On Centaur Island, there is a group of happy funny monkey girls. The monkey girls were not convinced, "The demon girls who say that we are comics are all comics." ”

The Buddha said: The dog looks at the feces, and the looks at the dog as stool.

Regard people as good and evil, and live from good and evil.

The leader of the monkey girls is a 140 cm tall female monkey of the Young Zhuang faction. The female monkey king, when she defeated the previous female monkey king, had no other purpose, in order to be able to better prepare for the breeding operation with the strong and powerful male monkeys, how could she give birth to cubs if she did not breed. The strange thing is that the new female monkey king, night after night to push the male monkey on the shelf, circle and fork, it stands to reason that the little monkey should also grow up in the belly of the female monkey king, the reality is that the female monkey king is still the monkey king with monkey cubs.

The sister of the female monkey king, Tao, is six fat and self-esteemed monkey girls, who claim to be the Seven Fairies. Composed of sisters Tao. The seven fairies, advancing and retreating together, hooked up with the rich and handsome among the male monkeys. The female monkey king, the monkey girls call it the big m, the big m also has a biological sister, the monkey lady calls it the little m, in addition, there are Xuanxuan, Bichi, Wei Wei, Hou Pei, Kawadai, a total of seven female monkeys who think they have a good feeling. Since Big M became king, her attitude towards her sister Tao has been different, of course, her own sister, Xiao M, still has a good relationship with her sister, and their two sisters are the flower and dominate the monkey entertainment program on Centaur Island. Bichi, because of his two long legs, often wears black. Silk, specializing in hooking up with rich male monkeys, regardless of whether the other party's big knife is OK or not, forcibly has a pure relationship with men and women, and has been dumped repeatedly, repeatedly claiming that "people are still virgins." ”

Xiao M saw that his sister was worried, and thought, yes, after my sister became the mother monkey king, she has been worried about having no offspring, since I am her good sister, I should share my worries for my sister, since my sister can't give birth to cubs, I want to replace my sister to breed with his little white-faced monkeys, and after giving birth to cubs, pass them on to my sister, in this way, the problem will be solved. Xiao M, who had made up his mind, took advantage of the dark moon and the high night, slipped on the soles of his feet, and trotted all the way to his sister's Monkey King's palace. Actually, it's a bird's nest in a big tree.

Under the dim moon, Xiao M saw her sister in a circle with her strong little white-faced monkey, Ah Da.

But Xiao M was surprised by why, why her sister's taste is so heavy, and people play chrysanthemums. Oh yes! Xiao M instantly understood her eldest sister M, why she didn't give birth, can she give birth to cubs, Sister Big M, do you dare not play with that.

The tearful little M lay in the grass excitedly, without blinking his eyes, observing the crazy hobby of the big m. What a wild and uninhibited sister, Xiao M is not convinced, and he must learn from his sister.

Although I know the reason, Xiao M is not good to say directly to her sister, the new female monkey king Da M, who explains the reason why she can give birth to cubs at 8, and is ashamed to say it. Xiao M plays very openly on the surface, but in her bones she is a very traditional monkey girl.

It's the day.

The weather is clear, the wind is smooth.

Monkey girls get together. Big M sat on her monkey throne, looking down at the monkey girls under the tree, Big M sighed in his heart, don't bully the girl to be poor, thirty years in bed and thirty years in bed.

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you have something to do, you should play early, and you will retire if you have nothing to do. The mourning family is unwell today, thinking that it is due to the wind and cold. ”

Ma Yao Monkey Niang stepped forward and said, "Dumb King, I have something to say!" ”

Da M glanced at the horse roast monkey lady and asked, "Qing family, what do you want to play?" ”

Ma Roast Monkey Niang said: "Stay King, I recently brewed a fine wine, and I gave this wine a nice name: Ma Roast Monkey Wine." I don't know if you can stay in the king, do you think it's okay? ”

Big m oh oh, I can't imagine that the technology of horse roast monkey girl brewing has improved again, reward!! Da M immediately issued a holy decree, "Fengtian carrier, the king said: Today, there are monkeys and horses burning, working in wine, in the past, the god of wine does not come out, the monkeys do not slacken, respectfully, seek three volumes of secret recipes, monkey girls and horses burn, live up to expectations, die with their bodies, and finally get good wine!" Fortunately, even ya, the song is a song. The old monkey is vigorous, ambitious for thousands of miles, and the snake and water beast still have a history. Crazy licking and thick painting, the eagle is in hand, all the monkeys, mourning the family night and day, the heart is more than enough and the strength is insufficient, the non-horse roasted monkey wine can not relieve hunger, the mourning family should be overwhelming, the tide is high and the water is out, therefore, the monkey qing, sucking, kneeling, dry. ”

The horse burned the monkey Fu Fu Erbai, and said: "The king of sleep, I am not enough to die, and I am one or two of the chrysanthemums of the king of flowers, and I only ask the king to reward me with a strong male monkey, so as to solve the bitterness of my night sheng song cucumber judo." ”

Big M's eyes are crooked, and his face is swollen after the whitening injection. Wow, I want to rob the male monkey with me, and the door is wooden. Mine and mine, all mine, the male monkey is mine, Big M thought hatefully, she won the position of the female monkey king, but she can dominate the male monkey. No one thought of the idea of hitting her rear attack monkeys.

"Ma Yao, Monkey Clan, this matter has to be mentioned again."

Little M hits the round field.

Xiao M is well versed in the art of power schemes, and he knows what his sister is thinking.

Ma burned the monkey girl, did not give up, and said: "Dumb king, you can't be like this, we are all young and beautiful monkey girls in demand, but what about you, you are a half-aged female monkey, occupying 80% of the male monkeys on Centaur Island." Do you think you're doing this, right, you're going to provoke a revolt from our young and strong monkey girls. You can't go on like this anymore, everyone dares to be angry with you, do you make it, everyone privately says that you are a monkey, a big monkey. Fork your old wood, stay king. ”

Horse Roast Monkey Niang, today I drank a lot of Ma-Roast Monkey wine, Monkey said: Wine strengthens monkey gall. The horse roasted monkey girl is also fighting. For the happy life of her second half of the monkey life.

The monkeys, dumbfounded, they can't believe their eyes, they have never looked big, the fat waist and round horse roast monkey lady, she has a skill, humble attack the knee rest in the big m, for the monkey to make wine and do chores, stand guard and let the wind out. The monkey gall made of the iron monkey girl's wine, today, it is a battle, and it will not give up until the goal is achieved. The horse burns the monkey girl, and she is not as unbearable as the monkeys think, she is not stupid, she is smart and tight. She borrowed wine to strengthen her courage today, fanned the flames, aroused the jealousy of the monkeys, defeated the big m, and liberated the little white-faced monkeys she enslaved, there are male monkeys, everyone enjoys them together, why is it monopolized by the big m, because her face is white or big?

The monkeys, Mingli, don't dare to express their indignation, in private, many monkey girls, are already angry, yes, let's just do a while to tease the monkeys, let's go to the rescue!!

The rescuer of the monkey girls is the centaur girl.

Centaur Niang, good by nature, no wine and no joy. Monkey Niang is good at brewing, although the Monkey Girl is out of a weak position, but under the protection of the Fierce Woman Centaur Girl, other demon girls on Centaur Island do not dare to fight the idea of the Monkey Girl.

Da M's face was green, his face was swollen, and he said angrily: "Where are you left and right, take down the horse and burn the monkey for the mourning family." Replay the fifty big boards! Waste his hands, chop off his feet, throw them out of the monkey forest, and never enter again. ”

What Da M didn't expect was that the male monkeys on the left and right were reluctant and reluctant, they were originally male monkeys, but they were castrated by Da M, making them no longer male monkeys, but male monkeys. The word father-in-law, vicious humiliation, it is true, the husband is angry, beheading a person under the crotch, the father-in-law is angry, when the egg beats the chicken and flies, the strong ashes are gone.

Father-in-law monkeys, insinuating that Big M is not on the road. Just a stupid mother. Everyone, now it's okay, your good days are over, the father-in-law monkeys smiled, and then their faces were as calm as ever, and they couldn't see the slightest fluctuation of emotion.

And the father-in-law monkeys deliberately fight for the limited time that the horse burns the monkey girl, the horse burns the monkey girl, runs wildly, and the hair is scattered, "My woman is crazy about the girl, the left leads the yellow, the right Qingcang, and she will hold the eagle bow and eagle." ”

Leaving a slogan to lift the monkey's heart, the horse roasted monkey girl disappeared at the exit of the monkey forest.

Xiao M comforted his sister and said, "Your Majesty, don't be impatient, the monkey lady is a fart, and what she invited is just a joke." Isn't there a wise saying in our monkey forest: You are a joke invited by monkeys. ”

Hearing Xiao M's heartfelt sycophant, Big M stroked his chest and sighed: "It's still the royal sister who has won my heart." Royal sister, I will give you three strong male monkeys, you go down, let me think carefully. ”

"Order."

Xiao M lowered his eyebrows and was pleasing to the eyes, and his heart fluttered but he didn't know why. "Four plays."

What a wonderful night, thanks to the horse roast monkey girl, Xiao M smiled secretly. >