All Chapters_Zhao Liang's Thief's Journey (6,000 words)

In the early morning, when the sun shone into the room, when I felt a glimmer of light in my eyes, I immediately jumped up and down.

Press the old-fashioned radio on the bedside table, which plays Beethoven's "To Alice". I actually prefer some music that isn't too well-known, but cassette tapes aren't readily available.

To the sound of music, I brushed my teeth and washed my teeth, looking at myself in the mirror. Somehow, I felt a little old in my eyes, maybe because I was a little tired from watching "Faust" yesterday, or maybe because I couldn't sleep when I was sleeping, the sound of a football game from Chen Ziyin's room next door kept me awake.

Sure enough, I still like quiet things.

I gently patted my face and smiled at myself in the mirror: "Zhao Liang, come on!" ”

When the washing is done, the music stops. I opened the door and walked out, at this time, Chen Ziyin was usually still sleeping, so I walked downstairs by myself, with a bowl of white porridge on the table and two white flour steamed buns. Ye Jiajia was sitting next to her drinking coffee and eating bread, and when she saw me, she put down the magazine in her hand and chuckled: "Zhao Liang, are you up so early today?" ”

I smiled and said yes, then sat down on the table, dipped a little white porridge in a steamed bun, and took a bite gently. There is a hint of sweetness in the soft bread, Ye Jiajia said that I always like to eat the most simple, I said that it is not simple, but simple.

"Li He has been very busy lately, and the Yinyang Pavilion always needs someone to take care of it......" Ye Jiajia flipped through a few pages of the magazine, took out a piece of information from it and handed it to me, her eyes were full of apologies, "If you are willing, I want to give you this task to do." The commission is not much, 50,000, and it is quite troublesome to watch. ”

I took the information and looked at it, and it turned out that it was a reporter's house that seemed to be haunted, but the matter was not clear, and I had to go over and take a look at it myself. I put the material aside and muttered, "I don't like journalists." ”

"Why don't you like it?" Ye Jiajia asked with a smile.

"Or more than just journal......ists," I explained, "I don't like students, newscasters, investment analysts, etc. ”

Ye Jiajia smiled: "Is it because these are all related to the school?" ”

"Because they all put on a face of deception and hypocrisy." I concluded.

"Yo! Tease is starting to say such interesting words? ”

Chen Ziyin's laughter came from upstairs, he walked down the stairs and sat in his seat, and when he passed by me, he patted my head and said helplessly: "Guan is your silver hair, I guess no one thinks you are educated." ”

"But my hair was black yesterday." I retorted.

Ye Jiajia said with a smile: "Zhao Liang, don't think about reasoning with Chen Ziyin, he is a sea wolf, and you are a camel." ”

Chen Ziyin asked curiously, "What sea wolf, what camel?" ”

I ignored their questioning, hurriedly finished my breakfast, and said softly, "I went out, and Jack London didn't end well to the Seawolf." ”

"But the camels didn't pass well." Ye Jiajia said patiently.

I walked out the door, and when I opened the door, I saw Li He sleeping on the concrete floor at the door. I shook him awake, and he rubbed his eyes in a hurry, as if fearing an attack. When he saw that it was me, he smiled and said, "Zhao Liang, morning." ”

"And the face said that it was early ......," I said helplessly, "forgot the key?" Don't dare to disturb us? ”

Li He said embarrassedly: "It's not, I was injured a little yesterday and was very tired, so I slept at the door." Are you going to go on a mission? ”

I said yes, and then urged Li He to go back to breakfast. He walked into the Yin-Yang Pavilion with a tired face and yawned heavily.

Speaking of which, Li He has always been very busy, and he has been busy since he created the Yinyang Pavilion, and he doesn't know what he is doing. But I like Li He very much in my heart, he is very good to me, and the master once told me that people who are good to me are good people.

I walked out of the alley and went to the intersection where taxi drivers usually like to wait. Sure enough, there were already a few taxis parked here, and I found a random driver and asked him to take me to my destination.

The driver frowned and said to me, "It's a little far, you can't play the meter, fifty yuan." ”

I said okay, and an aunt who was asking for directions next to me heard it, and she hurriedly said to me: "Don't listen to him, call the meter, and it's only thirty yuan." ”

The taxi driver hurriedly scolded: "What do you know, the old woman's ...... in the morning"

"Don't swear," I smiled...... "fifty is fifty, she's a good person, and you're a little shady." ”

The driver smiled awkwardly, we got into the taxi, and the aunt said I was a little stupid. The driver stepped on the accelerator very leisurely, and I looked at the scenery outside the window and whispered, "Since the money is fifty for you, can you drive slower?" ”

He looked at me with some surprise: "Others add money to want me to drive faster." ”

"I know......" I whispered, "but you look at the sky outside, it's beautiful at sunrise." ”

"Stupid."

The driver muttered, I leaned back in the seat and opened the window, because the speed was not very fast, the breeze was blowing on my face, and there was no strong feeling, which was very comfortable.

After arriving, the driver collected money from me, I took out fifty and handed it to him, he asked suspiciously: "The aunt just said that it only needs thirty, why do you still agree to give me fifty?" ”

"Your clothes are clean but not neat, and you can tell that you got up early in the morning and rushed here to pick up customers......" I explained, "You don't get full every day, and you end up with an occupational disease." And when I went to the train station, under the banner of serving the people, they greatly increased the price of the goods in the store, even if it was a simple meal on the train, the price was far beyond its value, and their work was much easier. Since I want to buy a low-class service at a high price there, why can't I buy a comfortable morning at a simple price from you? ”

"I can roughly understand, but what does it mean?" The driver asked.

"I can only bow my head in the face of powerful stores, because they will not give me the qualifications to reason about the price. And in the face of the hard weak, I will naturally not be too excessive, of course, it is recommended that you ask for a little less next time, and the purchase and sale need to be preferred by both parties. ”

I opened the door and got out of the car, only to hear the driver muttering unhappily, "I've met a fool." ”

This is a small area, the residence is quite high-end, and the location is not very ideal. I came to the address mentioned on the information, it was room 513, and when I rang the doorbell, a woman's shout came from inside, and she said that she would come immediately.

After two minutes, the door opened, revealing a woman in a nightdress. Her hair was neat, but some strands of hair fell on her shoulders, indicating that she should have gone to comb her hair just now.

When she saw me, she showed a look of surprise, and then asked gently, "Hello, who are you looking for?" ”

I smiled and said, "I'm from the Yin-Yang Pavilion, just call me Zhao Liang." ”

"Ah, what a handsome guy, come in."

She opened the door a little, but she stood in the doorway. I frowned, rubbing past her with some embarrassment, and she seemed to be deliberately straightening her waist and rubbing her body against my arms.

What's the matter with this man, hasn't he learned basic etiquette?

I walked into the room, and it was still brightly lit. The woman asked me what I wanted to drink, and I said it would be best if I had juice. She said yes and went to the fridge to get me a bottle of juice.

We were sitting at the table in the living room, and I asked her what had happened, and she said that her name was Lin Xiaomeng, and when she went to bed last night, she saw someone moving around in the room in a daze. When she opened her eyes, she saw a woman hanging from the ceiling, it turned out that she was not moving, but that the woman was blown around by the evening breeze.

When talking about things, Lin Xiaomeng kept rubbing against me, probably because he was too scared. I said I wanted to go to her room, and she said yes, so we got up and walked to her room.

"I'm a little scared." Lin Xiaomeng hugged my shoulders tightly and whispered.

I withdrew my hand and smiled, "Don't be afraid, you're going to make me bad at doing this." ”

Walking into the room, I noticed that the light was not bad. Lin Xiaomeng pointed to the ceiling and said that the female ghost appeared here. She asked me worriedly if there was a corpse hidden in the ceiling, as shown on TV.

I looked at the ceiling carefully, and the ceiling of her house was wooden, and it looked very smooth, so I shook my head and said, "No, if there were corpses on it, the wood would not be so flat, and it would not stop the stench of rotting corpses." The problem should be something in the room, so you go out for the night and I'll try to stay here. ”

"That's great." Lin Xiaomeng said with a smile.

I looked around the room and suddenly saw a small yellow thing moving around on the computer desk, and when I looked closer, I realized that it was a duckling.

It's moving lazily, and as it sits for a while, I define laziness. Lin Xiaomeng said that it was his pet, but I was very surprised, because it is rare to see people raising ducks.

"Won't it be strange when it grows up?" I asked.

Lin Xiaomeng shook his head with a smile and said, "Those who have been injected with potions will not grow much, but they can only live for about two years." ”

I frowned, walked over to the computer desk and sat down, taking a closer look at the duckling. Lin Xiaomeng walked behind me at this time, she hugged my back tightly, and said softly, "You like small pets?" ”

I turned my head and asked suspiciously, "Why are you sticking to me so close?" ”

"Huh? What the? Lin Xiaomeng seemed to be a little stunned.

"You have been sticking to me since I entered the door just now, which will make me feel very uncomfortable...... "My good brother Li He told me that when a woman tries to touch a man with her breasts, shoulders, and face, it means that she is seducing, are you seducing me?" ”

Lin Xiaomeng hurriedly shouted, "That didn't mean it." ”

I said seriously, "But I think that's intentional." ”

"Stupid ......" Lin Xiaomeng said angrily, "It's just to seduce you, and now I find out that you are a fool, grass, you are really not a man." ”

She kicked me out of the room and said I wanted to change my clothes. I stood at the door of the room, trying to think about how I had offended Lin Xiaomeng. If you have doubts, you have to ask, this is the truth that Li He taught me, he said that it is not terrible not to know, but he does not know and refuses to ask, that is the most terrible.

A few minutes later, Lin Xiaomeng walked out of the house, she had already changed into casual clothes, and people also walked outside. I hurriedly asked, "Why are you angry?" ”

She ignored me and continued to walk outside. I was embarrassed and said, "Is it because you didn't actually seduce me?" ”

"Have you said enough?"

Lin Xiaomeng pushed me hard, and she scolded excitedly: "I admit that you are very handsome, and I did want to seduce you just now, but you don't have to say it directly, right?" Just when I beg you, can you save me some face, don't say it again, do you think you're handsome? ”

She slammed the door and left, leaving me alone in the empty hall. I scratched the back of my head in wonder, could it be that what Li He told me was wrong?

Forget it, don't think too much.

I walked back to my room and saw the duckling lying comfortably on the keyboard. I picked it up and whispered, "Won't it be sad that I won't grow up in this life?" ”

It wasn't scared of me, it just rubbed its head against my palm, squinted, and lay down comfortably. I love it because it's cute: "Do you have a name?" I don't know what your name is, is it okay to name you Ziyin No. 2? Because Ziyin is often said to be a duck by Jiajia and Li He, although I don't know where he looks like a duck, it is most appropriate for me to call you so. ”

It suddenly rattled twice, as if agreeing with my name.

Good...... It's so cute.

It was so fluffy that I couldn't help but hold my face close to it, carefully rubbing against its body. And it even stuck out its head and rubbed my face, and my heart beat faster in an instant, warm.

It's so cute!

So happy!

"Ziyin No. 2, are you sleepy......" I couldn't help whispering, "Ah, so shy, if Li He and the others see such a childish side of me, they will definitely call me a child." ”

The duckling kept squinting, and I felt like it was sleepy. There happened to be a small bed on the computer desk, so I put it on the small bed and covered it with a small quilt.

Then I brought the cot to the side of the big bed and whispered to the duckling, "Come, let's sleep together." ”

It just so happened that I didn't get enough sleep yesterday, so when I closed my eyes, I felt very comfortable. There is a very fragrant smell on the bed, which is estimated to be the smell of Lin Xiaomeng. I don't know why, I feel that girls are always fragrant, and sometimes I want to get close to Ye Jiajia and smell it, although Ye Jiajia is willing, but Chen Ziyin asked me not to do it, he said it was rude.

I fell asleep groggily until twelve o'clock. I ordered takeout and ate some for myself and some for ducklings. In the afternoon, I have been playing games with the duckling, holding it to watch Li He's favorite "Gintama", which he recommended me to watch.

Then because I really couldn't understand it, I held the duckling to see the crayon Xiaoxin, and when the sun finally set, I put the duckling on the small bed, and then quietly tattooed myself.

The pain made me feel more refreshed, and a cold wind was already blowing outside the window.

"Whew...... Woo......"

The wind passed through the cracks in the windows, making it sound a bit like a cry. I felt like my vision was slowly dimming, and I knew it was because of the ghost's blindfolding.

"Knock...... Boom...... Knock ......"

There was a sound of footsteps from upstairs, but the footsteps did not change their position in the slightest, as if someone was constantly standing on the roof. I subconsciously looked up and found that there was a pair of feet on the ceiling. Every time you step on it, those feet come down a little.

Going from top to bottom? And is it a straight walk?

This is...... What about scaring people?

I urged the tattoo and whispered, "Go." ”

Suddenly, a tattoo exited my body, slowly disappearing into the shadows, towards the ceiling. I was lying on the bed, quietly watching the feet.

The lower half of the female ghost finally came out of the ceiling completely, her feet were not wounded, and she was wearing a short white dress. This surprised me, because in the past experience of catching female ghosts, most of them were wearing long skirts and gloomy, and it was rare to see female ghosts wearing short skirts.

At this moment, the tattoo has come to the side of the female ghost and pulls her hard!

"Bang!"

The female ghost was ripped off directly, and I distinctly heard her screaming: "Mamma Mia! ”

She fell on the bed, rubbing her ass in pain, and I looked at the scene and was stunned: "You're not...... Xiao Wu? ”

"Huh?"

Xiao Wu looked at me curiously, and her face suddenly became very ugly. I asked suspiciously, "Li He didn't take you with him?" ”

He ...... I've been very busy lately, so I didn't follow along. Xiao Wu said embarrassedly.

I saw something slightly cool on the bed, and immediately used a Qingming Dao charm and turned on the light. Only then did I realize that the bed was full of diamond rings and gold necklaces.

Immediately I understood everything, and I exclaimed, "Xiao Wu, you're selling jewelry, right?" ”

"Yes, yes......" Xiao Wuleng paused for a moment, and then hurriedly said, "Recently, Li He has not done any tasks, and our economy is really not rich, so I came out to sell jewelry." Alas, it's hard to think about, but don't tell Li He. ”

I wondered, "Why can't you tell Li He?" ”

"Men are self-respecting...... Xiao Wu said seriously, "If Li He knows that I went to someone's house in the middle of the night to steal oh no, sell jewelry, he will definitely feel very sad." Because it means that he can't satisfy me, and it will frustrate his self-esteem. ”

I suddenly realized and said seriously: "I can't see that you are such a sensible girl." Don't worry, I'll just act like I didn't see anything. ”

"Zhao Liang, you are really a good person...... Xiao Wu said gratefully, "That's it, I'll repay you." Not...... These things are for you. ”

She suddenly picked up two diamond rings and put them in my arms, and I quickly said, "No, you bought them with your own money." ”

"No matter! You have to take it, don't you treat me as a friend? Xiao Wu asked.

Since she had said so, I had no choice but to take the diamond ring and stretch. This also means that the task is much simpler, I said to sleep comfortably, and asked Xiao Wu if she wanted to sleep together.

Xiao Wu blushed suddenly, and she scolded: "Stinky rascal." ”

With that, Xiao Wu jumped out of the window. Because I was worried, I looked down and found that Sun Qimeng was answering Xiao Wu below.

What a good sister, in order to make Li He's life a little better, they even came out to sell jewelry together. With the company of this kind of ghost slave, you will indeed feel very happy.

I slept comfortably, and when Lin Xiaomeng came back the next day, I said that the matter had been resolved, but I didn't want the commission, I just wanted that little duck. After listening to my request, Lin Xiaomeng didn't say a word, immediately stuffed the duckling to me, and then closed the door heavily, asking me to leave quickly.

I hugged the duckling and happily returned to the Yin-Yang Pavilion. But today's Yin-Yang Pavilion is closed, I opened the door in confusion, and a hand immediately stretched out inside, which turned out to be Chen Ziyin.

He quickly pulled me in and closed the door. There was no sunshine in the Yinyang Pavilion, and I saw Xiao Wu kneeling on the ground, her hands clutching her ears, and her expression was very aggrieved.

Strange, why should this be?

Li He stood in front of Xiao Wu, and he scolded angrily: "Lao Tzu has a bright and upright life, how can I have a partner like you to follow." Damn, this is the first time, and you've never listened to persuasion! ”

Xiao Wu hurriedly said: "When did you fall into the light, didn't you just because you secretly did bad things with Zhang Li in the woods, and then entered our class?" ”

"You're still talking back!"

Li He was about to hit Xiao Wu, but Xiao Wu hurriedly shouted at this time: "It's Zhao Liang, Zhao Liang took me there." He also has a diamond ring on him, which he really took me there! ”

"Huh?"

Everyone looked at me suspiciously, Chen Ziyin took the duck from my arms and walked towards the back room, I took out the diamond ring that Xiao Wu gave me from my pocket, and said suspiciously: "Xiao Wu, are you talking about these two diamond rings?" Isn't that what you gave me yesterday? ”

"You're lying!"

Xiao Wu stood up excitedly, pointed at my nose and scolded me, saying that I was shameless and refused to admit that I had stolen. I didn't know what was going on, so I could only listen to people reprimand me.

After being reprimanded for more than an hour, I smelled the smell of broth from the kitchen, and I heard Chen Ziyin suddenly exclaim: "The taste is strong enough!" Good! Zhao Liang, bring two more next time. ”

Huh? What did he say?

Today's side story ends, thank you.

Tomorrow's Side Story:

Holy churches, solemn priests, white wedding dresses and black suits.

"Today, we are gathered here to witness the wedding of Mr. Zhou Meiren and Miss Chen Lisha. Excuse me, is there anyone who opposes the union of these two? ”

"Bang!"

The door of the church was pushed open, and a group of people stood in the door with cold faces, and the burly man in the lead shouted: "I, against! ”

A month after Li He returned from the underworld, on the day of Zhou Mei's wedding, Zhou Tianwen ruined the wedding in anger!

"Master, if you like her, go with her, I have no complaints, and our ambition will end here. If you don't want to...... Then, give me your hand, no matter how many twists and turns, no matter how fierce, I will hold it tightly and never let go! ”

Stay tuned!

(Because it feels boring to write, let's write more about what happened after the finale.) )