Chapter Ninety-Two: Have You Ever Eaten Wang Ba?
"Hmph, it seems that you don't remember where that scar on your face came from?" The green wolf snorted coldly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Bastard!" Sun Tianhong's body moved, and he kicked the green wolf's head, and the green wolf stretched out his hand and gently blocked the powerful kick. "After so many years, I still haven't grown at all." After saying that, he turned around and left, "This guy's identity is fine." ”
"Hehe, I'm really embarrassed. You see, I didn't know you had a holiday. By the way, what do you call it? The feathered monster asked with a smile.
"Just call me Red Fox." Sun Tianhong said lightly.
"In the future, I will have to rely on Brother Red Fox. You can just call me a chicken. I'm the essence of the pheasant. Then let's go, I guess the boss should come in a while. The feathered monster nodded. No wonder I always think this guy is a little afraid of Sun Tianhong, it turns out to be a chicken.
"Pheasant essence, this name is good, but I don't know if there is a fragrance of Haoji chicken essence in cooking." The second fat laughed out loud.
The pheasant spirit punched the second fat mouth, "I'll let you talk nonsense!" I don't know that chicken essence is a chemical product and has nothing to do with our chickens? The corners of the second fat mouth immediately bled out. Do you know what this place is? If you dare to speak again, beware that I will pull out your tongues! After saying that, the pheasant led the way in front of him.
"Damn, I'm going to have to make this kid into chicken essence later. By the way, is there really no chicken in the essence of chicken? The second fat covered his mouth and whispered.
"It's here, Big Brother Red Fox. Why don't you go inside and rest for a while? The pheasant spirit nodded and said to Sun Tianhong. I'll leave these boys to me, and I'll make sure they're cleaned up. ”
"No, I'll just wait at the door." Sun Tianhong pulled a bench and sat down. I looked around, and there was a stool not far away, and I was just about to move it over, when a little monster pointed at my thigh: "Do you still have the heart to sit on the bench?" Squat at the door. After saying that, he sat down to himself.
I squatted at the door of the house with my head in my hands, as if I had gone back to the year when I was called to the police station when I was 17 years old. "Yo, someone sent it over again?" As soon as we squatted down, the door of the house was pushed open, and a bald-headed and long-necked monster went out to see us, looked up and down carefully, and shouted into the house: "Brothers, come and see, you have another harvest today." When he finished shouting, two more monsters came out of the room, and a green-skinned guy jumped up to me, put his hand on my head, and said, "This guy looks a little weak, and that fat man looks quite strong." ”
The bald monster thought for a while, and suddenly asked, "Hey, the three of you answer me a question, is Wang Ba delicious or frog delicious?" Before I could react, Er Fat hurriedly replied: "Of course Wang Ba is delicious." As soon as the words fell, the bald head was beaten up, and he shouted while beating: "I'll let you eat Wang Ba, let you eat Wang Ba!" Sun Tianhong hurriedly stopped on the side, "If you have something to say, don't do it." ”
The bald head said angrily: "What is there to say, our whole family is almost all eaten by this kind of bastard!" After saying that, he went up and kicked it in anger.
"I'm just telling the truth. Isn't it natural for people to eat animals? "The second fat is so aggrieved that he is about to cry." Am I able to eat you now? Dare to be hard-mouthed. Wang Bajing hammered two more fat punches and relieved his anger.
"Okay, I'm glad you didn't say it's all delicious." I pouted the green-skinned monster standing next to me, and comforted the second fat: "This guy is probably Tian Jijing." By the way, didn't you go to eat fried chicken last night? "The second fat hurriedly tried to gag my mouth, but unfortunately it was still a step too late.
The green-skinned monster heard what I said and leaned over: "Don't worry, I'm not as extreme as him." Natural selection, according to his statement, if the mouse becomes a fine, the cat will not have to die. ”
"Or do you understand things?" The second fat hurriedly agreed. The green-skinned monster waved his hand, "I was a child when I was caught, but then a kid bought me from a greengrocer and put me back in the pond. In fact, people are the same as youkai, there are good and bad. ”
"You're so right. By the way, I did this when I was a kid, do you think I look a little like that kid? I stood up and brought my face to him.
"That was more than 200 years ago." The green-skinned monster gave me a blank look and turned to leave. I sneered and said to them, "Really, I did." "A few people ignored me.
Seeing that it was about to get dark, "Your boss won't come, right?" I asked, a little worried.
"Hey, you have a big heart, others are crying and begging us to let him go, it's good for you to care about our boss." The spirit of the pheasant was glad to hear me.
"I'm crying and shouting that you're going to let me go?" I asked.
"You're thinking about it." The pheasant gave me a blank look.
"That's not the end of it." "I'm worried that if your boss doesn't come, we'll have to freeze to death if you don't come." ”
After a few words, a hurricane suddenly blew in the sky, and it flew towards the wooden house with great sound. "All out, all out. The Boss is here. The Pheasant Essence hurriedly shouted into the house. It didn't take much effort for more than a dozen monsters to run out, standing straight one by one. "This guy really knows how to put on a show." I muttered quietly.
"Hey, you three, stand up!" The pheasant spirit pulled us up from the ground and said, "Our boss hates sitting and standing the most, you should be careful." ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw two figures walking out of a path on the hillside, one of them was dressed in a black robe, and there was a mask on his face. I quickly poked him and told him to shut up. The other man was handsome and burly in a large cape, and the only fly in the ointment was a scar on the left side of his face that stretched from the corner of his eye to his mouth.
The two of them said something as they walked, and they saw that "Zhu Bajie" was getting more and more excited, and Scarface glared at him coldly, as if he was about to fight if he didn't agree. ", don't be cowardly." I shouted in my heart, if they fight among themselves first, won't I take advantage of both sides?
It's a pity that "Zhu Bajie" seemed to be frightened by Scarface's glance, stomped his foot, turned around and returned the same way. Scarface laughed out loud and continued to walk towards us.