"Buns! Steamed bread! Big price low! A tube is full! ”

"Boss, here are ten steamed buns!"

"Okay! Grab it! ”

"Boss, ten more steamed buns!"

"Okay, guest, are you still ...... Can you eat it? ”

Wang Xiaohu glared: "What?" Are you afraid I won't be able to pay? Do you look like I eat a bully meal? ”

The owner of the breakfast shop saw that Wang Xiaohu didn't have a single bare hair on his head, and the muscles on his body were hard, and he just held up his old work clothes like tights, and the muscle lines were clearly outlined, didn't he look like a bad young man?

The shopkeeper took ten more steamed buns to Wang Xiaohu, smiled and flattered, and said, "No, no...... Am I not afraid that you will choke? Let's take a sip of water! ”

He poured a glass of water and handed it to Wang Xiaohu, who took the glass of water easily. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Bang!" Comminuted fracture of the glass.

Breakfast shop owner: "......"

Wang Xiaohu: "......"

Breakfast shop owner: "Lose money!" ”

Wang Xiaohu: "How much?" ”

Breakfast shop owner: "A hundred cups!" Steamed bun twenty! One hundred and two in total! ”

Wang Xiaohu took out his wallet with a bitter face, and there were only thirty-three yuan in it.

Wang Xiaohu smiled flatteringly: "That...... Can it be cheaper? ”

The owner of the breakfast shop is not a slander, and in this world, many workers have been conscripted into the army, and most of the factories have been transformed into arsenals.

Thanks to the development of agricultural science and technology before the cataclysm, the price of grain did not fluctuate much, but the price of civilian goods was much more expensive than before.

The owner of the breakfast shop said with a straight face: "No! If you don't lose money, I'll call the Hero Helpline! ”

There is a large screen installed in front of the breakfast shop, which is an LCD TV specially installed by the owner to attract customers.

At this time, a beautiful beautiful girl on TV was hosting the show: "An important news is inserted below, a giant mouse appeared in the eastern district of Nanlin City, and 12 people had been killed when it was found. The giant rat was still chasing the crowd after eating 12 people, but fortunately, the hero of our city, the Iron Spoon Queen, happened to pass by and solved this scourge! ”

The TV screen shifts to a beautiful woman with a huge iron spoon, standing next to a giant mouse corpse, smiling at the camera.

There is also a group of people shouting "Hero!" around the beautiful woman holding an iron spoon! Queen! Iron Spoon Queen! slogans like that.

The place where Wang Xiaohu stood was the eastern district of Nanlin City, and many people on the street were attracted by the news, and there were many people around the door of this breakfast shop.

These people also looked excited, and the "Iron Spoon Queen" was a well-known hero in the city.

The most impressive thing about this beautiful woman with an iron spoon is the size of her chest, which probably looks like an F.

Well, this beautiful woman with an iron spoon is also very beautiful, and she knows that she is very strong at a glance.

After the cataclysm, the general appearance of human beings has improved to a certain extent, and they have evolved in the direction of handsome men and beautiful women.

And the better you look, the stronger your strength generally means.

And people who are originally dark in their hearts and have evil thoughts will demonize their bodies.

Demonized people are called demons, and the stranger and uglier they look, the more powerful they become.

As for Wang Xiaohu - well, the top of his head has become bald and has become a bald head, which can probably increase the return rate a little, right?

Wang Xiaohu looked up at the sky, suddenly became panicked, pointed to the sky and shouted in horror: "Look! See...... Youkai are coming! ”

With a bang, the whole street ran away.

The owner of the breakfast shop also looked up at the sky and saw that he saw nothing.

He turned his head and found that Wang Xiaohu had also disappeared......

The shopkeeper shouted angrily: "Dead bald! If you don't have money, don't learn to eat breakfast! ”。

When he looked down, he found that there were thirty-three dollars on the table, and he quickly put it away.

Wiped the table stupidly, and the shopkeeper shouted loudly again: "Buns! Steamed bread! Big price low! A tube is full! ”

……

Wang Xiaohu ran for a while, found that the breakfast shop owner did not chase after him, and then saw a group of people surrounding on the road, as if there was something lively to see.

Wang Xiaohu effortlessly squeezed into the crowd, and a group of people were squeezed by him.

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze ......"

"Alas! Who squeezes so hard, and does it have any quality? ”

"Oops, I'm going to be crushed!"

Wang Xiaohu squeezed into the middle of the crowd to take a look, and saw the "Iron Spoon Queen" he saw on TV just now.

The "Iron Spoon Queen" was clutching a cat of seven or eight years old...... A seven or eight-year-old kitten lady is selling on the street.

Iron Spoon Queen: "Sell the cat!" Sell the cat! Don't miss it when you walk by! ”

The kitten lady hung a sign on her body: It will sell cute! I can warm a bed! Ask for support!

Iron Spoon Queen: "I can sell cute kittens who can warm up the bed, and you can meow and meow when you buy it back, and you can make a cat meat feast when you are hungry!" “

Iron Spoon Queen: "Don't want 10,000! Don't want nine thousand eight either! As long as 1,888, the cute kitten will take it home! ”

Iron Spoon Queen: "Does anyone want it?" ”

Everyone shook their heads: "It's too expensive!" ”

Iron Spoon Queen: "One thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, you can't get to the military district, you can't enter the shelter, you can't buy a laser machine gun!" One thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, the cute kitten to bring home! ”

The Iron Spoon Queen grabbed her neck and lifted the kitten up and spun around, showing her goods in 360 degrees.

The little cat mother covered her face and cried: "Woo woo woo ......"

Wang Xiaohu angrily asked loudly: "You are enough!" How can you treat a little girl like this? ”

The Iron Spoon Queen squinted at him, "What do you mean?" ”

Wang Xiaohu stared at the Iron Spoon Queen with his eyes: "Do you have any sympathy!" You treat others like this, and you are still a hero! ”

"Yo he!" The Iron Spoon Queen approached Wang Xiaohu with the little cat lady, and raised the little cat mother to Wang Xiaohu's eyes, "Open your eyes and take a good look!" Is this human? ”

The Iron Spoon Queen tugged at the kitten's ears and asked, "Is this a human?" ”

The kitten lady "wow wow wow" cried even more.

The Iron Spoon Queen turned the kitten lady around again, pulled the tail on the kitten's buttocks, and asked, "Is this a human?" ”

The kitten lady shrank her shoulders and screamed in pain: "Meow! Woowoo woo ......"

Wang Xiaohu stiffened his neck and replied: "That's also a cat person!" ”

The little cat lady was grabbed by the neck by the iron spoon queen and dangled in the air.

This little cat lady evolved very much like a human, except for two cat ears and a tail, the whole thing is like a little girl of seven or eight years old.

The little cat lady was only wrapped in a shabby little dress, covering her face with her little hands and crying very sadly, and then secretly peeked at Wang Xiaohu from between her fingers.

The Iron Spoon Queen looked disdainful of Wang Xiaohu's answer: "It's a cat demon!" What cat people? Is a cat demon a human? ”

The crowd around agreed, "That's it!" When did the cat demon also be considered a human? ”

"The cat demon is a cat!"

"The cat demon will eat people!"

"That's it! Some cats turned into monsters and ate their original owners! ”

Wang Xiaohu said angrily: "That's a cat that has become a monster, this cat has become so human-like, it shows that it has a kind heart, you can't treat a kind cat like this!" ”

The little cat lady who was caught by the iron spoon queen snorted her nose and cried, "That's it...... Whining...... People are good meows...... Never eat people! People were chasing that big rat before they were caught by this bad guy! ”

With a "bang", an iron spoon hit the little cat lady in the face, and she covered her face and cried.

The Iron Spoon Queen didn't pay attention to what the little cat lady said, and sneered at Wang Xiaohu: "Yo! Are you still reasoning with me? Do you know what I used to do? ”

Wang Xiaohu: "What for?" ”

The Iron Spoon Queen looked up and recalled, "Before the Cataclysm, I was a cook! A Grand Chef! ”

She turned her head to look at Wang Xiaohu and said, "At that time, what animals flew in the sky, ran on the ground, and swam in the water, except for people, were not made into dishes by me and served on the table?" ”

She stuffed the kitten lady into Wang Xiaohu's arms: "If you can't get used to it, buy her and raise her at home, and you can eat and play whatever you want to eat!" ”

Wang Xiaohu was speechless for a while, his only thirty-three yuan had been paid to the owner of the breakfast shop, and now he was penniless......

The Iron Spoon Queen threatened, "You can't afford it? If I can't afford it, I'll make her a full cat feast, and invite everyone to eat it together! ”

Wang Xiaohu hugged the kitten and shook his head, and he didn't know if he wanted to express that he had no money to buy it or couldn't make the kitten into a dish.

The little cat lady raised her head and looked at him in Wang Xiaohu's arms, Wang Xiaohu looked at the little cat mother distressedly, her little nose was beaten out of the nosebleed.

Wang Xiaohu wiped her nose with her hand, but the kitten mother screamed "ahhh

The Iron Spoon Queen saw that Wang Xiaohu had no money to buy it, so she reached out to catch the kitten back, but Wang Xiaohu protected the kitten and prevented her from taking it away.

The Iron Spoon Queen waved the big spoon angrily and said, "You can't afford it, why don't you give me back the kitten, do you want to fight!?" ”

Saying that, she looked at Wang Xiaohu contemptuously and said, "Look at you like that, you don't look like someone who can fight!" Don't express your opinion if you're ugly! ”

Onlookers: "That's it, don't talk if you're ugly!" ”

"Look at his ugliness! It's worse than the average person! ”

……

After the cataclysm, people generally used their appearance to measure their strength, and only by being very handsome or beautiful could they be respected by people; Or maybe it's surprisingly ugly, so people will be afraid.

Like Wang Xiaohu, he looks exactly like before the cataclysm, and people will neither respect nor fear.

Wang Xiaohu innocently touched his head, thinking that I don't even have my hair anymore, and my scalp is oily, isn't it also handsome?

At this time, there was a sudden "buzzing" sound in the sky.

The Iron Spoon Queen looked up at the sky.

An onlooker said, "Are fighter jets from other cities coming?" Now there are still planes that dare to fly into the sky to find death? ”

The Iron Spoon Queen said, "Hey, there's a mosquito! ”

The sound of "buzzing" became louder, and a huge mosquito flew down and rushed straight at Wang Xiaohu.

Wang Xiaohu rolled over the kitten and avoided the mosquito attack.

The big mosquito didn't chase after it, but turned a corner and stabbed its spear-like mouth into the one who had just said, "Don't talk if you're ugly," and sucked him up with a "shudder".

"Wow! Youkai are coming! The crowd of onlookers just now scattered and fled.

The big mosquito redirected itself in the air and pounced on the other slowest runner, its spear-like beak stabbing the hapless man again.

The unlucky man cried, "Help! I don't want to die! ”

Just when the unlucky egg was about to die, with a "bell", the iron spoon queen blocked the attack of the big mosquito.

The great mosquito flew upside down in the air for some distance, and the Iron Spoon Queen froze with her large iron spoon - the large iron spoon was pierced by a hole in the mosquito's spear-like mouth, and it would definitely leak when scooping water in the future......

The big mosquito didn't give the Iron Spoon Queen time to think about it, and it missed a blow and adjusted and pounced.

"Dangdangdang...... A series of voices rang out, and the Iron Spoon Queen finally didn't have to worry about her big iron spoon breaking - her big iron spoon was now a perfect colander.

The Iron Spoon Queen was furious, her hand shook slightly, and a spark appeared inside the colander.

The big mosquito found that the woman in front of him didn't seem to be very easy to mess with, and planned to change the target.

At this time, there were only three people left at the scene: the Iron Spoon Queen, Wang Xiaohu, and the little cat girl, as well as the dry corpse who just said "Don't talk if you're ugly".

The big mosquito notices the target it has just attracted to it, the little cat lady who is bleeding from her nose.

"Buzzing" in the air and flapping its wings a few times, the big mosquito swooped down on Wang Xiaohu, who was holding the little cat lady.

Wang Xiaohu raised his arm to block the long mouth of the big mosquito stabbing at the little cat lady, and the mosquito's mouth stabbed Wang Xiaohu's arm, and it broke with a "click......

The mosquito's mouth was broken and seemed to be in pain, and it flew in the air for a while, sometimes into an "S" and then into a "B".

The Iron Spoon Queen opened her mouth wide for a while to look at this literary mosquito flying wildly, and for a while to look at the big iron spoon that had become a colander.

The mosquitoes in the sky flew around for a while, and suddenly "buzzed" and flapped their wings vigorously and rushed towards Wang Xiaohu, as if they wanted to fight with him!

Wang Xiaohu clenched his fist and smashed it into the big mosquito.

The big mosquito "bang" turned into a rain of blood, like a gorgeous firework blooming......