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Yin Jian was not a person who was always grateful, because he didn't feel that he was happier than others, until one day he broke into the Five Elements Village in a daze.

Looking back on the internship experience of more than two months on the planet Sigma-O3, I really have a feeling of being reincarnated.

From a repairman waiting to die to a cultivator with unique skills, the experience of just two months was more exciting than the first half of his life combined, and he has always been grateful for the fact that he can have today thanks to the five teachers.

Respecting teachers can't just be an empty phrase, this time back to Wuxing Village, he carefully selected some native products of the civilized world to bring to the five teachers as gifts.

True people have been cultivating for thousands of years and have already looked down on material desires, and it is impossible for him to come up with anything to make them feel excited, the value of the gift is not important, and the goose feathers are sent thousands of miles, focusing on a piece of heart.

Tuzhen people love to read, and Yin Jian brought him a set of encyclopedias for him to understand the civilized world outside.

Huo Zhenren loves to drink, Yin Jian brought him many famous wines, from Moutai, Erguotou, Zhuangyuan Red, Bamboo Leaf Green to Champagne, whiskey, vodka, brandy, to Bordeaux and Burgundy All kinds of high-end red wines, as well as many strange wines from the colonial planet, look very sci-fi and give people a feeling that they will become monsters if they drink it, and they are all packaged and brought to the teacher to taste.

Jin Zhenren likes complex crafts and utensils, and Yin Jian brought him all kinds of household appliances, guns and weapons, and simulated figures of mechas, which was enough for him to study for a while.

Jin Zhenren's eyes lit up when he saw these strange things, and a rare smile appeared on the coffin's face. Dismantled an electric shaver and pondered there, and soon became fascinated, and said to himself: "The design of this magic weapon is very ingenious......" Yin Jian wiped a cold sweat, it seems that whether it is the world of cultivation or the civilized world, there are "technical nerds" like Teacher Jin.

Everyone has a love for beauty, and cultivators are no exception.

Although Narcissus refused to admit it, she was recognized as the most stinky and beautiful person in the village. Yin Jian brought her a lot of beautiful clothes, shoes and cosmetics, such as Dior, Gucci, Chanel, Prada, Hermes, Estee Lauder, a world-famous brand.

Shui Xiangu picked up a short skirt and measured it on her body, her pink cheeks flushed, and she said shamefully: "This skirt is only half a foot long, so it is good to be obscene, how can I wear it for the teacher." ”

Yin Jian said with a smile: "Master, you don't know, this style is popular outside now. "If you don't believe it, you can search for "Qi x little skirt" on the Internet to know how popular it is.

Narcissus had a flat mouth, but in the end she still didn't have the courage to put on this popular equipment, put down her short skirt, picked up a pair of strap-on Roman shoes inlaid with rhinestones, and said in surprise: "These shoes are not for Hanako, showing flesh everywhere, so raw and ridiculous." ”

Yin Jianchong is an expert: "This is also a popular style, and it is an indispensable fashion element for the sexy scenery on the streets in summer. ”

Narcissus didn't mind trying on sandals, but the stiletto heels that were more than half a foot tall made her daunting.

"Why is there a pair of steel cones on the soles of these shoes, isn't it used to protect against perverts?"

Yin Jian couldn't help but smile and said seriously: "The master doesn't know, wearing high heels will make him look taller and more elegant." ”

"Oh, then I'd like to try it as a teacher." Narcissus stepped on her high heels, walked a few steps to find a feeling, and suddenly spread her arms and spun in place, as if dancing, and smiling coquettishly while flying.

"I'm right, I immediately feel different when I wear these shoes!" Narcissus Gu was reluctant to take off her new shoes, so she skillfully stepped on the cat steps and returned to Yin Jian without being taught, with an excited face, "It's good, I'm as tall as an apprentice when I wear these shoes!" ”

After walking a few times, he waved his hand to draw a water mirror in the void, and stood in front of the mirror Gu Ying felt sorry for himself, "Wearing these shoes really looks extraordinary, and it has been decided for the teacher, and I will not wear high-heeled shoes in the future!" ”

Yin Jian couldn't help laughing, thinking that high heels do have an irresistible charm for women who love beauty, and even the narcissus who has not asked about the world for a long time seems to have turned on the current as soon as she wears it, and immediately awakens the fashion feeling that has been sleeping in her heart for thousands of years.

Mu Xiangu is not interested in fashion, and her biggest hobby is eating snacks. Yin Jian brought the gluttonous master a lot of candy and snacks that she had never heard of or seen.

Seeing those exquisitely packaged candy boxes, Mu Xiangu was immediately excited, and her eyes circled around Yin Jian: "Quickly show me what kind of good things are"

On a whim, Yin Jian teased her with a lollipop: "I'll give it to you when I call my brother." ”

As soon as she saw that the candy wood fairy didn't even care about her face, she shouted with her tiger teeth and sweet silk: "Good brother, my little sister wants to eat candy, give it to others~"

Seeing her cute and cute smiling face, Yin Jianxin was about to melt, and quickly peeled off the candy paper and fed it to the "master sister" in his mouth.

Mu Fairy Gu sucked a lollipop with a happy face: "Brother is so good, Sister Jin'er likes you the most!" ”

Mu Xiangu's nickname is Mu Jin'er, and she hasn't used this name for hundreds of years. In order to please the "little brother" who fed her candy, he really spared no effort...... All the examples of teachers have been thrown into the gutter.

What is happier than being happy is seeing others happy because of themselves.

Seeing that the five teachers were so happy, Yin Jian decided to bring back more souvenirs from the outside world in the future to honor them.

After distributing the gifts to the teachers, Yin Jian returned to his hut to practice the Five Elements Dao Technique. Sitting on the ground and meditating on his knees, after a week of practice, a few new spirit seeds were added to the sea of qi, and a sense of satisfaction that could not be replaced by anything else suddenly arose.

After finishing his work, he was about to go to the warehouse to sort out the weapons and equipment brought back from the civilized world, when he accidentally remembered that His Majesty the Mother Emperor was still in the demon refining pot, so he quickly released her and took her to meet the Tuzhen people.

The big beauty girl was too tall to enter the door of Gou Chenju, so she had to meet the real person outside the door.

"Poor Dao heard Yin Jian say that your life experience, it's really pitiful, in the future, you will be regarded as a registered disciple of Poor Dao, settle down in this village to practice Taoism, if there is anything inconvenient to tell the teacher, go and ask the two fairy aunts to help, don't see outside, since you come to Wuxing Village, you are a family."

The big beauty girl was not polite at all, and said with a smile: "Sister, ......" suddenly noticed that Yin Jian was glaring at her, and quickly changed her words, "Uh, the apprentice is too big, and he can't go into the house to meet the teacher, and he doesn't have a place to live." ”

Tuzhen smiled: "What's so difficult about this. With a flick of the dust, a puff of silver light fell on his head.

The mother emperor felt that hundreds of millions of thoughts containing mysterious knowledge were poured into her mind, and when the Tuzhen people wanted to take away, she was so frightened that she was restless.

Yin Jian reassured in time: "Don't be afraid, the master is blessing the empowerment for you." ”

After a while, Tu Zhenren withdrew his mana and laughed loudly: "It's not too small to show me!" ”

The mother emperor's eyes flashed with a look of enlightenment, urging the instilled "Bone Shrinking Great Magical Power", pinching the Dao trick with his hand and twisting his waist, instantly shrinking to the size of an ordinary person, and couldn't help jumping up in surprise.

"Thank you, teacher, teacher is really a living fairy!"

With this shrunken bone, from a three-foot little Lori to a seven-meter beauty, she can expand and contract as she wants, and she won't have to worry about not being able to enter the door in the future.

Tu Zhenren realized that her former clothes did not fit well after she became smaller, and turned her head and told Yin Jian: "Take your junior sister to see Narcissus tomorrow and ask her to help your junior sister sew a few new clothes." ”

Before Yin Jian could answer, the mother queen hurriedly said, "Don't be so troublesome, anyway, I rarely wear clothes." "She's used to running around bare-.

Tuzhen frowned and said: "The weather is cold, you still have to wear clothes, Yin Jian, this matter must be done, you can stare at it when you turn around." "I'm afraid that she will catch a cold and get sick, but it's mainly because of the immorality of running naked.

Yin Jian glared at this unobtrusive stupid girl, and hurriedly beat her back to the hidden sword residence.

The big beauty girl is still not interested, and she circles around the crane that can spew water, touching here and there, with a curious look. Hearing Yin Jian drive her away, she said coquettishly: "What's the hurry, sister is not tired, I still want to play for a while." ”

"Play a hairy, this village is forbidden to run naked!" Yin Jian couldn't bear it anymore, kicked her out of the door, turned back to Teacher Tu and smiled bitterly, "Master, she didn't know the rules when she first arrived, I'll educate her well when I go back." ”

Tuzhen smiled: "I like this little girl very much, she is innocent and childish, as a senior brother, you should care more about the little junior sister, don't always murder her." ”

Yin Jian nodded in agreement, but he was smiling bitterly in his heart. From the mother emperor to the little junior sister of Wuxing Village, the identity of the big beauty has changed too drastically, and she can't accept it for a while.

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Bidding farewell to the Tuzhen people, Yin Jian returned to the "Hidden Sword Residence". Now that the cottage has a female tenant, he specially redecorated the cottage and separated a separate bedroom for His Majesty the Mother.

"Big beauty, this is our new home from now on." As soon as the words came out, it felt weird, why did it mean a little cohabitation?

Her Majesty the Mother Empress was very satisfied with her new home, and she made the bed and rolled comfortably on it, showing a pleasant smile: "Don't always be a big beauty growing up and a short beauty, my sister has a name." ”

"Oh? I haven't asked for a name yet. ”

"White Ertu Gulaño Benozililla Midtodd Say Vivien......" Seeing the black lines popping out of Yin Jian's forehead, she stopped and asked, "Isn't it a little complicated, I've only read less than half of it." ”

"It's a little bit more complicated! From now on, you will be called Yin Xiaobai. "Silver snow skin, how intuitive.

"Why 'Yin' Xiaobai?"

"You forgot all about the bet?"

"Uh......h Yin Xiaobai, just Yin Xiaobai. Anyway, the name is just a symbol, and Ms. Yin Xiaobai gave in without much resistance.

After working for a while, he finally cleaned up Xiaobai's room, and Yin Jian lay down under the eaves of the porch to take a breath.

Xiaobai sat down next to him, held his head up and pillowed it on his lap, so that he could sleep more comfortably, and his inadvertent gentleness revealed his inner gratitude.

Xiuzhen-World is indeed a good place for her to start a new life, it is not a problem for a mother emperor to start from scratch, with a strong reproductive instinct, it will not take a few years to create a new Sigma tribe.

Without Yin Jian, she would not have the life she has now, either sleeping in her home planet until she dies, or bowing down to Queen Xingyao and living a humiliating life under the fence.

Therefore, she is full of gratitude to Yin Jian. Although they are not of the same race, he is her only relative in this strange world.

She has conceived countless offspring, but she has never understood love, so it feels strange to be on a blind date with the opposite sex, and she doesn't understand why her heart is beating so fast.

On a spring afternoon, pillowing the soft and smooth thighs of His Majesty the Mother, the sun shines on the body warmly and very pleasantly. Yin Jian stretched his waist and rubbed Xiaobai's flat and soft lower abdomen: "The mother queen is also pregnant with a baby here?" ”

Xiao Bai lifted a strand of silk on his forehead, and said with a smile: "It's quite big to be young and forgetful, as I told you, my sister has two sets of reproductive organs, which can not only use the womb to conceive babies like human women, but also follow the egg-laying method of the Zerg." ”

As he spoke, he stretched out the eight sickle-shaped hook claws behind him in front of Yin Jian, telling him that the ends of the hook claws have many fine holes, which can squirt out a large number of mature eggs, and the male can hatch larvae after fertilizing the eggs. The entire process is carried out outside the body, which is 10 million times more efficient than viviparity.

"It turns out that these hooks are used to lay eggs, and I thought they were weapons."

"It's not wrong to say it's a weapon, the hook can be used as a knife when necessary."

Yin Jian couldn't help but sigh: "Losing the protection of the heir, the dignified mother emperor has fallen into the situation of relying on hook claws to fight hand-to-hand with others, which is inevitably too miserable." ”

Her Majesty the Mother Emperor's eyes widened: "Are you laughing at me?" ”

"I don't mean that, I mean you have to get a bunch of soldiers out of the house, and then I'll be able to get rid of them by the way, and have a lot of loyal and reliable thugs at my disposal—and even better, bring your own rations and don't get paid."

Xiaobai really wanted to tell him a common sense, a good field must have good seeds to harvest, and without a male to provide tadpoles, no matter how many eggs she lays, she will not hatch...... However, in the end, he was still embarrassed to speak, for fear that he would take the opportunity to make fun of him.

As soon as they began to live together, Yin Jian ushered in a severe test of will. After Xiao Bai came to the Five Elements Village, his nature was difficult to change, and he knew that he put on the pure gold armor outside, and when he returned to the hut, he couldn't wait to strip naked, wandering around with his big breasts and fat buttocks, testing his sanity every minute and every second.

Yin Jian's eyes were eating ice cream fiercely, and he was also crying bitterly in his heart, "This is really not to treat the Sprinkler family as a beast, hmph, I have to show you a beast." ”

Before going to bed, set the alarm clock until midnight and plan for a night attack. I didn't plan to really play hooligan, I just wanted to scare Xiaobai, pay attention to my appearance in the future, and don't be too casual in front of men.

The alarm went off as scheduled, but unfortunately only woke up his fingers.

A few minutes later, a certain junior sister next door got up and booed, heard the dying and mournful sound of the alarm clock, and walked in curiously, which freed the poor little clock from someone's clutches...... Although it has been pinched flat, it is still strong and shouting "jingle bell" and "jingle bell".

Yin Jian was half-asleep and half-awake when he saw a white shadow dangling at the head of the bed, and when he touched it, he felt slippery and knew that it was Xiaobai, and asked sleepily: "What do you want to do if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?" ”

Xiaobai shook the dying alarm clock: "Sister still wants to ask you, why did you set the alarm clock at midnight?" ”

Yin Jian's mind was now full of sleepy insects, and he couldn't think of what to do at the scheduled time, so he yawned and said, "Forget it, don't care so much, sleep and sleep." ”

Roll over and continue to sleep.

Xiaobai smiled lightly, clenched his five fingers slightly to completely extinguish the moaning of the alarm clock, and threw a pile of scrap iron into the trash.

She sat on the edge of the bed, leaned over to gaze at Yin Jian's sleeping face, her expression gradually changed from banter to pity, and sighed faintly: "Look at your stupid sister, the root of her teeth is itchy, I want to bite you to death." Sure enough, he leaned over, but he didn't bite it, and put a gentle kiss on his lips.

Yin Jian felt a faint fragrance in his nose in half sleep, and a soft and moist touch came from the corner of his mouth, which was very comfortable, but he couldn't tell what it tasted like.

After a while, when I opened my eyes and looked again, the room was already gone, and the kiss just now seemed to be a spring dream without a trace, both real and illusory.