It is said that since Pangu opened the world, heaven and earth have been separated. The pen and the fun and the pavilion www.biquge.info rise to the sky, do not change to the earth, and sink to the yin.

At the end of the world, there is a river called the Lechuan River, and there is a bridge called Lugou Bridge. There is an earthen platform called Wangxiangtai after walking through the Lugou Bridge, there is an old man selling hand-rolled noodles on the side of Wangxiang Terrace, a bowl of hot hand-rolled noodles makes you forget everything, and you are reincarnated as a ghost in the underworld.

Lugou Bridge is the boundary of this bridge and starts a new reincarnation. After eating hand-rolled noodles, I have forgotten everything, and the meeting in the underworld is just a new beginning.

Since there were ghosts in the underworld, attention has been paid to the writing of historical books. Let me start with a brief history of the underworld.

5,000 years ago in the lunar calendar, Chen Guang and Wu Sheng shouted: "The prince will have a kind of Xiangning? "It was the first peasant ghost uprising against the "Hades" in Daze Township.

Although they did not finally win the world, they dealt a heavy blow to the ruling foundation of the "Hades". In the era of separation, 666 became a rising star. In just four years, he overthrew the court of the "Hades" and finally proclaimed himself emperor in Youdu, becoming the first emperor underground.

In the years that followed, he fought in the north and south, galloped on the battlefield, and finally dominated the world.

The Han Empire gradually stabilized, and 666 wanted his son to enjoy eternal glory, so he divided the kings and formed a pattern of stars holding the moon.

Later, the power of the vassal king increased, challenging the central imperial power of 666's son 233, and the ten-year-long Seven Kingdoms Rebellion broke out.

233 reused the Pipi Shrimp to finally quell the Rebellion of the Seven Kingdoms, and for a time the Pipi Shrimp became the darling of the times, and its status was unparalleled.

But time is often a pig-killing knife, blackening the fungus and softening the plantain. Within more than ten years, the shrimp softened, and then slowly was forgotten and withdrew from the stage of history. But on the contrary, the heyday of the Han Empire was a thriving scene.

As the saying goes, when a man is rich, he becomes bad, and so does when he becomes a ghost. Not to mention a man like 233 who is rich and powerful. Full of wine and food***233, he let a large number of women enter the palace to serve him.

There are a lot of women, but I think about it all over again, but my body can't. So the women, who were not nourished by the rain and dew, began to have fornications with the guards who served them, and they even played a little game together. (Ahem, ahem, don't overthink it, they're really just playing games.) What the? They sweat, and that's because it's too hot. ）

When 233 found out, Long Yan was furious, so he took away their superfluous belongings. From then on, there were eunuchs in hell!

At that time, the crown prince 886 strongly opposed the actions of his father, 233, and considered it extremely unkind.

Hearing this, 233 smiled faintly, patted 886's shoulder and said, "When you become emperor, you will understand." After hearing this, 886 disagreed, and reprimanded his father, saying that he would never use eunuchs.

After 886 became emperor, the number of eunuchs reached the peak of the history of the Han Dynasty.

Eunuchs can effectively prevent the harem from being used by all emperors. But the negative impact is also enormous. Within a few hundred years, the Han Dynasty died at the hands of eunuchs.

At that time, local forces rose, and the underworld formed the Three Kingdoms era.

Cao Cao, 668, and Sun Quan stood on three legs. When the three of them were fighting to the death, a farmer came out of the village to thank him and burned down their home. Eventually, he will dominate the world.

Thank you for being a good emperor with great talent, which is about the same as the 233 of the Great Han. But he has an idiot son named Bu Xie.

There was a famine in one city, and someone told me about it. Bu Xie was surprised to hear that many people died of starvation, and hurriedly asked: "The people have no corn to satisfy their hunger, why don't they eat minced meat?" ”

When the minister heard this, he hurriedly said: "The emperor is far-sighted, and I can't wait for it." can only use the words of Lin Zexu, a famous minister of the previous dynasty, to praise the emperor's merits: [Gou ............]"

This is Gou's allusion.

Later, in the later years of the emperor, the Great Jin Empire broke out in the Sixteen Kingdoms Rebellion. The secluded capital is occupied, and the world is once again in chaos.

The reason for the outbreak of this war is really a dog.

Don't thank the emperor for his great change in his later years, so he married his younger brother's dog. His brother was so angry that he killed him, and the empire fell into civil strife.

This war was fought for a long time, and knowing that Yangyang appeared, he once again unified the world.

The Sui Empire, established by Yangyang, was powerful and fell within twenty years.

A new empire emerged, and that was the Tang Empire. The Tang Empire was politically enlightened, and capitalism sprouted. In the 106th year of the Tang Dynasty, Chen Sanshi invented electricity, which was a cross-era invention, and ghosts began to enter electricity.

The Tang Dynasty has contributed to the advancement of the history of the underworld, but the private lives of the emperors are too chaotic. became the talk of later generations after tea and dinner, and the second emperor of the Tang Dynasty actually married the concubine of his father.

Later, this woman, Xiao Wuwu, turned over and became the emperor and sat as the empress of the Great Zhou Kingdom for thirty years.

The Tang Dynasty existed for three hundred years before it fell.

Hades is once again divided.

Later, Zhao Da was robed and established the Dasong Empire. However, he only occupied the Central Plains, the vast grasslands. The hilly areas were not recovered. In the north a new dynasty emerged called Jinzi. (Yes, it's gold, I didn't make a typo.) ）

A country called Nanzhao appeared in the south.

Later, it was not recovered until the demise of Omatsu. But a group of people appeared in the far north, and they came murderously and occupied Jinzi, Nanzhao, and Dasong in one fell swoop. The Yuan Dynasty ruled the world.

Not long after the reunification of Dayuan, Meng Yuanzhang started an incident in his hometown and restored the original territory of Dasong. Establish a new dynasty: [Da Meng Dynasty]. Because the original capital city became a border town, Meng Yuanzhang built the capital in his hometown Jinling. After Meng Yuanzhang's death, his grandson Meng Yunwen succeeded to the throne and waved the Northern Expedition, and finally achieved unification in the 100th year of Dameng. Under the governance of Meng Yunwen, the entire Da Meng Dynasty flourished.

The second dimension, the culture of house-based corruption is quietly rising.

In just a few decades, the two-dimensional culture is like the water of the Yellow River, once it rises, it will be out of control.

In the 150th year of Dameng, Meng Yunwen went to the world to be reincarnated. His eldest son, Meng Mengda, succeeded to the throne. Meng Mengda has been deeply influenced by the two-dimensional culture since she was a child, and as soon as she came to power, she launched the "Da Meng Empire Two-dimensional Protection Law".

In order to let the two-dimensional Meng people have a place to gather, Meng Meng Da is familiar with history and learns the methods of Chen Guang and Wu Sheng in the Hades era. Let some guards shout in the dead of night: "Station B is built, Da Meng Xing!" ”

"Station B is built, Da Meng Xing!"

For a time, this slogan spread to thousands of households, and people marched on the streets, demanding the construction of Station B. So at the request of public opinion, Meng Meng reluctantly accepted it.

Station B was thus established, and it became another home for boys and girls in the second dimension.