013 Safety Directive! Awesome, my brother v2.0

"It turns out that it's really not Fuyuki City. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Zhang Dacai walked down the bustling street disappointedly, muttering to himself in a wonderful language that others could not understand. Then the terminal roared loudly in Zhang Dacai's mind again: "Didn't I tell you earlier!" It's not Fuyuki City! No glitter! Arthur Pendragon was a rough man! ”

"Alas......" Zhang Dacai let out a long sigh, speechless for a long time.

Time went back a few hours, and from the moment Zhang Dacai saw Alice's pendant, he seemed to have decided that the next door must be Dongmu City. The pendant was so similar to the one that Miss Tosaka-sama used to save the coyote, except that the gem was bigger and stronger than in the anime, and there was almost no difference. If you really want to say that the two have nothing to do with each other, Zhang Dacai doesn't believe it. It's just that the disbelief here is not entirely because Zhang Dacai can't figure out the reason, but very subjectively, because he doesn't want to believe it.

You know, it's Fuyuki City! Fuyuki City, one of the dream treasures of otaku! Saber! Saber! Saber! Miss, Sakura, Elijah, Mother C...... Zhang Dacai became excited when he thought about it, and even accidentally exposed the fact that he was a King Arthurian ♀ brainless fan.

"Cut, what's there to grab the kind of wishing machine that is so weak that it explodes, and it takes a lot of muscular guys who are referred to as to beat each other's dog brains all over the sky to grab it, and it's really no public morality at all, and it increases the work pressure of the uncles and aunts who sweep the floor, isn't it?" The terminal looked at Zhang Dacai, who was excited, and said disgustedly, "You take business seriously, in two years, you will be able to be used as a wishing machine, why are you still thinking about that broken cup, and it's not that R what 2 or 0 or something." ”

Under normal circumstances, if Zhang Dacai wants to hold something, the terminal will inevitably lose a pass. And this time, the Flash Cup Contest in Dongmu City, which attracted all Zhang Dacai's attention, is impossible to hide from the mouth of the terminal. However, what the terminal said is not unreasonable, Zhang Dacai is also a person who has checked the transaction records of his predecessors, and he naturally knows how big the business can be for the old people who take 'how bold people are, how productive the land' is their life motto. It is no exaggeration to say that people who have been sitting in this position for more than five years, as long as they are not stupid, there are few people who cannot casually sell things like planets. A little bit that leaks out of your fingers is a rich country. If you really want to find a wishing machine that can be tried and tried, you can find it by looking directly in the mirror, and you can pee without a mirror.

But that's Fuyuki City! Fuyuki City, one of the dream treasures of otaku! Saber! Saber! Saber! Miss, Sakura, Elijah, Mother C...... Tut-tut, Zhang Dacai was so excited when he thought about it, he was like a crust of the brain squatting at the door of the venue waiting to participate in the handshake party of the idols.

Yes, Zhang Dacai has already crossed over, he has traveled to the mainland of Ceylon, where Alice, the Five Knights, and the older magician live, and then he discovers that his next-door neighbor is not the same as he imagined Fuyuki City. Nonsense, the mainland of Ceylon and the city of Fuyuki are not the same place in the first place.

The whole process of crossing was so bland that Zhang Dacai didn't know how to comment on it, and his only impression was that the movement of the teleportation movement in the grocery store that almost didn't consume energy was exaggerated than this crossing, and it was countless times exaggerated. Anyway, when you teleport in the grocery store, there will be a strange light flickering, and after the teleportation, you will feel dizzy and want to vomit. It's like being pregnant with a baby, and it's uncomfortable when you feel it, but you know it's happening, so you can feel at ease and continue to get dizzy and vomit. But this is more than a high-end cross-world crossing that is like teleporting and moving, and it is actually just walking out of the door of the grocery store.

The terminal set the landing coordinates of the crossing with a click, and the specific parameters of this coordinate were automatically recorded by the system at the moment when the great magister walked into the grocery store, all of which was done in the terminal and Zhang Dacai's boring balabala, which took no more than five seconds, and from beginning to end, the terminal only used a sentence to Zhang Dacai to confirm whether to cross once!

"You bad luck won't you go?"

"You're unlucky! Walk! ”

Click, confirm success.

Crossing over! This special code is crossing! Such a big thing is confirmed with such a! And counting the punctuation marks, there are a total of 24 words in the two sentences, which are related to crossing, there are a total of 4 words "can't go" and "go"! The two bastards of the special code lost more words than they spent confirming the crossing matter! Do you dare to rely on this?

Zhang Dacai said that he was very hurt, firstly, he gradually found that he could not spray the terminal, and secondly, he felt that he was not tall enough to cross. People's crossings are either wearing a device that will blow up the sky at a glance, or simply get into a device that will blow up the sky at a glance, and the equipment must also be a mix and match of Star Wars and the Matrix, otherwise it will not show the kind of forced style of the traverser, and the civilians will have a car accident by touching the electric door at all, and they can't spark all the way with lightning and at least have a kaboom! Zhang Dacai is good, being pushed from the inside of the grocery store door to the outside of the door by his own terminal. Not a single emotion could be brewed.

However, crossing is crossing, crossing successfully but failed to brew feelings Zhang Dacai This is a typical poor toss, poor toss, poor toss, but poor more toss, Zhang Dacai, who was originally poor and white, is now reduced to a standard unit of energy when he opens his eyes, and he can see a line of gay angry pink words floating in front of him without training: 'Poor toss' skills have reached the peak!

Of course, this is actually a kind of commemorative missing, just like the meaning that the eldest girl will cut off the blood-stained sheet after the first time she is happy with her lover. They don't want to see their blood coming out happily, and if they do, they have to rush to the hospital. Let them see it later and be able to come out silly because of the souvenir and the person it represents. Of course, if there is nothing clean on the sheets, then some people need to think about what they have done in the past. Whether it's because you're on pins and needles, you're out of reach, or you're in love with a wild horse, in short, trust modern medicine.

All in all, without the sense of remembrance of this broken place, Zhang Dacai felt very unhappy. Key underline: Zhang Dacai is the one who was broken. The terminal said that in the future, he was going to let Zhang Dacai go to the bus stop to bow to the bus driver, not so that he would know how to respect the hard work of the working people, but that he felt that he might be able to sober up by letting him run one stop with his head between the bus.

Zhang Dacai's crossing was completed very smoothly, in fact, this is mainly due to the special features of the Infinite Universe Grocery Store. You should remember that the raw material of the grocery store (the right word, there is nothing wrong with it) is a fragment of the universe, and the point lies in these two words. It is an independent but incomplete universe, on the same level as other universes in terms of weight, but because it is incomplete, even if it is attached to the surface of other universes, it will not collapse in pairs because of the mutual tilting of cosmic parameters. Other traversers want to enjoy this kind of convenient, fast, comfortable and efficient traversing.

For other intelligent beings, they need at least a complete set of mathematical equipment to guide the crossing operation, (including but not limited to individual information fusion and individual information integration, etc.), a set of computing equipment with super computing ability to carry out huge and unfriendly calculations (including but not limited to the calculation of cosmic parameters, conversion, etc.), and a set of safety devices, but for this group of natural guys in the grocery store, crossing is just a matter of modifying a physical coordinate anchor. All else is a grocery store, and its existence itself does the work.

After successfully completing the crossing, Zhang Dacai stood on a street full of Western European medieval style, looking at the crowd speechless, his shoulders trembled slightly, as if he was so excited that he couldn't speak, he choked up half of his salary, and then said to himself helplessly in a language that no one could understand: "It turns out that it's really not Dongmu City." ”

Although it caused a roar from the terminal, Zhang Dacai's attachment to Dongmu City finally let go after this sentence, maybe this dead heart was only temporary, but he finally moved his gaze to the present and thought seriously: "What was I just going to do?" ”

The terminal could no longer hold back his little temper, and rushed out of Zhang Dacai's bag, and then hit Zhang Dacai's face armor headlong. Soul Alloy VS Ceylon Continental Steel, obviously the terminal won more than one step. Zhang Dacai was dizzy when he was hit, mainly because once there was an echo in the closed environment of the helmet, the effect was like someone howling a microphone in his ear, and the roar of the terminal also drilled in through the gap in the visor, and then mixed with the echo of the impact, forming a terrible storm of sound where the victim was only Zhang Dacai: "Investigate, search and then go pick up the shit of the special code!" ”

"A knight of the Holy Light with a magic guide?! Demon Martial Arts Double Cultivation?! The exclamations of passers-by spread to hundreds, and after a while, a huge circle was formed, like a golden-backed gorilla running into a human city, and Zhang Dacai was surrounded by water.

"Spicy eggs." Zhang Dacai scolded in a low voice, and for the first time began to regret that he had put on a set of silver shiny knight armor in order to integrate into the local world more conveniently, "This special size is definitely much more high-profile than me wearing a T-shirt and jeans!" ”