The little fat man poured down the whole glass of water, and then burped happily, only then did he realize that Zhang Dacai had been staring at him, so he bowed to him politely and politely: "Thank you, Professor Zhang, for your water, it is very cool and very delicious." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Thank you very much! ”

I also knew it was delicious, but it was from an authentic grocery store. Zhang Dacai licked his tongue and stared at the little fat man a little excitedly, his expression was like a pervert in the words of the terminal, just like a fly rubbing his hands. And Alice slightly widened the distance between her and Zhang Dacai, for fear of being regarded as a gang.

But as soon as he thought of the two major artifacts of the telephone microwave oven and the time jump machine, Zhang Dacai was so excited that he couldn't control his current image, and after a few seconds of entanglement, he still licked his lips and stared at the little fat man excitedly: "You just said what your name is, you don't seem to have finished speaking." ”

"Yes, it's rude." Xiao Chubby Dun reacted at this time, and bowed deeply to Zhang Dacai apologetically, "Hello Professor Zhang, I am the murder department of Phoenix Academy. ”

Zhang Dacai was slightly stunned after hearing this, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, as if rubbing his eyes in disbelief, he looked at the little fat man with a smile and asked, "I'm sorry, please say your name again." ”

"Phoenix Courtyard, Phoenix Courtyard Murder Department." The little fat man's attitude is still extremely respectful, and he bows so deeply that he is afraid that if there is soap on the ground, he can pick it up by the way.

This time, Zhang Dacai not only had the corners of his mouth, but even the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching slightly. Murder? I'm still Oppai! Is this little fat man blatantly playing a pornographic joke? But he doesn't look like that kind of person! Zhang Dacai couldn't help but sigh, since the little fat man is the murder department of the Phoenix Courtyard and not the murder of the Phoenix Courtyard, then the telephone microwave oven and the time jump machine are estimated to be useless. These two things can be regarded as artifacts in any worldview! If you have the opportunity to buy it and then change hands, you can make a good profit! However...... Why is it the murderous department?

The little fat man named Phoenix Academy's murder department glanced at Professor Zhang's expression with some concern, and found that he had been staring at him coldly since a few seconds ago, judging from that expression alone, he should be very unhappy. Seeing Professor Zhang's expression, the fierce subordinates of the Phoenix Academy, who were originally still happy, subconsciously shrank their necks, recalling the creepy stories about Professor Zhang that his classmates told him before he came here, so he was nervous, and he was so nervous.

What the hell is this?! Zhang Dacai looked at the little fat man in front of him blushing like a boiled lobster, and muttering some messy words like "The probability of seeing Professor Zhang as Yiliang and Gong Zhu is only 0.00021043%" or "The probability of witnessing those events is only 0.0000000137%" or "Absolutely impossible", he couldn't help but feel inexplicable, and simply interrupted his whispering: "Phoenix Courtyard, the murder department is right, How did you find here? ”

"Huh?" The murder department of the Phoenix Academy was stunned, raised his head and looked at Zhang Dacai, his eyes full of puzzlement, "Didn't Professor Zhang ask me to assist in the research?" ”

Zhang Dacai just wanted to say "oh", but the little fat man seemed to suddenly remember something, his expression suddenly became excited, he stood up suddenly, and then bowed more than 100 degrees to Zhang Dacai, and Zhang Dacai was taken aback,, what is this fat man going to do?

In Zhang Dacai's puzzled eyes, the murder department of the Phoenix Courtyard suddenly said earnestly, almost crying: "I'm so sorry!" I'm so sorry! I got lost when I was looking for a lab, and I was 30 seconds late, and I asked Professor Zhang to punish me! I promise that I will be on time next time, and I ask Professor Zhang to forgive me this time and not to drive me away. ”

Zhang Dacai didn't know how afraid he was of being driven away, but after apologizing, he still bent down deeply, and there was a situation that Zhang Dacai wouldn't get up if he didn't forgive him. And even if he was hunched over, Zhang Dacai could clearly hear the obvious sobbing.

Zhang Dacai felt his eyelids skip a beat, was he just 30 seconds late, did he need this? But at this moment, Zhang Dacai finally guessed the reason why the murder department of Phoenix Courtyard came to the grocery store. According to the terminal, there is a very low probability that the customer can directly see the grocery store, of course, two prerequisites must be met for this to happen, one is that the cosmic coordinates of the grocery store at that time are close enough to the universe where the customer is located, and the other is that the customer has a strong desire to trade in his heart to be satisfied. When he thought of this, Zhang Dacai felt that he had a black line, starting from himself, the grocery store has welcomed nine people in recent times, and among these nine people, except for Alice, who fled for her life, and the desire of the five knights who are eager to make a career is relatively serious, the other three people are more or less subtle. The older magician was there to buy a piece of poop for some kind of dog, and the Phoenix Courtyard murder was anxious because he was late. However, just to buy a bottle of water, Zhang Dacai, who has a strong desire, is naturally not qualified to complain about them.

"Forget it, forget it, it's not a big deal." Zhang Dacai wanted to pull the little fat man up as he spoke, but as soon as he reached out and pulled it, the little fat man didn't pull it up, and he almost fell down.

"Please also ask Professor Zhang to punish!" The little fat man shouted in a crying voice again, as if he had made up his mind that Zhang Dacai would not get up if he did not punish him.

Zhang Dacai was also helpless, and pulled the little fat man's arm to pull him: "What's the matter!" You get up first, I forgive you, and there is no need to punish such a thing. ”

Where is Zhang Dacai willing to really punish the little fat man, after all, he clearly knows that he is not the Professor Zhang in the mouth of the little fat man! After he finished punishing himself, wait a minute, if the real Professor Zhang thinks that the little fat man is late and needs to be punished, then this little fat man will not be beaten for nothing! Bullying honest people is the most repulsive thing.

However, what makes people helpless is that Zhang Dacai found that his strength as an adult is far inferior to that of this little fat man! The height of the murderer can't even reach Zhang Dacai's chest, and even Zhang Dacai's belt is a little higher than his height when he bows deeply, and this is under the premise that Zhang Dacai didn't lift the belt to his chest. However, even so, Zhang Dacai even used all the strength to grab food in the university cafeteria, but he was still stunned and couldn't move, and he didn't move, and he didn't move!

"Damn, this kid is evil!" Zhang Dacai subconsciously opened his private chat with the terminal, "What's going on?" Why is he so strong? ”

"Huh." The terminal smiled coldly, "His physical strength is 13.12 times higher than yours, if you can move him, you will be powerful." ”

"Damn, so diao?!" Zhang Dacai stared at the murder department of the Phoenix Courtyard in disbelief for a while, this little fat man who looked round was actually a master? Their master is so graceful? The little fat man was still sobbing and sobbing.

In the end, Zhang Dacai still had no choice but to give in, of course, this is on the premise of promising others that he agrees to punish the other party and is considered soft (this sentence is messy... ）。 After all, what can you do if you can't pull people, 13.12 times, this special code is unreasonable. Zhang Dacai scratched his head in embarrassment and shouted at the murder department of the Phoenix Courtyard, "Get up, I have decided to punish you, so I will punish you for introducing yourself first." ”

"Yes! Thank you, Professor Zhang, for the punishment! The little fat man screamed, and stood up with a slam shake of his head as if he was shooting a shampoo advertisement, this body strength is really strong, not to mention anything else, just this slamming his head will throw out at least two or two snot, which scared Zhang Dacai to get behind the sofa all of a sudden.

The little fat man stood in place with his whole body stiff, his eyes didn't dare to look at Zhang Dacai, and he stared at the ceiling in front of him as if he rolled his eyes: "My name is the Murder Department of Phoenix Academy, 14 years old, deputy director of the Data Research Department of Cliff University in the Seventh School District, ability level LV5, ability is the god of data, it is my greatest honor to be fortunate to be able to join the Doctor Who Institute, and I will ask Dr. Zhang to take care of me from now on!" ”

After introducing himself, the little fat man came to a set of combos that bowed sharply + raised his head suddenly, and then quieted down. At this time, Zhang Dacai was stunned because he heard a very familiar word that shocked him.

After seeing that the other party finally stopped the crazy AOE of the A cane, Zhang Dacai turned over from the back of the sofa and fell to the front of the sofa with a harrier. After getting up, Zhang Dacai was excitedly preparing to speak, but after looking at the face of the murder department of the Phoenix Courtyard, he helplessly found a pillow and stuffed it into the little fat man's hand: "Wipe it." ”

The little fat man first cried fiercely, and then shook it around, that look can be imagined, in short, it was so miserable that I couldn't bear to write it. The murder department of the Phoenix Courtyard looked at the pillow in his hand at a loss, how could anyone wipe his face with this thing, but in the end he obediently obeyed Professor Zhang's command, thanked him loudly, and then took the pillow and wiped it on his face.

And at this moment, Zhang Dacai is complaining helplessly to himself, why did I forget to prepare some tissues or something when I opened the creation mode! It's too embarrassing for otaku!

"Phoenix Courtyard Murder...... I just call you Phoenix Academy, don't mind. After watching the little fat man shake his head frantically in agreement (this sentence is really not messy), Zhang Dacai took five deep breaths to calm down his violent heartbeat, and asked the question in his heart calmly, "You said earlier that you are LV5, so, you live in the school city?" ”