Chapter 239: Fire and Water

The three of us let the terracotta scurry around like a rabbit. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info "Viagra, it's not okay to go on like this." The second fat panted and said, "I really can't run." ”

Don't talk about him, my legs are already weak. "Second fat, burn him!" I said as I ran.

"Fireballs are useless against this." The second fat mouth said that his hand was not slow, and the fireballs "clang" smashed on the terracotta warriors one after another, and it didn't take long for the terracotta warriors to turn red all over their bodies, and I felt like I was about to be roasted two meters away from this goods.

"Viagra, your trick doesn't work, if it goes on like this, I guess we'll be burned to death first." Li Qiankun also complained.

"What do you know?" I saw that the heat was almost up and quickly ordered the two of them, "Have you studied physics?" What happens when a hot object suddenly encounters cold water? ”

Li Qiankun's eyes lit up, "It's going to explode!" I nodded triumphantly.

The second fat said with a sad face: "You can pull it down, can you look around and see if there is a drop of water here?" Could it be that we spit on him? ”

Heck, I really forgot about the water when I was on fire. Yes, I unleashed my belt as I ran. "You don't want to bribe him with yourself, do you?" The second fat muttered.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and take urine to nourish him!" I shouted as I turned around and peed on the terracotta, and the two of them quickly took off their pants when they heard me. Alas, in the end, I am old, I think that viagra that was ten miles away from the wind is almost wetting my shoes now. Just as I was sighing, the terracotta warrior swung at me with a knife, and my hand shook in fright, and it happened to be on his leg. As soon as the urine touched the red legs of the terracotta warriors, it immediately made a "zizi" sound and turned into a choking white mist.

With a "click", the soldier's legs broke in the middle, and the creature was holding a knife when a vicious dog fell to the ground. Erfat and Li Qiankun hurriedly surrounded him, twisted their waists and shot at the terracotta warriors who fell to the ground, and puffs of mist came out of the terracotta warriors' bodies, and the sound of "click" came and went. It didn't take much effort for the shell of the terracotta warriors to shatter into a pile of broken tiles, revealing the black body inside, and Li Qiankun single-handedly took him out, but he was just a lonely ghost.

"Boy, there's still this thing, let one more out, your fat man's pee hasn't finished peeing yet!" The second fat came to his senses and shouted at the middle-aged man. A hint of anger flashed across the man's face, and he took out a string of small copper bells from his arms and waved them and was about to rush up.

"Kishida-kun, don't be impulsive!" Inoue Hongyi stretched out his hand to stop him, turned around and said to me with a smile: "Liu Sang, in fact, we don't want to be your enemy, our onmyoji is to subdue demons and eliminate demons and protect the world. ”

This is also to coax the ghost, if Lao Tzu hadn't hid quickly just now, the terracotta warriors would have to chop off the root of my life. Seeing that I didn't speak coldly, Hiroshi Inoshita hurriedly said: "Liu Sang, we really don't have any malicious intent, so let's do it, we don't want the knife you said, but please return that monster to me, and we will leave China." ”

I looked at the one-eyed monster standing in place and shivering, thought about it, nodded in agreement, such a little thing is estimated that even Ma Hanmin can't beat it, these Japanese onmyoji seem to be poor.

Seeing that I agreed, Hiroki Insubi took out something like a compass from his arms, flicked his fingers on it a few times, and said in his mouth: "Receive!" The one-eyed monster turned into a black light and flew into the compass.

"Viagra, just let them go?" The second fat said stupidly.

"So what do you say?" I gave him a blank look, "Kill the three of them here?" That's a diplomatic affair. I walked over and picked up the katana and threw it at Erfat, "That's what we're trying to do." ”

Just as I was about to leave, I suddenly found that these Japanese were in a hurry to leave, and the wooden stick with the copper bell was still thrown on the ground.

Sure enough, without taking two steps, I saw Hongyi running back in a hurry again, "Liu Sang, have you seen my royal skewers?" ”

Without waiting for me to speak, Er Fat pointed to the east and said, "Is it that thing like a wooden stick?" A wild dog came running over and ran over there with that thing in its mouth. Hiroki Inosita gave me a suspicious look, gritted his teeth, and ran east.

"You're a wild dog." I kicked him in the ass in a huff.

Back at the hotel, I handed the katana to Old Man Li, "Okay, the evil spirit on this knife has been cleared, and I'll hand it over to you." The old man pulled out his knife and looked at it, and the old man burst into tears, "It's all Chinese's blood." ”

"Not necessarily, maybe it's the chicken blood smeared by these devils to give themselves courage." The second fat interjected.

I glared at him fiercely and asked Old Man Li, "Are you ready for the scarecrow?" ”

The old man touched the knife in his hand and said, "How can it be so fast, Xiaoyanagi and they are looking all over the field, and it is estimated that it will be tomorrow." However, the venue is a bit troublesome, and I can't find a suitable place. ”

I was worried, Mr. Li suddenly said: "Why don't you just be in our hotel, we have a performance hall on the first floor, which can seat 300 people." ”

"Thank you so much." I said quickly.

"Anyway, my hotel is going to be changed into an anti-Japanese theme park, so this can be regarded as a hot spot." Mr. Li said quietly.

I was woken up early the next morning by a knock on the door, and as soon as the door opened, several young men stood in the doorway with a scarecrow in their arms. "Let's put it all in the performance hall on the first floor." I said to Liu Cunzhi. It is estimated that his second uncle is going to perform on stage, and the young man is full of energy, so he agreed and ran downstairs with a scarecrow.

"Are you reliable with this spell?" Watching Li Qiankun paste talisman paper on the scarecrow one by one, I asked a little worriedly.

"I haven't tried it either, so I'll just come along." The kid didn't look up and said, "Okay, let them all get in, I'm ready to do it." ”

I glanced at Li Yiman, "Are you ready?" The little girl nodded, beckoned to the more than twenty ghosts behind her, and got into the scarecrow one after another.

Li Qiankun hurriedly took out a piece of talisman paper and burned it in the air, shaking the copper bell in his hand and chanting: "Lingbao Tianzun, comfort the body." The soul of the disciple is the five internal organs. The green dragon and the white tiger, the team battles are varied; Suzaku Xuanwu, guard me really. Haste as a law. The runes on the scarecrow's body glowed yellow, and it wasn't long before they turned into human shapes one by one.

It seems that he hasn't felt the feeling of the flesh for a long time, and a few young men excitedly You touch me and I will beat you, Li Qiankun hurriedly said: "Be careful, this is all made of grass, beware of breaking it!" ”