Moderator: "Okay, now it's interview time, so let's welcome the current guests, Mr. Li He, Mr. Zhao Liang, Miss Hongluo, Miss Qingyang." ”

Zhao Liang was puzzled: "Isn't it being released Li Tiandao?" Why did it suddenly become an interview show? ”

Li He said seriously: "Here's the thing, because Li Tiandao has some things that need to be dealt with well, so it is inevitable that some situations will occur, which will not be easy to deal with, so occasionally you have to slow down first." How to put it, there are things that can be lost, but there is always something to be found. ”

Zhao Liang suddenly realized: "It means that in fact, I haven't figured out how to write it at all, I really can't make it up today, and I want to break off and I'm afraid of being scolded, so I casually put a side show to deceive everyone's feelings, isn't it?" ”

"You're going to die if you don't tell the truth!"

Li He slapped Zhao Liang in the face, and Zhao Liang immediately looked at Li He aggrievedly, covering his face and screaming in pain. The host coughed: "Because the authors who fool the readers are not good authors, so some decryption can also be done today." Isn't that often said? For example, the front is written well, but the back is not so good-looking; Or it's getting better and better, and I've always liked it like it; Or just pass the time, just watch it like this, Li He, first of all, I will interview you, these are all opinions on your autobiography "Drifting Classroom", what do you think? ”

Li He smiled: "Actually, this kind of explanation is very good, for example, it is said to be very beautiful at the beginning, and it is more and more ugly later, this kind of readers...... It's all because the brain was controlled by aliens, and it became a little low IQ for a while. Those who say that they have always been good-looking are actually clear-eyed people. As for the kind that you look at casually, I won't make an evaluation, they will be punished. ”

"It's disgusting! It's really disgusting! Zhao Liang exclaimed, "In order to cover up his last mistake, he directly pushed all the mistakes on the heads of readers and aliens, Li He, you are so disgusting!" I used to admire you, but I didn't expect you to be such a person! ”

Li He glanced at Zhao Liang, and he said calmly: "Where is so much nonsense, believe it or not, Lao Tzu slaps you in the face?" ”

Zhao Liang suddenly didn't dare to speak.

The scene was a little awkward all of a sudden.

"The reader was affected by aliens, which caused the IQ to be relatively low for a while...... "The host said embarrassedly, "How to say this reason, although this reason is a bit far-fetched, it is barely passed." After all, today is a program that fools people, after all, it should be released by Li Tiandao, but suddenly releasing this kind of nondescript thing, suddenly releasing this kind of thing to make up the number of words, it is a very shameless behavior. So...... In order not to whet everyone's appetite, I have a few questions that readers have been wanting to know, can you please answer them? ”

All four of them nodded and said, "Ask." ”

The host smiled: "Let's interview Zhao Liang first, may I ask if you have ever slept with Li He?" ”

Zhao Liang looked at the host blankly, and he wondered, "Is there really a problem?" You can't make it up, right? ”

"Yes, this is a question that everyone has always been concerned about, have you ever been slept with by Li He? Although you have always felt that you are brothers, there is a kind of relationship that is already indescribable, just like Zhou Meiren and Zhou Tianwen, which can be said to be full of feelings. So now I want to ask if you have ever slept with Li He. ”

Zhao Liang said seriously: "No, it's just that one night, we drank too much, and he suddenly thought about that and that, and I said no, and then he treated me that and that, and then I treated him that and that, and finally caused that and that." Then Li He cried and apologized to me, saying that he was sorry for what he did to me, but because it was only half done, I forgave him. ”

"Which one the hell is that?" The moderator asked.

Li He said calmly: "Do you ask more, believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you?" ”

"Okay, let's move on to the next question, and then it's time to ask Miss Hongluo...... the host laughed, "Actually, everyone has been very concerned about one question, and that is...... When you were on the underworld, your strength increased dramatically. So, why did it become so strong, it is never carefully mentioned in Li He's autobiography. ”

The Red Luo Nu smiled: "I don't want to mention it." ”

"Since you don't want to mention it...... That...... Okay then, please ask Qingyang ......"

"I don't want to answer." Qingyang said with a smile.

The host said embarrassedly: "Okay...... Hooray, really hooray...... Anyway...... Anyway, it was because I couldn't make it up.,And I didn't want to be told that I didn't have a character.,And then I wrote a chapter that I didn't know what it was and released it to fool people.。 Anyway, the author thinks that his character is still there, but Guan is this chapter has already lost his character, and he doesn't want to write anything...... So that's almost the end, let me wrap it up? ”

No one spoke, and there was silence......

"Okay, then because I can't make it up but I don't want to break it, I just write something casually but don't know what to write......" The host coughed and said, "There is an interactive link at the end of the show, if you want to slap the author in the face, please click on the top in the lower right corner; If you want to slap him and spit on his face with a mouthful of thick phlegm, please click on the step in the lower right corner, that's it, Li Tiandao ...... Tomorrow to continue! ”

I can't make it up today!

That's it!

I don't know what was written either!

Happy!

I'm fooling you!

But in a good mood!

I was wrong!