The old monk was extremely efficient, and he came back happily after a meal. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info has come back with a big bag on his shoulders.

"Two donors! Everything went relatively well, the dagger is a sharp weapon contained in the world, it can cut ordinary swords, the pawnshop owner is very knowledgeable, and it is worth a price of 100,000 taels...... It's a pity that the pawnshop owner doesn't dare to accept this thing......"

"Huh? Isn't that broken? ”

"It's okay, you listen to what Lao Wei said, it just so happens that the pawnshop has a set of devastating Taoist temples that have passed the redemption period, including Taoist robes, seven-star swords, and soul-attracting banners......

"But there is no money......

"The pawnshop owner asked the old man what a monk wanted to do with this thing, the old man didn't speak, according to the truth, the boss and the old man were acquaintances, laughing back and forth, not believing the old man's words, saying that they could come from another world, they were all gods with magical powers, why use the old things of this world to pretend to be ghosts, the boss gave these things to the old man, and now wait to see the old man's tricks!" The monk laughed after speaking!

"What trick?"

"After you two dressed up, when you go to the market, he comes out to see the excitement."

"That's how cheap we are?"

"That's right! The boss said that this robe and the like, he has been there for a long time, and sooner or later he should throw it away, so it is better to give it to the old man and play it up! ”

"Hahahaha, okay then, Duanyang, let's see my ability as a god stick, and give them a good show!"

So we put on Taoist robes, but unfortunately the hair is short, Chinese New Year's Eve there is also a gossip hat to cover the embarrassment of the pointing, I only have a Taoist robe, pretending to be a follower, it is said that there is only a Taoist hat with a bun exposed, which is not easy to do!

"It's okay, just find a cloth and tie it up, just put on that hat, you follow me, if anyone asks, just pretend to be deaf and dumb!" Chinese New Year's Eve said with a smile.

The monk also agreed, saying, "This plan is wonderful! ”

"Master, the monks don't speak, I can't imagine that you will cooperate with us to deceive ......"

My words were interrupted by Chinese New Year's Eve, and he said solemnly: "This is not a lie!" My skills are absolutely genuine, if you don't believe it, you will know when you go out and see, in addition to being a doctor of physics, I am also a master of magic......"

According to what Chinese New Year's Eve said, I really tied up a handful of hair indiscriminately, put on a Taoist hat indiscriminately, I played a flag, and on Chinese New Year's Eve carried a sword, and we appeared on the stage.

In the bustling flow of people in the bazaar, it looks very ridiculous. Of course, there are many people watching the excitement, and there are very few people who really ask for a signature.

We found an open space and stopped to set up a hexagram stall.

"Measure fortune, look at good fortune, catch ghosts and demons, look at graves and holes...... "Our banner is written on the business we can undertake, Chinese New Year's Eve sit on the open ground, sitting cross-legged, closing his eyes and recuperating, pretending to be a fairy wind and bones, I stood behind it, next to my replicant, the replicant and my general messy hairstyle, with the same banner, we stood behind Chinese New Year's Eve without saying a word.

Most of the people who came and went to see the excitement were illiterate, and they exchanged their heads with each other and asked what the words on the flags were, and some of them read them, and everyone burst into laughter, and everyone thought that we were bragging and not paying taxes......

At this time, the monk and a brightly dressed man who looked like a ball of meat walked into the circle of people.

"That Taoist priest, the contemptible people have a good time, come and ask a hexagram, and measure today's fortune ......"

"Boss Shen......"

“？ Do you know me? ”

Chinese New Year's Eve pointed to the Taoist robe on his body, and the smile on the face of the flesh-like man narrowed a little.

Chinese New Year's Eve then took out a handful of sticks, divided them into two piles, and began to perform a hexagram, looked at the hexagram, stared at the meat-like Boss Shen for a while, and said: "Boss Shen, go home quickly, your house may be ...... today."

"Hahahaha, my house is in the water?"

"I mean maybe there's a fire in the backyard!"

"A fire in the backyard?"

"You go back quickly, maybe you can avoid losses......"

As he was talking, a person squeezed into the crowd and pulled Boss Shen out of the circle!

After a while, Boss Shen squeezed in, bowed down to give a gift to Chinese New Year's Eve, and then took out a piece of silver and said, "Dao Elder Living Immortal!" Shen really caught fire in the backyard just now......"

The crowd was shocked, and someone asked, "Why don't you go to put out the fire if there is a fire?" ”

Immediately, someone ridiculed each other, "The fire in the backyard is an accident with the wife and concubine, and there is something at home, not a real fire, hillbilly!" ”

Boss Shen said: "Indeed, this fire can't be saved, Shen went to report to the official......"

Everyone was puzzled, what happened to Boss Shen!

However, someone immediately stepped forward and asked the hexagram again!

This man looks like a roe deer, with a blue complexion, but his eyes are fierce.

"Old Dao, I want to test today's good luck!"

Someone in the crowd scolded: "Chen Dead Dog, you bastard, don't bully the good anymore, be careful I call you to catch you quickly!" ”

It should be a character like Fang Zheng who speaks.

"It doesn't matter! This benefactor, you should prepare for the future! "Chinese New Year's Eve didn't even make a speech, just a straight sentence.

Everyone was shocked!

Chinese New Year's Eve said: "This person has a disease, now he is terminally ill, Yang Shou is approaching, the three souls and seven spirits have almost dispersed, he has a family, prepare for the future!" ”

Chen Dead Dog was furious when he heard this, he punched and hit, Chinese New Year's Eve stood up to dodge a few times, Chen Dead Dog was already panting, and his face was getting bluer and bluer!

I slowly stopped fighting, and then sat on the ground!

Everyone was stunned! It should be a character like Fang Zheng who speaks.

"It doesn't matter! This benefactor, you should prepare for the future! "Chinese New Year's Eve didn't even make a speech, just a straight sentence.

Everyone was shocked!

Chinese New Year's Eve said: "This person has a disease, now he is terminally ill, Yang Shou is approaching, the three souls and seven spirits have almost dispersed, he has a family, prepare for the future!" ”

Chen Dead Dog was furious when he heard this, he punched and hit, Chinese New Year's Eve stood up to dodge a few times, Chen Dead Dog was already panting, and his face was getting bluer and bluer!

I slowly stopped fighting, and then sat on the ground!

Everyone was stunned!

At this time, the monk appeared, stepped forward to check the pulse of Chen's dead dog, and exclaimed: "This person has lost his pulse, and there is no help!" ”

Everyone was shocked! It should be a character like Fang Zheng who speaks.

"It doesn't matter! This benefactor, you should prepare for the future! "Chinese New Year's Eve didn't even make a speech, just a straight sentence.

Everyone was shocked!

Chinese New Year's Eve said: "This person has a disease, now he is terminally ill, Yang Shou is approaching, the three souls and seven spirits have almost dispersed, he has a family, prepare for the future!" ”

Chen Dead Dog was furious when he heard this, he punched and hit, Chinese New Year's Eve stood up to dodge a few times, Chen Dead Dog was already panting, and his face was getting bluer and bluer!

I slowly stopped fighting, and then sat on the ground!

Everyone was stunned! It should be a character like Fang Zheng who speaks.

"It doesn't matter! This benefactor, you should prepare for the future! "Chinese New Year's Eve didn't even make a speech, just a straight sentence.

Everyone was shocked!

Chinese New Year's Eve said: "This person has a disease, now he is terminally ill, Yang Shou is approaching, the three souls and seven spirits have almost dispersed, he has a family, prepare for the future!" ”

Chen Dead Dog was furious when he heard this, he punched and hit, Chinese New Year's Eve stood up to dodge a few times, Chen Dead Dog was already panting, and his face was getting bluer and bluer!

I slowly stopped fighting, and then sat on the ground!

Everyone was stunned!