Seeing that I didn't wake up, the fat man laughed and got up from the ground, patted the mud on his buttocks with his hand, and then turned around to wake up the sleeping Gou Danzi, and couldn't wake up after two calls, so he unceremoniously "snapped" and gave him two slaps. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"It hurts, it hurts, I fuck your uncle, it's the guy who doesn't want to die, can't you light it? You have a grudge against me! Gou Danzi was suddenly awakened, and he scolded indiscriminately without looking at anyone.

"I'm your son! You're a shit, I don't know if it's good, fat man, I saved you and saved the wrong one! ”

The voice is a little familiar, when Gou Danzi sat up and opened his eyes, Mom! When he was fat, he was so frightened that he quickly covered his mouth, smiled a little embarrassed, and then leaned over and said with a sly face: "Fat brother, have you driven away those man-eating ghosts?" Female ghost? Where did it go? ”

"Of course I drove them all away! Don't look at your fat grandpa, who am I! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, you kid, come down the mountain with me first. The old man was also eaten by ghosts, so we had to find another place to live. Whoever told you two to come along, now it's all right! The cold wind is swishing and there is no place to live! ”

Being yelled at by the fat man like this, my full of questions and the curious gossip of Gou Danzi were yelled back. Both nodded, and followed him down the mountain.

It's not easy to walk at night. It's dark and terrifying. Along the way, I always felt that there were a pair of eyes following me, making me turn my head again and again, and there was no one behind me, and there was no one, which made my back and bones chill...

"Where are we going now?" I couldn't help but stop the fat man, "Is that female ghost really reincarnated?" ”

The fat man came to ask a question: "I don't know, let's go down the mountain first, it's too cold tonight, maybe those ghosts will come out to make trouble." ”

The fat man continued to lead us down the mountain...

I was cold and hungry all the way, and even Gou Danzi couldn't help complaining.

"Fat brother, it's so cold, you can't find a place to live, so you want us to sleep in the wilderness, right?" The fat man took us around the waist of the mountain in circles, caressing his hungry belly, his face was full of horror, as a road idiot, he was most afraid of getting lost.

"You two follow me, you're right!!" The fat man was convinced that he would be able to get out on his own.

We just went around behind his ass a few more times, and strange to say, we walked down the hill for a while, and then we always turned back to the same place, and it felt like a ghost hitting a wall. It's a surprise.

The fat man still wants to turn around again, but I can't walk.

"Stop! Fatso. I was so tired that I panted and said, "Let's let Brother Jian and I save you!" Follow me! ”

"Yo! Haozi, what do you have to do? The fat man's words were full of suspicion.

"Of course, don't look at who I am, when did I, Hao Jian, deceive your brothers?!"

I was particularly proud and said: "Fatty, I admit that you are better at catching ghosts than me, but you have to rely on wisdom and machine to recognize the way!" Isn't it stupid to have a mobile phone navigation without using it? Hehe. ”

"Cut! It's a mule or a horse, pull it out and slip! The fat man said with a look of disgust.

Gou Dan is even more ruthless.

"Brother Jian, it's not that my brother doesn't believe you, since I realized that now, what you said that time was reliable, how can I look at it more and more I feel that you are unreliable!"

"If you don't believe it, then you wait a few seconds for me!!" I was very unconvinced and took out Niu Niu from my pocket, hehe, Niu Niu was really still there, and then I was very proud and said, "This is the time to witness miracles!! ”

However, at this moment, I gave Niuniu an order in my heart.

"Niuniu, have you woken up, hurry up and call my brother a subway train to come! My brother wants to go back to the house that the old man gave me to rest. ”

"Okay, brother, Niuniu will do it."

After Niuniu responded very well-behaved, I heard a system notification from the mobile phone system-

"Mr. Hui Ghost, your subway train has been scheduled and will arrive in 10 seconds, please don't leave, please stand where you are and wait."

"Ding Dong!"

After a ding-dong, as soon as ten seconds arrived, a subway was really "boom-!" "I drove it all at once!

The fat man is okay, mainly because of the egg, he is so shocked that his eyes are about to fall to the ground, and he is dumbfounded!

After being stunned for a long time, he gave me a thumbs up and exclaimed, "666! Haozi, I didn't see it! You've got what it takes. ”

"Alright, don't talk so nonsense!" I straightened my authentic little flat head, and suddenly felt very windy. Brother is in a really good mood today, he feels very handsome, and said a little proudly, "Hurry up, brothers, Mali, get in the car and go home!" ”

In fact, I am still very unhappy at the thought of taking a car once and deducting my 500 coins later! That's my hard-earned money. However, it was not easy to wait for Brother Jian and me to pretend to be forced once. Then you have to put it all in!

- "Dear passengers, please stand firm to avoid accidents. ”

"Walk, I'll show you my mansion!" I took the two of them on the subway like that.

(⊙o⊙) Wow! Haozi, is it really fake? ”

It's going to be fun later, "haha", I just smiled and didn't say anything.

"Of course. Go, sit up. ”

This is the legendary last train to hell! The fat man seems to know in his heart where he is going, isn't it a ghost building given to you by the old man of Hades? Let's go, what haven't I seen in the world?

As soon as we got on the subway, the subway rumbled and drove away, and at this time, the familiar train prompt sound was heard.

――"The terminal of this train is about to go to the "Ghost Husband's Mansion", please hear the beep! After about 10 seconds, please bring your belongings and get ready to get off the bus. ”

Listening to the automatic broadcast on the subway, Gou Danzi praised in surprise, (⊙o⊙) Wow! 666！

Ding-knock! Ding-knock! Ding-knock!

A few seconds later, I heard a beep, and the subway stopped with a bang.

"Toot-!!"

The door is slamming! It opened.

- "Dear Mr. Ghost, your destination has arrived, please bring your belongings and get ready to get off the bus." ”

"This is there?" Gou Danzi looked out the window of the car, looking hazy, "Brother Jian, you won't lie to my brother, right?" Trick me into reading less? Where's a mansion?! There's nothing to do! ”

I really don't know how to answer him.

"You talk a lot!" The fat man gave him a forehead spindle and followed me out of the car.

As soon as I got off the train, I heard a leisurely voice behind me, "The transaction is successful, the 500 coin deduction is successful, I wish you a happy journey, and you are welcome to come again next time by the direct subway train." ”

When the car drove away, the street was empty, empty, and white. If I'm not mistaken, I'm in front of the house.

"Brother Jian, what are you talking about a mansion? Where is it? Could it be that you really won 5 million?! ”

This unscrupulous person began to mock me again.

"You kid knows how to use a hammer! No matter how noisy it is, do you want to sleep on the streets? ”

I replied to him angrily, and then I tried my best to search my mind for the sign of the gate, and there was !!

At this time, a strong wind blew......