"Boss, six fritters, three bowls of tofu brain, three bowls of soy milk. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "At the breakfast stall, the three of us gobbled it up. "Viagra, I always think that what Wang Lao Wu said is right, we still have to practice meditation first, and we can't release any tricks without the power." Li Qiankun said to me worriedly. "That's it, after eating, you go back to meditate with Erfat, I have to go to the hospital first." I chewed the fritters and said, "Bai Wuchang is right, I have to go to the hospital for a physical examination, and I always feel weak in my back and legs recently." "That's because you've watched too many small movies." The second fat gave me a disdainful look.

When I arrived at the hospital, I registered, and the physical examination department was on the second floor. When I was about to take the stairs, the elevator door just opened, and I thought that I would take the elevator by the way, and several aunts and uncles also entered the elevator. I pressed the 2nd floor, and I heard the uncle and aunt say behind my back: "Young people nowadays are really lazy, they have to take the elevator on the 2nd floor, so they don't know how many steps to walk, and when they are old, the body will definitely not work, think about how we were back then." "It's embarrassing, when I got to the second floor, I pretended to be lame and dragged my right leg out of the elevator step by step. Just when the elevator door was about to close, a voice came from inside: "This young man is really unlucky, he is lame at a young age, I'm afraid it will be difficult to find a daughter-in-law in the future......"

According to the doctor's arrangement, I had to draw blood and take a urine test, and after a while, the doctor warned me earnestly: "Young man, blood lipids are a little high, just eat less meat in the future." "Just as I was about to leave the hospital, I suddenly saw Sister Zhang from the neighborhood committee coming over with her daughter. The little girl is 14 years old this year, her name is Li Mengyao, she goes to school in the city No. 1 Middle School, she is usually quiet, she greets everyone she sees, and the only thing that is not welcome is to call me uncle. I was shocked to see the little girl, how could such a good child become like this. The face was devoid of flesh and covered with a thin layer of hungry blue-yellow skin. The eye sockets are lined with bones, and the thin skin seems to be broken with a poke, not to mention the wind, I estimate that the second fat can blow her down in one breath.

"How did Meng Yao lose weight like this?" I asked, confused.

Sister Zhang sighed, wiped her tears and said: "This child has always been fine, I don't know what happened last week, I don't talk about dinner when I get home, I don't watch TV, I don't play with my mobile phone, I just go to the study to read books and do questions." ”

"Isn't that nice?"

"At first, her father and I also thought that the child was sensible, but within two days, we found out that something was wrong, the child didn't sleep all night and just lay there to do questions, and I saw that I was getting thinner and thinner day by day." Sister Zhang has been Li Mengyao, "You see, when I came to the hospital, I refused to put down the book." ”

I looked at it, but it's not, the little girl is still holding a copy of "From Textbooks to Olympiad Mathematics" in her hand, good guy, if I had the strength to be admitted to Tsinghua University of Peking University earlier. "Can't you just throw the book away?" I asked.

"I tried it a long time ago, but her father hid the book, but Meng Yao banged her head on the door and hit her head and bleed." Sister Zhang shook her head vigorously.

I asked, a little skeptically, "Can this disease be treated in a hospital?" ”

Sister Zhang shook her head and said, "The doctor from the third hospital said that the child is mentally fine. "The Third Hospital is a mental hospital in our city, and the level is not ordinarily high, as long as ordinary people are sent in, they can be mentally ill if they are not sick. If they say it's okay, then it's certainly not a small problem.

"Could it be something dirty?" I whispered to Sister Zhang, this is also a member of the red armband, if this is to catch me, which one would be too unlucky.

"Someone has seen it." Sister Zhang blushed embarrassedly. Some say that it was possessed by a ghost, some say that it was an evil one, and Liu Banxian under the overpass also said that the child was the reincarnation of Wenquxing. It's the practice of opening the altar again, and it's the dancing god, and the money is spent a lot, and the child hasn't gotten better at all. "The reincarnation of Wenqu Xing? Why don't you say that it is the reincarnation of a starving ghost? This Liu Banxian is also unreliable.

Isn't Erfat able to see ghosts? Just let him see. Thinking of this, I said to Sister Zhang, "I have a friend who may be able to help." ”

"Who?" Sister Zhang asked curiously.

"The second fat man is the fat man in the room with me."

"Can he do it?" Sister Zhang was obviously not at ease.

"Try it, anyway, I don't care if you ask for money." I thought to myself, can we exorcise ghosts, at least we can tell if it's a ghost.

took Sister Zhang and Li Mengyao back to the house. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Li Qiankun meditating honestly. I asked him curiously, "How's that?" Does it work? He opened his eyes and said to me in a daze, "I don't know, I seem to be asleep." "What do you mean by like? The-eyed stubs are still hanging on my face. Looking at the second fat again, he was already lying on the sofa and snoring.

I kicked Er Fat awake, pulled Li Qiankun to wash his face, and told them about Meng Yao. The second fat took off his glasses and looked at them, and said, "There are indeed ghosts." ”

How do you describe this ghost? There's no way to describe it, I can't fuck it. The second fat whispered to me: "It's a little ghost." "Kid, this is a problem. It has long been made clear in all kinds of supernatural novels, and the most powerful is either a female ghost or a small ghost.

Sister Zhang listened to what we said, her face was already white, and she asked me with her teeth: "Big brother, can it be cured?" ”

Looking at the skinny Meng Yao, I gritted my teeth and told her, "It can work!" But Meng Yao must be put here for me. ”

Sister Zhang still looked a little hesitant. I told her, "Don't worry, we don't want a penny from you whether it works out or not." Her face became relaxed, and when she was about to go out, she said to me: "Ah Wei, I know you are all good people, but they have to get their temporary residence permits quickly, and our community is not a blind stream." ”

After sending Sister Zhang away, I asked Li Qiankun with great expectations: "How can I see ghosts?" Li Qiankun flipped through the book "Demon Removal Record" and said: "There are two methods recorded in the book, one is to use cow tears to drop into the eyes, and the other is to use willow leaves to soak water and drip into the eyes. "Then the willow leaves are fine." Just kidding, how many people nowadays have seen live cattle? Not to mention cow tears.

I broke a few willow branches downstairs and soaked them in water and dripped them in my eyes, and after a stinging pain, I seemed to be able to see ghosts. A fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl was lying on Meng Yao's body, completely ignoring us as nothing, looking at the book "From Textbook to Olympiad Mathematics" with full attention.

"Little girl, what's your name?" I asked her kindly. It's not that I have a good temper, the key is that we haven't practiced yet, and no one can help her.

The imp looked up at me, ignored me, and continued to read at the table. "Children, what's so good about books, uncle will take you to watch goldfish?" I don't give up on saying.

"It's so perverted, I'm getting goosebumps." The second fat said admiringly. Li Qiankun, this kid, also nodded on the side.

"Why don't you take your uncle to the park?" This time, even I was disgusted, and the image of a lewd uncle flashed in my mind.

"You're so annoying!" The little female ghost closed the book and waved it at me fiercely, and I turned three times in a row and lay down on the sofa. This little ghost is too vicious.