"The old man talked about juvenile madness, cured kidney deficiency, and did not contain sugar. Brocade hat mink fur, thousands of horses with King Kang. In order to repay the city with Taishou, three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. The wine is still open, the watermelon frost, the joy of the Lang. Holding the knots in the clouds, three gold glucose. Will hold the bow like a full moon, look northwest, King Adi. Ten years of life and death, Hengyuanxiang, sheep and sheep. Come back to your hometown at night, learn foreign languages, New Oriental. Caring for each other without words, washing is healthier"

"There is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower, it means - there are so many men in the world, why do you have to like a woman!"

……

The above still belongs to the category of small freshness~~ I won't say much about the more violent.

Yellow jokes, brain teasers with pits, endless language traps, and the ever-present complaints...... Jasmine is very curious, what kind of living environment, what kind of education level, and what kind of social circle will create Xu Le as a "young man with five stresses and four beauties".

She swore that even in the place where the dominant city was full of strange things and there were many non-mainstream dogs, she had never seen such a superb person as Xu Le—such a pure and shameless person!

"Ahhh Jasmine opened her mouth and bit Xu Le's shoulder viciously. What was reciprocated was Xu Le, a slut, who was extremely disgusted and extremely shy:

"Murder of my husband~~"

"Shameless! Slut! ”

The two fell behind and did not attract much attention from others. After all, flirting or something, everyone doesn't say it's commonplace, at least it's not weird. But Jasmine was a little shy, let go of her mouth and said viciously:

"If you talk so much nonsense, I'll turn my face."

Xu Le said warmly: "Gongjin, please whip me gently~~"

“”

Under Jasmine's stern gaze, Xu Le finally closed his mouth. But it didn't take long for it to be revealed again.

"How? Isn't it boring? Let my brother and I relieve your fatigue, haha, you must follow my train of thought below. ”

The dreary atmosphere, the dead silence, and the never-dissipating ashes are like a boulder pressing down on the heart, making people breathless. Although Xu Le talks a lot of nonsense, once he shuts up, it will be a little difficult to bear this empty and silent atmosphere.

(It doesn't seem that annoying.) ）

"Hmm." Jasmine tried to lean herself into Xu Le's arms, and her movements were a little intimate, as if she didn't even notice it.

"My cousin asked me a question the other day. I don't know how to answer! I guess you must be a top student too, you can give me ideas. ”

"Your cousin? What can be the matter? ”

"He asked me, cousin, I do eye exercises at school, there are two classmates in front of me, one is a demonstration and the other is a supervision, the demonstration let us follow him, the supervisor doesn't let us open our eyes, I will deduct points as soon as I see the demonstration classmates, what should I do?"

Jasmine: "......"

"This won't work?"

Jasmine was amused by Xu Le's words and snorted noncommittally.

Xu Le may not have much ink in his stomach, but there are not a few of these messy things - in the process of taking the sister, the most nostalgic thing is the time when he wanted to refuse and welcome, and was shy and hazy~~

"Then I'll ask you another question. Have you ever drunk yogurt and often broke the straw and couldn't poke it in? Know the tricks? ”

"Huh?"

"At this time, you'd better take out the straw calmly, it's better to play with it in your hand for a while, don't look at the yogurt with your eyes, pretend to be nothing, and then poke it while it's not paying attention!"

"Haha......"

……

Xu Le: "Have you seen Journey to the West?" ”

Jasmine: "I've seen it! I used to put it on every winter and summer vacation. ”

Xu Le: "Do you know what Journey to the West is upside down?" ”

"What?"

Xu Le coughed, his voice hoarse and low, and said slowly:

"If you look at Journey to the West upside down, it's actually more exciting. Rulai sent four masters and apprentices to take the eight heavenly books and the little white dragon to the Tang Dynasty to preach, and encountered all kinds of monsters along the way, and found that they all had a back/platform, no matter how evil they did, they were not punished, Bajie and Sha Seng felt that it was too dark, and they had no choice but to hide in Gao Laozhuang, and the other drilled into the quicksand river, only Wukong insisted on justice and killed demons all the way to escort the master to the east to preach. ”

"As a result, the heavenly court couldn't bear Wukong anymore and reached an agreement with Rulai - we can guarantee that Tang Sanzang will arrive in Chang'an safely, but you have to do the thorn in the head of Sun Wukong, Rulai agreed, under the conspiracy, the white dragon was seriously injured and fell into the mountain stream, Wukong was defeated and was crushed under the Wuzhi Mountain, but Tang Sanzang abandoned Sun Wukong, came to Chang'an alone, finished preaching in Chang'an, was named the royal brother, enjoyed the glory and wealth, and died a righteous life."

In this way, after five hundred years, Wukong finally escaped from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, without saying a word, turning the heavenly court upside down, and the heavenly court was forced to reluctantly promise to let Zhu Bajie turn into a human body, and be named the marshal of Tianpeng, and the sand monk was named the general of the rolling shutter, as long as they can kill Sun Wukong. Finally, in the end, Wukong, who was disheartened because of fratricidal brotherhood, went to find the Bodhi Patriarch to solve his doubts, and then he sealed the cultivation, and threw the Ruyi golden hoop stick into the East China Sea to turn into a Dinghaishen needle, returned to Huaguo Mountain, and accompanied the monkey monkey grandson to live an ordinary life, and finally turned into a stone on the top of Huaguo Mountain~~"

Jasmine: "......"

……

Xu Le: "Have you learned "Silent Night Thoughts"? How to translate? ”

Jasmine blinked: "It's probably homesickness!" ”

Xu Le snorted and said:

The translation goes like this: There was a girl named Mingyue in front of the bed, who had been stripped naked, and her skin was as white and tender as hoarfrost on the ground. Raising her head to look at the slippery bright moon girl, she lowered her head and couldn't help but think of her hometown. And its appreciation should also be like this: this poem reflects the poet's ambivalence as a normal man, working alone in other places, looking for flowers and willows. ”

Jasmine: "......"

Just as Jasmine thought, almost no one knew why Xu Le was able to store so many boring but interesting things in his mind.

But it is these boring but somewhat interesting things that can sometimes make the tired self, the sleepy self, feel a little bit of simple relaxation.

Life is actually a very heavy topic, and we are powerless to change it, but we must learn to be happy in the midst of suffering, and not to be bound by sadness and decadence.

Thankfully, Xu Le has mastered many ways to make his life fun

The girl is also one of them.

The perspective turned back to Lin Xiao's side.

As mentioned above, the monsters in Silent Hill can't be killed, and in fact, the vast majority of supernatural horror worlds can't be settled by a large number of people.

Although Lin Xiao had learned the great alchemy technique from the Master, he did not have the ability to refine the entire Silent Hill World. So from the very beginning he was going to split up and take some extreme measures

At this time, he had come to the source of the most terrifying evil in Silent Hill, Xigang Hospital.

Although the structure of the hospital corridor in front of it is no different from the real building on the ground...... But the oppressive atmosphere, the dreary air, and the utter darkness all point to the source of terror.

With the help of the strong light emitted by the waterproof LED flashlight in his hand, Lin Xiao explored forward little by little, he was even a little curious, the dark red wall was slowly twitching, and when he touched it lightly with his hand, there was a feeling of sticky and warm warmth. If it weren't for the fact that this was a hospital, Lin Xiao would almost have wondered if he had entered the body of a certain creature, and he was now stroking the internal organs of this creature?

"Well, this should be the bottom floor of the hospital, which is the first floor...... Alesha's intensive care unit is located in the top left corner of the sixth floor on the top floor...... Well, I should find the stairs......"

The staircase of this hospital was not far from the main entrance of the hospital, and Lin Xiao quickly found it, and the process was very smooth, and Lin Xiao didn't even encounter any weird coffee. Of course, this is not a good thing for him, because his real goal is not to become an exorcist, if possible, he wants to complete his first plan before he comes into contact with the demon Alesa head-on.

Looking at the dark staircase at the end of just a few meters away, which couldn't even be penetrated by light, Lin Xiao shook his head and smiled bitterly, what else, even if he knew that this place was extremely strange, could he still turn around and leave...... Let's not say that, the previous hard work will be in vain, even if he can return to that elevator, can the great demon Alesa be kind enough to start the elevator again and send him back......

What are you kidding, it's still the right thing to do if you find a way to get the plan done.

But when Lin Xiao had just raised his foot and was about to step on the steps, he suddenly turned his head again and looked at the hospital gate behind him. Lin Xiao was suddenly very curious...... Outside that door, what would be there?

There is no doubt that just like Silent Hill divides the "surface world" and the "inner world", when the elevator he took began to descend, he had already entered another "Xigang" hospital, so what was there to be outside the gate of this hospital?

When you open that door, you'll see solid earth and stone? Or is it endless darkness? Or is it simply a hell of blood and lava?

As the saying goes, curiosity kills a cat.

Of course, Lin Xiao also knew this allusion, and in the same way, he also knew that it was best for him not to touch that door, but when real curiosity emerged in his mind, how many people could control the thirst/desire in his heart?

After hesitating slightly, Lin Xiao slowly pushed open the door. Then darkness swallows it up

As his eyes adjusted to the light, he found himself lying on a bloodstained hospital bed. His limbs were locked in black bloodshots, and above his head was a bright chandelier. Other than that, there was nothing, and it was dead silent.

Closing his eyes and muttering for a moment, Lin Xiao quietly waited for the arrival of "change".

Syllable...... Syllable...... Syllable...... Syllable......

I don't know how long later, suddenly there was a slow but heavy footstep sound from the hallway outside the door.

The footsteps were loud and high-pitched, and it was obvious that the person was wearing a pair of high heels, but judging from the interval between the steps, the way the person walked was not normal, as if he was suffering from epilepsy, or had just learned to walk, and it looked particularly strange in the dead corridor.

Lin Xiao sighed: "Okay, I've already guessed what it is~~"