Chapter 298: I'm Not a Monk

Jinshan Temple was definitely the most people-friendly existence among all the sects, although Ling Xiao had never been to the stations of other sects, 5

Ling Xiao wasn't a monk who couldn't understand the concept of morning class, but from a long distance, he could hear bursts of chanting, which was completely different from the thought-provoking and heart-shaking Sanskrit sounds he expected, full of sleepiness and yawn! I don't know if the senior brothers and disciples of the Buddha seal are as willful as him, anyway, Fahai didn't care about this situation. Or maybe even Fahai is sitting and sleeping.

Everyone followed a monk who knew the guest in Jinshan Temple for an hour, Ling Xiao seemed to have a bit of a feeling of traveling during the National Day holiday in his previous life, until his patience was about to be polished, and the Buddha seal came over with a look of grievance.

"What's the matter, your master is too busy to see it? Then let's leave quickly, it's not good to always trouble people. Ling Xiao looked sincere and was about to turn around and leave.

"The master has just woken up, and he hasn't said anything about shaving. But it's a bit rude for you to leave now, you know, my master is not the kind of person who is stingy, he just holds a grudge. Offended the abbot, do you still want to leave? Buddha Yin said softly without thinking.

Ling smiled, "Since your master's 'morning class' has been completed, then let's meet, die early and take care of life, not to mention that we are still hungry!" Hehe! ”

"Whatever you want." Buddha Yin was obviously not very interested, as if he had suffered some blow just now, and waved his hand lightly: "I'm going to see my mother, you just follow the monk who knows the guest." As he spoke, he walked towards Leifeng Tower.

Ling Xiao asked the Zhike monk strangely, "Uh, can your Leifeng Pagoda go in and out casually?" ”

The monk obviously had expected it or had been instructed in advance, and he knew everything about Ling Xiao," Ling Shi said with a smile. How could that kind of place be casually in and out. Leifeng Pagoda has its own world, among which there are countless demon kings, if you go in and out casually, wouldn't the world be in chaos! ”

"What does the Buddha Yin think of his mother? By shouting? ”

"Bai Niangniang is the head of the demons in Leifeng Tower, of course, she must give a certain amount of respect, and occasionally come out for a walk to soothe her muscles, 5" The monk looked at Ling Xiao with a fuss and didn't even know this. The contempt in my heart was written on my face.

Ling Xiao covered his face with his hands, and suddenly felt that the twenty years in his previous life had been in vain! Bai Suzhen can enter and exit Leifeng Pagoda at will! Could it be that it was Xu Xian who was suppressed? No, I can't think about it anymore, I can only say that very people do extraordinary things, and we really can't understand the master of Grandmaster Perfection!

"The donors must be hungry, so let me go to the guest room. Someone will bring you a meal in a moment. The monk looked at Ling Xiao inexplicably and said slowly.

Everyone didn't understand what Ling Xiao was hit, so they didn't ask anything, and after eating fast, the three friends sat together again.

"You seem to be very interested in the mother of the Buddha seal! Isn't that the ruthless kind you like? Ryusu asked with a smile.

"Everyone knows each other well, and I will sue you for slander as much as I do. In this world, once a third person is inserted into the relationship. Either ecstasy or ashes, either extreme is a troublesome thing, which is why so many people like to keep the relationship at this stage! Ling Xiao said solemnly, but he was facing Li Xunhuan.

Li Xunhuan was stunned, "Look at what I'm doing, my cousin and I are in love, and I can't get into a third party!" ”

Ling smiled and laughed, "The most reliable relationship in the world is a childhood sweetheart." It's just that your words are not so full. Even if your relationship is very strong, I didn't say that the third party has to be a woman! ”

"Shhh You said my third party would be a man! "Li Xunhuan's heart was shocked, shaken, and shaken!" I'm not as good as Longyang! ”

"I didn't say that men are true love! If you really had this problem, I would have stayed away from you. It's just that no one can say for sure what is going on in the world, and if you have someone you like, you have to hurry up and grasp it. Since your cousin is so good, let's marry first! ”

Li Xunhuan shook his head and said: "My cousin is everyone's best girl, and she will never do anything sorry to me, and I will mention this matter again." And I am now a white one, at least I should have a fame to marry in a beautiful way. ”

I'm afraid you're sorry for her!

"Your state is not very right, since the two are in love, she will not care if you have fame or not, this is just your self-righteousness. A good girl is most at ease only when she is by her side, like me. When you come out to carry out a mission, you don't have ruthlessness by your side! Ling Xiao pursed his lips and said.

When Long Su heard this, he smiled and said: "Brother Ling is right, don't be too carefree to have a lover to accompany you to the mountains and rivers!" What's more, you can also take advantage of the opportunity to play to get her first! I'll go back when my belly gets bigger. When the time comes, you won't be able to marry or not. Otherwise, you will have to wait until the year when you win the exam, and then you will have to wait until the Ming literary world is full of masters. Are you really that confident that you can go to high school? ”

Ling Xiao slapped the table when he heard this, "You have to get this!" I can't imagine that Brother Longsu sees the affairs of men and women so clearly, and the brother admires and admires it! Then he said to Li Xunhuan: "What are you waiting for, hurry up and write a letter to ask your cousin to come to the capital." Food, accommodation, and brothers are all covered! ”

The corners of Li Xunhuan's mouth twitched, the thoughts of these two brothers touched him a lot, although the education he received since childhood told him that this was not in line with etiquette, but how could young people not want to do things with men and women. Awkwardly said, "This ...... It's not in line with the ceremony! Besides, how to write it, her father and mother can't agree to it! ”

Ling Xiao sneered and said, "It turns out that this is what you are worried about, no one asked you to write in the letter that she should come and sleep with you!" You just need to deeply express your thoughts, such as thinking about you can't sleep, etc., if your cousin really loves your love and you love to die and live, you will definitely come to the Qiao family! ”

Long Su didn't think it was a big deal and said: "That's it, and then write something about what you saw and heard along the way in the letter, such as how many good-looking little girls and old ladies she met, she must hurry up when she is in a hurry!" ”

Li Xunhuan's heart fluttered when he heard this, and Ling Xiao said again: "You don't have to worry about her safety, I have a lifelong friendship with the commander of the Jinyi Guard, and let him send someone to secretly protect him all the way." ”

Where could Li Xunhuan resist the encouragement of the two bad friends, so he immediately took the letter paper and wrote it, if the paper was taken, the two of them were naturally inferior to him, but the two still tore up the letter again and again, why? It's not explicit enough, it's not lingering enough, it's not fleshy enough, it's not bloody enough!

Li Xunhuan wrote a letter with a sweaty head, and he felt more tired than participating in the imperial examination!

Knock knock!

After knocking on the door, a voice sounded, "Master Ling, the abbot is invited!" ”

The three of them looked at each other silently, they were going to come after all, "I'll go for a trip, you watch this guy send the letter, don't be cowardly again!" Ling Xiao got up and smiled, then turned around and went out.

"What do you think this Fahai Master thinks? I don't really want Brother Ling to become a monk! Li Xunhuan was a little worried, Grandmaster Consummation is a very lofty word, who can understand this kind of master's thoughts.

Long Su looked into the distance and shook his head and said: "The main thing is that I don't know what it means to have a Buddha fate, don't look at the Buddha seal has never been serious, but he did everything possible to bring Ling Xiao to Jinshan Temple, there must be his reasons." I just hope that we don't have to do it in the end, otherwise none of us will go out. ”

There are more than a dozen versions of the story of Fahai and the White Snake in film and television works alone, and Ling Xiao is really not sure which version of the monk in front of him is.

Dressed in moon-white underwear, walking around the house barefoot, his appearance is handsome enough, and words such as face like crown jade are not enough to describe, although there is a gap with Longsu, but if he continues his hair, he will definitely be born another popular animal of thousands of girls. Seeing Ling Xiao enter the house, he put down the roast chicken in his hand, and beckoned to Ling Xiao with a smile, yes, you read that right, it's roast chicken!

Ling Xiao looked at the fragrant roast chicken and said, "Why are we eating Zhai food?" You're eating roast chicken! ”

Fahai casually threw over a futon and sat on the ground and said: "After all, this is a monk's temple, if you raise chickens and ducks, who will come to incense, so there is no meat prepared in the temple." ”

Ling Xiao pointed at the roast chicken and said, "If you don't have those pilgrims, you really raised them, right?" Also, since there isn't, what is it? ”

Fahai shrugged his shoulders absently, "Don't you have to support yourself for whatever you want!" Yesterday I went down the mountain and saw a family's old hen very fat, and I was overjoyed, so I took it and buried it in my belly! ”

"Shhh You steal chickens in broad daylight! ”

"It's fate! Who doesn't give us some face in these three mountains and five mountains, just a chicken, will they be reluctant? Fahai pouted as if you didn't know it.

Ling Xiao was silent, he only felt that what he said was so reasonable, and he couldn't refute it!

Fahai smiled and looked up and down: "What the Buddha Yin said is right, you are really quite Buddha-like!" ”

Ling Xiao was stunned for a moment, and then he looked at Fahai seriously, the roast chicken before was so eye-catching, he didn't have time to observe the Grandmaster Great Perfection Master in front of him!

This is a person without a shelf, the whole looks very lazy, his posture is not upright, as if he is tired of disliking even a straight waist, he does not see the artistic conception of martial arts, he does not feel that the Buddha's light is looming, there is no true qi or aura reaction, and there is no difference from the uncle who sells sugar gourds under the mountain. The only thing that is commendable is the eyes that seem to care about nothing, and when I saw this, my heart suddenly shook, when I was on the passenger ship, the sloppy Taoist priest seemed to have this kind of look!

"I'm not a monk!" Ling Xiao was very direct, Buddha Yin said that he could not care if he had a Buddha fate, Xuan Yan and Xuan Du said that he could not care, but Fahai said that there was a problem!

Fahai nodded and said with a look of understanding: "I can see that you are very firm, and I don't want you to become a monk." We never do anything to force good people to become prostitutes! ”

"Uh, thank you!" Could it be that in Fahai's heart, becoming a monk is equated with forcing Liang to be a prostitute? The thinking of the Grandmaster Great Perfection Master is really not something that ordinary people like us can understand. (