It is said that the world is full of wonders, and this sentence is really true.

Think about my buddy, in my life, student, naturally I have been a teacher, and I have been a soldier for three years, a soldier, I have been an instructor of the military, and I still have the rank of colonel, so I can be regarded as a soldier, right?

At this moment, I am wearing a pair of jeans full of holes, shirtless, and a dragon on the back that has just been pasted with a disposable tattoo, and my head is also sprayed with color, sprayed in various colors.

Even if Ai Tang Tang is in front of me, if I don't look carefully, I may not be able to see who I am.

This image was designed for me by Yan Beixun, this design does look like a 'underworld', but there is no defense, the padded jacket I brought before, Yan Beixun didn't let me wear it, saying that it was a shame to wear.

Fortunately, the sun is big, and it doesn't matter if you're shirtless.

I squatted at the school gate and waited according to Yan Beixun's instructions.

According to the plan that Yan Beixun made for me, when those few people came out, I would take those students to the alley and threaten them to listen to the teacher and their mother.

What's more, how brain-dead does it take to make such a plan, is there a triad that threatens students to listen to their mothers?

But Yan Beixun didn't care.

After a while, two policemen suddenly came up to me.

"What for? Walk. "These two policemen came up and wanted to arrest me.

I looked over there, and I went, and there was a police station less than a hundred meters away.

I hurriedly took out the colonel's ID and handed it over, and said with a smile: "On official business, don't bother me." ”

"Hey, the stuff is quite complete, you can pretend to be a lieutenant and captain, just pretend to be a colonel?" A policeman glared at me.

I hurriedly took out Deputy Director Wang's phone, handed it over, and said, "This is the phone number of the deputy director of your Public Security Bureau." ”

As I spoke, I got on the phone, and the policeman took the phone with a nonchalant look and scolded: "Hey, what Zhang Xiu is showing dogs, you are the deputy director?" I'm from the Jianxin Road Police Station, what, what do you want, how can I threaten you......"

I listened to the policeman scolding for a while, then hung up the phone, handed the phone back, and it didn't take long for his phone to ring.

"Hey, Director? Yes, I didn't scold Deputy Director Wang, don't be, I met a gangster here, I'll come back and tell you. After the policeman finished speaking, he handed my ID back, and ran back to the police station with another policeman with a sad look on his face.

After they left, I continued to squat.

Soon, the school bell rang for the end of class.

Many innocent students rushed out of it, but when they saw me, they all walked away, and their faces occasionally showed fear.

This one-time tattoo on the back of the buddy is not for nothing.

At this time, five students with colorful hair came out of it, and they were all arrogant when they walked.

Yan Beixun glanced at me, I nodded, and before the five of them walked out of the school gate, I walked up and said, "Stop." ”

One of the little red-haired guys glared at me and asked, "What's wrong, is there something wrong?" ”

Now for now.

In the past, when I was studying, I was always the type of character in front of me, who was stopped at the school gate, and at this time, I suddenly switched to the person who bullied the students, and I ran out of words.

Yan Beixun, who was standing behind them, kept gesturing to me and touched his neck.

I nodded slightly and said, "Let's go and talk in the alley." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the red-haired student picked up his phone and made a call, and said, "Wait." ”

As soon as I looked, I had been in school for many years, and all the students and teachers had done it, so I understood that the momentum was a little wrong.

He smiled dryly and said, "What, I'm looking for the wrong person." ”

"That's right, he came here just now to stop you and beat you." Yan Beixun hurriedly walked up and said to these students.

"Who are you?" The red-haired guy asked.

"I'm your homeroom teacher's boyfriend, don't be afraid, since you're from Xiaoping's class, I can't watch you being bullied." After speaking, Yan Beixun rushed up and kicked me.

, he was plotted by Yan Beixun, and he didn't let me beat the student, but let him beat him.

However, his kick was restricted, and after I was kicked to the ground, Yan Beixun led the baseball bat I bought and knocked it on me.

I held my head and was smashed by the baseball bat I bought, which was really not a taste, but fortunately I didn't buy iron before.

scolded Yan Beixun in his heart for not being a human, he was simply a beast, as for it.

Yan Beixun seems to be fighting very hard, but every time he regains his strength, it doesn't hurt very much, it is completely within my tolerance.

"Hey, don't fight." The red-haired student spoke.

My heart warms, specially, these days, even this kind of gangster student has a conscience better than Yan Beixun.

He continued: "If you fight like this, you won't be able to finish it until night, so I'd better do it." ”

After speaking, he snatched the baseball bat in Yan Beixun's hand and was about to beat me.

This guy won't let go, so I hurriedly got up from the ground and scolded, "What are you doing, it's illegal to beat someone!" ”

"We have a law on the protection of minors, so even if we stab you twice, what would it be." The red-haired young man said arrogantly.

Most of the students around were watching the excitement, and they all laughed.

I took a deep breath, this was forcing me to make a trick.

I took out the colonel's ID, shook it, and yelled, "See, this is an acute transient psychosis certificate, fuck your uncle." ”

The people around me didn't see what my ID was, but when I heard me say that it was an acute transient psychosis, their faces changed and they all took a step back.

The red-haired young man was also terrified.

"Pretend, you continue to pretend, see if your juvenile protection law is powerful, or my acute transient psychosis is bad." I scolded.

This can be regarded as really scaring this guy, and he doesn't dare to come forward and beat me at all.

Yan Beixun seized the opportunity to perform, rushed up and punched me in the face, knocked me down, and then turned around and said, "You guys leave quickly, I'll send this guy to the police station immediately." ”

"Uncle, I'm sorry for you."

The red-haired man showed a grateful face, then pulled a few other people and ran away in a hurry.

Yan Beixun grabbed my hand, and under the eyes of everyone looking at the martyrs, he led me into a dark alley.

As soon as I entered the alley, he let go of my hand.

"Brother Xiu, Brother Xiu, does it hurt, what do you eat at night?" Yan Beixun went in and said with a smile.

"Phew, damn it, can you not be so shameless." I couldn't help but curse: "If it weren't for my buddy, I came up with this trick of mental illness, I guess you would have taken me to the hospital by now." ”

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