Forty-two Bu made a fortune, three thieves and ghosts were worried, and thirteen
Although the lights were lit in the courtyard, after all, it was the third watch in the middle of the night, and he couldn't see it clearly, so he subconsciously dodged back, and those things flashed in front of Niu Erzhu, and threw straight at the people who were still fighting.
In a panic, Da Shao didn't see clearly what the person was spilling out, but when he raised his nose and smelled it, a thick aura rushed straight to his head, Niu Erzhu's heart moved, and he secretly wondered: "What is this?" Could it be that Baojiaxian is making a mystery again? ”
Press Niu Erzhu not to mention, just talk about those spectators who are fighting with each other, these people are different from Niu Erzhu, most of them are helpless, but they are even sober, even if they can't react, they can also avoid evil with instinct, but these people don't even know who they are now, where do they know to dodge?
As soon as this thing arrived, black smoke rose from all the visitors, and their whole bodies convulsed for a while, and they fell to the ground one after another, foaming at the mouth, unconscious, and those who were not drenched also stopped moving, dumbfounded, like a fool!
Niu Erzhu was surprised, what the hell is going on, what kind of treasure is this person holding in his hand, it is so effective? The man spilled something out of his hand, and didn't say much, but just stood to the side, panting, and looked very angry. Da Shao is not much better than those wood-carved clay men now, not to mention the door, he can't even find a side, and when he lifted the air death lamp in a panic, he was immediately stunned.
But I saw a person standing under the oil lamp, with a face full of meat, wearing a tight little coat, unkempt hair, sleepy eyes, and looking like he had just crawled out of the bed, although this person was angry, but he was a woman, but this appearance was not flattering, as if he was vicious, and he was not much better than the little devil in the temple!
Looking at her hand again, she was carrying a bright and shiny urinal, and the basin was steaming, and she knew that there was a lot of stock at a glance. The woman splashed urine on everyone, still unconsciously relieved, and was putting one hand on her waist, shaking her fat body, pointing at Niu Erzhu and others and scolding.
Don't look at Niu Erzhu, who is usually very clever, is also stupid when he encounters this kind of confusing thing, so that the woman pointed to her nose and roared for a long time, and finally understood that there was a reason, and the other party was a woman, and he was embarrassed to talk back, so he had to swallow his anger, and he was careful to pay attention to others, and waited for the woman to be a little less popular, and then carefully asked the root cause.
Although this woman is fierce, she is also sincere, seeing that Niu Erzhu is respectful, half of her anger has already disappeared, and she does not hide it, and explains the reason for the matter in detail. Ghost Silent 63
It turns out that this inn is opened by a husband and wife, the boss is an honest man, three sticks can't beat a fart, this woman is the boss's wife, don't look at it as a female streamer, but it is more spicy than the average man who runs the rivers and lakes, there is no one she is afraid of in the world, and no one in the neighborhood dares to provoke. These two have recently had a son, stocky, white and fat, the couple love like a pearl in the palm of their hands, that is really afraid of falling off their heads, and they are afraid of melting in their mouths.
This fat boy is all good, there is one thing, he loves to cry, especially at night, a cry is a night, the two of them are tired during the day, and they can't sleep well at night, and their son is still young, so he has no choice but to sigh for a long time, hoping that his son will be sensible as soon as possible.
On this day alone, the fat boy was abnormal, sleeping more peacefully than usual, the two of them finally breathed a sigh of relief, and lay down early after dinner, planning to sleep well and relieve fatigue, it was quite good at first, the fat boy slept very sincerely, and the thunder did not wake up, the couple was busy for a day, and they were also snoring like thunder, and they all met Zhou Gong for a while.
The family was sleeping soundly, and in the middle of the night, there was a sudden sound in the house, as if something had come in, and the woman was naturally alert, but she slept no more, and then she woke up.
Although the proprietress is spicy, she is a little scared at this time, this woman is different from men, the same night walk, men and women may be afraid, but men are generally afraid of ghosts, women are generally afraid of people, you don't believe it, try it, men walk the night road, and someone behind is definitely not afraid, that is called multiple people and multiple companions, and there is a backing for ghosts.
But if it's a woman, walking down the aisle in the middle of the night, someone coming from behind, not far away, not close to follow, you want to go, the woman is absolutely scared half to death, it's better to have no one in the wilderness.
When the proprietress heard the movement, the first thing she thought of was that there was a thief at home, she was so frightened that her whole body was numb, and she could hardly move, so she stabbed her husband and asked him to go down to see, who knew that the boss had not yet figured it out, and there was a green fire on the ground under the kang, and the flames flickered and flickered to the kang, and the two of them were so frightened that they didn't dare to come out, they thought it was haunted, and they saw that the green fire was about to float to the kang, and suddenly something flashed on the edge of the kang, and with a poof, the green fire was extinguished.
The two of them are wondering, look at the edge of the kang, and suddenly involuntarily read the Buddha, it turned out that there was a merchant in the city during the day, the husband and wife felt sorry for their son, and bought a mud tiger for their son to play, the green fire was originally aimed at the child, the god made the ghost poor, and hit the mud tiger head-on, people who are a little older know that the mud tiger is made of cement, and the outside is colored with cinnabar, and it is a serious thing that can drive away evil spirits, and the green fire hits it, can it be good?
The couple breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that they had escaped a catastrophe, the boss trembled and got off the ground, lit an oil lamp, and looked around with the light, and was suddenly frightened, but saw a thing lying on the ground of the house, like a beast but not a beast, like an insect and not an insect, with long legs under the body, dense, like human hair, looking at it makes people's hearts numb.
The boss had goosebumps, and when he was at a loss, the thing's body shook, and it actually flew up in the air and hit the child on the kang. The boss is just afraid, the old man has a son, and the pain is the same as the heart and liver baby, how can there be a reason to stand by and watch, so he took a broom and followed the direction of the thing.
The boss hit it very hard, but unfortunately there was no accurate head, this broom went down, the insects did not fight, but the mud tiger on the edge of the kang was pulled to the ground, and it was smashed with a snap, the thing missed for the first time, and it was afraid of this mud tiger, and now it was destroyed, and it was following its will, and the body twisted, dodged the broom, and snapped, impartially, just fell on the child's head.
The boss suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, I don't know if this thing is poisonous, the child is so small, if he is bitten, won't it be over, in a hurry, the boss doesn't care if the insect will bite, stretch out a hand, and scratch the child's head.
The two of them thought that this grab, the thing had to fall, who knew that as soon as the hand touched, the thing desperately drilled into the flesh, the husband and wife were unprepared, a little stunned, the thing actually got into the child's head, and disappeared in a blink of an eye!
The two of them were dumbfounded, at this time they really wanted to cry without tears, they just got such a son, and they encountered this kind of thing, a child who eats, he doesn't understand anything, and now he is still alive. The old couple didn't take a breath, and they were almost about to faint at that time. Who knew that the child's body suddenly twitched, and in the tearful eyes of his parents, he slowly opened his eyes.
"Splash them with pee!" This baby, who was less than two months old and couldn't even crawl, suddenly opened his mouth and said in an old-fashioned manner?? Ghost Silent 63
Forty-three, Bu Fa Cai Three Thieves and Ghosts See Sorrow (14)
The two of them were so frightened that they almost didn't collapse to the ground, do you think, a child who was only one or two months old, dared to bite two bites when he saw a dog, and suddenly opened his mouth to speak, and it was the middle of the night, can it not be scary? Although the old lady is usually spicy, in the end she is a woman, she can't move at that time, although the boss is not bluffing, at this time, she can't show too much cowardice, after all, a big man, a little stronger than a woman, cleared his throat at the moment, and asked in a trilling voice: "What?" Child, you ...... What do you say? ”
"Splash them with pee!" The child said again, but this time it was different from the previous meeting, the baby had already gotten up at some point, sat down under the covers, looked at his parents with two dark eyes, and said in a hoarse tone.
The husband and wife listened really this time, the child really spoke, and the tone was low, just like an old man in the middle of his life, there is no immaturity that a baby should have, the two of them are a little stronger than just now, at least the brain can be circled, the boss lady of these two people is a little smarter, poked her husband, and said in a low voice: "Is our son evil?" ”
reminded the boss in one sentence, I have never heard that the children in the moon can talk and sit, what is this not evil? And this evil must be related to the strange insects in Fangcai, this problem is found, and the two of them are also worried, there is no shortage of anything in the military food city, that is, there is a lack of gentlemen who will see evil diseases, there is a person in the west of the town who can not be at home all the year round, even if he is at home, he is also a second knife, and he has no real skills at all!
The old couple was at a loss, and when the boy saw that they were not moving, he still opened his mouth, and repeated the words again, and this time without pause, sentence after sentence, endlessly, and said a word, and then he flushed the oil lamp and worshipped, and the flames of the oil lamp were scattered, and in a short time it was a few feet high, and it was about to burn the roof a few points higher.
At this moment, there was a commotion outside, and the people living in the hotel ran outside with a grunt, and went straight to Niu Erzhu and a few guys.
Most of these people can't sleep in the middle of the night and are attracted by the sound of the yard, and some of them sleep like dead dogs, but in the middle of the night suddenly feel the dazzling eyes in front of them, and at the same time the body is so hot that they can't do it.
It didn't matter if it was bustling outside, the child didn't worship anymore, and the flames of the oil lamp fell vigorously, and in the blink of an eye it was only the size of a bean. He didn't bow down here, and the guests who thought they were on fire suddenly turned black, and they could no longer see the flames that rushed to the sky. Although the child no longer worships the oil lamp, his mouth is never idle, and he still keeps saying that sentence, and the more he speaks, the faster he speaks, and later, he doesn't even breathe, and his face turns purple, and he still can't stop talking.
The old couple looked at it, this is not good, if it goes on like this, there is no need for anything else, the child can be suffocated to death, the couple has this one baby bump, can you not feel distressed, the boss glared at the boss, and had the heart to obey the child's wishes, to see what it could do, but at this time the boss was still frightened, and he couldn't move the place at all, and secondly, he didn't know who the child was referring to, and he was really in a dilemma for a while.
Listening to the more and more noisy outside, the child also became more and more anxious, and the husband and wife were so worried that they didn't even have a rut, and they even had the heart to die. At this time, the child's eyes rolled, and his voice suddenly became more than several times higher, and his little hand pointed out, and shouted vigorously: "Splash them with urine!" Then he closed his eyes tightly and turned over and lay down, but even when he was unconscious, his mouth turned over and over again, it was still the same sentence!
It is said that being a mother's most distressed son, this is not false at all, the same is her own child, being a father is not the same as being a mother, the mother is the most soft-hearted, at the critical moment, it is for the sake of her children and daughters, this boss lady looks like she wants to go on like this, she must not be able to live here, it is better to fight according to what he said, and see how it is! This woman is also fierce and habitual, the entire military food city is famous, and when it comes to an emergency, she takes out her usual ruthlessness!
The woman turned over and got off the kang, picked up her son's urinal, opened the door in a hurry, and saw that under the starlight, in the yard, no less than fifty or sixty people were fighting, and there was a teenager standing next to him who was pretending to be in a circle, although the woman didn't know what was going on, but the situation was urgent, and she didn't have time to think about it.
Ladies and gentlemen, this urine is not ordinary, the boy's urine in the monthly class, that is the boy's urine that is like a fake, if you want to talk about the effect of driving away evil spirits, you are the Jade Emperor, the magic weapon of the Buddha can not be compared. And this time suddenly, everyone lost their minds again, splashed inappropriately, just at the right time, not to mention splashing a few urine spots, that is, smelling the smell, at that time was also a dizziness, and fell to the ground.
The woman was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that her son was still unconscious, and she didn't care about the life or death of this group of people, so she threw the urinal into the yard and rushed all the way to the door of her house!
Press the boss Nian not to mention it, just talking about Niu Erzhu, he also made this crazy woman stunned, don't explain what's going on, I don't even know which one she is. The young man was like a fool for a long time, and suddenly he was afraid of his brain, now is not the time to pursue these, the mouse spirit magic has succeeded, and now I don't know how, it is related to the success or failure of this trip, but I can't let it take the opportunity to slip away!
Da Shao followed the original path and looked into the corner, but fortunately, the mouse hadn't left yet, and was still lying in place, but now he was motionless, and he didn't know what tricks he was playing. Niu Erzhu didn't dare to make a mistake, afraid of falling into this thing, picked up a stone, threw it in, no response, got a branch, carefully poked it in, still did not move, but Niu Erzhu tried it, but he noticed it, this feel is not right!
Whether it is a human or a beast, it must have shape and quality, flesh and blood, and it is not normal to lack anything, but Niu Erzhu just stabbed it and found that there is something missing from this mouse, and it is the most important thing - flesh and blood!
After trying it out, the mouse was all bones except for a layer of skin on the outside!
Da Shao is suspicious, still a little unbelieving, he has encountered countless things since he was a child, but he has never seen such strange things. Niu Erzhu saw that the rat spirit was motionless, and his courage was a lot stronger, so he put the branch in his hand for the second time.
Niu Erzhu stabbed, yes, this thing is really a little wrong. Niu Erzhu put his heart horizontally, put his doubts and fears behind, inserted the branch under the stomach of the mouse, and struggled to pick it up, only to listen to the hula, a huge fur rose in response, trembling on the branch, and then looked at the mouse, except for a glittering skeleton of a golden melon, there was nothing else! Could it be that this thing is a dead thing? Niu Erzhu said suspiciously-by:87942204368064376|160->