In a minute, fifty-eight seconds to be exact, my joints were removed, and the expression on the old man's face finally changed from madness to shock. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

“... I've never seen you carry it so well, and you didn't even scream! He was surprised, Wu Yiling leaned against the wall, almost dizzy, she seemed to be a little unable to stand the visual impact of a person being forcibly bent into one meter two from a person who was nearly one meter eight tall.

I rolled my eyes: "Old man, you're cool enough, can I go?" ”

"Let you go... You're a natural martial arts wizard! You're a genius to be able to stay awake with an injury of this magnitude! Do you think I'm going to let you go? "The old man Huoyun is still energetic, is he going to accept me as an apprentice next?

"I've decided to take you as an apprentice." When he said this, he had a very serious expression on his face, but when I thought of him lying on the ground and pretending to be a toad in the movie, I was a little difficult to accept.

I've lost some of my memory, but I'm not stupid, I still have discipline, and I wouldn't do what looks like a shameful move in exchange for force.

Thinking of this, I twisted my joints with great effort, imitating the direction of the flow of force contained in the technique of the bad old man breaking my joints, the whole person rubbed and collided on the ground, I only took ten seconds to reconnect my hands and arms together, and the rest of the matter is very simple, I drew the gourd, I spent about thirty seconds, and the joints removed by the bad old man were put back one by one, our brain is so easy to use, I seem to have the ability to completely remember, this is the fundamental reason why I can reassemble my joints, From the time I became conscious in that rainy world to now, I have seen, heard, smelled, smelled, and thought of all the things I have thought in my mind at the moment, and nothing is missing, maybe this is also one of my special functions?

At this moment, the famous old man of Huoyun was already confused, I glanced at Wu Yiling, she cried out with a wow, her face was full of horror, how to say?

I'm scared of this retarded again?

I finally turned my neck, crackling three or four times, and finally got comfortable.

"Oh, I'm such a genius, I just knew, Huoyun God, you have a lot of vision, can I leave now?" I responded in a very humble tone.

"Uh... He still couldn't believe the scene happening in front of him, I felt that if it was so stimulating, maybe his mental illness would worsen, so I hurriedly continued: "It's all taught by you, I learned it just after watching it, but well, a teacher for a day, a father for life, for the sake of my future object, you still don't want to be my father, will you?" I'm afraid you'll scare her then. ”

He was silent, no expression on his face, but looked at me carefully, and I got goosebumps from being stared at, and he laughed three times and said, "Good! As long as you can kill me today, you can go, don't talk about those flowers, come and do something real! Kill me! ”

...

Well, this guy is still crazy, and it doesn't seem to be getting better at all, or trending to get better.

It seems that it is useless to rip off.

Do I really have to fight him? I haven't practiced any weird kung fu, I'm just an ordinary person's physical fitness, at most I can't beat to death (maybe?). How can you fight against this humanoid Gundam that slaps a car flat with one hand and collapses an earth building with both feet?

Wait, it doesn't seem like there's no way at all...

I had an idea, and my mind was rapidly constructing and refining this simple but highly feasible plan.

I pretended to be very confused: "That... Okay, you've seen my talent, so don't keep your hand later, uh, no, you'll try not to kill later, okay? ”

"Well, yes." He smiled, apparently, not listening at all.

"You see that the gap between us is so big, can you let me pick a favorable terrain first? I declare in advance, I don't take any weapons, I just fight you with my bare hands, I won't yin you, besides, how can I yin the fire cloud evil god you? I said this with a serious face.

I am sure that he will agree, because he is the Huoyun Evil God, and the Huoyun Evil God, who was lawless before being subdued by the Rulai God's palm, has always had a strong self-esteem and self-confidence, so he will not object to me as a weak person making such a request.

Sure enough, he nodded, I nodded to him, and then took the hand of Wu Yiling, who was in a state of confusion and acted as a vase, and walked out.

He was right behind me.

I walked to the room where I hit the ghost before, I clenched my fist tightly in the process of being abused just now, and did not let him find that I still held the key in my hand, presumably he would not pay attention to such details, so I took advantage of me to take a step first, or pulled Wu Yiling to take a step first, we were outside the door, he was walking towards us inside the door, and when he was in the blind spot of his vision, he stuffed the key in his hand into Wu Yiling's hand.

This hand is the hand that holds Wu Yiling's hand

Then I quickly pointed to my head, and quickly lowered my hand, naturally hanging down on my waist and swaying as I walked, she looked at me blankly, and after a while, showed an expression that I understand.

.. Hopefully she really got it.

The reason why I want to tell her my plan by reading my mind is because I don't know how sharp the bad old man's hearing is, so I don't dare to tell her my plan in a speaking way, after all, I am a kung fu practitioner, and it is normal for my senses to be sharp, so I used this way, I don't believe that the bad old man can also read minds?

He didn't have this supernatural ability in the movie.

So far, it seems that everything is going well, and if my plan is not wrong, then it is a sure thing that this old man will be killed by me.

I hope that Wu Yiling, a half-person whose IQ needs to be recharged, will not drop the chain at a critical moment.

She was in front of me and behind, and the old man was behind me, and when I saw that she had already walked to the door and was about to pull the door, I naturally turned around and said, "It's the room in front, let's go there to fight." ”

He nodded, the excitement on his face became stronger and stronger, and the whole person seemed to be about to enter a state of madness.

Hehe, that's what it is.

When I turned my head back, the door had already been opened, and Wu Yiling was standing by the door, wiping the tears on her face, looking like she hadn't come out of the shadows just now.

This is exactly what I asked her to play, this is to relax the vigilance of the old man Huoyunchao against her, he looks down on the weak, despises and hates the weak's provocation to himself, so he must not think that Wu Yiling, a delicate girl, will pose any threat to him.

I specially chose one to speak when she was going to open the door, which minimized the probability that the old man would hear the click, and used my own calculated position to attract and block his vision, so that he could not see Wu Yiling opening the door with the key, and he would not suspect the entrance and exit of this door.

All he knew was that Wu Yiling simply opened the door.

I walked into the room, the light in the room was on at the moment, and the old man walked in without the slightest hesitation, and when he heard the scream, I didn't even look at it and hit the dragon fist directly, and the ghost head that fell from the sky was a fart and urine, and the ghost head disappeared immediately, and he obviously saw it, but he didn't say anything, just showed a curious look on his face.

"Close the door, we'll fight right here." The first half of the sentence I said to Wu Yiling, and the second half of the sentence I said to the person who was about to die.

I don't even bother to call him the old man of Huoyun.

Wu Yiling brushed away the tears and slowly closed the door, at this moment, only me and him were left in this small room, and... I don't know where the ghost is for the time being.

"What was that?" He seemed so interested that his madness subsided a little, and I wished he was dragging my time, so I said, "I don't know, it seems to be some kind of monster." ”

"Monsters? That's what you call an advantageous environment? You're trying to kill me with that? ”

I smiled more smoothly, "Yes." ”

He could guess this, so I simply told him that the pride of the strong would eventually kill him, and it didn't hurt to tell him.

"Then you may be disappointed, let's fight!" After speaking, his temperament changed, his brows twisted, and a fierce smell came out of his bones, and he rushed up suddenly, like a tiger descending from the mountain, about to tear everything in front of him.

In layman's terms, you want to tear me up.

I silently counted the time in my mind, and a sideways spin of Thomas on the spot, and successfully took advantage of his horizontal slap to imprint the wall, and then slid down, and he stepped up and kicked my foot in two steps - at my head.

I feel like this kick has been kicked solidly, and the rest of my life will either be an honest vegetative person in the hospital or be kicked into a stupid X and go to a psychiatric hospital for further study.

So I was dexterous and rolled around and managed to avoid the kick, but then he bowed slightly, used all his strength, and kicked me in the abdomen in a kicking position, and I felt like I was going to throw up.

Luckily, I didn't have anything in my stomach, and after a few mouthfuls of sour water, it was gone.

It would take another three seconds, and then it would be over when the ghost turned off the lights in the room and started scaring people.

Sure enough, when I was very clever enough to roll around the ground a few times with the great force of this kick, and the dead man pounced on him again to prepare for a vicious dog to pounce, the lights went out.

Many pairs of scarlet eyes appeared all around him, and the footsteps of the dying man immediately stopped, and he could hear that he was very sensitive to the sudden change in the environment, the appearance of scarlet eyes, and the dangerous aura hidden beneath them.

"Is this what you rely on? Brat? Very good! He smiled maniacally, and an extremely terrifying aura came to my face, and I even lost my mind for a moment, but I immediately reacted, this guy is going to be serious!

Every second is a matter of life and death!

Without hesitation, I rolled towards the place where the scarlet eyes were, and sure enough, the dying man snorted coldly and followed without hesitation.

The ghost who was not satisfied with this should have fought back, so I was directly grabbed by the throat by an arm (which should be) sticking out of the wall, almost suffocating, I was already short of breath, and the dying man obviously had the same reaction, but this person was fierce, he roared wildly, and the sound of anger suddenly sounded, I guess he should have slapped or punched directly at the ghost hand.

At the same time, the screams of the ghosts came out, and then there were even more terrible screams, and it was clear that the ghosts were also beaten out of anger, and this simple-minded ghost was obviously the most suitable opponent for the checkmate who liked to face the toughness.

I used all my strength to break the cold ghost hand, and while the dying man was struggling with the ghost, I crawled in the direction of the door in my memory, and at the moment I was extremely embarrassed, just say these white pants, obviously, they are dirty...

I can't mistake my memory, I've been pinpointing the location of the door in the constant escape, so even now that the lights are out and it's pitch black, I can pinpoint the location of the door.

After more than ten seconds of difficult crawling, under the cover of the crackling sound of one person and one ghost (correct), I successfully came to the door, and with a gentle push, I immediately rolled out, Wu Yiling finally did not drop the chain, she closed the door at the same time as I came out, and then quickly locked the door and pulled out the key.

"I'm going to kill you! Stinky boy! "There was the scream of a dying man in the room, and apparently, he realized that I had calculated it.

But so what? This output is weird to go to the hard copy elite without T.,No matter who wins or loses.,I'm the biggest beneficiary.。

Speaking of which, it's actually a bit of a gamble just now, I can't be completely sure that the ghost will turn off the lights at that time, I can only roughly think that the ghost follows a simple response ability, that is: open the door to kill - turn off the lights - scare people, these three axes, it is difficult to confirm when the three axes will be used.

Fortunately, I bet right, otherwise I might have to be kicked and punched by the old man, although I don't hurt, but I can't guarantee that this body will continue to function, what if I get stuck and paralyzed and can't move?

It took me a minute to stand up, then patted Wu Yiling on the shoulder, and quietly took back the key from her hand: "Good job, I finally didn't make a mistake." ”

She nodded stupidly, her smile was very bright, she couldn't tell that she had just cried, and she seemed to enjoy my compliment.

I thought about it and silently wrote it down, and it is conceivable that she will be cheated and sold countless times by me in the future.

"How did you do that? Why are you so smart? Why aren't you afraid of pain? She asked, in a snap.

I didn't have the strength to talk to her any more, so I pointed to my head with a drooping face, and she looked at it for two seconds before she became embarrassed.

"Don't think I'm so bad... Hate..."

I'm even shy! Anyway, I just praised her in my head for finally being smart once, and she reacted this way.

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