Chapter 385: Dark ...... Cuisine?
Chen Xiaofeng racked his brains hard, hoping to get along with the countermeasures to solve the current dilemma.
However, at this moment......
"Ahhh
Yu stood up suddenly, kicking the bottle at her feet to the ground, but she didn't even look at it.
"Oops, oops! Chen, Hiccup Xiaofeng! Since I forgot an important thing, it's rare to have the opportunity to eat hot pot together! β
You shouted like this, and then rushed from the living room to the kitchen with a brisk walk, such a skill could not be seen as a drunken person at all, and even Chen Xiaofeng had no time to stop it.
"What's wrong? What are you doing in the kitchen? β
Chen Xiaofeng had a bad premonition, his heart trembled, and after a while, You returned to the living room with the same vigorous pace.
You's hair is out, but his eyes are bright, and he holds a soup spoon for cooking in his hand...... It seems that Yu went to the kitchen for this soup spoon.
That's the spoon that I use to make soup.
Chen Xiaofeng already knows something, no matter what, You is absolutely not allowed to touch kitchen utensils, that is to say, the kitchen is her forbidden place, so after getting drunk, it is normal for You to have hopes for that forbidden land.
Chen Xiaofeng's heart was full of ominous premonitions.
"Wait, wait, Yo, what the hell are you going to do!"
Chen Xiaofeng's face was pale, and he wanted to stop You, but it was too late.
Yu seems to be talking to himself:
"Dark, dark cuisine...... That's right, that's my culinary realm! Be sure to let everyone try it today! β
As he spoke, You's lips opened and closed, and the light blue magic emanated......
Then, Chen Xiaofeng's eyes were pitch black.
"Ahh
It was Minato's scream, and Misaka suddenly looked up when he heard it.
Of course, Chen Xiaofeng didn't know, because he couldn't see anything, and such darkness made him not know if he was open.
"Excellent! What the hell have you done? β
"Black ...... Belch...... Dark Cuisine! β
"What's that? Why can't you see anything when you're cooking? β
Even if you look at Youdo, she can make something that kills people, and if she doesn't look at anything, God knows what kind of biochemical weapons she will make!
"Dark Cuisine...... Of course it's going to be dark! β
"I knew it!"
"Nasty! I can't see anything! Misaka ...... Where are you? β
ββ¦β¦ Well...... I'm here, Minato...... It's dark, oh, we're sleeping, of course...... Good night. β
Chen Xiaofeng stood up and wanted to move in the direction of You, but he was tripped by Misaka in the dark, lost his balance, and then unfortunately stepped on his lovely sister, which made Minato, who was finally going to sleep, wail again and again.
"Sure enough, Hiccup, my cooking is perfect, this is my dark cooking...... Hiccup, it looks so good! β
In the dark, Yu seems to be very intoxicated, but no one in this space is in the mood to listen to her express her feelings, no one is watching You, it should be said that no one can see her.
"There's always a sense of the end of the world...... This is terrible. β
"Hiccup...... Is this Chen Xiaofeng's voice? Is that you? Do not worry...... Belch...... This magic will disappear after a while. β
"After a while...... How long is it? β
"This ...... Who knows......"
"Who knows!"
"It was about morning...... Right? β
"What! This chaos will continue until the morning! And you're still using interrogative sentences! β
Chen Xiaofeng closed his eyes in despair, and a moan came out of his mouth.
However, in this living room, it was not only Chen Xiaofeng who was panicking.
"Misaka...... Misaka ...... Where are you, Misaka? β
"Huh? Odd...... Kuroko, Kuroko is you, right? Why are you holding me so tightly? β
"Oooh...... It's Misaka...... I'm making it! β
"Huh? How can I get together with Minato? - Wow! Wet! It must have been that idiot Kuroko who put the cup in this place! β
"Huh...... It's really wet...... It's the first time I've had a dream that feels wet......"
"Haha...... You've all seen my dark cooking! It's a pleasure...... Belch...... Forehead? Chen Xiaofeng, what will you do next?
Chaos, screams, roars, and lamentations all appeared in this space where he couldn't see his fingers at the same time, and the depressed Chen Xiaofeng couldn't say a word.
"Xiaofeng...... Over here...... What's going on here? β
At this time, Chen Xiaofeng heard a calm voice in the darkness, and Chen Xiaofeng felt a figure appear in the living room.
Chen Xiaofeng hurriedly came back to his senses, as if he saw hope, and his eyes flashed with bright light.
"Lily! Lily is so nice! Good thing you're still awake! β
It was Artoria who spoke. Although she was a little drunk before, she went back to the room in advance to prepare for bed, but she seemed to be woken up by the noise in the living room, and it seemed that the alcohol had gone down a lot, so she would go to the living room to take a look.
"By the way, Lily, can you see that?"
"Yes."
"Great...... By the way, do you know how to crack this magic of You? β
"There's nothing you can do about this...... The Superior Spiritual Word has no magical structure, it is just a simple 'realization', so it cannot be cracked......"
"That's right...... Let's talk about it then...... Nowβyes! Chafing dish! Lily, help turn off the fire under the hot pot first! β
"Okay."
Artoria walked over, and with a "click" the small gas stove was turned off.
Turning off the switch is such an extremely ordinary thing, but it gives Chen Xiaofeng a great sense of security.
I didn't expect it to be such a terrible thing to not see a qiΔ, and now it's not so much a dark cooking performance as Yuu said, but a game of life and death.
"Uh...... My head hurts a little bit, and I can't figure out how to do it......"
"Misaka...... Where are you? β
"I'm here, Xiaominato, don't worry, I'm here...... By the way, don't move, be careful to kick the cup that the sunspot is lying around. β
"Oh, can I go back to sleep?"
"Eun, go to sleep...... When such a thing happens, Misaka Kazuminato better go straight to sleep...... By the way, You, what did you say in your spiritual words? β
"Huh? What do you mean? β
"Do you mean that this room has no light? If that's the case, we can go to another room first......"
"Hiccup...... No, it's not, it's useless...... Belch...... I'm not talking about this space, but ...... Belch...... It's a ...... to the human eye Hiccup......"
"You're really thoughtful!"
There is no way out, so it's better to stay in the living room.
"Xiaofeng, do you need me to clean up some of the tableware here first?"
"Oh, okay, I'm sorry for you."