Chapter 27: The Kiss
In fact, it wouldn't be good if I didn't care about it, whether there are ghosts and immortals here and I don't have a dime, but maybe it's a relationship of conscience, maybe I'm already familiar with my identity, I always think that if I don't do this thing and there are consequences, I am an indirect murderer, and I will not forgive myself for the rest of my life. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Far away, in fact, I just want to feel at ease and be worthy of myself. Liu Wenjie's launch was as windy as ever, and he jumped into the water, splashing like an old toad.
And I can't swim, so I carefully take my foot and tap the water, wow! It's so cold, I really don't know how Liu Wenjie, a freak, can go into water twice a day, so he will definitely freeze rheumatism. Just when I hesitated, Liu Wenjie slowly approached me, and when I realized it, he had already grabbed my foot, and with a hard pull, I went into the water sadly. In fact, it looks cold on the shore, and after a while in the water, it is not cold, because the body is used to this temperature.
And Liu Wenjie has already swam far away, I can only take a swimming ring to float slowly, but I am extremely worried about Liu Wenjie, although I gave him five broken charms, but this fool is not sure that something will happen to lose the charm or not urge the charm to happen.
Just when I was worried about this fool, I felt a pair of hands grab my feet and pull me down hard, just when I was shocked, Liu Wenjie, a fool, suddenly poked his head out of the water and gave me a hug, "surpise, scared, haha", I was stunned. This kid really can't grow up.
But I still have a question, since he is holding me now, who is pulling me down? it, it's this old water ghost.
Just as I was trying to understand this, a strong force suddenly pulled me downward, and before I could shout for help, my lifebuoy flipped over and I was pulled into the water.
Liu Wenjie probably wondered how such a good and well-behaved person who couldn't swim could suddenly play diving in front of him, and after he thought about it, he shouted, ", Lao Liu, are you okay?" "A thrust plunged into the water.
I'm very uncomfortable right now, my ears are full of water, a mouthful of water is swallowed into my stomach, my ears are full of water, and I can feel the pressure of water even if the water is not deep. I was instantly reminded of a quote from the deadly magic trick, "A sailor said that drowning felt like going home, and I lied to you, he said it was painful." ”
Just when I was desperate, a pair of hands grabbed my shoulders hard, trying to pull me up, but this old ghost kept holding me and didn't let go, I wanted to shout your uncle, but a mouth was full of water, I suddenly felt that my eyelids were very heavy, I wanted to sleep, the river in front of me became a beautiful color like the blue sky, in this beauty I feel that I can't do anything now, now even moving my fingers has become a luxury, and now the most comfortable thing is to sleep under this beauty.
Just when my consciousness was about to blur, I felt two soft parts touch my lips, to paraphrase the old saying that it is like eating clouds, and this feeling is good, like walking in the blue sky, surrounded by little angels singing to me. The blue sky, the white clouds, this feeling is very beautiful.......
Just as I continued to be lewd, I felt a breath of air coming into my mouth, which made my chaotic head feel refreshed, I couldn't wait to open my eyes, but what caught my eyes was Liu Wenjie's big black face, and the way he closed his eyes and kissed me affectionately.
To be honest, I'd rather go out into the water to play with this old substitute ghost than believe in that fact. It's not that I'm hypocritical, after all, this is my first kiss, and I didn't give it to Fan Bingbing and Lin Chiling, but I didn't even give it to a woman. After all, the first kiss is still more important in the eyes of a traditional person like me, and now I really want to die, God, how much do you hate me?
I don't know what Liu Wenjie feels like, but I feel that he kissed me very well, looking at his enjoyment, I have a chill, everyone has a brokeback mountain in their hearts, it seems that Liu Wenjie, this guy, has already gone up the mountain.
Just when I was about to scold this old boy, the force from my feet was greater, and I wanted to break my legs, I felt dizzy as soon as I endured the pain, so I had to kiss Liu Wenjie's mouth more vigorously, this time I didn't need him to help me, I couldn't help but kiss Liu Wenjie affectionately, there was no way that the lack of oxygen was too serious. Everyone has a brokeback mountain in their hearts, and it seems that I have climbed it too.
Now my head doesn't hurt so much, but I don't dare to let go, because I know that as soon as I let go, I'll be done. And Liu Wenjie, I also felt that the oxygen in his mouth was not so much, and he gradually became a little exhausted. This doesn't work, I have to do it quickly.
So I quickly drew a formation on my body with my nails to see my human body formation, so I silently recited in my heart, "The ancestor is hidden in the Dunjia, the three doors and three escapes are charged to it, the heavenly machine is the way to the person, my generation does not go to the killing machine, the person escapes, open." ”
I clearly felt a strong air flow swirling around me, and even the Songhua River had traces of whirlpools, and I had to sigh that the things left by this ancestor were treasures, and such an awesome formation technique had been discovered so early.
I feel that I am also confident, I feel that now I don't want to say that it is just an old substitute for the dead ghost and the dead corpse, even if Qin Shi Huang resurrects me, I can kill him. The water momentum showed a trend of water waves in every move, and I remember that I didn't have such a great power when I fought the Wutong God last time, and it seems that I should have grown again.
What made me even happier was that I was able to swim in a state of retreat. It's not surprising to think about it, this human body escape technique is originally an all-round increase in the body, and it's not surprising that I can swim.
Now I am simply a human King Kong, so I grabbed Liu Wenjie's waist with both hands and threw him vigorously, and he was thrown out of the water by me, and with a force on my legs, I got rid of this old substitute ghost.
I quickly swam to the surface, took a big breath of air, and quickly dived in to find him. Because I only have five minutes, I'm going to find him in the strongest five minutes.
I found that I was actually a little wrong, this is not an ordinary substitute ghost, from the police can not fish out his corpse, it can be seen that this old Bangcai has a spiritual intelligence, and even reached the level of the corpse soul one, becoming a zombie type of substitute ghost, this kind of substitute ghost is generally stronger, not easy to submit, has become a more advanced substitute ghost, but he also has a weakness, that is, once he leaves the place where he died, then he will soon be wiped out.
Thinking of this, I had a way, as long as I forcibly pulled him ashore, he would be defeated. So I didn't say a word, looking for him little by little from the water, now my physical function is not what it used to be, not to mention that swimming is comparable to Sun Yang, but abusing Horton as a player should be no problem.
So I searched quickly, and finally I found a clue, and I saw two glass balls gurgling and whirling in the underwater mud. This must be his eyeball. Sample, uncle, when I was playing peek-a-boo, but I hid all night, and everyone went home for dinner and didn't find me, and I played hide and seek?
So I cautiously swam up to him, grabbed his feet while he wasn't looking, and lifted him up with all my might. It's done! Just when I was rejoicing, this old pervert actually opened his mouth and bit my crotch. Fuck, you old pervert, attack people in three ways! I had no choice but to throw him out.
He was not ambiguous, he just rode to the dust, swimming to the death, and I needed to ventilate because of the lack of oxygen and let him go. Seeing that five minutes were about to pass, I was very unwilling. Angry, I slapped the water angrily. It seems that today is a busy day.
But as the so-called endless road, just when I was desperate, I saw our Mudanjiang Mr. Nicholas Tse, this thing doesn't know when he has climbed ashore, dressed, holding a compass in his hand, his waist is straight, he is serious and closes his eyes and calculates, and there are words in his mouth, if I don't know what kind of character he is, I really believe that this is a Taoist master of fairy wind and bones.
I can't believe what he used to look like. I saw him suddenly glare, and said to me, "Lao Liu, this demon is behind you."
I really don't believe in the so-called gleam in a person's eyes, but I really found out just now, really at that moment, I felt that two seiner lights blinded my eyes, when did he become so handsome?
But this is all nonsense, and I can't think about it so much now, so I can only follow his method to find this old gang. Sure enough, this old gang was right behind me, and I swam down with all my might, probably because the powerful aura alarmed him, and in the blink of an eye, a burst of black mud rolled up, and it was gone.
Liu Wenjie shouted again, "Turn left three meters ahead" I followed his instructions and swam down again, Lao Bangcai probably wondered why I was so thin but so rhythmic, but I didn't care about this, because I didn't have much time, and I used all my strength this time, but he still wanted to resist, and he bit my neck with a mouth, and put a hand into my lower body, he was still so obscene.
But my buddy's reflexes have increased greatly, and I hit him in the face with my forehead, and then I clamped my legs, and this brother was controlled by one hand, and then I grabbed his neck and swam with all my might, and the moment I reached the water, I suddenly used force and threw it to the shore, and the whole action was done in one go, if it was the Olympics I believe it would be a gold medal.
And the moment he landed, he quickly turned into ashes at a speed visible to the naked eye, and Liu Wenjie was still standing there handsomely, with a ruddy and shiny face, "Well, Lao Liu, your time is up." ”
Damn, you know if you don't save me, pretend to be handsome here. After scolding him in my heart, my time was up, and I sank into the water.