Wang Lao Wu showed a trace of embarrassment on his face, "In fact, we can't control people's life and death at all, the role of this life and death book is just a record." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

As he spoke, he took the book of life and death and turned a page at random, pointed to a name named Zhang Huade on it and said, "Look at this person's record." ”

When I looked at it, the name on it was gray, and the bottom was densely packed with fly-headed letters, recording in detail the big and small things Zhang Huade had done, from chasing cats and dogs when he was a child to peeking at the women's bathhouse when he was in middle school, from helping the old lady cross the road to stealing a roll of scotch tape in the company.

"Damn, this thing is so powerful?" I flipped through a few more pages, and the names on them were of different colors, some bright red, some dark red, and one black.

"What's going on?" I asked, pointing to the black name. Wang Lao Wu took it and took a look, took out the phone and pressed a number, "Yes, it's me." A person has just died in your jurisdiction, and his name is ......" As he spoke, he turned his head and glanced at the book of life and death again, "Call Zhang Lizhou, hurry up and pick people up." ”

"The black one is dead?" I asked curiously.

"Hmm. Bright red is healthy, dark red is sub-healthy, and gray is seriously ill. Wang Lao Wu explained, pointed to the book of life and death, and said: "When people's names turn black, we will send ghosts to detain souls, and then assign them a place according to the records in the book of life and death. ”

My fear of the underworld suddenly decreased a lot, and I became depressed all of a sudden. This feeling is like the place you thought was going to work, but the boss suddenly told you that we were just a property company.

Seeing my lost look, Wang Lao Wu smiled, "Don't be disappointed, that's right, although our underworld can't determine the life and death of people, after people die, it will really be in our hands." ”

As he spoke, he took out a lighter and lit it at the Book of Life and Death. I quickly snatched it up, "You're crazy." "Although this thing doesn't have as much effect as the legend, it's equivalent to someone's archive, how can you say that it will be burned.

"I'm just showing you something." calmly took the book of life and death, and continued to light it with a lighter, "See, don't talk about this kind of fire, it's okay if you just throw it into the steelmaking furnace." This thing is invulnerable, and King Kong is not broken. ”

"How can someone tear out a few pages?" I can't get used to the way he gets carried away.

The expression on Wang Lao Wu's face suddenly became very embarrassed, "The problem is here, we need you to find the mastermind behind this scene, this matter must be inseparable from the New One Sect." ”

"No, no, no." I shook my head again and again, "These guys don't even care about your underworld, where can I afford to mess with them?" ”

"Hey, hey." When Lao Wang Ba heard me say this, he slapped his thigh and laughed. "You think it's okay for you? You don't want to know whose hands are your page? And you ruined their good deeds again this time, can people let you go? ”

I was so angry that I snatched the beer from his hand and slammed it to the ground. These shameless things know that they want to blackmail Lao Tzu.

"You've got to give me some clues, right?" I jumped for a while, slumped down on the couch weakly.

"Not really." Wang Lao Wu stood up and took two more cans of beer, and handed me one handedly, "But I heard that the National Mage Association is already investigating this matter." ”

"You mean to get me into the National Association?" I suddenly came to the spirit, are we going to be 007? "What is it?"

"It's up to you." Wang Lao Wu said seriously, saying that the old thing took half a box of cigarettes on my desk and ran away.

Seeing this old man running out, we were just about to go out for a meal when we heard a "meow", and the black cat bit my trouser leg tightly. "You're going too?" The black cat nodded violently.

It's still hot pot, but the black cat can't seem to eat chili, so I had to throw raw meat to it, and this guy's stomach is round.

I just stayed idle for two days, and while other people went to the company, I tried Zhengyanjin a few more times, and finally let me find its regularity, this guy has to cool down for about nine hours every time he runs out, which is a bit too bad.

At noon that day, as soon as I finished practicing, I heard someone slamming the door. As soon as I pulled the door open, I saw the breeze standing in the doorway in a rage.

"You're sick!" I saw a small pit in the door that she kicked out, and said distressedly. Lao Li Tou must have taken the opportunity to blackmail me for a maintenance fee again.

"Liu Wei, you give it out!" Qingfeng shouted at me without the slightest guilt.

This commotion has led many old men and old ladies out. Sister Zhang quietly pulled me aside and persuaded me bitterly: "Ah Wei, don't you dare to do those things that are chaotic and abandoned." Our city is striving to create a civilized city, and the eldest sister does not require you to be the core values of socialism, as long as you don't discredit our community. ”

I laughed and pulled Qingfeng into the house, "Grandma, what's wrong with you?" ”

Qingfeng glared at me and pointed to my nose and asked, "What happened to Mingyue?" ”

"I haven't seen the bright moon." I promised this kid that I wouldn't tell him about it, so I had to coax this little girl.

"You're lying!" The breeze pulled something out of my waist and scared me to jump two meters away. "Humph!" She sneered, "You didn't do it, what are you guilty of?" See for yourself! As he spoke, he handed me what he was holding. I looked at it and it turned out to be a tablet, which scared Lao Tzu.

"This is Mingyue's tablet, which is synchronized with his mobile phone. You take a good look at the photos. The breeze gave me a white look and said.

I opened the album curiously, and there were some landscape photos in front of it, and occasionally a few photos with Wang Laodao and Qingfeng, and it could be seen that the master and apprentice had a good relationship.

Flipping to the back, it turned out to be a photo of Dachili Town, and there were figures of me and Er Fat in it, which seemed to be taken secretly by this kid.

"This is when he went on a tour and ran into me. It's really such a coincidence. I said as I returned the tablet to Qingfeng.

"Nonsense!" Qingfeng stretched his hand into his waist again, could it be that there is still a recording? I was wondering when I heard a "poof", and Qingfeng pulled out a short sword and put it on my neck. "My dad has calculated, Mingyue's soul has arrived in the underworld! This picture was taken on the day he died! ”

"Listen to me!" The short sword around my neck trembled a little, and I quickly shouted, for fear that if her hand slipped, I would have to report to Bai Wuchang again. (To be continued.) )