Chapter 162: The three essentials of the face slapping method are fast, accurate, and ruthless

"You said that His Excellency the President personally asked Mr. Zhao for the video, what will be the content of it?" A technician said. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Another person mysteriously approached, "Needless to say, Mr. Zhao must have with the zombies there again." ”

"It's unlikely, this video is the highest level of secrecy, and this kind of fight with zombies is just a trivial matter for Mr. Zhao, and the president doesn't need to pay so much attention to it."

"And what do you think it might be?"

"It should be that Mr. Zhao has found something good, such as golden meat or item No. 1."

"Ah yes, only the discovery of such a level as the golden meat and the No. 1 item can make His Excellency the President personally dispatch, and there can be such a high level of secrecy."

"Fifth brother, what is item No. 1?" A new technician, with an inexplicable glint in his eyes, asked curiously.

The fifth brother drank saliva and said excitedly, "The No. 1 item was discovered by Mr. Zhao and can allow humans to defeat zombies. With it, no matter how many zombies there are, I also believe that humanity will win. ”

"Ah, that's amazing, huh? It can't be, there is such a thing in the world, right? ”

"Why not? Mr. Zhao's ability is not something that mortals like you and me can guess. ”

"I still don't believe it, if you don't say what item No. 1 is, I just don't believe it. By the way, isn't it fifth brother, you don't know what this No. 1 item is? ”

"What? Do you suspect me of bragging? Hey, fifth brother, I'll tell you today, that item No. 1 is,"

In the middle of the conversation, he was interrupted by a heavy cough, "Cough, Xiao Wu, you drank too much today." Go outside and wash your face and sober up. ”

Xiao Wu's face turned pale, "Yes, yes, team leader, I drank too much today, and I was dizzy and talking nonsense." I'm going to wash my face now, I'm going to do it now. ”

The team leader had a straight face, and said to the new technician, "Bao Weihan, you have been suspended, let me out immediately." ”

"Team leader, team leader, why?"

"You're talking too much, get me out." The team leader said slowly.

When Xiao Wu came back and saw that there was a different person, the cold sweat on his face came down.

The team leader tapped his finger at him and gave him a warning,

"It's four o'clock, and we get to work."

"Yes, yes."

As the new presidential secretary, Chu Ke has been very busy in the past two days.

Not to mention anything else, it is no longer easy to just write down the names of those heads and brains in Sin'an and match them with their appearance and positions.

As a secretary, if you see someone but don't know who it is, how can you arrange a time to meet the president according to your identity? If someone pretends to be a general and wants to disadvantage the president, what if she puts it in?

No, after she took a USB flash drive to the president, she took the roster and memorized people's names there.

When she was carrying to the rank of lieutenant colonel, she heard An Ji say to her with a smile. "Haha, Chu Ke, you can also come and see, your Zhao Jiayan is too talented."

As soon as he heard that it was Zhao Jiayan, Chu Ke immediately put down the roster in his hand and trotted into the house.

After a while, the laughter of An Ji and Chu Ke kept coming from the crack in the door that he forgot to close.

Xiao Wang was about to find the president at this time, and when he heard the laughter of the two, he simply sat at the secretary's special table and guarded the door for Chu Ke.

An Jile opened the video, and the opening scene was Zhao Jiayan standing in front of Tyson, gently introducing the origin of Tyson and others, the power of the Ten Killing Array, and the predicament faced by these ten people now.

Then, Zhao Jiayan's face twitched, and he said seriously, "In order to save them safely, I had to apply some special methods." Note to those who watch the video, this method is very professional, please use it under the guidance of an expert. ”

Chu Ke hasn't seen it until now, there is something in the video that makes President An funny. Although Brother Zhao's demeanor is still the same, shouldn't that be a laughing point?

An Ji saw her thoughts and said with a smile, "Don't worry, the show will start immediately." ”

"Oh."

Chu Ke watched the video seriously.

Inside, Zhao Jiayan turned around and faced Tyson, and the camera turned to the side, enclosing the sides of both of them on the screen.

"Since the Ten Killing Array is inherited from ancient times, it is not only extremely powerful, but also extremely wonderful to use. After researching countless sources, I found a way to wake them up without harming Tyson and the others. I call this method the slap in the face. ”

"Poof!" Chu Ke couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

"Grandpa, did he mean it's called the face slapping method?"

"Yes, it's really called the face slapping method, you didn't see him and he was afraid that others wouldn't know how to write it, so he deliberately added subtitles."

"Giggle......." Chu Kejiao smiled again and again, "This, this, this name is good." ”

"It's good, it's very pertinent." An Ji learned Zhao Jiayan's appearance, a serious and authentic way.

In the camera, Zhao Jiayan stretched out one hand behind his back, stretched forward with the other, shook his front hand and retracted it, and explained to the camera, "Now this Tyson is in a state of deep hypnosis and is completely caught in his own fantasy." You see, even through the lens, you should be able to see how tall and majestic his posture is with his hands raised to the sky. ”

Chu Ke nodded with a smile, as Zhao Jiayan said, even if she only watched the video, she could feel the pressure from Tyson. As for the tall and majestic, that's a bit exaggerated.

"Ahem, if you want to wake him up, you must be fast, accurate, and ruthless."

He turned his face and stretched out his hand, posing.

Chu Ke was looking forward to how Zhao Jiayan would use this face-slapping method, how to be fast and ruthless, and Zhao Jiayan took his hand back.

"Actually, I'm under a lot of pressure right now."

As soon as he finished speaking, Chu Kegang smiled, "Smack!" ”

Zhao Jiayan suddenly slapped Tyson hard.

Chu Ke's mouth is open, what's wrong with this?

"Tell me who you are."

"I am the Lord of the Universe."

"Smack!" A slap in the right hand.

"No, you're the Lord of the Milky Way."

"Yes, I'm the Lord of the Galaxy."

"Smack!" A slap in the left hand.

"No, you're the Lord of the Solar System."

"Yes, I'm the Lord of the Solar System."

"Smack!" A slap in the right hand.

"No, you're the owner of the Earth."

"Yes, I'm the Earth Lord."

"Smack." A slap in the left hand.

……

"Smack!" A slap in the right hand.

"No, you're just a garbage picker."

"Yes, I'm a garbage picker."

"Smack!" A slap in the left hand.

"By the way, you're a garbage picker. Now that you're done picking up the trash, let's go to sleep. ”

"Yes, I'm done picking up the garbage and going to sleep."

Tyson fell to the ground and snored.

Chu Ke's eyes widened, and he reacted for a long time before he sat on the ground, hugged his stomach and laughed violently.

She laughed at the thought of the slap. Thinking that Zhao Jiayan said that the slap in the face was so lofty, she smiled. Remembering that Tyson had become the master of the universe, she smiled. She laughed at the thought of Tyson's transformation from a master to a garbage picker.

There were too many laughs, and Chu Ke couldn't control the rushing laughter anyway.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha......."

Even if An Ji watched it for the second time, he laughed so much that he even laughed at the shrapnel in his lungs.

The video was synchronously transmitted to the computers of the three old men, and the three family members immediately laughed in half.

"Damn, this Zhao Jiayan is so talented, it is really a face-slapping method, it is really fast, accurate, and ruthless. Admire, admire. ”

"I'm going to go, this slap is so cool. What's even cooler is that the fan is particularly straightforward and coquettish. ”

"Ahem, you two should pay attention to your image. It's been a day, why didn't the old man think of such a righteous and awe-inspiring method? If there is such a thing in the Nangong family in the future, I will follow this. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, for the inheritance of the Nangong family in the future, we must use this method. This slap in the face is good, it's really good. ”

"Hah......."

On the video, Zhao Jiayan worked tirelessly and continued to wake up the other nine people one by one with the slapping method.

Very seriously, patiently repeated the face slapping method nine times.

Hastily piled ten people together, Zhao Jiayan faced the camera again, rubbed his hands and said sincerely, "I deeply regret slapping people like this." Here, I sincerely suggest to the Nangong family that it is best to stay at home and play in this ten killing array. Take it out and use it, and it will hurt a lot in the face. ”

"Haha......"

Chu Ke sat on the ground, she was weak all over, and she laughed miserably.

An Ji touched his raised eyebrows, the Nangong family wanted to kill Zhao Jiayan domineeringly this time, and this behavior completely annoyed him.

An edited version of this video is quietly circulating in Sin'an City.