Chapter 18: Tricks (2)
Looking at her again, her hair is scattered, her face is sticky with soil, and her skirt is torn, how embarrassed she is, and she looks very funny. www.biquge.info I couldn't help laughing and bending over, tears flowed out, and even my stomach hurt with laughter. Although it seems a little unkind to laugh at this time, you can't blame me, it's really funny.
When I finally laughed enough to straighten my waist, seeing that she was still holding the door like a little bear cub and not letting go, a pair of phoenix eyes glared at me angrily, so I couldn't help but tease her: "Why can't you come down yet, do you still want me to take you down?" I'm a monk, don't force me to break the vows? ”
"Phew, who wants you to hug!" The willow eyebrows are upside down, and it seems that he is not lightly angry.
"Okay, then you can come down by yourself." I deliberately took her army.
"I'm not going to come down! Who knows what the hell you're going to do in a while, little villain? ”
"Don't come down, do you? Alright, you can stay up there, I'm leaving, you can stay here and be the door god for me! After saying that, he turned around and made a gesture to leave.
"You ......" I saw that her eyes were round, and her small teeth were clenched, but she only said the word "you" and couldn't go on, and it was not good to tease her anymore, so I gestured to her and said, "In this way, I will help you pull the door back, the ground at the door is safe, and there are no thorns." You've been here for a long time, so you should know that I didn't lie to you, so you can come down here. ”
The girl's eyes were obviously hesitant, and it took a long time before she pretended to say in a loud voice: "Then, then what are you waiting for?" Not hurry? ”
I laughed, and said in my heart that I was still so reckless at this point, and refused to show weakness, and my mouth was really strong.
Pulling the half of the door that hung on her hard, the girl was finally willing to put her feet on the ground, but as soon as she hit the ground, she screamed. I hurriedly reached out to help her, trying to help her in to see the injury. But she looked timid, glanced inside, and asked timidly, "Is it okay for me to go in?" "I wondered where that began.
When she saw that I didn't speak, I helped her through the door. After entering the door, he did not go in a hurry, but only took a pair of eyes to look left and right curiously, and kept looking.
The most incredible thing in my room is the scroll that hangs on the wall. Sure enough, she finally set her eyes on it, as if she was very afraid, and sat straight back, refusing to go any further.
It seems that that the thing really has a certain deterrent power for such evils, so it is not difficult for her, so he took a futon for her to sit down and help her take off her shoes and socks. When he saw that both of his feet were pierced, he said to her, "Wait a minute, I'll go and get you some medicine for gold sores." She looked at me in some surprise, didn't say anything, and let me go.
When I returned, I saw her still sitting in the distance, her neck stretched out, looking at her.
I drugged her feet, bandaged them, and put them on her shoes, apologizing for my actions. Her hand was also pricked with a lot of small eyes, and I was also given medicine. She always stared at me with a pair of dark phoenix eyes and watched me busy, until I was all done, she snorted with satisfaction, and said delicately: "Hmph, for your sake, I will forgive you." ”
"Why do I want you to forgive? You're the one who picks things up first, okay? I immediately flipped it over, and I was very unhappy with her self-righteous behavior.
Unexpectedly, she angrily ruffled the hair scattered in front of her forehead, and pointed with her hand, "You little monk is also too deceitful, but you should tell me, who did this?" ”
When I looked at it, there were two big red and swollen bags on my head. One of them I knew that I was beaten, and the other wanted to slander people, but I didn't do it, so I said confidently: "I only recognize one, and the other has nothing to do with me, and that one is still your own fault!" ”
"You, you," the girl turned red with anger and pointed at me with her finger, "I've never seen you so unreasonable, angry old lady!" ”
"Hey, who do you say you're going to be?" I was also anxious and jumped up, "I can tell you, auntie, although I am an abandoned baby who has no mother, I am also disciplined, and not everyone can call themselves an old lady in front of me!" ”
"I've lived for more than 800 years, why can't I call myself an old lady?"
The girl in front of her became angry, I don't know if what she said is more than 800 years old, if that is the case, she has really lived so old in vain, and she has no cultivation at all. I choked her unceremoniously: "If you really live for more than 800 years, you should know that you must have a solid basis for what you say, and you can't just wronged people!" ”
I guess she has never seen me like this in all her years, and she was so angry that she rolled her eyes, and even her lips trembled, and she stared dryly and couldn't speak. I said in my heart, where is this, isn't it? But in line with the compassion of the monks, it did not add fuel to the fire.
She was angry, and she slowed down for a long time before saying: "You, you said, the night before yesterday, people were refining their own Dan well, and they didn't recruit anyone and didn't provoke anyone, but you were good, you ran over and shocked people without saying anything, and beat people with stones!" Now you don't admit it or say it, and you still hit a target, you are too bullying! ”
I said, why did you get into such a mess, it seems that it's really my business. I suddenly apologized, "I'm sorry, auntie, you really don't know that you are refining the pill, and I really don't know that the kicked stone hit you." Think about it, the grass grows taller than me, how can I see you? Right? So, I didn't mean to hit you. I kid you not, I really didn't mean to! It's true, I dare to swear to the Buddha. ”
"Eh, why are you so rude, little monk, who do you call aunt? Am I that old? "It's really strange for a woman, I said a lot of hard things, and when I heard that I was called "auntie" and everything else, I was not happy to be anxious.
"Didn't your old man just say that you are over 800 years old? I'll call you Auntie, then you're still younger! Master taught me that you can't be rude! ”
I stalked with my neck straight. Although it is true that calling her "aunt" is a bit of a desire to disgust her, but, hum, if you want to take advantage of me, there is no door!