Chapter 21: What is the Underworld Really Like?

Speaking of the underworld, there are many records in ancient and modern China and abroad. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info What is the Nai He Bridge on the Lechuan River, what the flowers on the other side of the bright temptation, what the eighteen-layer hell that peels the skin and bruises the bones, what always holds a bowl of forgetful water Meng Po, in short, the underworld is a gloomy wind, black fog, ghosts hidden in the thorn bushes, and evil demons are hidden on the edge of the stone cliff. I once asked Wang Lao Wu, what is the underworld like? Wang Lao Wu spit out a smoke ring, pondered deeply for a while, and said, "The underworld is actually nothing special, not much different from the yang world. "This old liar.

The reason why I care so much about the underworld is because I'm going to take a day trip to the underworld. After experiencing things that did not conform to the cognition of normal mages, such as the repeated ineffectiveness of the Great Palm, the inexplicable disappearance of the ghost crystal, and the fact that blood can harm demons, I decided to follow Bai Wuchang's advice and go to the underworld for a comprehensive test.

"Master Bai, when is it convenient for you?" After burning two gold ingots, I said flatteringly to the yin-yang mirror.

"Anytime, or now?" Bai Wuchang replied nonchalantly.

"Do you need to do anything to prepare? For example, burn incense, burn paper, leave a magic weapon for conjuring spirits, or something? I don't have anything. I asked cautiously.

Bai Wuchang smiled and said, "Don't be so troublesome, just remember to burn more ingots in the future." ”

"Bai Ye is atmospheric." Before I could say anything, it was dark in front of me. When I opened my eyes again, I was already in a place that looked like a customs hall. Several uniformed chicks kept checking the passports of the people in line and then expertly stamped them.

"I'm awake." Hearing this, I turned my head and saw a man wearing a gray cloth gown and kicking a pair of patterned plain face boots. I exclaimed, "Horse noodles? ”

"Hehe, the kid's psychological quality is good, many people's first reaction when they see grandpa is to pee their pants." Ma Mian patted me on the shoulder and said, "Bai Wuchang asked me to pick you up." It's the underworld ahead, follow me, or you won't be able to go back if you get lost. ”

I looked closely at the "Customs Hall", and the only difference was that the word "Difu" was written on the exit of the hall. I was about to line up when the horse pulled me and walked that way. Hey, there is still a VIP channel in the underworld, I think my Ah Wei has not enjoyed this kind of treatment in addition to going to the Internet café in the VIP area, but I didn't expect to go to the underworld to completely counterattack. When I got to the stamping place, a woman in a white uniform with long flowing hair smiled at me, and her face showed two dimples. Before I could strike up a conversation, the woman stuck out her two-foot-long tongue and asked, "What about the visa?" "I was so scared that I immediately lost any evil thoughts. Ma Mian took out a black document from his bosom and shook it, saying, "He came to the prefecture on business." ”

Out of the hall, the sun was shining, and there was no such gloomy feeling as the legend had. As soon as Ma Mian raised his hand, a taxi with the words "Difu Taxi Company" on it suddenly stopped in front of me. "There are taxis in the underworld?" My brain short-circuited in an instant.

"It's rare and weird, just allow you to make progress in the yang world and not allow us to develop in the underworld?" After laughing at me, the horse faced the driver and said, "Go to the administrative hall." ”

"What is the Executive Hall?" I asked curiously. "That's what you call the Yama Palace."

I stared out the window for fear of missing something. This trip was a real eye-opener. Not long after, the taxi drove onto a huge overpass, compared to this, what BJ's Xizhimen interchange is simply a one-way street. I hurriedly asked the driver, "Master, what kind of bridge is this, do you have a name?" The driver Yile said, "New here, right?" This is the Nai Ho Bridge. ”

When I got to a magnificent-looking skyscraper, I got out of the taxi, and when I looked up, I saw a few big words "Prefecture General Affairs Administration Hall". Ma Mian took out a piece of paper money and gave it to the driver, and I said embarrassedly: "Master Ma, I came in a hurry this time, and I didn't bring anything with me, why don't you leave a contact information, and I'll burn some for you when you go back?" ”

Ma Mian said: "To put it bluntly, I won't be able to collect it if you burn it." ”

"The Yin-Yang Mirror doesn't work either?" I'm a little confused.

"You have this baby? That's easy, just call me by name when you burn it. Funny enough, boy, I didn't help you in vain. "It can be seen that Ma Mian is an honest man, well, an honest ghost.

When I entered the building, there was a guide desk at the gate. I saw that the hall was full of busy scenes, and ghosts holding materials kept shuttling between them. Ma Mian handed me over to a white-clothed female ghost at the front desk, and when he left, he gave me a look, and I quickly replied to him with a "I understand" expression.

"Please come with me." The female ghost in white led me to the elevator, and I couldn't be surprised that there was an elevator in the underworld. The elevator stopped on the twelfth floor. The white-clothed female ghost led me to the door of an office with the words "Field Service Manager" written on it, and said, "Mr. Xie is already waiting for you inside." ”

I knocked lightly on the door, and a familiar voice came from inside: "Come in." ”

Pushing the door in, Bai Wuchang was sitting on the sofa with a pot of tea brewing in front of him. I looked at him for a long time and asked, "Master Bai, do you still wear a t-shirt to work here?" ”

Bai Wuchang smiled, "The underworld is not so particular. By the way, drink tea? ”

I quickly sat down and poured myself a cup of tea. "Hey, it's still flower tea."

"Well, this is the other side of the flower bubble, and it tastes good." Bai Wuchang picked up the teacup and took a sip.

I had just taken a sip of it, and when I heard this, I was so frightened that I quickly vomited it. Bai Wuchang frowned and said, "This is a good thing, it replenishes mana, and there are no other messy side effects." ”

As soon as I heard this, I gulped down with relief.

After drinking the flower tea, Bai Wuchang said: "Let's go and test it, I see that you kid is getting impatient." ”

With that, he led me to a large house on the same floor. As soon as I saw that the equipment was really complete, Bai Wuchang pointed to the B-ultrasound-like machine and said that it was Cha Linggen's, and pointed to the MRI machine and said that it was Cha Tian's. I tried them one by one, looking at Bai Wuchang with anticipation. He tossed the machine a few times, shook his head and said to me, "You're a scrappy." ”

I jumped on my feet, I pulled my hair, I rolled on the ground, I hugged his legs and pleaded, "Okay, okay, isn't there still blood that hasn't been tested?" ”

I asked in amazement, "Can the soul state still measure blood?" ”

Bai Wuchang patted his head helplessly, "You are the underworld that you entered in the flesh, if you just want a soul, I hooked you over as soon as I was in a chain, and I still used to send a horse to pick you up?" ”

A ghost nurse picked up a needle and stabbed it my arm, and as soon as the needle pierced the blood vessel, green smoke rose in an instant, turned into a black mist and disappeared, and the nurse screamed in fright. "Hey, it's really different, the needles condensed by the ghost qi have made you completely gone." Bai Wuchang's eyes widened in surprise.

"Master Bai, what should I do then? You give you a tip. I asked anxiously.

"I really can't help this, the things in our underworld are all condensed by ghosts, and it must be bad if it gets your blood, I think you should find Wang Lao Wu to find a way." Bai Wuchang said as he didn't know who to call. Although it was not detected, but today's harvest is still not small, who is telling me how the underworld is going to be, I have to smack him with a stinky ****.