Chapter 17: The Seventh Uncle

Uncle Seventh is a good man if he is not angry, but as long as he is angry, he is more irritable than a cow. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info He angrily picked up the big red girl from the ground, kicked her out of the door with one kick, closed the door, and did it in one go. Before the big red girl could react, she was already lying in the corridor outside the door. She was so angry that she was ashamed, she didn't have any clothes yet?

I was on the phone, I didn't listen to the voice for a long time, I thought that Uncle Seven hung up the phone, so I didn't talk about it, I wanted to hang up the phone in my hand, but I heard an ethereal voice on the other side of the phone, Uncle Seven seemed to be suffocated in his heart for a long time, and then he said from his mouth: "Erdan, what I told you last time, do you remember?" ”

looks a little weird, Uncle Seven pretended to be a sissy with me, and he was a little shy when he spoke.

I asked him, "What's the matter?" ”

"That's it!" He said in a very small voice on the phone, trying to keep his voice as low as possible: "What I told you last time, what do you think about the matter of treasure theft, to go or not to go?" ”

"Nonsense, I told you at first, I won't go, I won't go to death." I shouted angrily at him. Because of the theft of treasures, my father has long known, I remember when I was eight years old, I followed a few townsmen to play hide and seek, into a cave up to ten meters deep, at that time, on a whim, played for a whole day, as a result, as soon as I came home, I was hung by my father and beaten, I was only eight years old at the time, almost beaten to death by my father, if it were not for my mother next to persuade me, I may not have been in this world.

My father warned me not to go to the deep hole, let alone get into it, and for ten years, I have maintained this vigilance, lest the next time I do it again, I will be beaten by my father again. Last month ago, my dad came back from the business, and I happened to hear me and Uncle Seven discussing the matter of stealing treasures, he didn't get angry with me at that time, just glared at me as a warning, maybe I'm growing up, maybe my dad is old, and he doesn't want to care about me anymore, but I can see from my dad's expression that dad may really be old?

Although my dad no longer cares about me, but I can't go against his will, because the matter of stealing treasures has always been a big question for me, back then, why did grandpa enter the doghead mountain of Jizhuling again, knowing that the place is very dangerous, although I just heard what my grandmother said when she was alive, but this doghead mountain is indeed a very strange place, will my father remember the past again, or has not finished playing the scenery of the past, and entered the cave again.

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but frown slightly, my eyes thoughtful.

Uncle Seven was silent over there, he didn't speak for a long time, and when I was about to hang up the phone, Uncle Seven finally told me to go to his house.

I wondered, what is the seventh uncle looking for me at this time? Do you want to get me a 2P? The woman just now is estimated to have been killed by her, and the call is very ecstatic?

Without further ado, I rode the dilapidated Sanya motorcycle outside the store to his house.

Uncle Qi's home is located on the edge of the bamboo forest by the West Bridge of East Street, which is close to the side of the mountain and at least a dozen miles away from East Street. His family is very rich, his father and mother are all selling fruits, and he can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars every year, his family is a single seedling, there is no brother and sister, no sister and brother, and no one earns the property of his father and mother with him. He was born delicate from childhood to adulthood, he was a playboy since he was a child, he was thirty-eight years old, his family was so rich, he didn't marry a wife. The persecution of my father and mother, but he said that it was still early?

The current seventh uncle can be said to enjoy Qingfu, he is thirty-eight years old, and he is still an old bachelor. Father and mother raised him, seeing that he didn't marry a wife, there was no way, after so many years, I guess I wouldn't agree to look for him, so as not to spoil other girls?

My motorcycle after my modification, the original motor replaced with a new one, the horsepower is dozens of times more fierce than the original motor, all the way, smooth sailing, although it is a pothole road, but it does not affect the speed of the car at all, just a few minutes, just like a hippo race, a few minutes to drive to his door, a sharp brake, splashed a large amount of dust on the ground.

I got off the motorcycle, casually tossed it aside, and walked straight into his house. A few servants beside me pointed at me, presumably the original servants were probably kicked away by Uncle Seven, and I saw that they were unfamiliar, so I didn't look at them again.

I walked to the front door all the way through the bedroom to the master bedroom. Pushing Uncle Seven's door, a song from the thirties came out of the room, and Uncle Seven stood next to the music machine and twisted his waist and danced. When I saw Uncle Seven like this, I watched him smirk, and the way he danced was a bit like a clown jumping off a beam.

When Uncle Seven heard my laughter, he immediately turned around, reached out and turned off the music machine, made a zongzi face at me, and said, "What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at, you are a second egg cub, and you will be twisted into a twisted duck when you are laughing?" ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately grabbed my crotch and wanted to run out of the door. This seventh uncle wants to destroy my family heirloom, so if you pay it back, it's better to flash first.

He walked over majestically, his mouth was sharper than a fox, knocked on my gourd head, took my hand, and said, "Don't be in a hurry to leave when you come to my house, why don't you talk to me for a few words, and it's not too late to play for a while?" ”

"Playing? Let's talk, say something quickly, let it go if there's a fart, I'm not in the mood to talk nonsense with you, and I'm in a hurry to go to the store to take care of it later. "I'm a little depressed, looking at this third uncle, the whole room is so messy, the bed is messy, there are men's underwear everywhere, women's shorts, I guess the seventh uncle must have played with women in this room just now, sniffed, and always felt a smell of perfume.

Uncle Seven said to me with a smile: "Erdan, can you be my apprentice?" ”

He looked at me as if he was wishful thinking, I ignored him, and to be his apprentice to the birdman, it was better to find a beggar to beg, perhaps, the beggar was better than him. Other beggars still know how to beg for food, but he never has a proper job, he knows all day long that he is mixed in the women's pile and doesn't do anything, I'm afraid that he may be **** one day and die on the woman's body. I became his apprentice, and when he died, should I not be a widow?

"Fart? I've told you how many times that it's impossible to make me your apprentice, unless the sky falls. "I rejected Uncle Seven's kindness, for people like him, I have to find a tigress to treat him, so that he can harm the girl of any family.

"Alas!" I rejected Uncle Seven's kindness, only to see him sigh and say to me: "I am also good for you, in the future, you will be my apprentice, the benefits will definitely be good?" But at least you're much richer than opening a shabby antique shop, and the benefits are indispensable to yours by following me. ”

"You'd better look for another view!" I didn't talk nonsense to him, so I wanted to go out of the door, and I lied to him to come to his house just to make me his apprentice. As far as he is concerned, I really disdain it, except for doing some sneaky things underground, nothing else. One day if I follow him, maybe my antique shop will go bankrupt.

Uncle Seven, who made a big deal of trivial things, didn't give up until he saw that he wanted to leave, and when he saw that I wanted to leave, he immediately stopped me and said, "Why are you so disobedient?" How many people want to be my apprentice, I don't want it yet, you are my nephew, it sounds like my relatives, who is with whom of the two of us, as long as you worship me as a teacher, half of the money shared by the treasure theft in the future, you see, what? ”

I just shook my head at Uncle Seven's kindness, stealing treasure every day to drill holes, accidents will inevitably happen, for veterans like Uncle Seven, the next hole is not difficult, but I am different, because I am still a novice, wait for the baby not to be fished, life is put into it, you must not lose. It is said that if a person is floating in the rivers and lakes, how can he not be knifed, and if he walks on a boat, there is no reason not to capsize.

Seeing that I didn't agree, Uncle Seven was a little angry, and he was depressed for a long time, but after all, he still told my grandfather about his past, it seems that he forced me into a dead end, and it was difficult for me not to agree. Then, he said, "Second egg, do you want to know where your grandfather has gone?" ”

As soon as Uncle Seventh said this, I had just lifted my feet out of the door, and I was a little strange, and asked him, "My grandfather, do you know where my grandfather has gone?" ”

I muttered in my heart: I heard my grandmother say before, isn't grandpa dead?

"Hey, you want to know?" He opened his mouth and smiled, showing a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and calculated at me: "Be my apprentice, and I will tell you." ”

"Fart? The devil is your apprentice. "I directly ordered him to be blocked, dare to calculate me, are you far behind?

Uncle Seven was forced into his mouth by my words, just wanted to say it out of his mouth, and thought of something, but finally chose to be silent, and after a long time he said faintly: "Second egg cub, in fact, your grandfather is not dead?" ”

"What?" As soon as I heard Uncle Seven say that my grandfather is not dead, where did he go, or did I say that Uncle Seven was lying to me so that I could believe his nonsense. Uncle Seven is a well-known ghost, and his words are almost untrustworthy, so I turned back to him and said, "Uncle Seven, you are not too old, why did you joke with me?" ”

Everyone knows that my grandfather was not in this world decades ago, and if he was, then why didn't he go home, or didn't even bring a letter home, and my grandmother would not have been widowed for decades, and finally died of depression.

When Uncle Seven heard my words, he instantly straightened his face, looked at me, the green tendons on his forehead burst out, and said, "You see that I seem to be joking with you." ”

Uncle Seven looks like it's true, because I can see from his expression that Uncle Seven really didn't lie to me, otherwise he wouldn't be angry like a rooster in heat, which is not Uncle Seven's previous style.