with your eldest sister before we have dinner! ”

"Fuck off! You're really shameless, so many people......"

Yan Ruyu immediately pushed Liu Tianliang away in shame, hurriedly tied up his loose bra, and after glancing at him with a flushed face, Yan Ruyu sat up straight and said: "Let Amu find a place to stop and eat, everyone is still wet, and there will be a problem if you don't use fire to dry!" ”

“OK……”

Liu Tianliang had no choice but to nod depressedly, stood up and walked out of the seat, pinched Luan Qian's pink little face with a smile, and then turned around and walked to the front of the car and squatted next to the driver's seat and asked, "How is it?" Where is it now? ”

"I don't know the road, I don't have a map in my hand, and the road signs in the countryside are not clear, so I can only drive in the general direction......"

Song Mu glanced back at Liu Tianliang, shook his head helplessly, and then pointed to the dashboard and said, "There is not much fuel, we have to get some diesel as soon as possible!" ”

Liu Tianliang heard this and looked at the situation outside, they had already walked on a very remote road, surrounded by low hills, except for the abandoned farmland on both sides of the road, there were not many houses to see, he had to pat Song Mu's shoulder and said: "It's important to find diesel first, you can't find a gas station to pump fuel directly from the truck, if this bus suddenly lies down, we will stop cooking!" ”

"Good!"

Song Mu nodded slightly, and the speed naturally slowed down, but soon a patent leather mottled wood signboard appeared on the side of the road, on which the four big characters "stop and eat" were written in big red letters, Liu Tianliang immediately came to his senses, and hurriedly patted Song Mu's shoulder to ask him to slow down again, there is definitely a small restaurant in front of this!

"Crunch~"

The broken bus made a tooth-souring sound and slowly stopped, but what appeared in front of everyone's eyes was neither an imaginary farmhouse nor a small restaurant with a unique flavor, but a pitifully small adobe courtyard, with four dusty small lanterns hanging on the door, and the dirt wall was full of holes and painted with the words "Haohan Hotel", if it weren't for a walk-behind tractor parked at the door, Liu Tianliang wouldn't have the slightest idea of going in!

"Holy! This hotel is too broken, let's go to some kind of ghost place where birds don't......"

Guo Zhan rubbed his eyes and stood up with a depressed face, and seeing the simple architecture of this kind of adobe house was enough to prove that they had run to a very remote village!

"I can't care so much, the car is running out of gas, let's go down and take a look first......"

Liu Tianliang also shook his head in disappointment, turned his hand to take the gun and flashlight sent by Luan Qian, and took the lead to get off the bus, and just now he didn't feel much in the car, at this time he was blown by the cold wind outside the car, and the clothes on his body were not yet dry, Liu Tianliang couldn't help but shiver, he instinctively rubbed the hair on his arm, and looked around with the flashlight!

The surrounding area is already a complete countryside, the potholed asphalt road has not been repaired for a long time, the road is full of abandoned farmland on both sides of the road, and the tenacious thatch grows more than half a person deep, and in addition to the small restaurant in front of him, at least three or four hundred meters away can see other houses, Liu Tianliang looked for a long time on the road and did not see another vehicle!

"Liu Tianliang, you stay at the main gate to pick us up, Song Mu, you come with me to the wall to observe the situation inside......"

Song Zihao got out of the car in good spirits, looked at the surrounding situation and immediately gave an order, and Liu Tianliang really didn't have much say in this regard, and he was happy to let Song Zihao go to open the way for them, nodded and stood next to the closed door of the hotel, turned around and saw Song Zihao and Song Mu very quickly climbed onto the wall, holding a flashlight and scanning the courtyard like a cat!

"Cover my ......"

Song Zihao probably confirmed that there was no danger in the courtyard, and ordered Song Mu to jump down silently, but he didn't come out for more than ten minutes, just when Liu Tianliang was impatient, the closed courtyard door finally opened with a "squeak", and I saw Song Zihao, who was holding a flashlight, tilt his head and say, "Come in, I have solved the living corpse!" ”

“OK！ Ladies and gentlemen, the day trip to the countryside has begun, hurry up and take someone else's wife and husband off the bus......"

Liu Tianliang rubbed his hands and ran to the bus and shouted, and a group of women who were about to explode immediately came out of the car, and saw Chen Wenli holding a pair of beautiful legs and asked urgently: "Brother Liu, where is this toilet?" We're all suffocating! ”

"Ha Lu Ha ~ toilets, everywhere!"

Liu Tianliang turned around with a wicked laugh and left, and Guo Zhan in the car turned off the engine of the car, and the surroundings immediately became dark, and several little stewardesses exclaimed, looked around in horror, and did not mention the matter of finding a toilet, and hurriedly trotted into the courtyard with each other.

The small courtyard is quite tidy, in addition to a few clothes hanging in it, there are some messy dry goods in the corner of the courtyard, there are two houses inside and outside the small courtyard, one is slightly larger as the main hall of the hotel, and the other is a smoked dark place must be the kitchen, there is actually a price list on the outer wall, Liu Tian looked up curiously, a pot of sauerkraut fish is only fifteen yuan, it is really cheap!

"This place is so broken......"

A group of little women walked into this small rural place in shock and fear, most of them entered such a poor and sour small restaurant for the first time in their lives, so no matter where they looked, they felt that it was similar to the haunted house in the movie, but they didn't feel much about the two dead bodies that Song Zihao dragged out of the house, and the kind of living corpses everywhere had long been numb to see!

"Sister Yan, this ...... Where is this going to the toilet? ”

A sweet-looking little girl's face was about to turn blue, rubbing her legs and looking at Li Yan in pain, the women around Liu Tianliang were as proud as twenty-five or eighty-thousand, they naturally regarded Li Yan as their backbone, and Li Yan looked left and right, and understood that even if there was a toilet in this place, it was an open-air dry toilet, and nine times out of ten it was still built outside the courtyard, so after Guo Zhan inserted the courtyard door and walked into the house, Li Yan gritted her teeth and said: "Let's all pee in the corner of the courtyard, and urinate before their men come out!" ”