Chapter 11: The First Mage Association
I tried to blink my eyes, shake my arms, shake my legs with all my might, but failed. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "Don't move! "Zhang Fan is not happy." It's hard for you to move around like this! "I'm not moving, it's uncomfortable." "Why is it uncomfortable? I'll just do it myself. "I don't think I can talk like this anymore, but readers who haven't read the previous chapter suddenly click in, and think that our book is pornographic.
"Li Mengyao! What are you doing? What's in a daze? The female teacher on the podium suddenly raised her voice. Come on, come on, come up, do this question. "Hey, there's a good show to watch. Anyway, when I was in school, I liked to watch my classmates being called by the teacher to do the questions, and if I couldn't do it, it was a board, which was really enjoyable. "Don't be sluggish, come up quickly."
"I'll tell you to go up." Zhang Fan said to me proudly.
I'm a pig brain, Lao Tzu is now Li Mengyao. "Don't you want to move? Well, now the body is in control for you. As soon as Zhang Fan finished speaking, I felt that I could move. Walking up to the podium slowly, there was a math problem on the blackboard: "The No. 1 detection balloon departed from an altitude of 5m and rose at a speed of 1m/min, while the No. 2 detection balloon departed from an altitude of 15m and rose at a speed of 0.5m/min, and both balloons rose for 50min." Set the ascent time to x, when 30 is less than or equal to x and less than or equal to 50, what is the maximum height difference between the two balloons? ”
I have a headache, I am resentful, why is this little girl so vindictive? Not to mention doing the question, I have to count how much I should pay for buying apples on the street. Looking at the teacher's fierce eyes, I anxiously shouted in my heart: "Grandma, stop playing, can't I listen to you in the future?" ”
"That's what you said? Do not move in the future. The little girl looked arrogant. Once again, I lost control of my body, and I watched the little girl pick up the chalk, brush and write, "15 meters" Zhang Fan easily reported the answer. The crisis was resolved.
I listened to the math teacher, I listened to the English teacher, I listened to the chemistry teacher, I studied biology, I studied history, and finally had a physical education class, and the teacher was habitually sick and changed to self-study. It's really hard for children nowadays.
I finally stayed up until the end of school, and when I got out of the school gate, seeing that the transformation time was up, I quickly found a small alley where no one was there and recovered my true body. Zhang Fan asked me, "What are you going to do next?" "What? Of course, I was looking for a toilet, but I was suffocated to death this day. Fortunately, there was a KFC nearby, which emptied the power of the wilderness in my body, and I was relieved and hummed a little song to go home. It's time that I didn't have a good day, and someone stopped me halfway.
"Stop!" A crisp voice came from behind me. I turned my head and saw a girl hurrying towards me. I looked like I was twenty-three or fourteen years old, and a pair of big black eyes kept looking me up and down. "Uncle, your Yin Tang is blue, you must have been evil."
I jumped to my feet and said, "You are the uncle, and your whole family is the uncle." "A thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl calls me uncle, and I will endure it, what kind of tenderness are you pretending to be at the age of twenty-three or four.
"Big brother, you have fallen into evil." The girl is as good as a stream.
"I know, I know, there's an imp in me." This girl is so young that she really has some skills.
I was thinking about it when I saw the girl frowning, clasping her hands, and asking, "Are you raising little ghosts?" "I'm going crazy when I see it.
"No, no, I just let the ghost possess me, I can solve it myself, you hurry up, the shopping mall in front is on sale, it's gone late." After a tiring day, I really don't want to worry about people anymore.
"You're also from the Mage Guild?" The girl asked curiously.
"I'm from the Thieves' Guild." I said angrily. Seeing that there was really no way to get rid of this curious baby, I had to tell her about Zhang Fan's situation.
"She's so pitiful, I'll go back with you and find a way to help her." The curious baby said firmly.
Back at the house, Er Fat and Li Qiankun had already returned.
As soon as he saw us, Er Fat said in surprise: "You still bring a girl back from school?" Hurry up and introduce a few brothers to introduce. ”
I didn't react until I was reminded by the second fat, and I still don't know what this girl's name is and what she does.
"My name is Fang Xiaoya, a senior at Jiaotong University, and a trainee member of the Mage Association of this city."
"Wait a minute, what is the Mage Guild?" This is the second time she's mentioned the name, and I'm not curious.
"You don't know?" The three of us nodded in unison. "It's an industry association that excludes demons and exorcists. Aren't you in this business? Fang Xiaoya frowned.
The three of us looked at each other and said in unison, "We are!" ”
After introducing each other, I quickly let Zhang Fan come out of his body and asked Erpang and Li Qiankun: "How are you investigating?" "Erfat didn't gain much here, and after rummaging through last year's newspapers, he found a news in the corner of the "Metropolis Evening News": a coffin was dug up during the city's road reconstruction construction. The relevant departments are investigating, so please do not panic.
Li Qiankun has gained a lot, and several aunts who have watched the incident near the library described the incident in detail. When the coffin was dug up, the whole body was red, and the police took out a little girl from the coffin, also wearing a bright red dress, which looked particularly weird. Later, the police cordoned off the scene, and the aunts didn't know what happened next. According to Li Qiankun's confession, after the aunts finished telling the story, they were particularly enthusiastic about whether he had a girlfriend. This little white face is just delicious.
"No, I was wearing a blue school uniform that day." Zhang Fan suddenly interjected.
"Let's ask Wang Lao Wu when I meet him." There's something strange about that.
"How are you going to overdo this little girl?" Fang Xiaoya asked me.
"Wouldn't it be enough to fulfill her wish?" Aren't all other novels like this? The evil ghost beat him and scattered, and if he could save it, he fulfilled his wish, and the ghost automatically returned to the underworld. Listening to Fang Xiaoya's question, I knew that our book couldn't be so simple.
Fang Xiaoya pursed her lips and said, "How can it be so simple? "Look and I'll know." Fulfilling her wish is just to remove the anger on her body, and if you want to surpass her, you have to recite the "Cave Xuanling Treasure Saving Suffering Sutra". ”
"How could I?" I grimaced.
"I will." Fang Xiaoya looked proud. "By the way, you can take the time to go to the Mage Association with me, it's not okay to do our business without organization, it's hard to find a job, and it's easy to be excluded."
"I'm organized. We are the slaying trio. "Just kidding, I'm from the underworld, alas, this organization is not hard enough?
Sending Fang Xiaoya away, I hated to say to Er Fat and Li Qiankun: "Look at it, a little girl in the family will be exceeded." What about you, how many days? Nothing. Hurry up and meditate! "I'm going out.
"Why are you going to meditate?" "Lao Tzu will bring you a boxed lunch."