Chapter Forty-Six: An Unexpected Victory
Oh no! I watched as the urine bottle in my hand was knocked out. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info This is also announcing the failure of my boy urine tactic.
Thinking that she was fine with the ghost gate I bombarded with a charm just now, it seems that only the child's urine can subdue this demon, but the tragedy is that I lost my weapon because of the smugness at this time. What a mistake.
Then how could the Yin Spirit Demon not take advantage of such a good opportunity when he saw it? So she quickly came to me and grabbed me by the neck. I was instantly lifted up by this yin spirit. I've experienced this feeling, the same feeling I had when I first met the ghost of the dead.
This feeling is really disgusting, obviously the enemy is in front of you, obviously your victim is your neck, but you just can't reach out your hand, looking at the Yin Spirit in front of me and looking at me proudly, I really want to take the slippers to her, but not only can I not lift my hand, even my eyelids are getting heavier and heavier.
In a trance, I found the feeling of going to the underworld for the first time, but I didn't want to die!
At the last moment, Liu Wenjie took his small urine bottle and slammed at this yin spirit. She should have been able to dodge it, but maybe her focus is on me right now. Without paying attention for a moment, a large hole was shot in the left shoulder. This time, it still felt like it had been splashed with sulfuric acid, and it slowly penetrated.
"Wow" The painful Yin Lingsha threw down me who had been pinched and rolled my eyes. covered his left shoulder with his hand, and then looked at Liu Wenjie viciously. And Liu Wenjie eagerly ran to my side, kept giving me comfort, and asked me, "Old Liu, how is it?" ā
"Vomit" Before I could speak, I threw up. Oh yes, this feeling is really worse than death. But before I could recover my breath, Yin Lingsha rushed towards Liu Wenjie, maybe she wanted to explode the revenge just now. Maybe she had early menopausal onset and wanted to be grateful to Liu Wenjie. After all, for so many years, she was the first to feel the opposite sex of Liu Wenjie's child's urine.
Seeing her rushing towards the two of us, I quickly pushed Liu Wenjie away. Liu Wenjie was pushed by me and staggered not far away. The Yin Lingsha's eyes turned red when he saw the enemy, and he ran around chasing Liu Wenjie. Liu Wenjie shouted as he ran, "Old Liu, you bastard!" ā
But is it my brother's temper to betray my brother at this critical juncture? The urine in my hand has been spilled, and Liu Wenjie's urine is only one bottle left. I saw him running away, and at the same time throwing urine backwards from time to time. I see it clearly, with his style of play, sooner or later he will be killed by this yin spirit scourge.
So, I took advantage of this opportunity to draw the familiar formation on my body again, and silently recited the familiar mantra in my heart. I can't help it, I'll just do these few life-saving tricks. No more coming out, we're done both.
That familiar aura came back to me, but I wasn't as frantic as I was when I first used Human Escape. Because I know that the last time I used Rendun, I fought with her and lost both. This time she's evolved again, and I'm probably not her match for the most part.
I looked at Liu Wenjie, who was urinating backwards while running, and shouted, "Brother Jie, come to me!" ā
Liu Wenjie opened his eyes and could see the "qi" around me. He knew that I had done the Three Escapes, so he ran to me with all the strength he could eat.
Just as Liu Wenjie ran towards me, the Yin Spirit chased after me stupidly.
Liu Wenjie seemed to have regarded me as a lifesaver, running fast, and when he ran in front of me, we exchanged eyes, and I winked at him.
This scene is like a classic shot of the Supreme Treasure in Journey to the West, time seems to stand still, and after a quarter of a pillar of incense, this Yin Spirit Demon will be captured by me. Because I've figured out a solution.
When I saw Liu Wenjie running in front of me, I instantly bent down. And Liu Wenjie pressed his hands on my back, like playing with a jumping goat, and jumped over me. Of course, I also suffered Liu Wenjie's "crotch humiliation".
And the moment Liu Wenjie jumped over me, I ran over the oblique side of the yin spirit at lightning speed, hugged her hands and chest with both hands, and then fell to the ground together.
Of course, there was also a certain element of luck in Yin Lingsha being controlled by me, and it was obvious that she was stunned for a moment just now. She really couldn't figure out why Liu Wenjie was so thin and so rhythmic.
Hahaha, it's done. Thank God, thank you Buddha. Thanks to Liu Wenjie, the two of us actually cooperated so tacitly, and we knew each other's intentions with just one look.
I rolled on the ground with the Yin Spirit in my arms, but I couldn't help it, her strength was too great. I can't control it at all. But I still shouted at Liu Wenjie, "Brother Jie! She's been controlled by me, take her out. ā
Liu Wenjie looked at me for a while, and for a while, the two of us were rolling on the ground, and shouted to me, "Lao Liu, can you control it, I don't know how to start!" ā
I'm also very helpless, I opened the human escape state This Yin Spirit Demon is so strong, I can control her hands, and I can still use the power of my feet to make me roll all over the ground. I can't help it. So I shouted at Liu Wenjie, "Brother Jie, don't worry about this, shoot hard." I'm not afraid of peeing anyway. ā
As soon as Liu Wenjie heard what I said, his confidence instantly came up, and he held the urine bottle as if he didn't want money. Well, it doesn't matter, I didn't run a drop and didn't shoot a drop on me. And that Yin Spirit was stunned that he didn't hit a drop.
Seeing that Liu Wenjie was so furious that he seemed to be cumming with a urine bottle, I had to shout, "Brother Jie, stop, you saw the shot, and sprayed it all on me." ā
Liu Wenjie also looked helpless, "No way, Lao Liu, who told you not to control her, I can't help it"
I control, I control your uncle. Try it, it's a brute cow.
But something even more tragic happened, that Yin Lingsha was already rolling left and right by me, and Liu Wenjie couldn't aim at it. While there he was looking, the Yin Spirit suddenly rolled to his feet and touched him.
Liu Wenjie, who was already panicked, suddenly didn't hold the urine bottle in his hand, and it fell to the ground and spilled it all.
It's really a house leak that happens to rain overnight, and it's really unlucky for people to drink cold water and stuff their teeth! Without the urine bottle, how did the two of us fight this Yin Lingsha?
Counting that I still have about three minutes to go, I shouted to Liu Wenjie, "Brother Jie, you run, let's live one of them!" Liu Wenjie heard me say this, pulled his neck and scolded me, "Get out of the calf, Liu Gen, who do you look down on?" I'm telling you that if you die, we'll both die together! ā
I already know Liu Wenjie's character after what happened last time, and I know that my good brother will not abandon me. But the urine bottle is gone, how can we still win the battle? What to do, what to do? My mind is spinning like a Hugh brother right now. The sky was dark, and my brain was even more insufficient. What should I do? Will the living be suffocated to death by urine? If only we had pee now!
Suddenly, my mind flashed, yes. I'm peeing right now. You must know that Liu Wenjie, an old virgin, has endless power in the urine of the boy, and it must be more useful than the child's urine that has been aged for a few days!
So I shouted at Liu Wenjie, "Brother Jie, hurry, pee against this yin spirit!" Liu Wenjie was obviously stunned, and asked me with a puzzled face, "What?" Lao Liu, what are you talking about? At that time, I didn't have the strength to talk to Liu Wenjie anymore, so I shouted to Liu Wenjie, "It's to let you take off your pants and pee on her now, if you don't pee, we'll both die!" ā
Liu Wenjie obviously understood what I meant, everyone was a man, and the situation was urgent, so he took off his pants after dividing them by two. Aim for the Yin Spirit!
But after waiting for a while, Liu Wenjie still didn't move. I hurriedly shouted to him, "Brother Jie, don't be afraid, I'll be fine if I pour it, as long as you keep peeing, you will pee on her sometimes." But after waiting for a while, I still didn't see Liu Wenjie start, so I shouted angrily, "Big brother, what are you doing?" What about making a wish? Pee her? ā
I saw Liu Wenjie tremblingly looking at the gloomy eggplant face on the ground, trembling and saying, "I can't pee!" ā
In fact, I don't blame Liu Wenjie, he was originally a shy person, and in the face of such an ugly yin spirit this time, it is strange that he can pee out! However, this time it involved the lives of the two of us, and the lives of the whole city after this yin spirit grew up. So I shouted at Liu Wenjie, "Brother Jie, don't take her seriously, treat her as Lin Chiling, Fan Bingbing!" her! ā
I saw Liu Wenjie close his eyes, and silently read in his mouth, "This is Fan Bingbing, this is Lin Chiling..." But there is no way to be anxious, and the more anxious you are, the more you can't pee. This is a truth.
Looking at Liu Wenjie's psychological self-suggestion in front, I put all my hopes on him, if I won, we will continue to fight monsters and upgrade, and if we lose, we will return to life. A real resurrection point.
After about a minute, a long-lost smile appeared on Liu Wenjie's face. The mouth with a flushed face silently chanted, "Sister Chiling, I'm here..."
But the yin spirit around me was not happy, she seemed to feel Liu Wenjie's eruption, desperately struggling, as soon as her hand was forced, five long nails pierced the root of my thigh.
Blood poured all over my pants in an instant. And the essence that Liu Wenjie was about to squirt out was also scared back after seeing me injured!
"Grass" I shouted! Why? Why? However, my consciousness was still clear at this time, and I was not deterred by the pain. Instead, he continued to hold on to this Yin Spirit. As if seeing the dawn of victory, the Yin Spirit smiled evilly.
However, her smile did not continue to laugh, but was frozen in this moment forever.
Because after Liu Wenjie saw that I was injured just now, he was actually scared out of a drop of urine, and this drop of urine, after flying out, happened to fall on Yin Lingxi's forehead impartially. The Yin Spirit Evil disappeared like this. Instead, I collapsed and lay on the ground.