Seeing Wen Hui bowing her head and being silent, Aunt Hua pursed her lips and said ambiguously: "If I go back to thirty years backwards, I have to chase Xiao Liang into my hands." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Zhang Abacus listened to Aunt Hua's words, glared at her angrily, and scolded: "You old and indecent thing, what bastard things you say, you are old-fashioned, and you are not afraid that people will laugh at you." ”

"Hee-hee... I'm kidding. Old man, are you jealous? Aunt Hua grinned and said, "Alas! It's a pity that I was blind when I was young, and I found such a big rob with a flowery heart. ”

Zhang Abacus rolled his eyes at Aunt Hua and reprimanded: "Don't forget, it was you who pursued me in the first place, hum!" ”

Aunt Hua said wistfully: "That's why I said I was blind at the beginning, why did I fall in love with you." ”

"It's enough for you to marry me, eat fragrant, drink spicy, no matter how you say it, it's also a village chief's wife, look at you, your eyes are on your forehead, your chin is upturned to the sky, and you're flattered so much that you don't know who your name is, aren't you satisfied?" Zhang Abacus squinted at Aunt Hua and said tauntingly.

Aunt Hua raised her eyebrows and said, "Old man, tell me, was there a flower within a radius of ten miles when I was young?" ”

Zhang Abacus nodded and said, "If you don't have a flower in ten miles, can I marry you?" ”

I looked at this pair of comical living treasures, and thought: Why did Wen Hui and I live in this house, it's really lively.

After lunch, I said to Zhang Abacus, "Village Chief, I want to talk to you." ”

The village chief followed me and Wen Hui to the wing.

I asked straight to the point: "Village chief, last night you said that Da Mei died strangely, as if she was murdered, I want to ask, do you have any suspicions?" ”

Zhang Abacus said solemnly: "Of course there is." ”

"Who?" I asked.

Zhang Abacus said: "There is a second-rate son in our village, nicknamed Tugouzi. This guy has done all the bad things, and it is a harm to Zhangjiawan. This dirt dog is forty years old and has not yet married a wife. Therefore, he plagued the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law in the village all day long. I guess: the woman he killed should have a class. ”

"Ahh Is this dirt dog so bad? "I was shocked.

"Humph! Xiao Liang, when you visit the village, I can guarantee that everything I said is true. The village chief swore an oath.

"You are the village chief, you will naturally speak realistically, I believe your words." I said.

I was secretly amused in my heart, thinking: Zhang Abacus and Tugouzi are "dog eats dog".

"In the past two years, the earth dog has been entangled with Sanmei, who is Damei's little sister, and has climbed over the wall of Damei's house every once in a while to harass others. Da Mei has rectified the soil dog once, and since then, the earth dog has hated Da Mei to the core. I suspect that the earth dog went to Da Mei's house again the night before, and he pretended to be a ghost and scared Da Mei to death. The village chief said conclusively.

"The earth dog pretending to be a ghost?" I was a little skeptical about this, and I thought: What kind of god will he pretend to be a dirt dog, what kind of hell will he do?

"Xiao Liang, this earth dog is not ordinary bad, it can be said that it is so bad that there are sores on the soles of his feet, pus on the top of his head, and he wears his head." Zhang Abacus said through gritted teeth.

Looking at the appearance of Zhang Abacus, he is not an ordinary, two-dimensional hatred for the earth dog. Thinking about it, Zhang Abacus has been salivating for Sanmei for a long time, and he had already taken off Sanmei's pants on the ground that time, and he was about to get his hands on it, but he was disturbed by the earth dog.

"Really?" I said disapprecantly.

"Xiao Liang, let me tell you something. Two years ago, Widow Zhang in our village had just died of a man, and on the night after the man's death, the earth dog deceived and raped Widow Zhang in the mourning hall. ”

"Ahh I exclaimed, and thought to myself: If this is the case, then this dirt dog is not a plaything.

Zhang Abacus told me about this in detail.

It turned out that the night after Widow Zhang's death, in the second half of the night, Widow Zhang asked her children to go to sleep, leaving her alone to keep the spirit.

Tugouzi saw this opportunity, he sneaked into the mourning hall, hid behind the coffin, and pretended to learn the voice of Widow Zhang's husband, and said, "Wife, although I am dead, my soul is not gone. I want to make out with you again, or I won't be able to close my eyes. ”

When Widow Zhang saw her dead husband speak, she was so frightened that she was like a puddle of mud, and she collapsed there unable to move.

The earth dog said, "Wife, don't be afraid. I'm your husband and won't hurt you. But you have to listen to me, or I'll take you to hell too." ”

Widow Zhang wept mournfully and pleaded, "Husband, you hooked me to the underworld, who cares about our children?" ”

The earth dog said: "Wife, if you feel sorry for the child, you have to listen to me, what I want you to do, you have to do it, obediently listen to me." ”

Widow Zhang is a timid woman, and when she heard her husband say this, she hurriedly agreed: "Husband, what do you want me to do, I will do what I do, just ask you not to hook me away." ”

"Okay." "You take a towel and cover your eyes," said the dog, "and then you strip off your clothes and sleep on the mat." ”

Widow Zhang quickly covered her eyes with a towel, and then, stripped naked, and obediently slept on the mat in front of the coffin.

Seeing that his conspiracy had succeeded, Tugouzi smirked and pounced on Widow Zhang.

Just as the earth dog was ecstasy on Widow Zhang, Widow Zhang's uncle came, and when he saw that the earth dog was insulting Widow Zhang, he was so angry that he picked up a stick and beat the earth dog half to death.

After listening to this "story", I really "admired" the earth dog. I didn't expect this bastard to have such a scheming.

"The earth dog is really bad enough." I shook my head and sighed.

"Xiao Liang, don't say anything else, just take this matter and tell me: Who can do such a lack of morality?" Zhang Abacus snorted with his nose.

"Does this dirt dog know ventriloquism?" I thought to myself: this widow is stupid enough, how could a dead man ask to do such a thing. Besides, can't you tell your husband's voice?

Zhang Abacus smacked his lips and said, "This earth dog has no other skills, but he has a special skill, that is, imitating other people's speech." And the imitation is very similar, and it is difficult to distinguish the real from the fake. ”

"Really?" I'm a little unconvinced. I thought: The village chief may be exaggerating.

"Yes. Xiao Liang, if you don't believe it, you can listen to it with your own ears, and you can let him imitate me to speak, and you will know that it is not like it when you hear it. The village chief said.

Since the earth dog has this ability, I really want to see it.

"Village chief, what do you mean: the night before yesterday, the earth dog ran to Da Mei's house again, imitated a person to speak, and scared Da Mei to death." I asked.

Zhang Abacus nodded and said, "Yes." I thought: Tugouzi must have figured out who Da Mei was most afraid of, so he imitated this person to speak, which made Da Mei feel greatly stimulated and caused sudden death. ”

"Hmph." I thought to myself: this possibility is not impossible. Since Tu Gouzi knows this trick, he is likely to imitate a person's speech and scare Da Mei to death.