"Bastard! What do you want to do with all these things? Don't think things are messy enough? You're going to have to drive us completely crazy to be happy, aren't you......"

Xiao Lan roared uncontrollably, and her gaffe directly made her spray saliva on Liu Tianliang's face, and Liu Tianliang wiped the fragrant saliva on his face, and said helplessly: "I don't have time to discuss this with you now, Wang Fugui seems to be a little wrong since you came, he usually can't hear the sound, and it will be quiet in about three minutes, but now he is getting more and more excited inside, there must be something wrong with you!" ”

"You ......"

Xiao Lan was stunned again, feeling that a punch was as soft and weak as a punch on the cotton, but seeing Liu Tianliang's unusually serious appearance, she couldn't get angry anymore, and said suspiciously with a sullen breath: "Could it be that we are talking here for him to hear?" ”

"Won't ......"

Liu Tianliang shook his head very confidently and said: "I have tested his hearing, it has become very bad and very poor, he has no reaction to the bouncing sound of the ping pong ball, he has to smash the glass to hear it, and Wang Fugui did not suffer any major injuries before the corpse transformation, and his own body has always been very healthy, I have never heard of any major problems, so his hearing must have no problem before, it should have become worse after the corpse transformation!" ”

"Why don't I get away and try it?"

Xiao Lan frowned with a pair of willow eyebrows, looking at Liu Tianliang uncertainly, and after seeing Liu Tianliang nodding without hesitation, she had to retreat lightly, and she didn't stop until she reached the end of the corridor, and after waiting for a while, Wang Fugui in the conference room really quieted down, but kept letting out a very irritable roar!

Xiao Lan looked at Liu Tianliang in surprise, but she didn't expect the problem to really lie with her, and then she saw Liu Tianliang beckoning at her from a distance, so she gritted her teeth, this time she even took off the flat shoes on her feet, and walked over cautiously with a pair of small feet, but when she just walked to Liu Tianliang's side, Wang Fugui inside actually became frantic again, and smashed the glass with a clang!

"Is it because I'm a woman? Living corpses also pick gender? ”

Xiao Lan looked at Liu Tianliang with astonishment, and Liu Tianliang carefully looked at her from head to toe with his chin, then stretched out his head and sniffed deeply on her neck, and then said in confusion: "You don't seem to have anything special on you?" Besides, Chen Liya and Yan Ruyu both walked by here just now, and they didn't hear Wang Fugui go crazy, could it be that the smell of perfume on your body attracted him? ”

"You're a dog's nose, huh? You smell so bad that dogs can't smell my perfume! ”

Xiao Lan glanced at Liu Tianliang with disdain, but then he was suddenly stunned, looked at Liu Tianliang and stammered strangely: "I...... I'm a little different from them, I'm ...... I'm coming! ”

"Which one?" Liu Tianliang asked in confusion.

"Period!"

Xiao Lan stomped his feet in shame, but after thinking about it, he said, "But it's impossible, that kind of thing is placed in such a hidden place, he can't smell it!" ”

"Dong Xiao, why don't you just make some sacrifices?"

Liu Tianliang shrugged helplessly, and said with a smile: "Please go and take out the sanitary napkin, I'll take it in my hand and try it!" ”

"Don't you think! No way! ”

Xiao Lan refused without thinking about it, but Liu Tianliang said persistently: "Please! Is it okay to have a little sacrificial spirit? Isn't that what you used to teach us so often? Why did you retreat when it was your turn? If you're too embarrassed to show me that thing, it's the same to find a bag or rag and wrap it up for me, and it's going to be a problem if you don't find out what you're doing! ”

“……”

Xiao Lan bit her lip and didn't speak for a long time, but suddenly turned around and ran to the end of the corridor, disappearing in the blink of an eye, but when she reappeared, there was really a gray cloth bag in her hand, Liu Tianliang immediately ran up to take it, and there was a warmth in his hand, but Xiao Lan stared at him with a bloody face and said: "Don't open it, this cloth bag is breathable, and the effect is definitely better than on me!" ”

"Oh!"

Liu Tianliang nodded without hesitation, he was not a pervert, so naturally he wouldn't want to see that kind of bloody and disgusting thing.

Liu Tianliang lit a cigarette for himself, and waited for Wang Fugui to calm down with Xiao Lan against the wall, although the light around him was very dim, but he still clearly saw a blush on Xiao Lan's face, pursed his mouth and leaned against the wall without speaking, without the decisive domineering when a strong woman, but with a little woman-like softness!

"What do you see? Am I still having flowers on my face? ”

Xiao Lan noticed that Liu Tianliang was looking at her in a daze, and immediately frowned in displeasure, and that rare softness disappeared in an instant!

"You're just a thorny rose, do you still need to grow flowers?"

Liu Tianliang pursed his lips depressedly, flicked the cigarette butt in his hand casually, and slowly approached the conference room that was completely quiet with a cloth bag, but this time before he reached the door, Wang Fugui went crazy again, and the huge sound was like a wronged death row prisoner, smashing the window and shouting!

"Damn! It's really this thing doing weird! ”

Liu Tianliang looked at the cloth bag in his hand in disbelief, he didn't expect that this health bureau would have such great power, and Xiao Lan also ran up and said with surprise: "Can he smell it too?" That's an exaggeration, right? ”

"People hunt by their noses, and the guys who eat are naturally exaggerated!"

Liu Tianliang shook his head with a wry smile, and then took Xiao Lan to do many experiments over and over again, and finally came to an amazing result, if it was in the case of better ventilation, the living corpse would be able to smell the breath of blood at least a few dozen meters away, and then it would be crazy and want to rush over in an instant!

"Oh my God! This living corpse is simply made to hunt humans, and the sensitivity of this nose is simply terrifying......"

Xiao Lan looked at the cloth bag in his hand with a look of amazement, his expression was extremely exciting, and then he raised his head and asked, "What other characteristics have you found in the living corpse?" Can you tell me? ”

"Absolutely! Who called you my goddess? ”

Liu Tianliang smiled and held a cigarette, looked at Xiao Lan's eyes very proudly, and then leaned against the wall and said: "First of all, it is the time of the corpse transformation, from the perspective of several corpse mutation humans I have seen, the more seriously injured the corpse, the faster the corpse transformation, but relatively, the better the physical fitness, the longer the time that can resist the virus, just like Wang Fugui, he often exercises, so it took four and a half hours to completely corpse transformation, I estimate that if it is a professional athlete or something, it may last longer!" ”

"What about their vision? Is vision as perverted as smell? Xiao Lan asked with a frown.

“NO，NO……”

Liu Tianliang shook his finger lightly and said: "The eyes are gray into that virtue, the vision is naturally very poor, I have tested before, in the night they are only sensitive to strong bright light, I wrapped the flashlight with clothes and they immediately did not react, even if we stand dozens of meters away during the day without moving, they may not even be able to find us, of course, we must not ignore their noses, they are really as sensitive as sharks in the sea!" ”

"Have you figured out how the virus spreads? Will there be another means to infect us? Xiao Lan asked again.

"I don't know what to do, I can't catch a few living people for experiments......"

Liu Tianliang shook his head helplessly, frowned and said: "But according to my guess, it should be impossible for the living corpse virus to spread through the air, otherwise our people would have been finished a long time ago, it is estimated that if we are scratched by him, there is a high possibility of being infected, in short, just try to avoid skin-to-skin contact with them, this is really dead!" ”

"Alas~ I really didn't expect you to have such a delicate mind, but it's a pity that you don't always have to be on the right path......"

Xiao Lan looked at Liu Tianliang's eyes helplessly, and seemed to remember that he had defrauded the company's funds, and Liu Tianliang shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said: "I've been working hard, what I'm doing now is my old job, mastering the habits of living corpses is the same as mastering the preferences of big customers, and it's much simpler than dealing with customers, at least living corpses won't have any other perverted hobbies besides eating people, I don't need to figure out whether he likes women or money, Or antiques, calligraphy and paintings, and other messy things, the temperament of a living corpse is much more straightforward! ”

"Heh~ Your analogy is very appropriate, I forgot that in addition to running sales, you also want to public relations customers!"

Xiao Lan chuckled lightly and nodded in agreement, while Liu Tianliang sighed lightly and said: "Alas~ You high-ranking big bosses will never understand the happiness of our little staff, every big order is taken down, we work day and night, maybe you still don't believe it, I once collected the personal information of fifty pieces of paper from their person in charge in order to grab a list from the rival company, and later found out that the guy turned out to be a homosexual, After all, I sent one of my most handsome guys out to get that guy! ”

"What's the point of this little hardship? The pressure of being our boss is something you can't handle, serving dishes, doing laundry, and even living in the basement I've done it......"

Xiao Lan shook his head very disdainfully, and then said, "Okay!" We don't need to be here to think about the bittersweets, I think we should really talk about it now, talk about it thoroughly, if you don't tell me what is really in your heart, I will never sleep tonight! ”

"Alright! It's time to talk to you, head to my office! ”

Liu Tianliang nodded without hesitation, threw away the cigarette butt and straightened up from the wall, took the cloth bag in Xiao Lan's hand and threw it out of the window, but Xiao Lan screamed and shouted angrily: "Oops! Why did you throw it away, and what do I use it at night? ”

"Please! You're bleeding like a river, so it doesn't seem to matter if you use it or not, right? ”

Liu Tianliang pointed to Xiao Lan's trousers that were completely stained red with blood, laughed very gloatingly, and then beckoned and said, "Let's go!" I will take you to find a sanitary napkin first, and then I will take you to change a pair of pants, and then I will get you some hot water to wash your butt and you will be live! Ahhh~ What are you kicking me for? The chairman won't wash his ass......"