Shen Haoxuan, English name Andy, male, 32 years old, professional pickle girl master. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The alarm clock rang at nine o'clock, Shen Haoxuan got up from the bed lazily, he rubbed his eyes, and took his mobile phone to the bathroom to wash.

The profession is a master of picking up girls, yes, you read that right, picking up girls is a craft and a profession, and Shen Haoxuan lives on this craft and earns a lot.

Shen Haoxuan's business card is written as "love trainer", which is a new profession from Europe and the United States, his daily job is to teach those otaku to dress themselves, teach them the routine of chatting with the opposite sex, teach them how to pursue the opposite sex, to put it bluntly, is to teach people to fall in love.

Don't underestimate this profession, Shen Haoxuan relied on the money from teaching to buy a house in the center of Yecheng City, and the Maserati of more than one million yuan downstairs was also bought with the money from the training class.

The cost of his 20 class hours is as high as 10,000 yuan, which is still the kind of large classroom of more than 100 people. In the evening, the kind of small class with actual combat demonstration, the class fee for one class is as high as 2,000 yuan, Shen Haoxuan relied on the money of these otaku and otaku to quickly get rid of poverty and become rich, and live a luxurious life.

From the bottom of his heart, Shen Haoxuan is full of disdain for his students, those otaku with runny noses and pimples on their faces, they tremble when they see women talking, even if they are doing a program ape job with a monthly salary of tens of thousands, how can they find a girlfriend.

The first part of Shen Haoxuan's course is to change the image of these otaku, to put it bluntly, it is to teach them to dress up, after Shen Haoxuan's packaging, let these otaku take a photo next to their luxury car, change it to the avatar of QQ WeChat, and then send a few photos of overseas travel, you can disguise yourself as rich and handsome.

After that, Shen Haoxuan taught them the routine, how to talk to the goddess, how to indulge in the old man, how to give the goddess gifts, the taboo matters of going out on a date, after more than 20 hours of his training, the original otaku who were so nervous when they saw the opposite sex that they couldn't speak turned into a handsome and rich man who could talk eloquently in front of the goddess.

As for whether those otaku after training have caught up with the goddess, it is not something that Shen Haoxuan cares about, anyway, the money has already fallen into his pocket, and he doesn't care if those students live or die.

Handsome appearance, high income, although the house is a little broken, it is also a good location in the city center, driving a luxury car at a young age, the woman next to Shen Haoxuan has never been broken.

In the love trainer industry, you can't chase twenty women a month, even if you are impotence, in order not to be laughed at by your peers for impotence, Shen Haoxuan brushed his teeth and QQ at the same time, looking for today's prey.

Shen Haoxuan can't remember how many women he has slept with, the achievement of a thousand people has already been achieved, his creed is 'in the middle of thousands of flowers, not a single leaf sticks to the body', it's okay to play, if the woman sticks it, he will break up decisively.

There were even many Bai Fumei who wanted to marry him and have monkeys with real estate certificates, but Shen Haoxuan decisively refused, this kind of free and easy life has not passed enough, how can he be bound by marriage.

Whenever a peer gets married, the people in the circle will hold a small funeral to mourn his stepping into the grave of marriage without opening his eyes. Shen Haoxuan's career is on the rise, and every training class is full, and he even plans to hire an assistant to share the pressure.

If someone questions his routine, Shen Haoxuan will scoff, what is a routine, it is a valuable experience that has been tested for a long time, and the girl is eager for romantic love, and she says that there are fewer routines and more sincerity.

Please, how can anyone be born a love saint, isn't the so-called romantic just a routine and a pile of money?

Shen Haoxuan will talk every time he lectures, routines are the most important part of pickling girls, every routine must be memorized, once you encounter an occasion that can throw this routine, you must not be cowardly, you should shoot when you should shoot, in order to defeat the enemy and conquer the goddess!

Shen Haoxuan browsed the people nearby and quickly locked on to an object.

The avatar of this object is a selfie of a beauty, Shen Haoxuan preliminarily determined that it is a selfie of the owner of QQ, click on her album, there is not much difference between the life photos and the selfie inside, according to Shen Haoxuan's standards, this is a seven-point beauty, if you dress up well, you can enter the ranks of eight-point beauties.

The QQ signature is "Lost ta for a full hundred days, and the world began to regain color." "Look at this signature, this girl has just experienced emotional trauma, but is gradually coming out.

It's up to you, Pikachu! Shen Haoxuan pointed to his mobile phone and shouted with a full illness.

It just so happens that in a few days, he is going to give a special lecture on how to teach how to pursue a girl with emotional injuries, and if he wins this girl in these two days, he can use her as a case.

In Shen Haoxuan's opinion, this goal must be easy to chase, even if it is a heart-rending love, 100 days have passed. Looking at the level of this QQ, this is the QQ that has just been registered, which means that this girl is ready to let go of the past and start over.

This is a good time to take advantage of the void, and the men around her must think that she is still in the last relationship and dare not start pursuing, but since she has registered a new QQ, she is ready to start a new life, and now she is on the offensive, and the time is just right.

Shen Haoxuan sent his friend application over and started to get his haircut. In their industry, appearance is naturally very important, Shen Haoxuan has gone to South Korea many times for plastic surgery, and his hairstyle is also designed in RB, he has to fly to Japan and South Korea several times a year, and he spends more money on his face than women.

The mobile phone on the dresser vibrate, Shen Haoxuan finished sorting out his hairstyle, and then picked up the mobile phone, and a message popped up on QQ, "I have passed the friend verification, and now I can chat with my friends!" ”

The corners of Shen Haoxuan's mouth showed an evil smile, this smile was also the one he had practiced countless times in the mirror, it was so easy to take the bait, it seemed that it would not take two days, one day to go to bed.

Shen Haoxuan confidently said: "Beauty, are you there?" ”

Don't underestimate this sentence, how many singing and crying loves start with this question. These four words not only compliment the other party's beauty, but also show that they are interested in chatting, and it is easy to start the topic.

Sure enough, a word 'in' came from the other side. Shen Haoxuan clicked on the girl's QQ album, carefully checked her photos, found a photo of traveling in RB, and immediately replied: "Beauty, what are you doing?" I just got back from Neon Country, and I'm still jet lag in bed. ”

This is a conversation carefully arranged by Shen Haoxuan, revealing that he has just been to the neon country, which can shorten the distance with beautiful women. This makes it possible to start a chat on the topic of neon country tourism.

On the other hand, it was vaguely revealed that his economic conditions were good, and he was able to go to the neon country to play, and he was definitely not a person who lacked money.

Unexpectedly, this beauty quickly replied: "The time difference between Tokyo and Yecheng is only one hour, do you need to reverse the jet lag?" ”

It's embarrassing! This beauty doesn't play cards according to the routine, Shen Haoxuan almost fell, he replied with his mobile phone: "I made a mistake, it's to adjust my work and rest, the boss specially approved me for a day off, and I have a good rest at home." ”

This sentence is crucial! The boss specially approved the leave, explaining his importance in the company, and the boss should personally care about the rest situation, and he is definitely the company's top and elite.

Although Shen Haoxuan has no boss at all, as long as this routine is unfolded, he can describe himself as a high-level elite of a large company, young and promising, deeply respected by the chairman, and entrusted by the company with important tasks to conduct business all over the world.

Some students once questioned that Shen Haoxuan was deceiving people, but Shen Haoxuan retorted at the time: "Is it a lie for a beautiful woman to go out to make makeup?" Everyone has to learn to package themselves, and girls are different from boys, in the process of love, women's favorability is slowly rising, and men's favorability is slowly decreasing. ”

"Establish a good impression at the beginning, and when the favorability rises, even if it is exposed, girls are reluctant to give up after getting along for a long time, this is the routine of picking up girls, and the routine that can work is a good routine!"

But this message was sent to the sea, and Shen Haoxuan finished, but there was still no reply.

Shen Haoxuan was a little anxious, his handsome avatar, the photos of traveling around the country in the album, and the QQ of various cars and deposits, as long as a woman clicked in, she would step into his trap.

Shen Haoxuan has never encountered this situation, he has always been the only one who hangs others, where has there been a time when others have hung him.

But now that he asked, he lost, Shen Haoxuan knew that the relationship between men and women was a defensive war, which side couldn't bear it and took the initiative to attack, it would be at a disadvantage, he grabbed his mobile phone, stared at the screen, and waited for the prompt sound of the QQ message.

When Shen Haoxuan finished breakfast, QQ still didn't react, and just when he was about to give up this goal, the beauty sent a message: "Didn't you write about freelancers?" ”

Shen Haoxuan's head was full of black lines, did this beauty follow the routine, her own country still says 'Galapagos Islands', how can anyone take QQ information seriously.

The corners of Shen Haoxuan's mouth twitched, but he was reluctant to give up this goal, so he had no choice but to say: "It was written before, and I didn't have time to update it." ”

This time QQ replied quickly, with one word "oh".

Oh your sister! Shen Haoxuan couldn't wait to drop the phone, he was never the only one, but he didn't expect to be beaten by a girl in the morning, Shen Haoxuan thought about it, since this is the case, let's take the initiative!

He typed a line of words: "Beauty, forget about the past, even if that person is gone, life will go on." Look at me, I've almost forgotten what she looks like. ”

This is also Shen Haoxuan's thoughtful words, on the one hand, he comforted the beauty, and on the other hand, he also said that he had been emotionally hurt, so he could go deeper into this topic.

This time the message replied faster, a long list of messages appeared in the chat window, the corners of Shen Haoxuan's mouth twitched, this is specifically to trick me, I saw this beautiful woman with the screen name 'Mei Xing' replied: "Oh, it turns out that your dog is also dead?" Please mourn and be submissive. ”