Chapter 47, Angel (Plague God) Home Delivery (I)

In the Doge's Palace, Venice, in a spacious lounge that was rather beautifully decorated and cleaned, a group of angels with wings behind their backs and circles of light hanging from their heads, but with haggard faces and seemingly very tired faces, were scattered in all corners of the room, squinting and napping.

Warm sunlight shines through the stained glass embedded in the window frames and spills onto the smooth oak floor, leaving a hazy glow. There was a sleepy silence throughout the room, with only the faint sound of snoring echoing.

Then, with two crisp knocks on the door, the smiling Governor of Venice, Andrea Dandoro, pushed the door in.

“…… Dear Angels, business has been negotiated in the city of Geneva, their town hall is willing to sacrifice three thousand florins for salvation, and the local church has expressed its willingness to fully obey the latest decree of the Pope and fully accept the doctrinal changes regarding cats......"

“…… Three thousand gold coins is really stingy......" Wang Qiu, who was dozing off on the table, rubbed his eyes, raised his head, shook his somewhat wrinkled wings, and said in a dissatisfied tone, "With such a little money, is it beating beggars?" Their lives are so cheap? ”

“…… Sorry, there are very few cities in the world that are as rich as Venice. In a small mountain town like Geneva, to be able to come up with 3,000 gold coins, it is already doing everything they can. Governor André replied, "...... After all, Switzerland is a poor place with little to produce except goats, but it is stuck in the main road over the Alps, which has a lot to do with our trade routes, and Mr. Doraemon, who manages the door of the gentry, also agrees...... Therefore, I would like to ask all the angels to look at the face of our country and go over and work hard."

-- Unlike the later Permanent Neutral Country, which was famous for its haute horlogerie, banks, and a large number of international organizations and conferences, with beautiful scenery and a high degree of affluence in its inhabitants, the Swiss in the Middle Ages had a rather miserable life. At that time, the Swiss were despised, and in Europe they were despised: in the Renaissance, the wealth of Switzerland as a whole was probably not as rich as that of a small Italian city

Of course, at that time, there were no poorer places in Europe than Switzerland, but they were basically in remote corners that no one paid attention to, and Switzerland was located in the core of Western Europe, surrounded by wide neighbors, and the richest northern Italian urban agglomeration in the south. Because the barren hometown really couldn't support many people, and the local lords exploited it very fiercely, those Swiss strong men had to come out to work as mercenaries, exchange their lives for a bite of bread to eat, and finally achieved the prestige of Swiss mercenaries......

Let's put it this way, the Italians of the Renaissance looked at Switzerland as the modern Indians looked at Tibet, and they looked down on it, but they still attached great importance to this land hanging above their heads, and at least they had to control it from all sides...... That's why the Doge of Venice would say good things for them - the Genevans promised the angels only three thousand gold coins, but the unequal treaties signed with Venice were much more than that

“…… Okay, three thousand, three thousand, I really can't help it. "I heard that Doraemon, a good old man, has been fooled into agreeing, and Wang Qiu, who was originally quite excited, couldn't think about it, so he had to nod, "...... That one...... Who has the spirit to take a trip to Geneva? ”

He muttered quietly and looked around the room, but the rest of the "angels" seemed to be more tired than himself, half awake and half asleep, and they didn't even bother to lift their heads. In particular, Shizuka Jukawa of Kim, it seems that due to her looks and demeanor (naturally stupid?) Very virgin, and quite a bit of the enthusiasm of medical workers, these days it seems to have become the main force to save the world, the number of appearances and poses here is too much, now I am too tired, the whole posture is extremely indecent pouting on the bench lying on the bench snoring like thunder, not afraid of the pair of foul huge boobs being pressed into small cakes......

Just as Wang Qiu sighed, dragged his sore body, staggered to his feet, and once again unfolded the "angel wings" behind him, preparing to work hard and pretend to be a ghost again, two small volunteers finally stood up.

“…… Big brother, will you let me go with my sister (sister) this time? We also want to experience what it feels like to be a savior."

- The pair of silver twins Lori, Hansel and Gretel, who were rescued from the world of "Black Reef" before, were wearing snow-white ancient Greek robes, with small wings spread behind their backs, and they blinked their eyes together very cutely, and prayed to Wang Qiu pitifully.

“…… Oh, then I'll let you experience it this time," Wang Qiu yawned and sat back, but out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a fat Scottish Fold cat slowly pacing by the wall, and suddenly thought of something, "...... By the way, do you wear cat ears well? ”

“…… Of course you have to wear it," the undisciplined silver twins smiled and shook their heads together, revealing the pair of fluffy white cat ears, and then turned around even more, and lifted the hem of the robe without shyness, revealing a pair of cute little white and tender butt ♀ stocks, as well as two long hairy sticks sticking out of the gap between their buttocks," ...... It's not just the cat's ears, but even the cat's tail has a good purpose to go in, oh, although it hurts, but people have now learned how to wag their tails, big brother, look at Gretel's (Hansel)'s tail wagging beautifully? ”

“…… Just apply a little more lube, and the big brother can put your big sausage in."

“…… Of course, people are still young after all, for the safety of our lives, in order to prevent the big brother's stick from breaking inside, the big brother had better come to Shizuka's mother first, turn the 'big sausage' into chives, and then deal with us, hehehehe......"

It's almost the same as usual, after another "malicious swagger and begging to be pushed down", accompanied by a crisp laugh like a silver bell, the two beautiful and dreamy twins Lori fluttered away like butterflies, leaving Wang Qiu rolling his eyes and muttering to himself, "If it weren't for the young age of the two of you, Lao Tzu would have pushed you two dead little Nizi to me, really I am a sick cat who doesn't eat people."

- In fact, after rescuing the twins, who would have been masochists, you are worried about their sisters' mental health. As the "owners", Shizuka Jukawa and Ma Tong specially formulated a correction plan. But the problem is that whether it's Shizuka Jukawa, a naked person who doesn't like to wear clothes, or Ma Tong, a black-bellied otaku rotten girl who loves to be funny, strictly speaking, they are not normal people. And their education policy is naturally not normal, they are simply cultivating Hansel and Gretel as "shaking m Lori brand living pillows".

So, under the playing ♂, training and slapping and feeding of all the "abnormal women", the twins, who were originally in the red light district for a long time "locked in a closed room and trained ♀ in", and their psychological state was very problematic, soon became more and more abnormal, on the surface, it seemed to have become a little more well-behaved, but in essence, it was more perverted ♂ and debauched than the original, and they actually ran to Wang Qiu twice in three days to provoke and make a fuss, which made Wang Qiu's heart itch, but he just pretended to be, and never really let Wang Qiu push it (such a small Lori, Wang Qiu didn't dare to push), so he was so angry that Wang Qiu's teeth itched.

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To get back to the point, after teasing Wang Qiu's "stupid big brother" again, the two black-bellied silver angels hummed excitedly, holding hands and coming to the hall downstairs - the [random door] that can lead to all parts of Europe stands here, and Doraemon has been here as a doorman for many days, and when he saw the silver twins coming, his eyes were slightly surprised, but he just nodded and opened the door to let them pass.

Then, a cool mountain breeze blew in front of them, which lifted the spirits of Hansel and Gretel. When you open your eyes, you can see the snow-capped Alps in the distance, the clear blue waters of the lake in the distance, the lush green grass at your feet, and some very rudimentary thatched huts and stone houses scattered not far away, as if a towering city wall stands majestically, as if to indicate that this is on the outskirts of Geneva.

Hundreds of Geneva citizens, dressed in shabby clothes and with sad faces, gathered in a disorderly manner on the lawn beside them, and when they saw this pair of "little angels" come out, they immediately thundered with joy on the bodies of many of them, who were already covered with rotting tumors and black spots

Hansel and Gretel smiled at each other, and immediately fluttered their wings, floated into the air, and hung over the heads of the citizens of Geneva, and then each took out a small notebook from his pocket, turned one of the pages, cleared his throat, raised the loudspeaker, and recited aloud in style:

“…… Rejoice, fortunate mortals, for for your piety you are now blessed with the power of God to soothe a qiē pain in your body. Meow

Something brighter than the sun, something more adorable than a holy cat, appear in the flow of time, and in the name of your greatness, I swear in this light that I will give these lambs who believe in the Lord equal salvation meow group healing meow (Japanese)"

The next moment, a dazzling pillar of pure white light descended, instantly submerging a large area. The pure positive energy full of vitality spreads everywhere, washing and purifying all the pain and filth of a qiē. Those who had been covered in sores and abscesses a moment ago, and who had emitted a rancid smell, were instantly healed, and their skin was as smooth as ever...... Both the sick and the healthy were so excited at this moment that they couldn't help themselves, but they fell to their knees with tears streaming down their faces, thanking the holy little angels who had shown them their grace.

However, these devout Christians, whose hearts are filled with great joy and gratitude, probably could never have imagined that the two holy "little angels" who are now soaring above their heads are whispering something to each other at this moment......

“…… Being an angel is really more fun than being a vampire, sister, when people wore vampire suits before, there was no one who was afraid."

“…… With our little body, which adult would be afraid? And that one of yours seems to be a vampire bed sex suit, right? ”

“…… Sister, so many people peep at the bottom of people's skirts without pants from below, and I feel so excited that I'm about to pee, what should I do? ”

“…… Then be brave enough to pee out, dear sister, it must feel more enjoyable to pee on the top of so many people's heads."

“…… Huh? Really want to pee on their faces? This one...... I'm afraid it's a little bit bad" (covering his face, shy)

“…… It's all right, my dear sister, these fools will only religiously take it as holy water, and drink it, just like the strange Japanese prostitutes ♂ we used to receive in our German brothels...... Sister, if you don't pee again, I'll pee first-hush-"

“…… Ahh......h People really pee out—"

At the same time, the Christians of the city of Geneva, who were kneeling on the ground and worshipping, suddenly appeared at the feet of the two "angels" suspended in the air, and at some point a hazy mist of water dispersed, and a small rainbow appeared.

After another moment, some of the particularly "lucky" people were even more delighted to feel the wetness that fell on their foreheads and cheeks......

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All in all, under the clever operation of the Venetian merchants, in the face of the lure of huge sums of money, the "angels" with divine power signed the contract in ignorance, and became working people for the Venetians, whose job was still to save the world - to be more specific, to provide the "angel home delivery" service to those cities that had already negotiated the price by the Venetians.

- The "angels" thought that they had found a bunch of Venetians to bargain for themselves, lest the black-hearted bastards would not give them money afterwards; But the Venetians were given the perfect opportunity to desperately stuff smuggled goods into the negotiation process for profit......

Then, the Venetian merchants and diplomats used Doraemon's [random door] to go out separately, and with the help of the Venetian Chamber of Commerce's huge commercial network throughout Europe, they mobilized their contacts everywhere, and launched a constant lobbying against the rulers of various places who were now fearing the Black Death:

“…… Are you still struggling with the spread and explosion of the Black Death? Are you still worried that you and your loved ones won't survive tomorrow morning? Don't worry, don't be afraid, the Chamber of Commerce of Venice is here to help. With a generous enough offer, and a little change in backward ideas, a messenger from heaven can save your homeland, cure the sick in an instant, and eliminate the plague on the same day and cure the disease without charge

In addition, if you are unfortunate enough to have cash on hand, on the premise that you can come up with a sufficient amount of collateral, our bank will also be happy to provide you with financial services for short-term loans with discounts and concessions, as well as interest...... Finally, I hope you don't have the idea of repaying the bill after the fact, otherwise God will send down the heavenly fire to destroy Miè Sodom and Gomorrah, and it will be unforeseen on your head."

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