028 Don't make subjective inferences about the common sense of people from another world, at least don't do it until you know about it

"Found it! Bistro! Alice's excited cries interrupted Zhang Dacai's argument with the terminal, and she greeted Zhang Dacai before running towards a tavern-style building. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

How much does this building really look like a tavern? Let's put it this way, when Zhang Dacai saw this building for the first time, he subconsciously thought that when Alice walked in, he would lead a dark ranger with a black cloak and a huge black bow, or an animal trainer wearing a Batman-like pointy ear mask on his head.

"It's 2017 now, do you have to find a meme from a game that came out in 2002?" The terminal gave Zhang Dacai a helpless look. Fortunately, no outsiders have seen this scene, you must know that the way the terminal throws Zhang Dacai's eyes is a high-frequency white flash, and then the current terminal is being put in Zhang Dacai's trouser pocket. People who don't know what happened will probably think that there is a holy horse in the team who specializes in mosaics, coupled with the subtle position of this mosaic, it is estimated that if it is seen by outsiders, Zhang Dacai should be able to collide with the arrest team of the city guard when he comes out of the tavern, and the crime is 'improper dress in public places'.

"I'm nostalgic!" Zhang Dacai angrily scolded in the spiritual dialogue, and then slapped the terminal through his trouser pocket, but it turned out that one thing the terminal had said was not wrong at all, the hardness of the cargo shell was indeed very exaggerated, Zhang Dacai only felt that his palms and thighs were painful.

"Hey, hey, hey." The terminal laughed contemptuously, "Lao Tzu deliberately made a shape, see if you dare to mess with me." ”

Zhang Dacai curiously took out the terminal, and found that this thing was really different from the previous shape, one was thicker than before, estimated to be about 7 to 9 mm thick, and the other was that both sides became a very gently inclined pointed cone, with a small tip in the center of each side, like a flattened spinning top, and both ends were pointed. Zhang Dacai looked at the faint black line on the terminal, and made his own evaluation of the new shape of the terminal in his heart, and estimated that it would be easy to slip off his hand when using it.

When Zhang Dacai and the terminal finally walked to the front of the tavern very unreliably, there was only a closed door in front of the tavern, a signboard with the word 'tavern' written on it, and a huge drawing board that was one person high. The board is a little richer, with a very chic opening hours 'After the sun goes down to before the sun rises', and the menu of the day, which looks very harmonious: ale, barley, sweet ale, rye. This recipe has a black line on Zhang Dacai's head, wouldn't it be nice if you just wrote all kinds of ale. Strangely enough, there is still a third of the free drawing area left on the drawing board, but at the moment there is only a blank space in this part of the space.

Zhang Dacai searched around the tavern before finding Alice in the alley behind the tavern, and when she found the girl, she was holding half a red brick and writing something on the wall of the tavern, engrossed in concentration. However, what made Zhang Dacai's eyelids flutter was that he could swear to the sky that Alice's half of the brick was never picked up from the ground, because he found a pit in the wall of the red bungalow next to the tavern that was missing half a brick, and there were five small holes around the pit with unknown murder weapons. Zhang Dacai looked at Alice's green onion white jade fingers, which were as tender as white jade, and then couldn't bear to imagine the girl breaking bricks from the wall, and shook his head to leave everything behind.

"Boss, you're here. It was finished in no time. Alice smiled when she saw Zhang Dacai, as if she had thought of something funny.

Ignoring the slightly subtle title of boss, Zhang Dacai was also interested in Alice's words, and approached Alice curiously: "What are you painting?" ”

Σ(°△°|||) To put it simply, this is Zhang Dacai's expression when he sees Alice's paintings. The girl was so excited that she drew on the wall a creature made of seven different types of circles, one flat or some round, and on the largest circle in the center was written a character like the Chinese character 'eight'. Describe it simply, or simply describe it directly, that is, this girl picked out a brick and painted a small turtle on the wall, which can also be called Wang Ba, or turtle.

"Hehe, I've done a great job!" Alice smiled, a proud look on her face.

"......" Zhang Dacai was speechless and speechless for a long time. A delicate beautiful girl carries half of the bricks she picked off and paints a little turtle on the wall, and she can also draw a proud face! This scene made Zhang Dacai feel that either he had gone to the wrong world line or Alice had taken the wrong script, all in all, it was absurd.

"Alice, what are you doing here?" Zhang Dacai scratched his head while looking at Alice and asked, not to mention how embarrassing that expression was, Zhang Dacai couldn't wait to jump a timeline and start over.

"Draw mice." Alice said without looking back, the movement of her hands did not stop for a moment, the half-broken bricks made a screeching sound on the wall, and the image of the creature that looked like a small turtle became clearer, "If you want to contact the rats, you need to draw a mouse around the tavern now, and then go into the tavern to find a table against the wall, reserve an empty chair next to the table, and then put an empty cup on the table with the number of heads plus one, The local rats will come to you on their own when they see it. ”

"You know it so well." Zhang Dacai looked at Alice with an embarrassed face and praised it stupidly.

Alice also rubbed her nose with a little arrogance: "Of course, I said that I read a lot of books, and I didn't lie to you." ”

"That's what it looks like in the book?" Zhang Dacai looked at Alice with some confusion, "You still have these contents in your book here, aren't you afraid of being harmonized?" ”

"What is harmony? We have a lot of books here, good or not. Alice raised an eyebrow, "This kind of contact is very famous, and it was first published in "Mickey, the King of Rats. It has appeared in the book "Biography of Spears", and then other books such as "Rebirth: The Rat King of the Black Street", "The Rise of the Rat Family", and "The Rat God System" have been recorded in this regard. ”

"Then why is it painted here?" Zhang Dacai looked at Alice puzzled, "Isn't there a blackboard on the front of the tavern?" There's a free drawing area on the blackboard. ”

Alice gave Zhang Dacai a blank look: "Are you stupid?" How could anyone paint there so openly? ”

Although Alice was talking about a serious topic, the more Zhang Dacai listened, the more his eyes were drawn to the paintings on the wall. There was almost a little female cat scratching his heart in his heart, and he couldn't help but want to remind Alice of a very critical question, sister, this is really a little turtle you draw!

"I advise you not to think too much." The terminal suddenly reminded him in a private chat, but then he was silent without explanation.

"However, if it is really that kind of communication, it is not a good thing to follow Alice's picture!" Zhang Dacai looked at the little turtle with a helpless expression, "There is no such thing as an organization called the little turtle in this world, right?" ”

At this time, the lively ring of people in the distance seemed to be gradually dispersing, and some boiling voices sounded in more parts of the town one after another, and some footsteps came from far and near. Zhang Dacai always has the illusion that he will be seen in the next moment, and if this method of contact is really written in so many books, according to Alice, wouldn't everyone who passed by them know that they were looking for mice? Although Zhang Dacai is not clear about the customs of Ceylon, there is a very simple truth that should still be interconnected, that is, it is better to do things that are not visible.

"I'm still the same sentence, I advise you not to think too much about it sometimes." The terminal repeated, but then the conversation changed, "But if you want to try, I won't stop you." ”

"Alice." Zhang Dacai finally mustered up the courage to stop Alice, "You are drawing a little turtle instead of a mouse." ”

"I'm drawing mice." Alice turned her head and looked at Zhang Dacai with an innocent face, "I can still tell the difference between a mouse and a little turtle, the kind of one with a pointed nose and mouth, and a hairy bald tail is the little turtle." I said I read a lot, and you can't fool me. ”

"But ......"

Zhang Dacai was about to open his mouth to argue something, when he suddenly heard an angry tenor voice sound from behind them: "How many times have I said that I want to draw a mouse to go to the door of the store, go to the door of the store!" What if I have prepared a drawing board for you?! You stupid people whose brains have been bitten by Wang Ba can't understand people's words, right?! ”

The strong man stared at Zhang Dacai and Alice with an angry face, and the arm holding his sleeve was estimated to be a few points thicker than Zhang Dacai's thigh. Looking at this fierce and vicious strong man Zhang Dacai, who was like a ghost, he only had two thoughts in his heart at the moment, that blackboard was really used to draw mice, and the little turtle drawn by Alice was really a mouse!