When the sky was just dawning, Zhang Chengdao pulled me up for morning exercise. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoOriginally, in the past few days of military training, I think the amount of exercise is enough, so I am ready to be lazy and sleep for a few days. I didn't expect that the wishful thinking played very well, but it missed Lao Zhang's magic grasp.

While running circles around the playground, I teased him: "Don't you say that it's useless to exercise your muscles and bones, so why have you insisted on morning exercise for so many years?" ”

"This is called absorbing the first wisp of pure yang qi every day, I don't understand this, how can you be a god stick."

"Then you can absorb two more sips, look at your two dark circles, you didn't sleep last night, right? Come, let me let you breathe in my pure yang qi and replenish your body. ”

"You actually ran in front of me to fart, look at my crippled feet!"

The days went on like this, day after day, and in the blink of an eye, half of the military training had passed. Zhang Chengdao pulled me every night to discuss which girl in their class was good-looking, which girl in other classes was of high quality, and asked me if there was a girl I liked, and he could help me ask for a phone number or something.

Can I tell him I'm emotionally passive? So I had to go back to some instructors today and let me stand in a military posture when everyone was walking, and sing military songs when everyone was resting. If we don't talk about it, no one can really see that we are a special group of people who have experienced the death of several classmates and often deal with ghosts.

However, just when I thought my college life would last like this for a long time, Zhang Chengdao and I were woken up by a phone call in the middle of the night.

Struggling to get through the phone, a sweet voice came from the other end: "Brother-in-law, you and my food come to our dormitory, Congrong's state is a little unstable, only I am afraid that I can't handle it." Oh, by the way, I'm Ma Chenxue. ”

Brother-in-law? My dish? It wasn't until I heard Ma Chenxue's name that I automatically thought of a double ponytail girl wearing Hello Kitty pajamas and looking like a Barbie doll, and I remembered that she wasn't Han Hanqing's roommate.

She called me that, I don't know if Han Hanqing would kill her or kill me if she found out. The thought of the possibility of the latter being high made me feel a chill down my neck.

Look at the time, it's just over one o'clock in the morning. You said that this female ghost is too, she doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what kind of tossing and turning.

got up and climbed directly from my bed to Zhang Chengdao's bed, this thing should have woken up when the phone rang just now, and now is looking at me with his neck stretched.

I put my mouth to his ear and said, "Brother-in-law, there is something from Rong's side, your daughter-in-law told us to hurry up." ”

As soon as Zhang Chengdao heard what Congrong had done, he also got up, but he didn't forget to whisper to me: "What is my daughter-in-law, you must have evidence for spreading rumors!" ”

I hurriedly got dressed and came downstairs with a standard bag on my back only to find that the door was locked. I went to bed early a few days ago, and I really didn't know that there was such a thing as locking the door, what can I do?

So I discussed with Zhang Chengdao: "Why don't you pretend to have a stomachache, and I'll go to the housekeeper to open the door?" ”

Zhang Chengdao peeled off a piece of chewing gum and chewed it in his mouth, and said vaguely: "I can't even get out of the door, so it's a fart!" ”

After saying that, he stuffed the gum into the keyhole, took out another key, inserted it and twisted it. There was a click, and the door was opened.

Zhang Chengdao pulled out the key skillfully and brought out the gum by the way, and said: "With me, when we go in and out of major public places, there are locks that will definitely not stop us." ”

trotted all the way to the downstairs of Han Hanqing's dormitory, I called back according to the number I called before, and Ma Chenxue answered the phone without two rings.

I said we'd go downstairs and let her pick us up. Who knew that she said: "You guys find a way to come up by yourself, I'm so busy comforting Congrong that I can't pull away." With that, he hung up the phone.

This one...... I looked at Zhang Chengdao: "Comrade Zhang, the time has come to test you, the party and the people need you!" ”

Because the night was relatively quiet, Zhang Chengdao also heard something on the other end of the phone just now, and at this time, he shook his head desperately when he heard the words: "It's not that I can't open it, it's really that the crime of stealing the door of the women's bedroom is too big, and I really want to be caught, I am single and weak, and I can't carry it." Unless you're going to carry it? ”

What can I do? I'm not your leader, how can I have the obligation to send you to death to carry the black pot. However, I didn't listen to Ma Chenxue's tone very eagerly just now, so things shouldn't be in a hurry to the point where we should risk losing our reputation and rush in. So Zhang Chengdao began to spin in circles like a sign, while I began to smoke.

When I got to the second one, I suddenly remembered a buddy who might be able to help. So he threw away the cigarette butt and said to Zhang Chengdao: "You are here to watch the wind, I will go and ask for foreign help." After speaking, he turned around the two buildings and came to a flower bed.

The detector on my body jingled softly, and at the same time, I also saw a corner of the flower bed, there was a guy with Erlang's legs crossed, sitting there boredly and shaking his feet.

The detector didn't move for a few days, and if it didn't sound this time, I would have forgotten about him. Secretly took it out and took a look, only to see two lines of Chinese characters displayed side by side on the screen: fifteen meters in the direction of nine o'clock, combat power value: six thousand.

All right! This direction display function is really useless for me, I don't know which direction is at 12 o'clock, how can I tell where the direction is at 9 o'clock.

Also, what does the combat power value displayed below mean?,Didn't it say that it was good to show obsession points? If these six thousand are his obsession, then his harm is indeed low enough, for example, it is equivalent to the destructive power that an angry Jingba can cause.

While thinking about me, I put on the detector and walked in front of him, took out a cigarette and lit it and handed it to him and said, "Senior Ma, thank you, explore a way, look at the wind?" ”

That's right, this senior Ma is the one who stole underwear and died under the flower bed before he was born, and now he is committed to helping other underwear thieves.

Senior Ma stretched out his head and took a puff of cigarette, then raised his eyes to look at me, his feet still shaking, but he didn't speak.

I know that this is because the contempt for him was too obvious when we met last time, and it is estimated that this senior Ma still has a grudge against him. So I had to continue: "This, the senior is also a man, and he can't blow himself up in front of beautiful women, you know?" ”

Senior Ma reacted this time: "What a beauty, that's a tigress at all, young man!" Take a long-term view, don't be fooled by her superficial appearance, think about how she treated me that day, it's just miserable! ”

"Yes, yes, yes, senior, what you educate, then this busy 。。。。。。"

I thought that I was so low-voiced, Senior Ma would definitely agree, but who knew that he still stumped his head: "Don't help!" "This is the rhythm of toasting and not eating.

So I was no longer polite: "Senior, what kind of tigress, what superficial or something, if I tell someone, will the tragic thing happen one more time?" As I spoke, my gaze shifted to the foot he was shaking, as if I saw Han Hanqing drilling a hole in it with a high heel with a magic circle.

"What, you kid is ruthless, remember not to have a handle fall into my hands in the future!"

Successfully invited foreign aid and took Senior Ma to meet Zhang Chengdao. When I said that I was going to ask for foreign help, he probably guessed that I was looking for this product, so he was not surprised at all when he saw Senior Ma who appeared with me.

Seeing us coming, he pointed to the only room on the third floor with the light on and said, "That's the room, I just saw Ma Chenxue's figure shaking in front of the window, as if he was looking for us." ”

"Hmm." I tried my best to recall the last time I went to Han Hanqing's dormitory, it seemed to be the third floor.

"Then let's get ready to enter, Senior Ma will take the lead, Lao Zhang, you are responsible for opening the way, and I will be the queen of His Highness."

At this time, Xiu Yuan suddenly asked, "What about me?" ”

I looked at him and said angrily, "Let you explore the way, will you go?" ”

"No, no."

"Let your Highness go?"

"No, no."

"And what more can I expect from you?"

Xiu Yuan replied very simply: "It's more interesting to watch the excitement, it's too boring to let off steam." ”

"That's it, I can't benefit you from it, nor can I do harm to you, where to invite you, it's better to bother to find a professional." As soon as I finished speaking, I saw Zhang Chengdao waving to me at the door, and after saying a word, this kid opened the door, he came out of a family of thieves.

It was quiet in the women's dormitory late at night, and only my heart was pounding. What a view, fantastic, and secluded night! The sound of breathing fluctuated and gasped slightly, and colored lace appeared in my mind. I can vaguely hear someone talking in a dream, in this quiet night.

Nervous and excited, I followed Zhang Chengdao all the way to the third floor, but fortunately I didn't meet a girl like us who didn't sleep in the middle of the night and came out to wander around. However, when passing through a few doors, there was a rare voice from inside, and it seemed that the meeting had not yet ended.

Suppress yourself and want to shout: "It's late at night, get up and pee!" After Zhang Chengdao knocked on the only room with the light on, he also flashed in.

I saw a large charging lamp lit in the room, and Ma Chenxue sat alone on the chair with the light on her back. She was still wearing the Hello Kitty pajamas, and she was looking at us with a nonchalant expression.

Seeing this scene, even if Zhang Chengdao and I were as bold as me, we were really taken aback. What's the matter, is this a trick on the corpse?

Anyway, why didn't she see Congrong, could it be that she had successfully mutated and occupied Ma Chenxue's body? What we see now is actually just Ma Chenxue's body, and her heart is actually Cong Rong, who has become a perverted murderer?

Just thinking about it, Ma Chenxue showed us a smile, and at this moment I seemed to see an angel with holy light, and I had the urge to bow down. And Zhang Chengdao was very inhumane and bit the tip of his tongue again.

In this charming kung fu, it is definitely Ma Chenxue himself.

"Sit down." Ma Chenxue saw that we both came back to their senses before they said to us.

At this time, in this place, where do we still have the heart to sit, so I asked Zhang Chengdao almost at the same time: "What about Congrong?" ”

"What's the situation?"

Ma Chenxue sighed faintly, and then said: "Thanks to you grinding and chirping down there, we are busy today." The only good thing is that I can easily tell you what's going on. ”

"Did you run away from Rong after running away?" That's what I asked.

"You sent her to reincarnation?" This is what Zhang Chengdao asked.

The two of us glanced at each other, both of these results are not optimistic, Congrong ran away means that we are going to catch her all over the campus in the dead of night, if this is the case, Lao Zhang's unlocking technology is useful.

If Cong Rong is sent to reincarnation, we can go back to sleep today. However, in the next few days, the two of us may have to be in and out of an accident site frequently, and the bloody scene~~ I really haven't experienced it.

"Here's how it happened." Ma Chenxue said slowly, her voice as gentle and sweet as singing a love song.

Tonight, a girl probably heard from another roommate that she could see her future self in the mirror at 12 o'clock at midnight, or a ghost or something like that, so she tried it in the bathroom mirror at 12 o'clock.

It's good that this girl happens to live in this building, but fortunately, this move happened to be sensed by Cong Rong, and what is even better is that this girl happens to be a weak physique.

How could Rong let go of such a good opportunity to earn resentment, so he broke through the seal and wanted to go behind the mirror to show the girl her true face.

Ma Chenxue naturally stopped her from going, and when she rushed and blocked, she missed the opportunity for Congrong to appear, and when Congrong rushed over, the girl happened to leave.

After returning from Rong in vain, she sat in front of the mirror and sulked for a long time, and finally gave up the idea of entangling the girl under the persuasion of Ma Chenxue, and instead made a cucumber mask to soothe her mood.

Hearing this, Zhang Chengdao and I couldn't help but look at each other, and we all saw the incredible on each other's faces, how unreliable this woman's thinking mode is, no wonder she can make her face like that.

Ma Chenxue continued: "It's a pity that the problem lies in this cucumber. Yesterday the cucumbers ran out, and I didn't have time to buy them, so Congrong's temper came up again, and I couldn't persuade them. Just before I could turn on the light, she finally ran to press the girl's bed. ”

I did it for a long time to get a cucumber. Sister, can we buy more of this kind of standing goods at a time?

Ma Chenxue glanced at me when she heard the words and said: "What do you men know, this cucumber needs to be fresh, and it will have no effect if it is left for a long time." ”

Zhang Chengdao touched me: "Regarding the method of using cucumbers for beauty, my mother is going to write a book, this world we men will never understand, don't worry about it." ”

"So what do we do now? Go back to sleep? I asked again. It's no wonder I think so, you say that people just go to press the bed to vent their anger, and when the anger is gone, they will come back naturally, what can be a big deal.

Who knew that without waiting for Ma Chenxue to speak, Zhang Chengdao said first: "What do you want, quickly find her and catch her, don't forget that the girl has a weak physique, and she can see Congrong." If you really scare her out, how can you be worthy of your profession and your conscience. ”

Occupation? Looks like no one has paid me yet, okay. But let's go for it honestly, for the sake of conscience.