Chapter 17: The Land Gong (I)

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"You whammy! Almost caused us trouble, is this land god also you can see if you want to see! Fortunately, Master Zhuge is here! Otherwise, if you really get into trouble, I'll let your kid walk around without eating! ā€

Ma Bi seemed to have completely forgotten that he was also in favor of inviting God at this time, and pointed at Edamame with an angry face and scolded.

Edamame shrugged his nose, too lazy to pay attention to Ma Bi, who was dancing with his teeth and claws, only to see his eyes slightly closed, the two fingers of his left hand were together, he pinched a handprint, and opened his mouth to shout.

"The land of the altar, the most spiritual of the gods, ascend to heaven and earth, go out of the secluded and enter the underworld, for me to play, no stay, on the day of merit, the name of the book is clear, urgent as the law!"

The crackling string of words couldn't help but stunned the two members of the Ma family, who were preparing to ask the teacher for their guilt, but after a breath, the eyes of the two showed a shock that could not be concealed.

As soon as Edamame's words fell, a gray whirlwind suddenly rose in front of him, and after the whirlwind, a dry little old man appeared on the ground out of thin air.

The old man was very thin, just up to Edamame's knees, with only a few hairs left on his head, small eyes and a big nose, a rickety body, a green beer bottle in his hand, a dirty vest and shorts on his body, and a torn vest that looked very wide on him, hanging loosely on his shoulders, and fluttering around when the wind blew it.

When the old man first appeared, he was still confused, blinking a pair of small eyes full of feces and looking around for a long time, and was so excited by the cold wind that he shivered a few times, as if he had just woken up.

I saw that the little old man raised his eyebrows and wrinkled his nose, and he stretched out his hand and pointed at the few people around him and scolded: "Which turtle son is full of food and has nothing to do!" Lao Tzu has just put the cover hot and! Recite a hairy mantra! ā€

Ma Shihao and Ma Bi were stunned by the little old man who appeared out of thin air, and involuntarily took a few steps back. Listening to the string of swear words again, I was even more frightened, and my jaw that fell off couldn't close for a long time, so I could only stand in place in a daze.

Edamame looked at the angry little old man in front of him, and his face was a little embarrassed.

He remembered that when he was still in the countryside, his grandfather told himself that now the world is different from before, and there are fewer and fewer people who worship God and recite Buddha, except for the gods of wealth and goddess of mercy, which are closely related to people's daily needs, which of the rest of the temples is not incense bleak, not to mention the low-level gods like the land lord, it is estimated that no one will come to give them two sticks of incense all year round.

According to Grandpa Maodou's words, although this land lord is just a small god, he also guards the safety of the water and soil, and according to the establishment of the heavenly court, the size is also a civil servant level. But because the economy of Heavenly Court is sluggish, even many high-ranking immortals are living on basic salaries, and their low-level employees can only be regarded as suspended without pay.

But who will do it if they don't have money to work for nothing, and they are still wearing a fairy hat, and they can't even make extra money, so they can only guard their own one-third of an acre of land to make a living, to be honest, they are not as chic as some of the current monsters.

So now these mountain god lands and everything are basically in a state of passive sabotage, and no one wants to take care of the world's idle affairs anymore.

Based on the above reasons, Grandpa Edamame once told him not to use this spell if you don't need it, first, it's hard to say whether you can get it or not, and second, even if you forcibly invite it out, it's unwilling, few will help you with peace of mind, and if you don't do it, you'll stab some Louzi out in the back.

But from the beginning, Edamame didn't plan to let the land help do anything for himself, he just wanted to vent his anger.

But now looking at the little old man in front of him who was angry and spitting wildly, he began to regret it in his heart again, this is easy to send God, and it seems that this land lord is not very good-tempered, how can this matter end later?

Glancing at the two Ma family members who were silent next to them, Edamame secretly touched his nose, and simply began to pretend to be dead and not speak.

The old man saw that he had been scolding for a long time and no one paid attention to him, and he was even more angry for a while, and he had a mouthful of thick phlegm, "Bang!" He spit on Ma Shihao's shiny leather shoes.

"Lao Tzu asks you! Are you guys dumb? Who called Lao Tzu up! Can you come out and fart! ā€

Qian Jizi, who was standing on the side, saw that the two of the Ma family had been staring intently at the ground in front of Edamame, their eyes did not blink, and they looked horrified. And the turtle boy also looked up at the sky, his eyes dodged, and his face was strange.

His heart sank, and he had a vague sense of foreboding. Seeing that the Ma family didn't have time to pay attention to themselves, Qian Jizi secretly picked up a grapefruit leaf on the ground, turned around and quickly wiped it on his eyes.

But I didn't expect to make my strength stronger in a hurry, and the juice in the grapefruit leaves accidentally splashed in my eyes, and I suddenly felt a hot pain in my eyes.

Qian Jizi rubbed his eyes, turned around with the pain, and looked at the ground with his eyes open, and when he saw the scolding little old man, his face suddenly changed greatly.

No way! There are really youkai! When Qianjizi saw the dry little old man on the ground, who was not half a person tall, he was ugly and full of swearing, and immediately classified him as a monster.

Qian Jizi looked up at Edamame, and then at Ma Shihao, who was still standing stupidly in place with a frightened face, and suddenly shouted in his heart.

I didn't expect that I had been in this industry for most of my life, and today I actually encountered a hard idea, this rustic boy actually has two brushes, I don't know where to summon what kind of thing, and if he continues to do this, maybe the business will be ruined by him!

This old man surnamed Ma is an out-and-out fat sheep! No way! With such a big list, you can't just let this kid cut off his beard! It seems that I can only use the spirit rune I asked for from the True Martial Arts Concept before!

A trace of fierceness flashed in Qian Jizi's eyes, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, he took out a large palm-sized yellow charm from his arms, and threw it at the little old man on the ground with an angry roar.

"Phew! What a little demon, he actually dares to be presumptuous in front of the deity! Don't hurry up and catch it! ā€

He paid a lot of money to bring back these charms. In the past, he helped people collect ghosts and catch demons, although most of them relied on flickering, but often walked by the river without getting their shoes wet, and after doing this for a long time, it was inevitable that they would still encounter a few unclean things, and once they encountered this unfortunate situation, these charms were his killer features, and they were also invincible when used often.

The spirit rune thrown out by Qianjizi crackled and smashed on the little old man's face, and then it was blown by the wind, and then slowly scattered to the ground around it.

The little old man was scolding vigorously at this time, but he was startled by this large number of charms that suddenly smashed over. He has been a land for so many years, and he is also a god in size, when has he ever seen someone dare to do anything to him.

After being stunned for a long time, he came back to his senses a little, reached out and pulled down a spirit talisman stuck to his face, looked down, and suddenly the green tendons on his forehead burst out.

"I'll give you a horse! Although Lao Tzu is of low grade, he is also a serious immortal! You turtle son dare to throw a ghost exorcism charm at me! ā€

With the little old man's monstrous scolding, a green beer bottle flew through the air, making a series of breaking sounds, and then accurately hit the frightened head.

With a crisp sound of glass bottles shattering, Qianjizi's head suddenly turned red, and his body involuntarily leaned back and collapsed to the ground.

The two of the Ma family gasped at the same time, watching the living immortals in their eyes being smashed to the ground by a wine bottle, they couldn't help but be a little panicked, Ma Bi also wanted to go up and help him as if reflexively, but was pulled back by Ma Shihao beside him.

Qian Jizi couldn't take care of the two Ma family with different faces at the moment, thinking that the spirit rune he relied on didn't work, and it seemed to have completely angered this vicious little old man, and he couldn't help but be frightened for a while.

Seeing the old man's eyes wide open and hideous, he walked towards him again, and couldn't help but "hicc......up", and his head tilted and he fainted with fright.