Wu Ke ran away, and Bai Jie said to Wang Xiaohu, "You still don't want to chase it?" ”

After Wu Ke's parents died, he has been living with Wang Xiaohu. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoIn recent years, it has not been easy for Wang Xiaohu to be a father and a mother, but he does not know how to educate children.

Wu Ke didn't know if it was because the rebellious period had come or what the reason was, but he actually learned to run away from home.

Wu Ke left suddenly, Wang Xiaohu was a little overwhelmed, but he still had a hard mouth: "What are you chasing?" If she has the ability, don't come back! ”

Wu Ke suddenly poked his head out from behind a stone: "If you don't go back, you won't go back?" If you have the ability, don't chase me! ”

Whoosh, this time Wu Ke really ran away.

Bai Jie told Wang Xiaohu: "If you don't wait, you can't find anyone." ”

Wang Xiaohu hesitated: "You guys go down the mountain first, I'll catch the lich and then go." ”

Bai Jie glanced at him and said, "Then I'll chase her first." ”

Sha Sha glanced at Wang Xiaohu and said, "I'll go too." ”

With that, the two followed Wu Ke in the direction of going down the mountain.

……

Wu Ke, Bai Jie and Sha Sha went down the mountain back and forth, Wu Ke ran fast, and Bai Jie and Sha Sha didn't follow her in a blink of an eye.

Wu Ke soon descended the mountain, and after walking a short distance, he suddenly encountered a big bad wolf - a werewolf to be exact.

"Tiny humans, stupid intruders, you have stepped into the territory of the great Wolf! Your flesh and blood will be sacrificed in my belly, and your souls will be forever bound in the abyss and cry......"

"I'm going to play with your flesh to my heart's content! Torture your souls! Your desperate cries and groans will be the most beautiful sound in the world! Hahahaha......"

Wu Ke looked up and saw that a three-meter-tall werewolf was blocking his way.

Wu Ke: "Get out of the way!" Good dogs don't get in the way! ”

Worf: "I'm going to drain your blood!" Shredding your body ......"

Wu Ke hit the werewolf with a stick, stabbing and picking, and the eighty-eight consecutive blows in the air followed by the round dance stick and threw it back, and the werewolf was smashed to the ground with a bang and no sound.

Wu Ke turned around and left.

After she had been gone for a long time, the werewolf Wolf, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, got up tremblingly: "It's terrifying...... Are all the little girls so perverted now? ”

Soon after, Bai Jie's car drove over again.

Werewolf Worf: "Stop!" Tiny humans, stupid intruders, you have stepped into the territory of the great Worf! Your flesh and blood will be sacrificed in my belly, and your souls will be forever bound in the abyss and cry......"

……

The space at the top of the hill is not large, and the houses on the top of the hill are not big.

Because there were not many trees on the top of the hill, and the timber for the house had to be brought up from halfway up the mountain, the lich's house consisted of a small house with four stacks of walls, a roof, and a floor, and no attic, except for a gray and black stove on the outside, a cupboard for dishes, a table, three or four chairs, and a bed.

The lich on the mountain had learned to be obedient after being beaten a few times, and no longer rushed out to look for a fight, but hid under the bed.

Wang Xiaohu didn't find anyone when he entered the house, so he looked for it a little, and when he opened the bed, he saw a small skull shelf shivering.

This little skeleton is the lich that Wang Xiaohu is looking for, and after being found by Wang Xiaohu, he screamed in fright: "Ah! …… Help me! ”

Wang Xiaohu: "......"

The little skeleton curled up into a ball and covered his chest with his hands: "You, you...... What do you want to do? Do you want to punch me? ”

Wang Xiaohu's face turned dark, who would force a skeleton?

He reached out and grabbed the little skeleton and lifted it out of the house.

The little skeleton covered his face with his hands: "Do you want to go field?" Don't be so intense the first time, right? ...... with bed in the room"

Wang Xiaohu was speechless, no wonder it turned into a lich, it turned out to be so dirty!

He threw the little skeleton on the ground and wiped his hands, feeling that he needed a pack of powerful decontamination powder.

The little skeleton lay on the ground and spread its limbs: "Come on! Bang me! I'm ready! ”

Wang Xiaohu replied with a black line: "Who wants to slap you?" ”

The little skeleton turned over and sat up: "So you didn't want to slap me, so what do you want to do by grabbing my chest?" ”

Wang Xiaohu: "When did I grab your breast?" Do you still have breasts? ”

The little skeleton patted the sternum that had just been grabbed by Wang Xiaohu: "Why not?" Isn't it a chest here? ”

Wang Xiaohu: "......"

The little skeleton saw that Wang Xiaohu didn't want to slap it, so he stood up relaxedly, looked at Wang Xiaohu, and said: "I don't think you look like a bad person, we will be brothers in the future, and I will cover you for my brother in the future!" ”

Wang Xiaohu: "......"

Wang Xiaohu: "You fantasize about being rapped for a while, and you want to be a brother with me for a while, are you a man or a woman?" ”

"Of course I'm a girl." The little skeleton pointed to his pelvis and showed it to Wang Xiaohu, "Look, boys' pelvis is not so big." ”

Wang Xiaohu: "Then forget it, how can men and women be brothers......"

The little skeleton patted his sternum: "I have breasts, you have a brother, why can't you be a brother?" ”

Wang Xiaohu: "......"

This lich is too dirty, Wang Xiaohu decided not to talk nonsense with it: "Forget it, I have something serious to ask you." ”

The little skeleton patted his chest, looking very righteous: "You can ask what is the matter!" ”

Wang Xiaohu: "Are the zombies who attacked Wuzhuang Village last night your subordinates?" ”

Little Skeleton: "Yes, it's daytime, they're all going to sleep, and I can call out and get to know you at night." ”

Wang Xiaohu: "What kind of grudge do you have with Wuzhuang, sending so many zombies to attack other people's villages?" ”

Little Skeleton: "That's a long story......"

Wang Xiaohu: "Then you will make a long story short!" ”

The little skeleton said:

She was originally a very, very, very beautiful girl, and one day she passed through Wuzhuang Village, and the village asked her to eat 30 steamed buns at a time before she could leave.

Through hard work, she slowly increased her appetite, and finally one day she ate 30 steamed buns at a time and left Wuzhuang Village......

However, when she left Wuzhuang Village, she found that she had gained several times her weight, and she had become as fat as a ball!

The so-called one white covers all ugliness, and one fat destroys all...... She didn't want to live at that time!

But she tried many ways to commit suicide without success, and somehow she became what she is now.

Little skeleton: "You say, am I not sharing the sky with Wuzhuang?" ”

Wang Xiaohu: "......"

Wang Xiaohu asked again: "The three girls you borrowed the corpse to revive the soul today, were they alive or dead before?" ”

Little Skeleton: "Of course I'm dead, I never use a living person to borrow a corpse to resurrect a soul!" ”

The little skeleton explained: "There is a werewolf at the bottom of the mountain, who specializes in catching the little girl and the little daughter-in-law and forcing it, these three people met the pervert, they were forced to be helpless, and they didn't want to be snapped, so they chose to commit suicide." The werewolf saw that all three of them had committed suicide and wanted to eat their corpses, and I happened to rob them and come back for backup......"

Wang Xiaohu: "What do you say! Say it again? ”

Little skeleton: "The werewolf wanted to eat their corpses, and I just happened to meet them and snatched them back to use ......"

Wang Xiaohu: "It's not this sentence, the previous sentence." ”

Little skeleton: "I never use a living person to borrow a corpse to revive the soul......"

Wang Xiaohu: "The back!" ”

Little skeleton: "There is a werewolf under the mountain, who specializes in catching the little girl and daughter-in-law and snapping ......"

Wang Xiaohu stood up: "I have to go!" ”

Little Skeleton: "Where are you going?" Take me with you! ”

Wang Xiaohu grabbed the spine of the little skeleton and walked to the side of the mountaintop.

"Oh......" the little skeleton groaned, "no one has ever touched me there......"

Wang Xiaohu was speechless: Nonsense, who would touch someone else's spine if they have nothing to do?

Little Skeleton: "You want to find that werewolf?" I can take you there...... Hey, what do you want to do? ”

Wang Xiaohu: "You can't fall to death anyway, right?" ”

The little skeleton nodded, and Wang Xiaohu walked to the edge of the cliff and jumped down with a snort.

Little Skeleton: "Wow, wow, wow!" It's exciting! ”

Two people flew down from the top of the hill to the ground......

The little skeleton spread its hands, made a flying motion, and shouted, "You-Jump, I-Jump!"

Wang Xiaohu: "......"

Little Skeleton: "I didn't expect you to be quite romantic, I decided to agree to marry you!" ”

Wang Xiaohu: "When did I propose to you?" ”

Little Skeleton: "It's okay if you don't, I don't mind." ”

Wang Xiaohu: "......"

Little Skeleton: "The three women around you are not good women, really, you have to believe me, only women understand women!" ”

Wang Xiaohu: "......"

Little Skeleton: "I knew as soon as I saw that they just wanted to sleep with you when they were with you!" ”

The little skeleton said seriously, "I'm different...... I can do it on the couch and in the kitchen! ”

Wang Xiaohu slipped his hand and threw the little skeleton out......