A cold wind blew, making the room look exceptionally deserted. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info At this moment, I have forgotten that I am fighting with the female corpse again, and the female corpse seems to have forgotten my existence, and looks at the entrance of the house blankly.

At this moment, a white shadow floated in along the paper money all over the house. I saw that the white shadow was as light as a cloud of smoke at the moment, and finally slowly turned into the same appearance as in the last photo. Melon seed face, a pair of talking eyes, Xiao Qiong's nose, very good-looking woman.

The female ghost seemed to be a little confused, looked at me in a daze, and suddenly gave me a hug, "Yifeng, I miss you so much!" "At the moment, I am also in a state of obscenity, what is the situation?

But it wasn't until the female ghost was holding me that she noticed that her hand had gone through my body. She was so frightened that she cried out, "Ah! "Seeing this, I probably know what the situation is, I said how do I look familiar with this woman? Isn't this the rich girl who was with Liu Zhilong? It seems to be called "silly". Poor woman, I still don't know Liu Zhilong's real name! It's also called Yifeng!

I hurriedly explained to her: "I'm not Yifeng, you should have found out, you are dead, the one standing opposite is your corpse, now you have cheated the corpse, only you have the ability to make your corpse turn back to its original state!" ”

After I finished speaking, the woman named "Silly" looked at the female corpse across from me and asked me, "Is that me?" Why am I so ugly? ”

Hearing her say this, I was shocked in my heart, and then said without changing my face: "Well, it's normal for you to die in an accident and be disfigured by a collision." Now hurry up and restore your corpse to its original state, I'm panicking! ”

When the female ghost heard me say this, she paused for a moment, and then said, "But I don't know how I can get my corpse to turn back!" Hearing her say this, Liu Wenjie hurriedly said next to him: "This is easy to say, you just need to approach her, enter your own body, and then you come out again!" ”

When the "stupid" heard it, he immediately covered his face and said, "I don't want it, I don't want it, she's too ugly!" "I was embarrassed when I heard it, ugly? Are you still afraid of yourself? So I silently ran behind her, and since I was in the human array state, I was able to touch her, and I just gave her a gentle push. She rushed at the female corpse.

The female ghost instantly shouted: "Yifeng, your grandmother's ....., where am I?" "I saw this, a wipe of my head, oh my God, this IQ, really lives up to your name "stupid"!

At this moment, the female ghost has merged with the female corpse, and the appearance of the corpse has returned to its original state. Seeing this, I breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, my face has changed back, otherwise I would have beaten this female corpse like this, how can I explain it!

Just after she fused with the female corpse, she came out again in an instant, and "silly" looked at me in surprise. Liu Wenjie next to him gave an explanation: "You are dead, and you can't return to your body, it's better to be reincarnated as soon as possible and die in bliss!" ”

Originally, Liu Wenjie said this very politely, and he looked like a master. But who knew that this female ghost didn't appreciate it at all: "Bliss in the afterlife?" How old are you? Why should I listen to you? After speaking, his mouth pursed.

When I saw this, I secretly scolded Liu Wenjie in my heart, and I should be more polite when I spoke. What kind of predecessors are pretending to be masters, and what words are being dragged by masters? As the saying goes, it is easier to please God than to send God.

Fortunately, I had already pretended to be a grandson just now, and then I came to talk to her.

So I smiled and said to the female ghost: "This young lady, you are now a soul, you can no longer be in the yang world, you see that you should go back, it's okay below, I even burned the tickets for Leslie Cheung's concert for you, you go back now, you can catch the last one!" ”

Look at what I said, how much connotation and class! A young lady, a you! instantly showed her noble status. Coupled with the temptation of Leslie Cheung's concert, I have to say, what I said is too perfect!

Unexpectedly, this female ghost didn't buy it, and still looked like a shrew: "Who is the little sister?" Am I that old? You two are eighty together, right, and you still call me sister? Besides, why should I go back, how old are you? Why do you command me? ”

I almost laughed when I heard her say that. Lao Tzu has lived most of his life, and he has never seen such a violent and cool temper. Are the children of rich families like this? If you want me to say that this is habitual, just give it a beating.

But I don't want to hurt the ghost easily, after all, she didn't do anything evil, and we recruited her again! So I said to her with a wry smile: "I'm not an elder, my name is Liu Gen, and I am a Mr. Yin and Yang, and the one over there is called Liu Wenjie is also Mr. Yin and Yang." ”

Hearing me say this, the female ghost raised her eyes: "And then?" I continued to smile and said to her: "Since we are Mr. Yin and Yang, we are in charge of this kind of thing, let me tell you, the way of heaven does not allow ghosts like you to exist, if you insist on not leaving, then you will become a wandering ghost and a wild ghost, and the end will be miserable, you are thinking about it." ”

With that, I lit a cigarette and waited for her reply!

Obviously, this female ghost also realized the fate of not leaving, so she asked me suspiciously: "Are you two very powerful?" I don't know why she suddenly popped out of this sentence, but Liu Wenjie quickly patted his chest and said, "Then you still need to say it?" We are the well-known Mr. Yin and Yang, nicknamed Black and White Impermanence, and the invincible Mr. Yin and Yang all over the world! ”

Hearing him say this, the female ghost smiled and said to the two of us, "Since you two are very powerful, can you find a way to keep me, I don't want to leave!" Okay? Didn't my dad invite you two? If you don't help, you won't give me money! ”

After listening to her, I really want to reply, are you a monkey invited to tease? Really, I swear, I really want a spell to send her to death now! Let you *** again, isn't this the temper of the legendary eldest lady? Who is it to be taken as a non-man? I don't care who cares about this matter!

So I said to him: "That's impossible, I can't do it, you can leave if you want to, stay if you don't like to go, anyway, I don't care, it doesn't matter if you live or die in the future!" ”

Liu Wenjie also darkened his face next to him and said, "Hmph, I don't know the hearts of good people!" ”

When the female ghost saw this, she also understood her position, she was originally a vulnerable group, and she had to play the temper of the eldest lady, who could be happy about this matter?

The female ghost actually cried when she thought of this, and she cried while saying, "I'm sorry, I, I know I'm willful, can you forgive me?" ”

In my life, I think the last thing I could figure out was a woman's crying, so I said to her, "Stop howling, I forgive you!" ”

As soon as I finished saying this, the female ghost actually laughed, and came up to me excitedly and said, "Okay, can you grant me a wish?" ”