Chapter 018: Busking
Farewell to Mr. Yao, I slowly paced back to the small attic, pondering as I went. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
It is not difficult to cure Mr. Lu's family, as long as he follows the master's practice and sets up the altar to cast spells. However, what should be done with the resentful spirit of Granny Lin in the murderous mansion?
With my current mana, even if I don't carry magic weapons and charms, she will definitely not be able to hurt me; But I can hold the peachwood sword in my hand, give her a sword in the head, and solve it in one fell swoop.
However, I remember that the master said: Maoshan technique is mainly based on "driving", supplemented by "descending"; If you can't do it with "drive", you can use "drop" again. Heaven has the virtue of a good life, and it is not necessary to fight violence with violence in everything. What's more, I can't do it anyway if I learn a skill, but use it to deal with a lonely empty nester.
Finally, I figured it out and decided to negotiate a solution. Am I not a real estate agent? I just rely on a mouth to eat, I still don't believe it, and I can't convince a resentful spirit.
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Early in the morning, I was still asleep beautifully, and suddenly, there seemed to be something furry moving in my nostrils, which made my nose itch, and I couldn't help but sneeze loudly and woke up.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw the golden monkey Aji sweeping my nostrils with its tail. When he woke up, he scratched his cheeks and bared two rows of big teeth and smiled at me! And jumped on top of me, jumping alive. Zhu Jianxin slept like a dead pig, his face facing the wall, and he was snoring.
I rubbed my eyes, looked at the time, and complained, "Aji, what the hell are you doing?" It's only 6 o'clock in the morning! Don't make a fuss, let me sleep again. With that, I fell down again.
Aji didn't follow, and kept screaming, making more and more noise, scratching and scratching on me.
I suddenly remembered that the master had instructed me to insist on cultivating internal strength and fists and feet every day, and he asked Aji to come back with me, just to let Aji guide me and supervise me!
I quickly turned over and jumped up, got dressed in three or two, washed my face and brushed my teeth, and then took Aji out of the house. At this time, it was only six o'clock, the sky was just beginning to shine, office workers, students had already begun to go out, and there were some old people who got up early and exercised in the morning. When they saw Aji, they were all happy.
A child pulled his mother and said in a milky voice, "Mommy, look! It's Monkey King! ”
But I'm worried, where can I go to cultivate? People come and go, and everywhere I go, I am stared at by a group of people, and I don't want to be too high-profile. Looking around, there was no suitable place, so I had to carry Aji to the square where a group of aunts danced the red silk dance.
The square was not small, there were more than a dozen aunts dancing to the music, and there was a small open space not far from them for me to play tricks.
It's just that Aji's return rate is too high, and everyone stops to take a look at it when they pass by, which makes me embarrassed, I'm here to practice, not to show off monkeys.
I reluctantly said to Aji, "Brother Monkey, let's start." Aggie listened and began to slowly play the standard moves, telling me to follow along. Soon, I was in the groove, and without any difficulty, I followed Aggie with jumps, flips, talons, and sweeping legs...... actually ignored the onlookers and entered the realm of selflessness.
I began to hallucinate again: I was wearing the same bright yellow robe as I was last time, with a long beard, but my shots were much sharper than my usual ones, so that I was so vigorous! Not only my appearance has changed, but even my surroundings have changed, - the crowd of onlookers is gone, even the Aji around me is gone, and I am the only one left in a beautiful landscape!
Where is this no-man's land? Have I traveled back in time to antiquity? Or do memories of past lives come back?
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The hallucinations disappeared and I stopped. The crowd of onlookers suddenly appeared in front of me again, more than just now, and the inner and outer three floors surrounded me and Aji in the middle.
The people were stunned one by one, obviously stunned by the punch and kick I had just made; Afterwards, they clapped vigorously and shouted "Good kung fu!" "One more!". The dozen or so aunts stopped dancing the red silk dance, and they all gathered around to see me and Aji. The happiest are the children, some touch Aji, some pull his little hands, and some hand snacks...... Aggie was very proud, babbling and jumping, doing some cute dead people's movements.
My face was hot, and I clenched my fists in embarrassment and said, "Thank you!" Thank you! ”。 I thought to myself, should I change places tomorrow to practice?
Suddenly, someone tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Dude, keep playing!" It's rare for the audience to love it, don't stop, play hard! I turned my head and saw that it was Zhu Jianxin, this kid didn't know when he came to the square.
I said, "Why are you getting up so early, are you going to see a worker?" If I don't practice, I'm going to work soon. ”
He smiled: "I don't need to go to work, I've already thought of the best way to make money!" ”
As soon as I heard it, I felt unreliable, so I asked, "So fast?" Don't make up the brain tumor last time, those ill-gotten gains, you must not touch them. ”
He smiled mysteriously: "Not this time, I promise, the money earned this time is legal and reasonable!" You and Aji continue to practice, wait for me, I'll go and come back. With that, he hurried to the little attic where we lived.
I don't know what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd, I plan to practice with Aji for a while and then leave, but I can't stand being watched by more than 100 people, some of them even hold up their mobile phones to take pictures, alas, I don't want to be an Internet celebrity.
In a blink of an eye, Zhu Jianxin came back at a trott, with an extra basin in his hand.
I was stunned: "What are you doing with a basin?" ”
Zhu Jianxin: "You continue to play, leave me alone." Hurry up! ”
I don't know what the hell he was doing, so I had to follow Aggie and throw the next punch. Zhu Jianxin's kid actually walked to the crowd of onlookers with a basin and said, "Beauties! Handsome guys! It's not easy for street performers to survive, so if you're happy to see it, then give a tip! How much is uninhibited, completely arbitrary! Thanks thanks! Please raise your hands and ......"
I almost fainted. This pig has a really thick skin, and he can catch up with the corner of the city wall.
But the audience is clearly willing to pay. As soon as the words fell, many people rushed to throw coins and bills into the basin, and a few children threw candy, which was for Aji.
I couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "Ah Zhu, what the hell are you doing, it's like asking for food!" ”
Zhu Jianxin replied solemnly: "Wrong, it's not for food, it's a street artist!" This is a legitimate industry that earns income through honest labor on its own. If you're lucky, you'll come across a scout and invite you and Aggie to TV...... Wow! Then get rich! Don't forget to let me be your agent when the time comes. ”
I was speechless, and thought to myself, I had to find a chance to slip away.
It was only a cigarette, and there was already a pile of banknotes and coins in the basin, and it looked like there should be two or three hundred.
At this time, the noisy crowd suddenly quieted down, and people's eyes suddenly turned in the same direction. I followed their line of sight and saw a handsome man who was very eye-catching.
The man looked to be about thirty-five, with a muscular body that was two meters tall; The air is magnificent, and the noble temperament of the upper class is full of gestures; The suit is straight, the leather shoes are shiny, it can be seen that the materials and cost are less than tens of thousands of yuan; A pair of sword eyebrows and starry eyes, with a straight nose bridge, cough, this appearance is simply off the charts.
However, what attracted me the most was his eyes. How so? His eyes flashed with shrewdness and sagacity, but at the same time I read a sharp, awe-inspiring aura!
Everyone was stunned by his aura, including me and Zhu Jianxin.
The handsome man smiled, looked at me, and then approached Zhu Jianxin. He casually took out a stack of banknotes into his briefcase, and he didn't know how much it was, put it gently into the basin, and turned away.
Following his graceful figure, we see him walk into a Rolls-Royce! It's still a limited edition elongated type! There are only two or three of these cars in the city. At this time, I think all the men present will say "what a handsome car" in their hearts; Women say "what a handsome man".
The appearance of a Rolls-Royce beautiful man stole the limelight from me at once.
It took a while to watch him drive away. Zhu Jianxin hurriedly counted the stack of banknotes thrown down by the handsome man, good guy, a thousand yuan! I looked at him and was stunned.
Reminiscent of the extended limited edition Rolls-Royce opened by the handsome man just now, what is the origin of this person, it's incredible!
Zhu Jianxin asked, "Who is he?" ”
I said, "If I knew him, you and I wouldn't have to be buskers." ”
Zhu Jianxin: "No matter, anyway, we sent it today, and there are at least 1,300 yuan in this pot." ”
I said, "Starting tomorrow, I'm going to practice in a different place." ”
Zhu Jianxin was anxious: "Why?!" We've just gained some popularity, so we'll perform again tomorrow! ”
I said, "No." I promised my master that as a disciple of the Maoshan faction, I would not be able to accumulate wealth and become rich through my skills, and I would be insatiable. Besides, the master asked Aji to come back with me to guide me in martial arts, not to accompany me as a street performer, and I shouldn't use it as a tool to make money. Okay, let's go, I'm going back to work. ”
Zhu Jianxin followed behind and muttered: "It's really brainless! We're still brothers, why don't you have half my business acumen......"
I smiled: "It's a matter of principle. And he paid no more attention to him.